Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

The confused marshmallow was taken to the toilet by Shi Xiuzhuo, who was full of ghosts.

"Put out your hand."

Marshmallow stretched out his hand blankly, not knowing why Shi Xiuzhuo was so solemn.

He obediently extended his hand and was very cooperative.

Shi Xiuzhuo picked up the bottle of hand sanitizer on the sink, and squeezed a big ball on Marshmallow's hand.

Marshmallow's eyes widened: "So much?"

"Wash it up."

A staff member who walked to the door of the toilet suddenly stopped in his tracks.

This is... the voice of the boss, Shi Xiuzhuo?

Who did he ask to clean up?And why do you want the other party to clean up... He just witnessed a dating scene, the boss will spend a passionate night with someone tonight? !

With a nervous mood, the staff walked slowly into the toilet, wanting to see if it was the little elf...

Then, he saw Shi Xiuzhuo standing in front of the sink, and Shi Linqing beside him was still rubbing his hands, his hands were covered in bubbles, and there was a scent of hand sanitizer.

staff member:"……"

Clean up = wash your hands?

Marshmallow scrubbed his hands carefully, and he felt that his hands were so clean that no one could match them!

After washing his hands, Marshmallow followed Shi Xiuzhuo to the staff lounge.

The makeup artist in the studio is already waiting there.

"Today's weather is good, it's cloudy, and I don't think there will be any big sun in the future. Although these cosmetics are waterproof, it is also a problem that water and oil will appear on the face after being exposed to the sun..."

Shi Linqing smiled slightly: "That's right. Fortunately, today's weather forecast is accurate."

Although the weather forecast is accurate most of the time, there are always surprises.

Shi Xiuzhuo sat aside, staring at Shi Linqing with a complicated expression.

Unlike the previous strategizing, facing Shi Linqing at this moment, he felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

Nie Yuan...

After the makeup was finished, the two came to the grass in the yard and waited for the shooting.

There are cats and dogs everywhere in the yard, some are majestic and some are cute and soft.The cats and dogs here have all been sterilized and have no ability to reproduce.

However, Shi Xiuzhuo did not let down his vigilance because of this. He secretly paid attention to Marshmallow, wanting to see what kind of cat this cat likes and whether he is attracted...

"Marshmallow, why do you keep looking over there, did you see a cute cat?"

Shi Xiuzhuo put one hand on Marshmallow's shoulder, slightly pursed his lips, and asked.

Cats and dogs like to make friends, and few of them are alone. Most of them huddle together and lick each other's fur.There are a bunch of cats in the direction Marshmallow is paying attention to, and Shi Xiuzhuo really has no way to identify this charming rival in love.

"I……"

Marshmallow slowly moved to Shi Xiuzhuo's side: "The cats here are very cute, I just took a look at them."

His eyes wandered, and his voice became smaller and smaller, obviously lying.

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows, leaned down, and clung to Marshmallow's ear.

"Marshmallow, are you afraid of the big dog over there?"

On the entire grassland, the biggest dog is in that direction.

"I, I..." Brother Mo Han swallowed, "I'm not afraid, I just take a look."

"Oh?" Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows.

He stretched out a finger and poked Marshmallow lightly on the cheek.

"Marshmallow, since you're not afraid. Let's let that dog join in the shooting later, okay? It's so big, it's conspicuous enough."

Hearing this, Marshmallow trembled with fright.

"No, don't! That dog is too big, it will fill up the screen later."

"No, you are bigger than it, so the camera can hold you too?" Shi Xiuzhuo's logic was clear and impeccable.

Marshmallow, who tried so hard to argue, was completely defeated.

He flattened his mouth and turned his head away in dissatisfaction: "I don't care, if I say no, I don't want it."

If you still maintain this cat shape, it is estimated that the fur of the kitten will explode.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you." Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help but let out a muffled laugh.

It's because he's overthinking...

Just now, Shi Xiuzhuo was worried that Marshmallow would be seduced by other cats, but he didn't expect that Marshmallow didn't have the extra thought to pay attention to the cats at the Home for Stray Cats and Dogs, and he was all on guard against those dogs!

Although she was teased by Shi Xiuzhuo just now, Cotton Candy became a little annoyed.

But he still stood by Shi Xiuzhuo's side, never leaving.

This cat is very wary of dogs...

"If you can't stay, you can go on strike. I can find other people to shoot this public service advertisement." Shi Xiuzhuo was dissatisfied and worried when he saw that his dumpling was so cowardly that he almost posted it on the owner.

Marshmallow shook his head: "I'm fine, I can do it."

Although he could just sit in the mansion and wait to die, Marshmallow still has his own pursuits!

The staff also adjusted the machine: "We can start shooting."

These cats and dogs have been fed just now, and they are almost full.

Marshmallow puts down the cat bowl and dog bowl, which contains delicious cat food and dog food.Some cats and dogs are full like cotton candy and want to eat more, as if they have two stomachs.

Some people are also like this. They are obviously full and still have mouths to eat some fruits or desserts after meals.

Marshmallow sat on the grass, smiling at the cats and dogs in front of her.

It's just... the smile is a little too forced!

The director frowned slightly: "You smile more naturally, you like small animals, surrounded by small animals, you will be very happy..."

Marshmallow looked at the dogs who were eating with their heads down, with a stiff expression: "I, I will work hard."

He took a deep breath and collected himself.

When he opened his eyes again, he still had that half-smile expression, not making any progress!

Shi Xiuzhuo let out a muffled laugh, raised his hand, and patted him on the shoulder lightly.

"Still scared? I'll watch and won't let them hurt you."

"Yeah." Cotton Candy nodded lightly, and couldn't help showing a smile.

Obviously not as agile as him, not as strong as him, and even said to protect him... Teacher Xiu Zhuo is so kind!

The director finally breathed a sigh of relief seeing Shi Linqing enter the state.

After all, Shi Linqing is an Internet celebrity, not an actor, so his acting skills are not guaranteed...

Moreover, this Shi Linqing has a very close relationship with the boss, so it is obviously impossible to replace him!No matter how bad their professional level is, they can only endure it.

"So cute."

Marshmallow reached out and gently stroked the fur of an orange cat.

Fluffy and soft, feels good.

The cat's fur is super comfortable to touch, unlike humans, there are not many hairs on the body, only the skin can be touched...

No wonder Shi Xiuzhuo and Yang Yifeng both like to touch his fur~

Looking at a group of kittens who were engrossed in eating, Marshmallow's eyes became very gentle.

He selectively ignored the dogs and successfully completed today's shooting.

However, he will continue to come over to shoot tomorrow.

This ad covers a person's whole life, from childhood to playing with cats and dogs, all the way to gray hair.Every stage of life is a sweet fragment.

Young actors are used to shoot the images of childhood, while Marshmallow is responsible for the young, middle-aged, and old.Through special effects tricks, see the young Shi Linqing, disguised as a middle-aged or old man.

Today's marshmallows can only be photographed in the youth and middle age stages.Tomorrow, Marshmallow will continue to come to shoot.

"Ah, I'm so tired!"

At the end of a day of shooting, Marshmallow is already a dead cat!

The car was speeding on the road, and the waste cat Marshmallow slumped on the back seat, turning on the phone, wanting to read gossip and relax.

However, the first thing that catches the eye is a large wave of information.

Marshmallow:"……"

When he was an anchor before, the system handled everything for him.If they have any questions, they can communicate directly.He didn't make any friends either, so the chat history on his cell phone was naturally clean.

And now...

The staff of the studio sometimes come to him and ask him about various things.For example, when accepting an advertisement, after the agent is selected, he will be asked for his opinion...

"Oh, I suddenly feel like being a social animal..."

Marshmallow bar smacked his lips and turned back, only to find an inexplicable text message.

【Shi Linqing, I already have the evidence that you are in two boats.If you don't want to be exposed, you can send 200 million to...]

Marshmallow's eyes widened.

Are the current liars directly casting a wide net?

He doesn't even have a partner, how can he be on two boats? !

Marshmallow pouted, directly hacked the other party's number, and then deleted the text message.

Yu Qinwen has been waiting for Shi Linqing's reply. Although he took a little information fee from Shi Mingkai, it is not enough for her to pay off the debt!In exchange for money from advertisers and companies, she can only find ways to continue to make money.

Seeing that Shi Linqing didn't reply for a long time, Yu Qinwen sent another one, but found that the text message couldn't be sent!

"He even blocked me, isn't he afraid of gossip?!"

Yu Qinwen gripped the phone tightly, full of resentment.

Didn't fall for it? !

Even if she had the guts to sell the news, others would not dare to break the news. After all, she would offend Shi Xiu Zhuo and Yang Yifeng at the same time.

In the car, Shi Xiuzhuo was also looking at his mobile phone.

How to bend a straight cat, cross it out, how to bend a straight man...

"Show your abs, seduce~"

The answers that popped up were not harmonious.

Shi Xiuzhuo really couldn't imagine, what's the use of showing his abdominal muscles in front of cotton candy?

Probably not as good as a shiny fur!

Shi Xiuzhuo, who cannot rely on the power of the Internet, can only find a way by himself.

After some disguise, Shi Xiuzhuo and Cotton Candy returned to their villa.

Shi Xiuzhuo held the marshmallow and combed the hair of the marshmallow with a comb in his hand.

"Marshmallow, there are many little female cats on the grass today, and you don't seem to be too cold. Are you not very straight and don't like female cats?"

Marshmallow tilted her head: "Meow? They're all sterilized, and they haven't had sex. Of course I don't feel it."

Just like the ao in abo, attracted by pheromones, they will take the initiative to come together.

"If it's not affected by hair and passion, then it will take a long time to fall in love." Cotton Candy said solemnly, "I'm not the kind of cat who judges a cat by its appearance and falls in love with someone at first sight!"

Shi Xiuzhuo: "...Really?"

If the brainwashing and brainwashing failed, Shi Xiuzhuo could only think of another way!

Suddenly, a dark light flickered in Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes, and a poisonous plan was instantly formed.

If he doesn't know how to bend a cat, then he will never want to be a straight cat!

Shi Xiuzhuo directly sent a text message to the housekeeper, asking the housekeeper to buy a computer.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-1320:13:52~2020-06-1419:35:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Wangxian 1 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!