Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Seeing the distressed little cat, Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help laughing.

"Marshmallow, you can press whatever you want. With your little paw, how strong is it?"

Marshmallow tilted his head: "But, I'm a cat demon. Are your bones stronger than this bed?"

The fluffy dumplings look soft and cute, full of deception.

Shi Xiuzhuo even forgot about changing the bed at the beginning, and he woke up suddenly when the kitten reminded him.

"Your strength just now was good, just keep that strength."

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help worrying, if the little cat was not careful and the force was too heavy, he would go to the hospital for an X-ray.

Although a little worried, Shi Xiuzhuo still couldn't resist the temptation of the cute dumpling, and let the kitten massage himself.

Marshmallow stretched out two little paws, gently pressed by Shi Xiuzhuo.

"Meow~ Are you comfortable?"

"Hmm. Cotton candy is amazing. It's the first time I give someone a massage, and it's as good as a professional masseuse." Shi Xiuzhuo boasted.

Feed the main filter, thick through the center of the earth.

Marshmallow seemed to be motivated, and worked harder to massage Shi Xiuzhuo.

After ten minutes of massaging, the kitten's paws were almost too tired to lift up.

"Meow~ I can't do it anymore."

The marshmallow lay softly on Shi Xiuzhuo's chest, turning into a cat cake.

"Take a break when you're tired." Shi Xiuzhuo gently rubbed his cat, "Marshmallow is so cute, I don't want to share it with others."

Marshmallow was a little puzzled and tilted his head.

"Sharing? But, can making friends be called sharing? Don't you humans also have many friends?"

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

Unable to answer.

In fact, the difference between them is the owner's desire to monopolize the cat; while the cat demon has a human heart, and wants to make friends, work and live like a human being...

"Marshmallow, if you can become a human, it's better for me to take care of you. This world is much more dangerous than you imagined..."

Thinking of those intriguing guys on variety shows, Shi Xiuzhuo was very worried.

Shi Xiuzhuo once again reiterated the pure nurturing suggestion, but was rejected by Marshmallow, who was determined to be self-reliant and self-improving.

He doesn't want to be a rich cat in the world, but wants to become a rich cat by himself~

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The variety show won't be broadcast until two weeks later, but Shi Linqing's performance on stage is quite impressive, attracting an assistant director.

System: "Marshmallow, there are TV drama resources! But, it's a dance stand-in..."

"Stand-in?" Marshmallow scratched his head in distress, "In this faceless situation, the exposure I can get is very low."

"Yes. However, if you are lucky. Maybe someone saw your dance and thought it was good, so why not invite you to play another role? After all, they are looking for a substitute for the sword dance, and there are quite a lot of male characters who dance swords. of……"

Marshmallow raised its furry claws and supported its head.

The cute little face is full of positive colors, like a thinking cat sculpture.

"I just want to be an Internet celebrity cat. It's not in my plan to enter the entertainment industry and develop into acting. After all, I'm not good at acting. Except for the roles that I can play with my true colors, taking other roles will only pollute the eyes of the audience. "

system:"……"

"At this moment, I just invite you to be a dance stand-in, which may not unlock better opportunities. Are you going or not?"

"Go. Although there are many advertisers looking for me, I can't blindly accept advertisements and recommend bad products to fans. And within a certain period of time, I can't accept advertisements for competing products..."

Marshmallow sighed: "At the end of the day, there are not many advertisements that can be accepted. Although the unit price is high, the quantity is small. Substitutes and the like are still a lot of money."

Buy a villa, buy cat food, train teachers Xiu Zhuo and Yang Yifeng...

It's all money, meow!

System: "ok. I'll chat with the other party now, you buy a prop sword and practice it quickly."

In fact, this stand-in invitation is really strange.You know, it is very easy for the director team to find a stand-in who can dance sword dances. Why did they find Shi Linqing who has never made any sword dance videos?

As an Internet celebrity, Shi Linqing charges more than dance students.However, it is right that Shi Linqing will help promote this show, and it will have more traffic than dance students.

After systematic analysis and analysis, I still feel that hiring Shi Linqing to be a dancer is a money-losing business.But why would the other party do this?

Human society is too complicated, and it is doomed to be incomprehensible because it only understands data calculations and does not understand the system of the human heart.

The system confirmed that there was no problem with the contract, reminded the little cat a few words, and then ignored it.

Marshmallow knew something was wrong, but when he thought of his big villa and cat food, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go on.

"In a society ruled by law, I can run much faster than people, so I call the police directly, so I am not afraid of conspiracy."

Marshmallow is full of confidence, and doesn't take this little matter to heart.

In comparison, it was the sword that gave him even more headaches.

"Sword dance is so difficult..."

Cotton Candy held the sword and practiced according to the sword dance video, feeling very tired.

Swinging a sword must be powerful, heroic, fluent, and steady in movement...

"what!"

Marshmallow stood on one leg, one leg raised up, her body was at the same level as the raised leg, and the sword in her hand stabbed out...

The rapier needs to be fast and powerful, and it is really difficult to maintain balance while standing on one leg!Following the thrust of the sword, Marshmallow fell straight forward and hit the smooth floor with a "bang".

"Meow meow! Pain!"

Marshmallow let go of the sword in his hand and rubbed his swollen knee.

The system felt pitiful for the little cat: "Do you want to take a break?"

"I'd better go out first." Marshmallow lowered her head and sighed, "I need to buy a mat to lay the floor, and some medicated oil for bruises."

The mat should be thick, but not too soft, and have a certain amount of friction, otherwise it will be difficult to stand firmly when standing on one foot.

According to Shi Linqing's request, the system quickly gave a recommendation.

"The first floor of the supermarket, the upper left corner..."

The little cat followed the guide and walked slowly, and saw children's walkers, feeding bottles, rattles...

This is a special zone for children!

"System, although I'm only one year old, I'm not human! According to a cat's age, my body has matured and I'm an adult cat! My cat doesn't need things for babies!"

Marshmallow was furious. If it hadn't been for maintaining its original shape, the mustache would have trembled and its tail would have exploded.

System: "Look over there, there is a block-shaped puzzle mat. I think it meets your requirements. If you don't want it, then forget it."

Cotton candy felt his face was swollen.

He plopped over to the shelves, took off some cushions, and went to the cashier to check out.

My cat doesn't need things for babies...it smells so good!

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Marshmallow can go out and dance twice a week, and there is only one week before he will go to the crew to be a stand-in.

He must practice desperately in the villa!

Unlike in the basement, Marshmallow has no way to use those cushions in the villa.After all, the bedroom is cleaned every day, so many mat puzzles will definitely be found.

Marshmallow simply practiced near the bed, so that when he fell, he would fall directly on the bed instead of having direct contact with the hard ground.

"Stab!"

As the marshmallow fell, the prop sword slid across the sheet.Although it was a prop sword that was not sharp, it also made a small cut in the quilt by accident.

Like regular paper, it generally won't scratch hands.But sometimes the angle is wrong, coupled with various coincidences such as strength and speed, it will also scratch people's fingers.

Marshmallow:"……"

He practiced sword until he broke the quilt!

Marshmallow stared fixedly at the small hole, with cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.

What, what should I do?

Although the small hole is so small, Shi Xiuzhuo and the people washing the quilt may not see it... But as time goes on, sooner or later, there will be times when the truth is exposed!

"System, what do you think I should do?"

System: "Admit it yourself. Anyway, you ruined his bed, so what's the point of ruining another quilt?"

Marshmallow:"……"

In the evening, Shi Xiuzhuo returned home, but found no trace of cotton candy in the cat room.

He thought for a while and walked into the bedroom.

"Marshmallow?"

"Meow~" The little cat shook its ears, with a cute face.

Shi Xiuzhuo walked over and saw the little cat's paws gently scratching the quilt.His paws went up and down, persistently scratching at a fixed place, as if he were a digger.

"Marshmallow, what are you doing, are you trying to dig up this quilt? There is no cat food or any treasure in my quilt..."

Shi Xiuzhuo sat by the bed and picked up the kitten.

"Meow~ I just got itchy, and I accidentally scratched the hole out of the quilt."

As Marshmallow said, he buried the cat's head in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms.

With such poor acting skills, he can only adopt such a stupid method, otherwise it will be easy for Shi Xiuzhuo to see his flaws!

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help laughing when he saw the small hole in the quilt, and then at the guilty cat with his head buried.

"Now I know I was wrong? When I came in just now, I was still skinning..."

"Meow meow meow~"

Marshmallow cried out softly, arching and arching in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms.

Shi Xiuzhuo was not angry at first, and he was in a good mood after enjoying the service of Maomao Cengceng.

"Marshmallow, don't be naughty next time, you understand?"

"Well, I promise there won't be a next time meow~" Marshmallow responded quickly.

Shi Xiuzhuo put the cat down and went downstairs to have dinner.

The phone vibrated, and there was a text message.

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at it, and his footsteps instantly froze in place.

【Shi Linqing seems to be a dead house. He bought a lot of food and kept it at home.He rarely goes out and has no friends around him.His information protection is very strong, and there is no way to hack into it to investigate.There is only some information that he said personally... It can be inferred that he has a friend who understands legal contracts and video clips, probably a netizen. 】

[Since the investigation, he has not met with netizens.According to various information, it can be inferred that the two did not face each other...]

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned, and opened the calendar on the phone.

Marshmallow can only teleport four times a week, and according to the records on the calendar of live broadcasts, commercial shootings, out shopping, etc...

After he secretly stared at Master Linqing, Shi Linqing had never seen this mysterious friend in reality!

And Marshmallow has to meet Yang Yifeng, a friend, every half a month to maintain friendship... If Shi Linqing used the identity of a cat to meet mysterious netizens, it is impossible for that person to stop petting cats for so long.

"It seems that the mysterious netizen only knows Shi Linqing, but not the cat Marshmallow..."

The corners of Shi Xiuzhuo's lips curled slightly, and he was in a happy mood.

however……

If it wasn't to conceal the existence of the "third owner", why would Marshmallow lie to him?

The author has something to say: System: "I am the goblin hidden by marshmallow~"

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Marshmallow: "I'm strong enough to collapse the bed."

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

For the massage of cats, the risk of fracture is ignored~

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感谢在2020-06-0119:55:39~2020-06-0216:20:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 40 bottles of da da da green wood; 5 bottles of deep-sea salmon; 1 bottle of dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!