[Bei Tang] Poison

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It's not that I dislike it, it's because the waist and back are too cold.

After tidying up my hair and putting on the mask, I decided to put on yesterday's cloak.Last time, Fourth Uncle Huaiyi said that he wanted to assess the skill level of all the dual cultivation disciples in the castle, but he actually summoned them all to Nether Gap for testing.

The disciples all know that the coldest place in the Tang Sect is the Nether Stream.

The level of fourth uncle's hatred is really outrageous.

I opened the door to feel the temperature outside, I shrank my neck, closed the door and went back to light a hand stove.

Don't ask me why, I'm afraid of the cold and self-willed.

丐

With resentment towards the 30 taels of silver, I dreamed that my fist hit Yunshang Lijing and Butian in the face.

The fingers tightened and hit the opponent's hard cheekbones.

It was a sad dream, and maybe it explains why I don't have girls.

Yes, I am 26, and no girl wants to marry me yet.

I was born in September, at the end of September, autumn is crisp.

Then it was thrown into the mud.

Yin Tianci said that when he brought me back to Jiangling, he saw my mother who was almost corpse.

Can't help.

Later I went to Luodao again, but I couldn't find her no matter what.That's right, after all, 15 years have passed, and I was able to go to Wuyan Island and step over Dihua Palace by myself.

However, 15 years have passed.

Later, when I heard about the Tianyi Sect, I hated the five poisons, and even more tired of these so-called healers.

Although I know, don't blame them.

After staring at the ceiling for a while, I heard the little goblin knock on the door: "Get up, my lord, the time is right to choose a wife."

Can I go back to my dream and let [-] to [-] beat me up?

Wiping his face, he got up slowly and put on his pants.

I only have pants to wear, okay?

There was a smile in the voice of the little goblin talking outside the door: I said you, can you stop dawdling like a woman?What kind of girl are you pretending to be?

To be honest, I don't even care about her!

The place that Mrs. Tang chose was Wendaopo, a large area of ​​thick trees with lush crowns and full of light purple flowers.I don't know what kind of tree it is, and suddenly I have an urge to dig one and bring it back to Junshan and plant it in front of my house... I just don't know if they are willing to give it to me.

Just a few steps away, I kept looking at the flowers with my head up and my mouth wide open. It happened that there was a wind, and a flower was blown down.

...falling into my mouth.

I thought about it and chewed it.

Bah, too sour!

I thought it would be Sichuan hot pot.

I looked up and saw a crowd of people looking at me.I'm sorry Guo Zhuangzhuang, I have embarrassed Junshan.

Taking advantage of the old lady coughing twice to divert everyone's attention, the little goblin stretched out her hand and pinched me hard on the back of my neck.

It made me tear up and I think I might have a stiff neck tonight.

Rubbing my neck, I secretly looked at the girls across from me.

...It's either contempt or ignorance, and there are fierce eyes that seem to be able to dig a hole in my face.

The little fairy came over and chatted with me: Did you find a beautiful girl yesterday?

I bowed my head slumped.

Goblin: You are worthless!

Me: If the relationship is not good, I will say that there is no one I like, can they kill me?

Goblin: You know fart!Brother Yan's task for me is to find a wife for you!Say I can't complete the task and send me to the Valley of the Wicked as an undercover agent!

Just as the goblin was mumbling and scolding me, I saw a girl in the crowd.

is her!

She heard that I was here to marry a wife, so she came to participate!

She was still wearing yesterday's cloak, and I saw her holding a small hand stove, shivering and hiding in the middle of the crowd.

In front of her are those fierce cannons in the world, and behind her are tall and strong fellows.

...Wait, why do you want to arrange so many gunmen for me to marry my wife, Mrs. Tang?The one who wears the Southern Emperor, the one who breaks the army, the one who Dingguo breaks the barbarian, the one who traces the snow of Qin Feng.

Mrs. Tang gave me a knowing smile.

Dry!Does Lao Tzu look like such a crazy person!I am straight!

The little goblin grabbed me who was about to run away: Tangmen's territory, I must endure it, and I can't explain how to fight.

I took a deep breath, calm down, calm down, I'm fine, luckily I met that girl yesterday who likes to wear a big black mask and a big cloak, and has a very nice voice.

Otherwise, Lao Tzu's wise life will not all fall into your hands!

唐

Then I heard that it turned out to be the beggar gang's elector.

It's really unreasonable, why only let our girl marry?Just because their gang of beggars is so poor, maybe they will open their mouths and ask for a dowry of thousands of children.

It's really not that I look down on you beggars, who told you that you don't even wear clothes.

Although Mrs. Tang invited many brothers from the same sect to go with her, I guess that the beggar gang might not want a man.

In the past, when we got married with the Five Immortals Sect next door, there were always brothers and sisters who married over, or their men married over, but the Beggars' Clan probably didn't join this trendy ranks.

why?

Because they don't have a girl, how can a man who has never even met a girl take the initiative to be interested in a man?

Besides, they didn't practice medical skills, unlike those Wanhua knights who came to get married, they always understood the structure of the human body, and they understood the fun between men without touching girls.

Well, I admit that I am a bit of a gossip. Although I don't like to talk usually, my cultural level is still very high.

Unlike this idiot, he has never even seen a viburnum, and even ate one.

Hiding in the middle of the crowd, the cold air around him is still there.

it's too cold.

If I had known, I should have pretended to be sick.

While trembling, the crowd in front of him parted, and the beggar brother was walking on the path where the crowd parted.

I also quickly escaped.

The younger sisters in front of me looked like they were laughing and laughing. I really envied them. They must not be afraid of the cold when they smile so brightly.

Then Brother Beggar walked up to me.

...It seems...what's wrong?

He is more than half a head taller than me, maybe because of the lighting problem before, the muscles that looked a little hideous at that time don't look prominent now.

Otherwise, I'll just shoot with a poisonous tribulus.

But what he said next made me feel that it was my biggest mistake not to bring a thousand receivers when I went out.

He said: Will you marry me?

丐

Guo Zhuangzhuang once told me that when I meet a girl I like, I feel flustered, nervous, and involuntarily pay attention to her, and I just want to know her news for no reason.

In fact, when I met her that day, I was really nervous.

Although you can't see her face under the mask.

At that time, in order to hear her voice more nervously, I just forgot to give her a candle in a daze.

Finally forgot to ask her name.

I also foolishly think watching lanterns with her is so romantic.

But she left early, probably, she didn't think it was romantic.But I like this kind of temperament, she doesn't talk nonsense, and she is not overbearing, and she won't spit at my feet like other girls and call me a perverted hooligan.

At this time, I grabbed her wrist and held her hand. Although I still couldn't see her face, and I still didn't know her name, I felt that in the past, the stupid pretending state that only relied on my own strength , is coming to an end.

I said: I will treat you well and treat you forever.

The girl raised her chin slightly, as if she was looking at me secretly, but she didn't take off her mask, and she didn't raise her head completely. Such a shy posture made me even more excited.She is such a gentle girl!

At this moment I am sure, I have fallen in love with her.

Turning back to Mrs. Tang: I want to marry her!

The old lady put her left hand on her right, and replied very steadily: "Okay!"

Although the girl has been silent and didn't directly respond to my marriage proposal, she didn't object either!

Maybe it was yesterday, she already had a crush on me...

With a cheerful heart, I feel that my life is worthwhile, and I already have a wife!

唐

I began to think about whether I had offended anyone from the beggar gang when I was on a mission before.

Should be no.

Although members of the Beggar Gang are usually a bit more arrogant, Fourth Uncle said that we are wrong about Fenghuagu, so don't provoke the Beggar Gang.

Secondly, I don't like to hang out with people who don't have clothes on.

So, how he fell in love with me, I really don't understand.

However, this is the first time in 23 years that I have been confessed to be a man.

My self-confidence was somewhat thwarted.

Although on weekdays, everyone says that I am the most low-key person in the castle, it is understandable not to be noticed by girls.But when I thought that only this naked man in front of me would confess to me when I was so tightly wrapped, I couldn't see anything handsome, and I couldn't see my pretty face—— I feel that my life is too bitter.

I am only 23, why do I have to bear this too heavy bitterness.

I squinted my eyes and looked at the naked man seriously.

Surprisingly, he actually has an overly handsome face.

This kind of makes me a little unhappy.

Because his face is considered tough and handsome, but he is not thick and thick, and he doesn't even have a beard on his face.

On the one hand, it gave me one less reason to say no to his marriage proposal.

On the other hand, when he was begging in the past, he might have been exposed.

Although I don't have a cleanliness obsession, as a man, I have a bit of a virgin complex.

Besides, although I don't know anything about the house, the Wanhua knight who came to get married once told me secretly that men will loosen up if they have too much sex.

The man with long black hair secretly gave me many strange ointments.

So I had a reason for rejecting him, but it didn't work.

After all I can't say it bluntly: I don't like