Love, Hate, and Hate

Now, I know I'm an asshole.

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I regained consciousness in a very stimulating and indescribably refreshing pleasure, but when I opened my eyes, I wanted to poke my eyes immediately.

Why did things develop like this?I have just accepted the fact that I have changed from a straight man to a gay man, but God actually gave me another bolt from the blue, telling me that I can still become the little zero who is under the pressure?

I blushed and turned to look at the charger behind my butt, and cursed: "What the hell are you doing, charger?"

It's a pity that this scolding sound has no power at all, it's not only soft, but also has its own vibrato, because when the electric current passed through my body, it caused me to tremble, and I was so comfortable that I almost groaned.

The charger looked at me blankly: "What are you doing? Of course I'm fucking you."

I was fucked so suspiciously that I glared at him with a question mark on my head: "I went out of the factory with you, I traveled all over the world with you, I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

The charger still couldn't see the joy or anger: "How about you fuck me? Can you?"

I:"……"

The charger continued to stimulate me: "I'm not going to fuck you, can you wake up? I'm doing it for your own good."

I:"……"

What Charger said makes sense, and I can’t refute it at all. I was struggling and enjoying while being loveless, and he called me a coquettish bitch who “says no with his mouth, but is very honest with his body”. I still can’t find the words Hate him.

Finally, the charger finished working on me, and I felt full of energy, which was many times better than when I was on China Telecom and China Unicom.

I smoked an afterthought cigarette as usual, and my face was a little sad: "So I'm really gay, and I'm still a gay guy who can be attacked. You should have told me earlier."

"I thought you knew it a long time ago, mobile phones, of course, are born to stir up trouble." The charger patted my shoulder, expressing relief, "It's not too late to know now, your life has just begun. "

I squinted my eyes and sighed: "It's late, if I had known I would not have worked so hard, I should have picked a hostess."

Charger stared at me for a while, then drew the word "Ji" on my screen, and said leisurely: "Then you should disturb Ji."

I:"……"

Just as I was reshaping my outlook on life, there was a knock on the door of my master's house, and a tall, strong man with a loyal face walked in. The man looked at my master, his face was black and red, and he looked miserable. Said: "Can I borrow your mobile phone for a while? The boss asked me to send him the modified code as soon as possible. I was only halfway through the modification. The computer suddenly broke down. I switched to my mobile phone to write, and the mobile phone accidentally fell into the toilet. It’s gone, and my home is disconnected from the internet.”

I understood as soon as I heard it, this is a programmer.

What a miserable programmer.

The owner squinted his eyes and smiled at the programmer, and put me into the programmer's hand, saying: "Use it whatever you want, turn on a hotspot for me, and I will use the backup machine to connect to the Internet for a while."

The programmer's black face turned even redder, he held me tightly in his hand, groped for a while to find the hot spot, and then opened it.

At that moment, I was stunned. I watched my wife, the dignified and virtuous Telecom, flirtatiously at the backup phone next to me without any reservations, her eyes were in a mess.

I got angry, and turned my head to fight that short, poor, ugly dick: "You dare to hook up with my wife! I'll beat you to death!"

The backup machine laughed "quack", with a villainous face: "Just now you hooked up with my partner to move, I didn't say anything about you, didn't you just rub it, what's the big deal." He was still very rampant winking at my wife.

I stared dumbfounded at the flirtatious glances between these two, and couldn't believe it.

Suddenly, I realized that the status of the telecommunications was not right, and I shouted anxiously: "What are you doing? Stop it! Didn't you just rub it for a while?"

The backup machine looked at me provocatively, and began to be indescribable with telecommunications.

My scalp exploded!I want to kill this pair of dogs and men!

A knock on the door interrupted the doggy couple's love. The owner opened the door, and a boy in work clothes came in, saying that he was here to install broadband. Of course, the owner was not busy surfing the Internet.

I watched Telecom come back timidly with cold eyes, and I was very angry in my heart, and started to scold him: "I don't obey my husband, blah blah..."

Telecom was a little ashamed at first, but then the more he listened, the more impatient he became, and finally he turned cold, glanced at me, and said sarcastically, "What are you? Why don't you go all over the universe every day? What face do you have to scold me? You can flirt around, but I can't? It's cancerous!"

I was stunned and couldn't find a word to refute.

Later, I fell into a cold war with China Telecom, and instead began to spoil my roommate—Wifi.

Wifi is also owned by Telecom. They are relatives. I don’t care how close they are. Anyway, I think my petting Wifi can make Telecom half dead.

While I was indescribable with Wifi, I stimulated Telecom: "It's so cool! It's so much better to have you than to Telecom! I want to fuck you every day! Always fuck you! You are my perfect match!"

China Unicom was jealous, and China Telecom was cold.

I can't control that much anymore, those words are not to stimulate telecommunications, they really come from the heart!Using Wifi is so cool that parents don't even know each other!

All my life I've identified Wifi, I must have fallen in love with him!

Telecom sneered from the side: "Naive."

I:"???"

What's the meaning?I don't care, I'm going to enjoy the honeymoon period with my dear Wifi.

Why?etc! Where are you looking at Wifi?

I turned Wifi's face back: "Don't look blindly, concentrate."

Wifi showed me a fraternal smile: "Beibei also wants to join."

Me: "...who?"

The short, poor, ugly dick came over and showed a wretched smile: "Give me a rub, and I'll just rub it."

Wifi smiled and held out her hand to him.

My expression froze, my heart froze, I suddenly felt that life was dark, and a fireball in my chest was gradually expanding, which was close to the critical point of explosion.

Wifi suddenly groaned and got connected to the backup machine.

I stared blankly at this pair of newly released dogs and men, and felt dizzy: "Why? Why are you doing this to me?"

Wifi smiled at me heartlessly: "Let's play together!"

I made a "plop" and passed out.

When I woke up again, I changed from number one to number zero again. I looked at the charger with a blank face. Will you be on another plane?"

The charger glanced at the spare machine next to him, and said expressionlessly: "I just got on him for a while."

I froze, smiled, and tears rolled down my face.

The charger suddenly came out of my body and said: "The master and the programmer have an appointment to eat KFC, and we are leaving soon."

I didn't react, except for tears streaming down my face: "Oh."

When I arrived at KFC, I collapsed like a dead fish in a pile of French fries, cola, and fried chicken wings, and ignored the KFC Wifi next to me who was trying to hook me up.

The other party was persistent, and would tease me from time to time, and I frowned: "Go, go, go! I don't want to recruit young men!"

KFCWifi rolled his eyes: "What's so lofty? Who the hell is a little girl? It doesn't cost you money, it's just a date, love date or not!"

Me: "No date!"

I don't know who I'm angry with, in short, I feel very unhappy, and even my heart hurts a little.

But I was quickly slapped in the face.

The master was full of food and drink, raised his legs and chatted with the programmer, and picked me up without any hassle.

I:"……"

KFCWifi smiled sarcastically and lay down under me: "Come on, brother."

I was so angry that I burst into tears, the majestic 5.5-inch male machine, crying like a 5.5-ton child.

I cried and fucked him: "Am I never going to find true love? Jisheng is so desperate!"

"Hey wait a minute, that buddy next to me also wants to fuck me." KFCWifi suddenly left from under me, chatted with the person next to me, and lay back down again, "What did you just say?"

I:"……"

I was almost wilted, but I cheered up and continued crying and crying, "Do you think I can find true love?"

"Ah? Hahahahaha!" KFCWifi laughed, "What is true love? Is Grandpa Ken delicious? Brother, you are so funny. You are a mobile phone, not a human being. Have you recognized your identity?"

I was a little annoyed: "I have a human mind, why can't I be like a human?"

KFCWifi laughed so hard that its balls trembled, before it could speak, it slid away from me, and it was indescribably different from other mobile phones.

I:"……"

"Fuck! There are too many people, the Internet speed is slow! Go back!" The host stuffed me into his pocket annoyedly, and left with the programmer.

After I went back, I felt that my body was a little strange, and then a voice rang in my ear: "Brother, let me use your body."

Me: "... what? Who are you?"

"I am a piece of code written by the programmer today. I live in your body temporarily, and it will be converted into a confession animation and played in a while. I want to borrow your screen for use."

Oh, it turns out that there is an extra piece of code in my body.

I was stunned for a moment, and yearned in my heart: "Confession? Who confesses to whom?"

"It's still a question, of course it's the programmer who confessed to the artist."

Oh, I remembered, my master is a painter, just after the programmer left, the master even painted a portrait of the programmer.

The master must also like programmers.

It's beautiful!

I suddenly feel sad.

Why can't I find my true love?I'm not good enough?I'm not gentle enough?Or... just because I'm a scumbag too?

Why am I so scumbag?I am obviously looking forward to true love!But what is true love?

I fell into thinking about machine life.

That night, I witnessed a technical confession, and witnessed the sweet and hot kiss between my master and the programmer. I even saw the "Zizi" current flashed when their eyes met.

It's so strange, just looking at each other can generate electricity?

I accidentally expressed the doubts in my heart. The telecom, China Unicom and Wifi around me were all drowsy, and no one answered my question.

I lay lonely on the desk, my heart was gloomy.

At this moment, a very magnetic and penetrating bass sounded from the side: "Human love is like this, a look, a movement, any detail can be used to express love."

who?Who is answering my question?

This sound is so nice, I... I don't know why... Suddenly my heart beats a little faster.

"Plop-plop-"

Suppressing my beating heart, I turned my head to look at the source of the sound, and was surprised to find a strange mobile phone lying beside me at some point.

Looking at his tough lines and handsome appearance, I feel inexplicably suffocated, but I'm not jealous at all, I even want to get closer to him, I look at him without taking my eyes off: "Who are you?"

He turned his head and met my eyes: "I am the programmer's mobile phone."

At that moment, we faced each other quietly, and I seemed to hear the sound of flowers blooming.

The author has something to say:

Big brother, you have too many mental activities, I counted, you are not life-threatening.

It didn't end, sadly.