[Bei Tang] Poison

Could it be that I drank too much last night and made a fool of myself?

She dislikes me?

Or... I lifted the quilt and found that I was no different from □□.Could it be that after I got drunk last night, I gave her to... Fuck, the picture is too beautiful, I dare not think about it!

I also remembered what the boss and the seniors told me yesterday, don’t get drunk, otherwise I will be too harsh on my wife for the first time, and my wife will have a shadow!Maybe in the future... there will be no future.

No, I have to find her!

I immediately got up, put on my clothes, and let out a sigh of relief before rushing out the door.

Wash your face and rinse your mouth quickly.

For a whole morning, I searched Junshan all over. Except for my buddies who were still drunk after drinking my wedding wine, I went to remote mountains, monkey caves, and wandering islands.

Still haven't found her.

My life fell from the top to the bottom in an instant.

Sure enough, did I do something too much last night, although I have no impression of it at all.

But she has always been such a gentle person, she must have been hurt too hard by me, and she just left without saying a word.

Squatting on the place where the master master of the chief rudder used to set up the tea table, I grabbed my trouser legs, mother, hold back, isn't it just a woman.Damn, but I can't help it, this is the first woman I fell in love with, and also the first woman who loved me, we were so in love once, I fell in love with her at first sight, and she also secretly fell in love with me.

I thought I was going to be with her for the rest of my life, until we were both gray-haired.

I thought that in the end I would be buried in the same grave with her and never leave her.

After wiping my nose, I saw the leather rope hanging around my neck, two Kaiyuan Tongbao, and two peacock feathers.

I still remember that when I was in the carriage, she wrote that it was a close-fitting thing, which made me happy for a long time. Looking at the rickety and bumpy carriage, I finally hung them on my leather rope, and thought about how Wear it wherever you go.If anyone asks me, I'll say my wife gave it to me!

But now, she has left.

Still can't hold back, I finally cried out.

In this sunny October with clear skies and clear autumn in Junshan, I couldn't help but cry.

Tang Yeling, it was also at this time that I realized that you are already my whole world.

I actually, love you so much.

唐

It was too cold last night.

I suspect that Yin Ting did it on purpose, hehe, childish.

But the most hateful thing is that I was woken up the next day.

OK, you win.

I sat up wrapped in a quilt, sleepy, because it was too cold last night, I managed to fall asleep, and probably slept for several hours less than others.

I don't know who is outside, crying so terribly, but unfortunately, my guest room is located in the shade, facing the main rudder.The man squatted on the side of the big disc of the main rudder close to me.

Is there no one to take care of it?

I just got married yesterday, and today someone came to cry for the funeral early in the morning?

What about human nature?

I lay down again, really sleepy.

Then I sat up again, my god, the level of howling ghosts and howling wolves is so fucking high-end.

I got up and got dressed, and wiped my face with a handkerchief. The mourning outside didn't seem to stop at all.

Unhappy.

Glancing at the happy clothes on her body, she became even more unhappy.

This wide-sleeved long dress is too inconvenient to fight.

I opened the door with thousands of receivers in my pocket, only to see it was Gu Zhuo.I was a little hesitant. I originally wanted to beat him up and throw him in a corner, then go back to sleep, but I didn't expect it to be him.

Seeing him crying so sadly now, I am too embarrassed to bother him.

...After all, our thoughts are always not on the same path. If I can't understand, wouldn't it be embarrassing again.

Just thinking about it, the door across the room was kicked open with a "bang", and a boot flew towards Gu Zhuo, hitting Gu Zhuo on the forehead, accompanied by Yin Ting's scolding: Gu Zhuo, why are you crying so early in the morning? funeral!

Finally, there is someone who will uphold justice.

I'm going to sneak back and sleep again, hiding my achievements and fame.

Yin Ting: Tang Yeling, you take care of your family!

my day.

This feeling of being caught on the spot sent a chill down my spine.

Depressed, I turned around and looked at Gu Zhuo: "Why are you crying? It's so noisy early in the morning."

Gu Zhuo looked at me in a daze.

Me: What about you?

Gu Zhuo opened his mouth wide and pointed at me with shaking fingers.

I'm not happy: Didn't your Mama teach you that it's impolite to point your fingers?

Gu Zhuo rolled his eyes and passed out.

I:……

Yin Ting: ...

What kind of urine is this.

丐

I was probably too happy, so I drank too much at the wedding banquet.

It was like having a strange dream at night.

In the dream, a man who was prettier than my sister was wearing my daughter-in-law's red wedding dress, and kindly called me "Sang Gong".

"Oh shit!" I woke up in shock.

I think maybe I've been drinking too much and I'm having weird delusions.I'd rather not go to Dihuahoushan to fight with Assassin recently, every time he would call his male pet to come out and fight with me, which made my sexual orientation weird.

Then the door was pushed open, and Yin Ting, the little goblin, walked in, followed by a follower.

I didn't care, the hangover seemed to be a little lighter, but my head was still buzzing, and I couldn't hear the sound clearly, but I didn't have a headache anymore, probably because Yin Ting gave me some medicine.

I raised my head suddenly: By the way, have you seen my wife? !She was gone early this morning!I searched all over Junshan but couldn't find her!

Yin Ting looked at me in a daze, and gradually revealed a strange smile: In other words, you cried so sadly like mourning in the morning, because you found out that your wife was missing?

did i cry?

Well, I don't remember.What about my wife?

Yin Ting smiled strangely again, turned his head and said to the people behind him: Why are you still standing there, your husband called you.

I immediately sat up: daughter-in-law!Daughter-in-law... Daughter-in-law...? !

Isn't that the man in my dream!

Although he wasn't wearing my daughter-in-law's red wedding dress, I would never recognize that face.

No, where is my wife?

I looked at him, then at Yin Ting.

Without saying a word, the man opened the food box he had just brought, took out a large teapot, and poured a bowl of soup.

Then she walked over with light steps and sat down beside my bed generously.

I thought about it: This brother...

He interrupted me: This is hangover tea, you feel better after drinking it, come out and fight with me.

I was stupid: brother, I still want to find my wife, I don't have time to fight with you.

He looked at me fixedly, making me a little embarrassed, after all, I have never attracted a man's attention like this before.

Although I am straight, but he looks too good-looking.

He looked at me for a while, then suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and showed a cheap smile.

I was taken aback.

I've lived for 26 years, and I've never seen such a beautiful... cheap laugh.It's really good-looking, and it does reveal an inexplicable beating.

Then he seemed to lower his voice: Coincidentally, I also got married yesterday, and my daughter-in-law disappeared. I heard that he is the owner of the Luoyang sub-rudder, and his name is Gu Zhuo. Do you know him?

I... of course I recognize it!

But who the hell married you yesterday?

I looked at his vaguely familiar outline and even more familiar lips, I... I have a bad feeling.

I asked him: You, what is your name?

He put the teacup in his hand on the small bedside table, and covered me with the quilt thoughtfully, with a clear smile in his eyes.

He said: No talent, next Tang Yeling.

唐

Looking at his unbelievable appearance, I felt much better, and I didn't care about why he regarded me as a woman.

But he questioned me: You, why did you pretend to be a woman to trick me? !

Tsk, it's really a champion who meets an illiterate, and he can't explain why.

Unfortunately, I still plan to treat him as a brother from now on, just now I kindly made him sober tea and tucked in the quilt.No wonder the castle owner wanted to cheat their gang of beggars back then. When he met this kind of weirdo, he called himself a brother and brother. How could he be worthy of this brotherhood if he didn't start to cheat.

Me: When did I pretend to be a woman?

Him: You are always wearing a cloak, who can tell that you have no breasts!

Me: I'm afraid of the cold.

Him: Your voice is better than a woman's, you don't look like a man!

Me: Are you born to blame me?

Him: Your name is not masculine enough!

Me: I didn't take it.

Him: You!

me?

Him: I want to divorce!

Me: I’m already married, it’s not called divorce, it’s called divorce.

Him: I want to divorce my wife!

I nodded: You need to write a divorce letter first.

Him: I, I can't write!You write for me!

I don't think we can continue talking about this matter, this guy is quite at the same level as my master's rascal back then.It's too much, even if I divorced, I still have to write my own divorce letter.

Me: I can't read.

He laughed: Hahahahaha!You can't read!No, who are you lying to?You even sent me notes before!

I stand up and prepare to go: Lie fool.

He choked: You...you are a fool!

Just now I took a step, I looked back at him and thought about it, after all, it is in the territory of Junshan, and now I can’t explain it clearly, so it’s better to act as a grievance, so as to occupy the moral high ground and make trouble easier.

Furthermore, I am a big man, I have been kissed by him, but he is so reckless and abandons me, I am really wronged.

I nodded at him again: I am indeed a fool to believe you and marry you.

I didn't pay attention to him anymore, I opened the door and walked out of the house. After walking a long distance, I heard Yin Ting curse loudly: Bah!Scumbag!

I don't know who I'm scolding.

丐

Yin Ting scolded me bloody.

I feel so wronged, it's clearly the fault of that Tang Yeling, who doesn't dress well, and talks in a non-masculine way, only ghosts can tell the difference