[Bei Tang] Poison

Get me a shrew.

Yin Ting added in a timely manner: "In fact, we Junshan people are very talkative, but we are not just being taken advantage of casually. If you want to use inferior products as good ones, then it will not work. Although my brother is a bit stupid, he is very honest and upright. To be honest, you can't give this guy a trap."

I'm stupid? ?

My two eyes looked at Yin Ting like green smoke, and I almost stood up.

Why are you calling me stupid? ? ?

Then Mrs. Tang looked at me worriedly: "It's also the same reason... Then let him choose, just choose the right one from both sides."

I……

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Can I say that I am very disgusted with muscular men?

Well, it looks like it can hardly be tucked into the clothes, and the clothes will burst out anytime and anywhere.

This beggar gang feels this way now.

Almost like a monster.

Well, maybe it was the gloomy light in the Black Valley and the interference from the lights on the side of the road. I resisted not wanting to get close to that muscular beggar 27 feet away. Once I got within the attacking range, I didn’t want to be invisible and chase my life. I tried to walk as if nothing had happened. To the younger brother.

The fingers on both hands of the younger brother were burned red from the candle tears, I took out the scald oil from my waist and handed it to him.

The lantern is in the hands of the muscular beggar, probably he has never played with this kind of thing that girls like.

I stretched out my hand, and he looked at me stupidly.

Candle.

I say.

He stared at me with wide eyes first, and then passed over the red candle in his left hand.

Is this person mentally handicapped?While groaning, I took out the flint from my waist, inserted the candle into the ground, and lit it.

Lantern.

He knelt down and handed it to me.Still looking at me inexplicably, am I sick, what are you looking at?

Out of the corner of my eye, I could feel his entire face turned to me, but he didn't speak, and neither did I.It is said that if you talk to a fool first, you will become a fool too.So I was determined not to speak.

Tilt the red candle slightly, and the hot candle tears drip on the flower center of the lantern, where there is a groove, and the red candle stands in the tears.

Standing up with the lantern in hand, the muscular beggar stood up too, staring at me with his junior brother.

I... day.

Can you two melons not look at me so piously, I almost thought I was running a cult!

Grabbing the junior brother's hand and letting him hold the lantern, he stretched out his hand to lightly open the small mechanism at the bottom, and the lantern slowly flew towards the blue sky holding the red candle.

After walking a few steps, I turned around and saw the junior brother who was still looking up at the lantern foolishly and... the muscular beggar, and I walked away without looking back.

Say it again, I hate muscular men!

It hurts to look at!

丐

Li Feisha, who is known as the world of qinggong, is not just kidding. I ran the entire Tangmen in just half a day.

I really never thought that Lao Guo would cheat me like this, asking me to marry a girl from Tangmen as his wife.

Although I don't feel disgusted... as long as I don't make my beggar chicken spicy... make it so spicy that I can't eat it. Who told me that I am a kind person, but I don't even have a girl from Tangmen. If I don't know each other, it's too embarrassing for me to marry Hui Junshan right now.

It's not okay to marry casually, it looks good, what if you marry and go home and ruin the house and ruin your life, what can you do.

The most important thing is that I haven't been in the rivers and lakes much, I haven't seen many beautiful girls, I haven't experienced the things that happened before and after the moon, and I haven't even been in a relationship, so you let me marry a wife?

You have the heart?

At that time, I was impatient and yelled at Yin Ting, how could you two co-operate to trick me!

Unexpectedly, Miss Yin raised her hand gracefully and waved: With your IQ, it will still take a few days?If you don't get hit by [-], it's fine, and if you don't get hit by [-], you'll be treated as a spare tire.If you look around, how many girls in our beggar gang are gentle girls who can marry back home and live in peace?Most of them were seduced by the few intelligent gangsters in the gang, and those who couldn't seduce girls went to find ways to get rich and married girls from other sects.

The naked contempt in her eyes made me feel sore and aching: Just like you, an idiot who insists on being loyal, always gives his own money to the child who is at the helm. No money, want to marry a wife?you dream.It's not that old Guo is witty, people who marry from the Tang Sect this time will definitely not dare to make mistakes. Isn't this just asking for an obedient wife for you?

It sounds really reasonable.

...shit.

Killed my first love and still had the cheek to be a good person. Anyway, I am also a veteran figure who has worked hard for the construction of the Beggar Gang, and you are really going to do it.

Sitting beside the river at the bottom of the Black Valley, Lao Tzu felt infinitely sad.

Moreover, I visited the entire Tangmen, but I didn't see any gentle, beautiful and virtuous women, and there were fierce human cannons with one side covering their eyes everywhere.

Forget it, let's try our luck at that time, if you are not satisfied, you can attack them Tang Sect, I don't believe that Lao Guo has no second-hand preparations.

After meditating, he regained some strength and jumped out of the valley.

I happened to see a woman without a mask hiding behind the bamboo hut, facing the cliff with a sad expression on her face.

... looks pretty good, but a little sad.

Girl, the weather is fine today.

I cheerfully went up to say hello, but she didn't even look at me, she just reached out and fiddled with the slanted ponytail, and asked coldly: What's the matter?

Brother's hairstyle was too perfect, and he flicked his neat bangs without the conditions, so he fiddled with his wrist pretending to be deep: Girl, you look like my future wife.

The girl squinted at me: Roll as far as you can.

Hey, I knew that women always feel inferior when they see me. Who told me to be so handsome.

Just as she was about to get close to her so that she wouldn't feel inferior, she heard a crisp exclamation: Ouch!

The voice is like gurgling water, and it sounds like a cute girl!

Which girl is trying to attract me in this way?

My hungry feet have already betrayed me before I even dreamed about it.Well, I admit it, woman, I noticed you!

...Then I saw a young boy squatting next to the grocer.

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Then I never saw that muscular beggar again.

Thank goodness.

Then the second uncle passed an order that no business will be accepted in the middle of this month, and there is an important decision.

I glanced at the black aloes wood mask with facial makeup on the table, and wondered in my heart that even a high-level shadow guard like me was not allowed to be dispatched.

... At least a few thousand taels of gold will be lost this month.

What is the important decision?

More important than money is probably face. Speaking of face, I can only think of the muscular beggar I saw last night.

When I think of muscle beggars...

I got up and closed the doors and windows, lit the pedals of the charcoal stove, warmed the bed, and went to sleep.

I don't want to think about him at all!

丐

The little disciple also wore a half-moon mask, which was the same as the men in Tangjiabao, but looked more reserved.

He yelled at the man as uncle.

I just noticed a person walking in the distance, oh shit, this light-footed posture, could it be a girl?

It's just that this person is wearing a mask that covers his entire face, so it's hard to judge without seeing his face.Look at this figure, it's not easy to judge the gender, this waist is not usually thin, you can only see that you are wearing a thin coat underneath, but on the outside is a big cloak with a large piece of mink fur on the neckline, and you are pulling it like you are afraid of the cold Tight, only a slender hand wearing a black glove stretched out from the cuff, asking me for a candle.

I'm pretending to be stupid, girl, if you have the ability to say it again, this voice is so fucking nice.

...although I still can't tell the gender.

The cold spring is cold and the aftertaste is sweet. It's like when you can't eat all day long, you can only touch the hip flask on your waist and take a sip of the wine that is gradually cooling under the afterglow of the setting sun.

It doesn't matter if you are drunk, dreaming and dying.

Then when my young master and I were expressing our feelings, I heard the girl snort impatiently. If no one else could hear this, but our gang of beggars have raised falcons before, and we have to hear the sound of our own falcons from the wind. The sound is a test of hearing.

Many gang members also got otitis media due to improper training.

Now I heard her upset, and quickly handed over the candle in my hand.

The girls from the Tang Sect have such a fiery temper. If you don't follow her, you will definitely have no chance to develop.

The pink lanterns flew up into the sky, and gradually disappeared. I raised my head so that my neck was sore.

I lowered my head and rubbed my neck, only to realize that the boy from Tangmen and that mysterious girl were gone. Hey, let me say, why are you Tangmen so cold-blooded.

I was extremely depressed and my stomach was rumbling again.

The grocer squatting on the ground and drawing circles looked up at me: Back to the castle?

Ah, this... I forgot how to get there, please tell me how to get back?

When they came here, they were all flying around. I think it's a bit too much of a pretense, and it's just that people from the Tang Sect can't make a dull fart with a stick.

The grocer pointed to the side: take a stage horse to go back, 30 taels of silver.

My day, so expensive.

You Tangmen are too rich, do you know that I can only ask for twenty gold a day?

The grocer ignored me again, and still squatted on the ground and drew circles.

I took out thirty silver pieces from my purse, feeling like my heart was bleeding.

Isn't she the girl from Tangmen, I'm married!I must withhold thirty silver from the dowry to comfort my aching purse and my bleeding heart.

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Gather and reorganize, and stand still in the small square where martial arts is practiced.

Said to ask Poe together later.

The requirements are strange, regardless of gender and position, all wear masks and school uniforms.

Looking at Dingguo, whose fabric is soft, I feel depressed and full of resentment.