[Bei Tang] Poison

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Sword Three Tongren [Beggar Tang] Poison

Author: My name is Snake Essence Disease

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It is still the double protagonist No.1 called confession style, switch to pay attention to the title.

Due to website restrictions, there are deletions and changes.

This is the most shameful, bloody, and poorest emotional drama I have ever written in my life...

It's so embarrassing to watch it again...

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Search keywords: Protagonist: Gu Zhuo, Tang Yeling┃Supporting roles: Yin Ting, Du Ming┃Others: Swordsman, Tang Dynasty, Anshi Rebellion, Tanmei, Abuse

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As the leader of the sub-rudder, I always think that I have the charm that others cannot resist, or the level that the helpers cannot reach.

For example, when the beggar gang was not yet strong, I was able to get the most rewards among the gang.I always thought that every knight-errant who generously gave me money was because he could not resist the influence of fate in the dark.Although I was young at that time, I was just a beggar in his teens.

But I know they will give me money.

Because I am handsome.

Later, when I grew up, the chief rudder always said that if he was half as handsome as me back then, he wouldn't be so lonely and helpless all his life.

I would always say to him in a reverent tone, chief lord, you are so wise and mighty, how can you be lonely and helpless all your life, and you will definitely have a family full of children and grandchildren before you die.

After listening to my words, the chief rudder sighed sadly at the beautiful scenery of Jiangling, and then punished me to be the captain of the Luoyang sub-helm.

Pooh, I know that you Penglai love to show your sense of superiority and look down on us aboriginal beggars. Come on, I don’t have any skills?Afraid of you?

Later, I heard that the chief rudder added the subduing dragon palm method to the seventh set of national beggar gang basic martial arts teaching programs.

So the level of respect for the chief rudder in my heart has been downgraded again, and he can be referred to as God Annoying Beggar. Anyway, he is a martial idiot and he can't hear me scolding him in my heart.

In fact, the days of splitting the helm in Luoyang were actually more pleasant, but it was just a change of the title of Yazi, which was nothing special. Moreover, Luoyang was considered a big city with a large number of people, so it was easier to do begging business.

At least you can afford beggar's chicken from time to time.

Speaking of Beggar Chicken, it is really thanks to the gods and beggars.

The fat old Jiang under his command, although he was about to lose his shape as a beggar, at least his sense of taste was not out of the world, he always didn't work and was greedy.

Probably his greatest contribution is to teach all our beggar gang disciples to be beggars.It's a beggar chicken, come on, don't get it wrong.

Oh, you ask me what shape is the shape of a beggar?

It's simple.

Go wander around any city in Luoyang, and look at those men and women who have nothing to do, posing, waiting for beauties or beauties... men come to hook up with men and women, they are in whatever style they are.

Look, Ji shape.

Every time I see Ji Xing, my stomach will gurgle, probably because I haven't eaten beggar chicken in the past two days.

And in the past few days, there are always newcomers who don't know the rules to drag me down and lower my performance.

I'm talking about you, little brat, don't rely on your cuteness, just hug that sister Xiu's pink long johns and don't let go!I haven't hugged it yet!

Hey, I said that you are still not convinced, let me tell you, it is true that our gang of beggars want to beg, but we can’t be so shameful!If you beg, beg well, why do you lie to people that you sell yourself?Can you sell to Qixiu in the beggar gang?Don't you know that men who enter the Seven Shows want to enjoy the little scissors?

Oh, you also said that you don't want to go to Qixiu, you are just playing fairy dance?You're ruining the reputation of our beggar gang, don't you know?Go back and beg for food, believe it or not, I will cut you off!

The little kid with the bird's nest on his head jumped up and down a few steps in a cute manner, then turned around and stuck out his tongue at me.

ah!so cute!

Sister Xiu, who was hugged in long johns just now, covered her cheeks and whispered.

Lovely Nima, the world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not old.

Sister Xiu turned around and grabbed me, put a piece of gold in my hand, and said, tell him to play with me for a month, and the gold will be yours.

Hey I said, can you stop looking down on me like this?What does this mean?Do you think you can corrupt the minds of our beggar gang warriors with money? !delusion!So what... count me, how much will you give in total?Don't worry!I am cheap!

Before I could finish my promotional words, sister Xiu coughed and spat at my feet, then turned around and dragged the little boy away.

Hehe, I knew that most people wouldn't dare to think about a handsome beggar like Lao Tzu, but you see, she just left shyly and neatly like this.

I weighed the gold in my hand, hehe, poor man, the amount is too small, it takes a lot of effort, wait for me to go to the sub-rudder contact place, hand in half of it, and change the rest into a few slings of copper coins.

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Collect the bill, send a letter to Xiaoxi, and hello.

Junshan will send someone over on the [-]th of next month, please.

In the morning, I heard a few juniors say that they wanted to take advantage of the recent mission to bury a few institutions on the only way for the beggar gang.

Then I stood silently behind them.

The juniors scattered and left in embarrassment.

Anyone will have an idea about Fenghuagu.

But we are from Tangjiabao, our surname is Tang, there is no other choice.

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I don't believe that there is no one in Junshan who has more eyes than me.

Really not.Guo Yan said seriously.

Just now when he recalled Lao Yin, his thoughts drifted far away, probably because he saw that Lao Tzu was distracted.If you are distracted, you will be distracted, what is there to be afraid of?

I also solemnly reached out and patted his big and thick shoulder, which was wide and fast, and said, Hey, what a nonsense.

The feeling of his shoulder being slapped is as if you slapped the Great Wall with your hand, and your hand hurts.

No wonder Junshan sub-ruler has been persuading me not to plant flags with him, if this set of palms continues, my hand will definitely be broken.

Guo Yan gave me a creepy smile, that's the deal.

say what?

It's nothing, it's a trivial matter, Junshan sub-rudder master will go with you.

oh.I complied.

Yin Ting, that annoying little goblin, never suffers. If I go with her, can I suffer?

Unexpectedly, the next day, I hurriedly set off.

I wonder, what are you in a hurry for?

Nonsense, the little goblin gave me a blank look, do you know how many days it will take to drive from Junshan to Tangjiabao? !

I'm stupid, go to Tangmen?Why?

Find a place.

not understand.

There are people from Penglai Fang's family in Wanhua. The letter they sent from the Central Plains said that there are rebels in the imperial court, and they are about to cause trouble!Haoqi Laoxie asked us to adjust and adjust in private first, otherwise how would we fight back the enemy?

I'm even more stupid, when did the affairs of the imperial court get involved in the Jianghu?Don't they have a plan?Oh, and those magic tricks that can be used as meat shields by eating dry rice.

It means that foreigners also take advantage of the chaos to commit crimes.The little goblin snorted coldly, those poor barbarians, do they think our Tang Dynasty is easy to bully?

This is not a big deal, if you want to fight, you can fight.

I stretched myself, took a few sips from the jug, and didn't take it seriously.

Thinking about it now, I should have jumped out of the car at that time.

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When I finished the task and returned to the castle, the elder sister said that the people from the beggar gang had arrived.I glanced at the several carriages parked at the Jiaji Wai Post Station. I didn't take it seriously, but sighed silently in my heart.

It turns out that the beggars can also afford a carriage.

Go back to the room to pack up things, and change into Dingguo.

Dingguo is more comfortable to wear, the material is soft, the thickness is suitable, and it is not too ostentatious like Pojun.

Apply potion to the little pig, scrub the guards of the mechanism, and send a letter to Tang Xiaoxi.

She ran a little far this time. When I held the kite and looked down, I remembered that I had looked for the robot on the cliff when I was making the mechanism pig.

Passing by the post station, I saw a low-ranking disciple wearing a Southern Emperor and studying lanterns.

Tang Xiaochen must be tossing about again.

I walked past him and walked towards the back of the house, where Tang Xiaoxi was hiding.

On the way back after delivering the letter, I saw that junior was still struggling with the lantern.

But this time there was an extra person beside him, with a piece of gray-blue cloth tied on his head, and it was not too cold to expose his upper body carelessly.

Don't think that because your tattoo is almost all over your chest, I can't tell you're not wearing clothes.

...with no clothes on, is he from the beggar gang?Why don't you just stay in the guest room and go to the back mountain?Find out?I'm really sorry, but you still can't understand our Tang Sect's mechanical technology even if you have to watch it for three months.

Don't say I bully you for being uneducated.

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Mrs. Tang is a kind and kind old lady, I mean the impression at first glance.

However, as soon as you open your mouth, you will find out what it means to be pungent and unabated.

My self-esteem was seriously hurt. After Mrs. Tang looked at my upper body covered with tattoos with strange eyes, she sighed a little and said that it might be difficult to talk about kissing before.

No, what do you mean?

Just because I get a tattoo doesn't mean I'm poor, okay?I'm rich, okay?Anyway, I am also the dignified Luoyang sub-rudder, okay?I also invested in shares and raised capital, okay?Do you know that I get dividends at the end of the year?

I'm very upset, but I can't argue with her, otherwise it will look like I'm poor and stupid, which will make their Tangmen girls look down on me even more.

Yin Ting sat there cheerfully, with a sinister smile on his face, and he seemed to be holding himself up high, but what he said was quite rascal: "Anyway, it's you and Brother Yan who are negotiating this deal. But no matter how you mediate, if you want to break the contract, you can tell Brother Yan."

Old Madam Tang choked on her rascal's tone, she was very upset, the wrinkles on her face seemed to be plotting how to trick me, which made me a little sad as the protagonist who "showed up and said" and dedicated the rest of his life.

i'm afraid of her