Lang riding a war horse

007 saw him a little sad, and said: "Don't worry, I'm here to save you. Let me tell you, if you can complete the mission in this world, you can be resurrected, aren't you happy?"

Gu Zhen leaned back and didn't care that the bird was still exposed, tilted his head, and his whole body seemed to be hollowed out.

"Hey, you pretended to be dead. Let me tell you, we are dead and two dead, grasshoppers on the same rope. I still expect you to complete the task quickly and give me a promotion. You have to be a little bit Work hard, let me tell you."

Gu Zhen smiled uglier than crying, and said: "Brother, you are embarrassing me. I am also a person who has read books. This is stupid. Corrupt Gangchang, he was killed by the male protagonist in the vegetable market before he wrote 100 words, this book has almost [-] million words, you let me pass it in just to see me being crushed to death while sleeping, not feeling the fear of death, not happy Isn’t it? You deliberately let me die again.”

007 held back for a while, and said: "You hold back and imitate me. I heard southerners speak Northeast dialect, which is hard to search for."

Gu Zhen sat up with a whimper and said, "Then you speak Mandarin, I was taken away by you!"

007 felt a little guilty, and said, "I... am I not a defective product, why don't I ask you to be my host?"

Gu Zhen's eyelids twitched, is it my fault? ? ?

007 thought to himself that it would be better not to piss Gu Zhen to death right now, and continued to explain patiently: "You are so pessimistic. According to the original direction of the book, it is true that Gu Zhen was killed by He Xuliang in a short time, but this is not Have you come here, our ultimate mission is to make He Xuliang the emperor."

Gu Zhen lay down again, and said with a dead heart: "What does it have to do with me?"

007 said: "Ours is called the reader's prayer system. Someone paid us to change the ending of "The Great General of the Mad Demon", and we have to do so. Well, this won’t work, the readers are in a panic and have to make He Xuliang the emperor himself, don’t you know?”

Gu Zhen was still immersed in the fact that he was already on the street in the 21st century, and said in a neutral tone: "Then why don't you go to the author, come to me./What are you doing?"

"Hey, you little bastard, why don't you give me a chance to be resurrected? You can just tell me whether you want to do it or not. /I'll ​​let you see Lord Yama right now, do you believe it?"

Gu Zhen was no longer afraid of this bluffing code, snorted, and said, "One dead body, two lives? Promotion and salary increase? A grasshopper on a rope?"

007:"……"

"Mr. Gu./Master, can you start working hard? You are a prime minister after all. You don't have to worry about beautiful women in your arms. It's not as good as you used to get up early and write wedding plans every day. A bright future is not waiting for you. What are you doing or not?"

Gu Zhen is a senior dog who is doing an internship. He doesn’t study very well, and his university is naturally not very good. A third-rate university can only find a third-rate internship unit. His parents died in a car accident in high school. He has no background and identity, and lives a good life. I have to say that what 007 said is not unreasonable.

Gu Zhen sighed and said: "Although I am suffering, I think I can still save it. Why did I die suddenly, Lan Shou, mushroom."

007 felt that his host was a pussy one second, and a little nervous the next second. Adhering to the mentality that the system can't dislike the host, 007 is still persuading and insisting on being a good and understanding system. At the end of the year, I still have to rely on Gu Zhen to give a good review and appraise the title. 007 calmed down and said: "Life, you always have to look forward. Anyway, you will die in the last world. If you want to live, you have to live well." Don’t you just finish the mission and live together?”

Gu Zhen sighed and said, "Brother, I have always believed in Marxism, and suddenly encountered these ghosts and ghosts, shouldn't I calm down?"

Then 007 fell silent, and two seconds later, the voice of the big brother appeared again, asking, "Calm down now? We're a little short on time, buddy."

Gu Zhen: "..."

Gu Zhen scratched his hair. He is actually an ordinary person who is so humble. If he insisted on saying that there are any advantages in his whole body, it would be that he is more heartless and adaptable. He sat up and asked, "What did you say?" Is it true? Can you really come back alive after completing the mission?"

"That's not good!"

Gu Zhen didn't know how many times he sighed, and said, "Okay... what should I do now?" After searching around, he still couldn't find any clothes, so he asked 007 helplessly, "Brother, where are my clothes?"

007 laughed aloud, and said: "Call me big brother, it's strange to be born, this person is close to each other, just call me 007."

Good name, Gu Zhen thought.

The book "Mad Demon General" is the most common harem stallion novel at point X. The hero, He Xuliang, was an orphan. He was picked up by Gu Zhen's parents and raised as Gu Zhen's follower. When he became the number one scholar, he would be a man with money in his family, good at dancing with long sleeves, no integrity and no limit, his official career was magnanimous, and he became the prime minister of Jiangyun Kingdom at the age of 23, and He Xuliang was confused because of his bravery and fighting skills. A petty officer.Later, Gu Zhen became more and more corrupt, and the young emperor who happened to be four years old after the death of the first emperor ascended the throne, and Jiangyun Kingdom is a country that emphasizes civility over military affairs. First, but he is not a virtuous minister, he can be said to be a standard treacherous and sycophant. He attacked loyal ministers, abolished imperial examinations, withheld military pay, and promulgated harsh policies. It's because Jiang Yun is eyeing Jiang Yun, and the news of the frontier war is coming more and more frequently, but at this time, there are not many loyal ministers who really think about this country. With Gu Zhen covering the world with one hand, the frontier fortress is shrouded in horse leather every day. But the imperial court is singing every night. Of course, the price is that Jiang Yun's territory is getting smaller day by day.

And He Xuliang was originally a small officer, but he was brave and good at fighting, and he made great achievements in battle. He Xuliang brought almost few victories to fight. After the Great War, he rose up and overthrew Gu Zhen's treacherous and sycophantic forces. From then on, he really started to cheat his life, and finally assisted the little emperor who had been brainwashed by Gu Zhen for three years to become a generation of Ming Dynasty. Jiangyun Kingdom unified the seven kingdoms, Become the only overlord on the map.

The role of Gu Zhen can almost be said to be an extremely insignificant cannon fodder in this book, because after overthrowing him as an evil force, the hero will also overthrow countless evil forces that are countless times stronger than him. Kai Hang's stumbling block in his life is not considered a stumbling block. He showed his face in the first 100 words of a book of nearly [-] million words. If it weren't for this scumbag and his name, Gu Zhen would hardly remember this role.

Gu Zhen was depressed and asked, "Why did you let me wear a cannon fodder? You let me wear a character throughout the book anyway? The little emperor? The hero's first girlfriend? The second little military doctor? The third big breasts Sister? 230 cannon loli? Just let me dress up as the male lead's illegitimate child??"

That's right, as a stallion novel, the most attractive part of this novel is the harmonious and beautiful sex./life./life of the male protagonist who has beauties in his arms all the time.

"Ah, by the way, I forgot to mention that you still have a task to stop the male lead's endless sexting."

With a black question mark on Gu Zhen's face, he asked, "Why?? There is no hot bed./scene, is this still called a stallion novel?" Of course, he would not say that it was for this reason that he ate this gay friend. Mouth poison Amway.

007 was on business, and replied: "I don't know, the client requested it."

"..." This customer has a very strange taste.

Gu Zhen started to have a headache again, he was clueless, and didn't know what to do, 007 roughly explained the current time, it happened to be the time of the Battle of Qiongo Oak, the battle where Gu Zhen withheld his salary and led to a big defeat important battle.

In fact, it's not important, it's not worth mentioning in the whole book, but after this battle, he was hacked to death by the hero.

Gu Zhenwo./ made a sound, and cursed: "Aren't you cheating? I'm going to die soon!!"

007 was very calm, and said: "No, it's only been a month since we fought, and we have another month to lose."

"...I only have one month left to live???"

007 was still very calm, and said, "I think you can still save it."

"..."

This shitty system is full of bugs.

Just as Chang Xianglian raised her hand to knock on the door to replace the charcoal for the adults, the door suddenly opened, and Gu Zhenchu, who was dressed in brocade and fur robes, met Chang Xianglian face to face at the door.

Gu Zhen is very afraid of the cold, he never takes a step out of his room in this kind of cold winter, eats, drinks and eats in Luyuan Pavilion, and never goes to court, even the little emperor has to drive to the prime minister's mansion whenever he wants to see, Chang Xianglian I was stunned for a moment, but I immediately knelt down in front of Gu Zhen and asked, "My lord, where are you going?"

Gu Zhen just took a look at the big breasts in the erotic lingerie in front of him, and the man plopped down on his knees, which surprised Gu Zhen.

Chang Xianglian is the housekeeper in the Prime Minister's Mansion and is also considered half a housekeeper, anyway, in such a big Xiangfu, there are not many females who are not Gu Zhen's housemaid anyway.She used to be Gu Zhen's father's concubine, so she is two years older than Gu Zhen.Gu Zhen's fucking has something to do with heredity, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, Gu Zhen's father is not a good bird, he does all kinds of crimes by robbing civilian women, but it has been carried forward to the whole country by Gu Zhen.

The book didn't go into detail about Chang Xianglian's words, and Gu Zhen didn't know what happened to this little mother. Since the author didn't mention it, he didn't pay attention to it, but he really wanted to be this "Gu Zhen" instead. The little people who are not bothered to mention in the original book are the ones who need to be treated with care when they get along day and night.

Because 007 said that Gu Zhen is no longer the former Gu Zhen and cannot be discovered by others, and the character design should not be destroyed too much.

Gu Zhen burst into tears, Nima, I want to continue to be a traitor, how can I save the hero, how can I save the world, a broken me, how can I save a broken you!Most importantly, what this scumbag Gu Zhen did, he really couldn't do it!Messing around with my little mother, even if I haven't had sex./life./life, I don't want to be so explosive!

007:"……"