Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Shi Xiuzhuo turned the phone in his hand, his expression unpredictable.

He thought for a moment, but didn't have any ideas.

It is estimated that the truth can only be known by directly interrogating the kitty when the audio comparison is obtained...

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't bear it, he raised his hand and gently rubbed the center of his eyebrows.

"It's a small ball of hair, and there are quite a lot of secrets."

Marshmallow felt relaxed, lying on the bed, sound asleep.

He still doesn't know that his vest will soon be unable to cover it.

His mind was full, and he was still practicing sword dance, after all, he had to achieve results within a week.

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Time flies, and soon it will be time to shoot the dance.

After working for two consecutive days, he couldn't go home at night.

The little white cat lay on the quilt in the bedroom, actively handing over its big fluffy tail.

"Meow~"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his hand and gently rubbed his big tail.

Fluffy, soft, and feels great.

Again and again, Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't put it down, and didn't want to let go of the cute cat in his hand.

Marshmallow lay there obediently, letting Shixiu Zhuo masturbate.He shook his ears and said tentatively, "I won't come back tomorrow for the night."

"Huh?" Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows, pretending to be puzzled.

Shi Xiuzhuo has been secretly keeping an eye on his kitten, so he naturally knows that he has received a job as a dance stand-in, and he also knows that the job will take two days.

Marshmallow stretched out two claws to massage Shi Xiuzhuo's arm.

"Meow~ I recently met animal friends outside and want to play with them. I will teleport. If there is any danger, I will come back immediately. You don't have to worry about my safety."

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

Where did the crew get their animal friends, Liar Cat!

"When I come back, I will definitely play with you..." Cotton Candy was a little worried, "Go to bed early today. Otherwise, when I'm not around at night, you will suffer from insomnia again."

"My strange insomnia, how did you know?"

Shi Xiuzhuo narrowed his eyes slightly.

He has kept this secret very well, and only a few of his confidants know it.

Even Yu Qinwen, the humanoid sleeping pill who lived in the villa for a long time, didn't know that he had this disease.Otherwise, the woman would have climbed up the pole long ago...

It stands to reason that Marshmallow has no way to know about this.

When Marshmallow gave Shi Xiuzhuo a massage, the cat became stiff.

He will appear, or because of this matter.However, the existence of the system cannot be exposed...

Marshmallow's little brain was spinning quickly, and he quickly came up with an idea.

"My ears are very good, meow. I heard all the discussions you had with those researchers. I have demon powers. As long as I stay in the villa with you, your sleep will not be affected. Moreover, your strange disease It's slowly recovering, but it hasn't healed yet..."

"Or I'd better not go." Cotton Candy sighed, "When I agreed, I forgot about your strange disease."

After all, he stays in the villa every night, and Shi Xiuzhuo's illness has not flared up for a long time.He himself is about to forget this...

The corners of Shi Xiuzhuo's lips curled slightly: "No, you'd better go play. It doesn't matter if I suffer from insomnia for a night, just get enough sleep for now."

The marshmallow contract must have been signed. Shi Xiuzhuo feels distressed and funny when he thinks of the little cat breaking the piggy bank and crying out for the cat food money to pay the liquidated damages...

After the two made an agreement, Shi Xiuzhuo turned off the lamp and went to bed early.

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The crew of "A Chivalrous Woman Entering the Palace" was filmed in the film and television city. The heroine of the story is an orphan who was adopted by a Jianghu gang. After growing up, she began to act chivalrously.Later, she was retrieved by her biological parents, and was sent to the palace because of the draft.

There was a talent show in the talent show, and her parents didn't expect her to stand out, but at least she had to perform for a while, otherwise breaking the rules would be regarded as contempt for Tianwei, which would be troublesome.

But the heroine only knows how to wield guns and clubs, and she doesn't know anything about girls' talents.With an idea, the heroine decided to perform a sword dance.

The actress who plays the heroine doesn't have any dancing skills, and she doesn't have to dance on her own, so she can only find a dance stand-in to take some good-looking shots.

Shi Linqing came to the crew, and the staff led him to the dressing room.

"Here are your clothes, go and change."

Shi Linqing changed the clothes quickly, and they fit well.

"Qiao Ke is taller, so it's not easy to find a suitable dance stand-in. Not only do you have a back image, you're even about the same height..."

Shi Linqing blinked: "So it's because of this that you paid me to come here?"

"I heard that's the case. But..." the staff scratched their heads, "There are a lot of people living in the film and television city. If you want to find suitable and cheap people, you can still find them. Actually, it's Miss Qiao Ke. I proposed it to the assistant director."

There are directors and several assistant directors in charge of different tasks in the crew, among which the actor assistant director is responsible for the recruitment of actors.

"Qiao Ke offered me to be the dancer?" Shi Linqing was completely confused.

Why, he obviously doesn't know this person?

However, Shi Linqing didn't have time to think too much, because the shooting would start soon, and he had to hurry over to put on makeup.The dressing room is huge, and many actors do their makeup there.

Although Qiao Ke is only a third-tier star, he is still ahead of them.A famous celebrity like her has a professional team and her own exclusive dressing room and lounge...

Although Shi Linqing is a hot internet celebrity on X Station, he also got the chance to appear on popular variety shows.But in this large-scale production crew, he can only be a dancer, squeezing into a big dressing room with others.

But Marshmallow doesn't mind at all, he quite likes this crowded atmosphere, because he can observe and learn human behavior more deeply.

The makeup artist picked up the tools in his hand, applied Shi Linqing, put on a wig and made a few simple gestures.

"It really looks like a beautiful girl, and she has a soft breath, not like a chivalrous woman, but like a Xiaojiabiyu..."

Shi Linqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm not good at acting. Fortunately, the dancers can't take pictures of their faces, as long as the dance moves are sharp enough."

Shi Linqing was chatting with the makeup artist when his phone vibrated.

— It was sent by a lawyer.

Before, Marshmallow was rumored to worship foreigners and use kittens to direct and act on its own... If not for the staff of the Home for Stray Cats and Dogs to clarify on Weibo, he would have been hacked to death long ago!

That time, Shi Linqing was so angry that he went to call the police.After hearing about the lawful means of the police and finding out about the Navy Company, he also hired a lawyer to file a lawsuit.

"That navy company has been set up recently, and it looks like it's going to go bankrupt. Someone exposed some customers who bought navy from their house. The one who bought hot search and blackmailed you before is Qiao Ming, from my side. The evidence has been obtained, and he will be prosecuted..."

"it is good."

Shi Linqing replied and snapped his fingers.

Eh, no... Qiao Ming?It's too coincidental to have the same surname as Qiao Ke, right?

"Mr. Linqing, Miss Qiao Ke wants to chat with you." An ordinary-looking woman walked over, probably Qiao Ke's assistant.

"it is good."

Shi Linqing followed the other party into Qiao Ke's lounge.

"My cousin Qiao Ming used some disgraceful means to become popular. Today's opportunity to dance is considered an apology."

Shi Linqing's face darkened.

"Then please take back this opportunity. He almost ruined me before. If I hadn't been lucky that day and happened to send a sick cat to a home for stray cats and dogs, I'm afraid I would have found him by now. "

Whether it is worshiping foreigners, or self-directing and acting to deceive the audience's sympathy, it is a crime of carelessness.Especially the latter, once the scapegoat is seized, there will be voices of abuse everywhere, and there will be no turning back!

"Then you're going to toast and not eat fine wine?" You Ke narrowed his eyes slightly, with a hostile expression on his face.

Shi Linqing pouted: "You can go to the director now. Otherwise, I will continue to shoot."

He didn't want to take the initiative to find the assistant director, otherwise he would have to pay liquidated damages.This price is naturally due to Qiao Ke who concealed the truth...

"Then you are ready to play, I have no intention of kicking you out of the crew."

Qiao Ke smiled, with a dangerous light in his eyes.

When Shi Linqing left, Qiao couldn't bear it and swept the things on the table to the ground.

Qiao Ming, that trash, can find this kind of basket with the black sailors.With such bad luck, why would he enter the entertainment industry? !

If it weren't for the old lady in her 70s who came to the door, she wouldn't bother to take care of such crap.It's just losing money, but it can't be done in prison, just let that trash quit the Internet celebrity circle and go home to eat himself.

But... this Shi Linqing is too arrogant, he doesn't take her seriously at all!

Qiao Ke shifted his eyes to the assistant at the side, with a gloomy face: "What expression do you have, do you want to laugh at me for being humiliated by a small person?"

"No, I didn't." The assistant who was angered just wanted to cry.

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The props and scenery were all ready, Shi Linqing walked to the shooting location and stood still.

The director gave an order: "Start!"

Shi Linqing picked up the sword in his hand and began to dance along with the impassioned music.

A stab, a pick... Every sword is smooth and flowing, the clothes are flying, and the figure is elegant.

The staff's eyes were glued to the stage without blinking.

If they were emperors, they would also want to keep this person in the harem, right?

If they were women in the harem, they would also be amazed, worried that the other party would steal the emperor's heart, right?

Although Shi Linqing has only studied dance for about a year, he has always been dedicated to his work.

For this sword dance, he practiced hard for a whole week. Except for the live broadcast, he practiced crazily whenever he had time.

The quilt on Shi Xiuzhuo's bed also had several holes.Those who didn't know it thought that Shi Xiuzhuo was going to go bankrupt, and the quilt covered had small holes.

The director was still worried about the effect, but he turned a blind eye to You Ke's request.However, it looks good now.

"Card!"

The director looked at the camera carefully, wondering how much could be used, and whether it needed to be supplemented.

After all, it is a dance stand-in, and the shots showing the face cannot be used, mainly partial close-ups and distant shots...

You Ke leaned over: "It's a good dance. However, I think there are still too few available shots, why don't we add shots here..."

After all, You Ke is the heroine, and behind her is the father who is the patron.The director will still consider her proposal.

"Then Master Linqing, you can dance again."

"Oh."

Shi Linqing picked up the water bottle and drank it "gudong gudong".

Sword dancing is quite tiring, especially with many difficult movements.

And now it is spring, and summer is about to enter, and the weather is relatively hot.This show girl performance was filmed outdoors, under the sun, wearing wigs, and costumes...

I really suffer!

After the dance, come down and blow on the air conditioner to slow down.

Shi Linqing danced again, playing steadily and seemingly tirelessly.

You Ke still hated Shi Linqing's confrontation just now, and made Shi Linqing dance a few more times with excuses.

If it wasn't for the fact that the director's face would turn black, You Ke still wanted to continue to toss.

"Sorry, I also want to keep improving, are you okay?" You Ke said hypocritically.

Shi Linqing squeezed the water bottle in his hand.

You Ke straightened his bangs: "Tomorrow, you have to shoot another dance. You can still dance tomorrow. I think you dance so well, so I specially recommend you to the director. Don't let me down .”

"Don't worry, I'm fine. There's no problem with tomorrow's shooting."

Shi Linqing gritted his teeth secretly, fighting with her for the advantage of tongue.

But not arguing with the other party does not mean that Shi Linqing is submissive, nor does it mean that he wants to swallow his anger.

The night is dark and the wind is high, who can't do something bad?

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On the other side, Shi Xiuzhuo was still sitting in the office, continuing to work.

Many employees have gone home from get off work, but he has no plans to leave.

Knowing that he would suffer from insomnia, he simply didn't go home to rest, and stayed up late to work overtime...

It is normal for a boss to occasionally stay up late and leisurely sometimes.

The phone vibrated suddenly, Shi Xiuzhuo picked it up and looked at it.

"The result of the voiceprint comparison has been released and has been sent to the mailbox. Please send the final payment to..."