Lang riding a war horse

"My lord hasn't woken up yet, if you don't want to die, get out quickly."

"But the emperor hastened to announce..."

"It's probably because He Xuliang's lost dog is about to lose again. Don't worry about him. It's useless to allocate military pay. If you have a life, you can come back. If you don't, you can die in Qiongxiang. It's useless for the court to support him."

"But……"

"But what is it? He Gou's death is a trivial matter. If you bother the adults to rest, your heads are enough to cut off. Why don't you get out of here?"

"Yes, yes, Miss Xianglian, calm down, the little one will leave now."

Gu Zhen thought in a trance that he forgot to turn off the TV before going to bed, but he wondered how the second-hand small color TV in his home could emit such impressive 3D sound effects.

The eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and Gu Zhen finally opened his eyes with great pain in his brain, but was frightened by the situation in front of him and immediately froze.

"Oh, Mr. Gu, you're awake. Did that dog servant Li Quan wake you up just now? My little girl deserves death. Come on." Gu Zhen hasn't moved away from the still big breast Eyes, under the bed, a graceful woman in underwear that looks like Taobao's nine yuan and nine free shipping is kneeling barefoot by the side of the bed, saying something that Gu Zhen doesn't know what it means.

Chang Xianglian slapped her hands twice, and the clear sound echoed in the hall of the Goulan Red Inn. 36D, who was sleeping peacefully on the bed, also slowly got up, her sleepy eyes were only sleepy for a second, and she saw that Gu Zhen beside her had already sat up Then she climbed out of the bed very naturally, and she didn't seem to notice that she wasn't wearing any wisps all over her body, and she knelt beside Chang Xianglian with her beautiful eyebrows lowered.

As soon as Chang Xianglian finished slapping her hands, two men in armor came in from the door. They were tall and mighty but did not dare to raise their heads. They knelt down on one knee and asked in a sonorous voice: "My lord What are your orders?"

Gu Zhen only felt dizzy for a while, wtf? ?Am I still awake? ?

"Tomorrow call Li Quan, that dog slave, to the prime minister's mansion, and my lord will kill him alive."

The two of them were not surprised, they just clasped their fists and answered "yes" before retreating together.

Gu Zhen's body, which had been stiff for a long time, moved, only to realize that he was clean and didn't even have to wear a pair of underwear, and his mind was in chaos. What the hell is this?Am I not sleeping at home?Who are these two nine-point girls from the big European school?Could it be that I have time-traveled? ?Lord Prime Minister?Could it be me?Is it me?As if it was really me? ?

Gu Zhen's brain was running fast, and he quickly felt a little bit of joy. As the lowest level of otaku in the 21st century, this kind of nine-point goddess usually doesn't even look at him, but now they are kneeling on the ground and obeying him...

Ahhhh, no no no, what am I thinking about! ! !Be sober, the ants have been walking for ten years! !Where the hell am I! !

Gu Zhen felt that his head was going to explode, and everything in front of him made him unable to do so. Gu Zhen retreated back into the bed in a panic, instinctively, and touched something in the brocade quilt. Gu Zhen lost strength in his arms instantly, and the unsupported half of his body sank into the gold-foil-colored quilt.

"Smelly dumb, you have the face to lie down again after you wake up?" Gu Zhen didn't see who was under the quilt, so she stood up and lifted the quilt, but her slender wrist was surprisingly strong. Zhen only saw a flesh-colored thing flash past in front of him, and then only heard a plop, and a slender boy was thrown to the ground by the underwear.

It has only been less than 5 minutes since Gu Zhen opened his eyes, but the strangeness of what happened exceeds the sum of all his adventures in the past 23 years.

How everywhere is indescribable.

The young man who was thrown to the ground can be described as a mess. His undeveloped body was covered with red marks all over his body, and his back was also a mess of red and white, making it hard to look closely at it, but his facial features were extremely delicate, just like 36D. It was a look of indifference, and after being pulled out, he knelt down obediently and said nothing.

"My lord, for the sake of the mute's proper service yesterday, let's spare his dog's life for the time being, and wait for the little girl to find a useful slave for you before executing him."

These three people seem to be the ones with the highest status in underwear. She ordered the two generals to be found just now. Gu Pillow's head hurts like hell. right? Wtf!

Gu Zhen stared blankly at the three people in front of him who didn't know what to do, sitting on the smooth brocade quilt, really wanted to roll his eyes and faint, maybe when he woke up, he would return to his small rental of less than 20 square meters In the room, but the too real touch tells him that this is not a dream! !

Gu Zhen calmed down a little bit, the most important thing right now is what happened to me, am I still me, is it safe, will I be executed if I am found out that I have lost my bag, and so on.

Thinking of this, Gu Zhen broke out in a cold sweat immediately, as if he is now a prime minister, equivalent to an important leader, and if someone finds out that he is not the original inner core, why not finish the game?

So Gu Zhenqiang pretended to be calm and straightened his face, coughed twice, and said in a deep voice: "Ah, okay, I see, you guys go down first, I... I want to stay by myself for a while."

The three people at the bottom were startled, Gu Zhen was in a panic now, thinking to himself if he had said something wrong, damn it, don't, don't, don't reveal the truth so early, at least let me figure out the situation before we talk.

Fortunately, among the three, only 36D looked up, but he still didn't say anything, Na Han stood up and saluted and said, "Yes, my lord."

As soon as the underwear left, 36D and the underage also left, still naked, Gu Zhen wanted to ask them to put on some clothes, but thinking that there were too many mistakes, he could only pray that they would not catch a cold.

Finally, Gu Zhen was the only one left in this empty room, and his brain began to ache uncontrollably. He lived in a diversified and modern society, and he watched all kinds of TV dramas and literary works with weird plots. Not a lot, but as a believer in Marxism and Chairman Mao’s quotations, he has never believed in it. Gu Zhen rubbed his temples and looked around. Not far away, a golden goose stove was burning, and there were still a few steps left. The ever-burning lamp of the maid, not to mention the quaint rooms of his eight rented houses on the top, even if this is a themed hotel, it would cost 880 yuan a night. Apart from time travel or dreaming, he really doesn't know how to explain it. this problem.

Gu Zhen sighed, and was just about to put on some clothes anyway, when a rough voice sounded in his mind.

"Oh my god, big brother, you are awake!"

"Fuck?? Who?" Gu Zhen's first reaction was to grab the quilt to protect his crotch, can you jump out one by one after I get dressed? ?

"Okay, I can cover it up, there is something to cover up, I haven't seen this before, wake up, wake up, come, come, tell you something."

Gu Zhen hangs in his throat and looks around. This voice sounds like a big brother in the Northeast society sitting on the side of the road with a mink girl in one hand and a knife scar in the other. The key is where this person is. Gu Zhen has one finger Did not see the head.

"Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai I am not a human being and you cannot see me."

Gu Zhen shivered, and said tremblingly: "There is a grievance and a debtor, Huang Tian, ​​I am a good citizen, I just came today, what am I... I didn't do anything."

Afterwards, Gu Zhen was about to cry, and 007 was a little annoyed when he saw his host turned into such a pustule, and shouted: "Look at your damage, who the hell is a ghost, I'm a program, I'm In your mind, I am guiding you to complete tasks in this world, understand?"

Gu Zhen blinked and shook his head honestly.

007:"……"

"Let me tell you this, do you know where this is?"

Gu Zhen continued to shake his head, 007 thought for a while and said, "Then do you remember He Xuliang?"

Gu Zhen sounded a little familiar at first, but his mind was like a muddle because of the impact of the three views. I knew who He Xuliang was, and I knew He Junxiang.

007 is getting angry, I really want to slap this pustule, I only hate myself for being a program, so I said patiently: "Then do you remember "The Mad Demon General"?"

"Ah?" Gu Zhen was stunned by the name of the two-year-old and mentally retarded, and then remembered, isn't this the kind of Ma Wen I read a few days ago?Thinking about it again, ahhhh, He Xuliang, isn't he the handsome male lead in this book who is so cool, crazy, and messing around with girls?

What Gu Zhen thinks, as long as 007 thinks, it will know, and he will not play sloppy eyes with him, and just say: "It's really not easy to remember, the world you are in now is the world of "Mad Demon General". Now it is He Xuliang's younger brother and colleague, the Prime Minister of Jiangyun Kingdom, Gu Zhen."

Gu Zhen felt like throwing up, but he still picked the most important one and asked: "...The me in the 21st century is dead..."

007 said as a matter of course: "That's not good, the broken land where you live is a dangerous building, and it was smashed in an earthquake of magnitude [-]. You were crushed to death."

Gu Zhen burst into tears, oh, dare you, he doesn't have a whole body yet.