Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Marshmallow didn't know what dirty information the man in front of him had, and was still wagging his big tail.

"Meow~ I've worked so hard today, can you give me a hug?"

"of course can."

Shi Xiuzhuo held Marshmallow's little paw and rubbed it lightly: "Are the paws tired?"

"Meow~" Cotton Candy nodded.

Marshmallow worked hard to perform today, but she hugged the cats and rubbed the bellies of other cats.

After work was over, the kitty didn't rest, and was still playing games on mobile phones. How could the paws be fine?

Shi Xiuzhuo gently pinches the claws for the marshmallow, the plum blossom pad is soft, like a gummy candy, especially Q-bomb~

"Meow?"

Marshmallow tilted her head, a little confused: "Are you giving me a massage? Why do I feel like you are playing claws?"

"Is this a conflict?" Shi Xiuzhuo slightly hooked his lips.

Marshmallow:"……"

Do not conflict.It just feels like he is like a plush toy on the bed, not like an office worker who has a busy day and is cared for by his family...

Shi Xiuzhuo stretched out his hand and gently scratched Marshmallow's chin with a gentle look.

"Don't you like it? Then I won't pinch your paws." Shi Xiuzhuo didn't miss the small expression of enjoyment on the kitten's face, just teasing him on purpose.

Marshmallow instantly tensed its big tail: "Meow! I like it, keep pawing!"

Shi Xiuzhuo patiently waited on his cute kitten, and had a great time playing with the cat.

After the butler received the information, he asked the servants in the villa to take a car to buy a computer.

It didn't take long for the computer to be bought back.

Shi Xiuzhuo went downstairs and came back with the computer.

Marshmallow poked its head out: "What is this for? There are a lot of numbers on it, meow..."

Nowadays, with advanced technology, many people use mobile phones, and computers are rare.

Some small shops opened by self-employed individuals will continue to use them.However, Marshmallow was born in City A, and the supermarket chain would automatically calculate it with just a “di”; he hadn’t seen a computer yet.

Marshmallow tilted her head, her big sapphire eyes were full of curiosity.

Seeing such a cute cotton candy, Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help teasing him.

"This is a computer, some students will use it to calculate, for example, when they learn about indivisible math problems..."

Marshmallow was stunned, and its hind legs moved back unconsciously.

"Meow~"

Marshmallow couldn't help it, and trembled: "I warn you, I don't know how to study, meow!"

He only wants cat food as high as a mountain, not test papers as high as a mountain!

"Don't worry, I won't force you to go to school. I don't want to force you to run away from home..." Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help but let out a muffled laugh.

Thinking of the aggrieved marshmallow, he left with a small burden on his back, his two pointed ears stood up straight, his two cat paws struggled to support his body, his back was stubbornly straight, and he didn't want to stand in front of the bad-hearted owner. Showing a slightly embarrassed posture...Leaving step by step, even shaking his tail in a goodbye posture...

Shi Xiuzhuo, shamefully moved!

If it weren't for the fact that marshmallows can turn into humans, Shi Xiuzhuo really wanted to lie about the little cat, just look at the cute pose of the little cat running away from home... just take the cat back before the cat's paw steps out of the house, how much Coax more, hey, cats will always change their minds.

Marshmallow didn't know the fantasies in Shi Xiuzhuo's mind, and he was relieved to hear that he didn't need to study.

"Meow, what do you buy a computer for? Do you want to go to school too?"

Shi Xiuzhuo smiled slightly: "I don't intend to further study. I just want to use a computer to calculate something."

"Marshmallow, when you succeed in your career, you plan to find a kitten to have kittens, right?"

Marshmallow nodded, his big sapphire eyes were full of longing.

"I'm going to buy a big villa, and another villa's cat food!"

Shi Xiuzhuo put the computer on the bed and placed it between him and Marshmallow: "Marshmallow, I remember you said that you are the only cat demon. Then the cat you have with an ordinary cat, is it a cat demon or an ordinary cat? ?”

For this question, ask Marshmallow directly.

He hurriedly consulted the system, and the system quickly replied: It's a cat demon.

"It's a cat demon! My excellent genes will be passed on, and children can also become cats through practice~"

Marshmallow raised its big tail and looked proud.

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows: "Understood."

His slender fingers landed on the keyboard and began to count.

"When cats go into heat in spring, they can give birth to up to 12 cats in one litter, usually 3 to 6 cats. I'll make a compromise and take 4 cats."

"You have been able to eat since you were a child. Before you were an adult, you could eat five bowls of cat food. The price of good cat food is not cheap. For 4 kittens, a month's food expenses plus the cost of toys is 1000 yuan calculate."

"You become an adult at one year old, but your children may not be able to earn enough money. If it is all yours, save a little, don't buy any luxury goods, live according to the standard of living of ordinary people, and spend a lot of money In terms of food intake, it counts as 3000 a month."

The marshmallow in human form is really a big eater!A lot of human food is much more expensive than cat food... If the Marshmallow family goes out to eat desserts, it's fine to spend a few hundred yuan per cat for a meal.

"This year, all 4 of your children will be able to find a partner, leaving you with 16 grandchildren. You need to raise 5 adult cats + 16 milk cats..."

"In the next year, your children and grandchildren will also have children. If your villa can't accommodate so many cats, you still have to buy or rent a house..."

Marshmallow was petrified, and the whole cat froze.

"I heard the calculation, the cost of living is..."

"Stop! Don't say any more..." Cotton Candy tilted her body and lay down on the bed.

His limbs and claws spread out, like a salted fish cat that has lost its ideals.

According to this terrifying reproduction rate, he will be eaten to pieces within a few years!

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes flickering darkly.

He raised his hand and gently rubbed Marshmallow's hairy belly: "Marshmallow, if you think about it, your children can also make money. However, there must be a small number of people who can get a high salary. You only need to be responsible for most of the work. A kitten is enough."

"Meow! It can't be done, they keep giving birth, I will not be able to bear it sooner or later!"

Marshmallow stretched out its two claws, hugging the little head in pain.

He himself didn't want to cut his eggs, so naturally it was impossible for his children to be sterilized.However, after giving birth, I couldn't afford to support...

"Then do you still plan to find the little mother cat?"

Marshmallow shook its head like a rattle: "No, I won't look for it anymore! I think little tomcats are fine too!"

The little cat who was beaten up by the cost of living made a difficult choice.

In fact, Marshmallow has never been in love at all.It’s just that he lived in the park since he was a child, and the big cats looked for the little female cat. He was influenced by what he saw and heard, and he also set such a goal for himself.

But when he met a beautiful little female cat before, he didn't have any fantasies about that, and he still wanted to start a family and start a business.

Ye Gong likes dragons, but that's all.

Shixiu Zhuo fixedly looked at the kitten in front of him with a delicate expression.

Tomcats...still cats!

I still need to find an opportunity to cultivate and cultivate a relationship with the humanoid marshmallow, so that marshmallow can experience the beauty of falling in love with humans...

By the way, the company recently has a variety show called "Having Fun with Friends", which is operational.

Marshmallow crawled into Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, arching gently.

"Meow~"

Shi Xiuzhuo put the computer aside, and gently stroked the cat twice: "Marshmallow, my company has a very good variety show..."

"You and I will be on variety shows as friends?" Marshmallow tilted her head, her sapphire eyes were full of worry.

"But at that time, many viewers will diverge, saying that I am having an affair with you, right? I don't want to spread rumors. You are so kind to me, and I don't want your reputation to be damaged!"

How did Marshmallow know that Shi Xiuzhuo didn't mind this "reputation damage" at all, and he wanted to become a real couple with Marshmallow.

Shi Xiuzhuo looked gentle, and coaxed softly: "I haven't seen you lately, there are already a lot of rumors in the entertainment industry. If you continue to let them speculate wildly, it will only spread more and more ugly, and sooner or later you will get out of the circle. Why don't we be upright?" Record a show and gag them."

The little cat shook its tail and began to think carefully.

"Meow...Okay. Anyway, we are not a couple, and we don't know how to kiss. They will wake up!"

"Ah."

Shi Xiuzhuo curled his lips slightly, and his eyes flickered darkly, it was obvious that the plot had succeeded.

The innocent little cat doesn't know that he has fallen into the trap of the big tail wolf.

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Filming continued the next day.

Dressing up for the elderly is more difficult than for the middle-aged. After all, you need to use various props to camouflage wrinkles and wear a gray wig.

Early in the morning, Shi Linqing came to the lounge of the Home for Stray Cats and Dogs. The makeup artist in the studio also opened the box, took out the props, and put on makeup for him.

Special effects makeup takes a long time, and this waiting is very boring.

Today is a working day, Shi Xiuzhuo is a bit busy, and is still dealing with things in the company.Marshmallow stayed there alone to make up, bored as hell, and could only chat with the system in his head to relieve boredom.

However, Shi Linqing said that after putting on makeup, you can call.Shi Xiuzhuo will come to accompany him, after all, he is really worried about letting Marshmallow, a cat, face a dog...

"System, this makeup will take 2 hours, and it will take half a day to remove it. It's so troublesome!"

System: "If you want good results, it will naturally take a lot of time. After all, you look youthful, and if you want to become an old man, it's really no different from changing your head..."

"Ding dong~"

The house of rogue cats and dogs, which has never had many guests, suddenly heard the electronic sound of opening the door.

The lady at the front desk was a little surprised: "Are you Mr. Yang Yifeng Yang?"

"En." Yang Yifeng nodded slightly.

The lady at the front desk looked a little stiff.

Isn't he in the same situation as his boss?Could it be that they came to mess things up?

Seemingly seeing the concerns of the lady at the front desk, Yang Yifeng explained: "I'm here to find a friend, and Shi Linqing is my friend."

"He's putting on makeup."

"Can I go over and see him?"

"……Can."

The lady at the front desk led Yang Yifeng the way, and opened the door of the lounge: "Linqing, a friend is here to see you."

Are they really friends?The front desk lady was deeply suspicious.

"Yifeng? Why are you here?" Shi Linqing was a little surprised.

Yang Yifeng took a seat on the chair beside him: "You didn't broadcast live today, and I wanted to hang out with you. I didn't expect that you came to shoot commercials."

"Well, this is a public service advertisement. Although I have no money to shoot this kind of advertisement, I am very satisfied~ I am very happy when I think of helping other cats."

Terrible dog, selectively forgotten by marshmallows!

Yang Yifeng took out a can of Vita Lemon Tea from his pocket, "Do you want to drink it?"

"Okay~" Marshmallow's eyes lit up.

This cat is very coaxing, as long as there is something to eat~

Shi Xiuzhuo was still busy in the company, and tried to spare more than an hour later to accompany Marshmallow to shoot.

He didn't know that Yang Yifeng had already killed him, and directly stole the house!