[Bei Tang] Poison

It turned out he was a man!

As a result, Guo Zhuangzhuang and Yin Ting gave me a big slap in the face.

They also said in unison: I knew he was a man the first time I saw him!

Me: Zhuang Zhuang, you hit people too hard, please don’t hit me in the face.

Guo Zhuangzhuang slowly raised his arm: I want to hit you just by calling me Zhuangzhuang, and my name is Guo Yan!

I quickly wandered around and rolled away.

Guo Zhuangzhuang's loud voice came from behind: I warn you!Divorce is not allowed!Otherwise I will kill you!

I went back to the room in a bad mood and found that the guy wasn't there. Great, I was going to catch up on sleep.

But the stomach rumbled first.

I'm hungry, oh, I forgot I didn't eat at all in the morning.

He went to the kitchen to get some food, but found that the cooked rice was warming in the pot.

Open the lid and take a look, the aroma is tangy, fried rice with fresh bamboo shoots, diced meat and mushrooms!It smells so good, my mouth is watering.

But, who will cook for me after nothing to do?

I want to get my toes, so whether to eat or not to eat has become a difficult problem.If you eat it, you will owe a favor, not to mention that I just killed him this morning.If I don't eat it, I will appear even more unkind.

While hesitating, the door was pushed open.

I hurriedly put down the bowl and rice spoon, and put the lid back on the pot.

The person who came happened to be Tang Yeling.

Bad luck.

But he walked straight into the back room as if he didn't see me, and I quietly planned to escape.

"What? The food doesn't suit your taste?" He startled me by speaking suddenly.

I was a little embarrassed, I let go of the hand that was touching the door, not knowing how to answer him.To be honest, I felt awkward even looking up at him, and I don't know how he managed to be so calm.

Seeing that I was silent, he bent down to pick up the thousand receiver, fiddled with it a few times, put it away and hung it on his waist.

Then came to me.

It would be a lie to say that I am not embarrassed. I don't know what he is going to do. It's just the matter of getting married before. In the end, I still have some reasons.

In case he really likes me, should I follow or not.

Him: Why are you blushing?

I immediately covered my face: I, I, I didn't!

There was a bit of smug narrowness in his eyes: You really didn't, so what are you doing covering your face.

Me: My face is cold!

Him: Shall I warm you up?

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.

I immediately took two steps back, and my back hit the wooden wall hard.

His outstretched hands were a little awkward in the small space between us, whether we were far or near.

He just looked at me with his hands up.

The eyes seemed to be accusing and questioning silently, and I shifted my eyes guiltily.

Him: Do you remember what you once said to me?

Me: forever treat you well?Don't want [-] to [-] for you?Sorry, I don't like men.

What I said made me feel that I was not a man at all, I was a little ashamed to see others, and my face was flustered with embarrassment.But, I really don't like men, is it my fault? Besides, probably, this is just a misunderstanding.

Furthermore, if he really likes men, there must be men who love him better than me.After all, he is so... so good-looking, and has a good temper. He never got into trouble with me and even cooked for me.

Just when I was in a daze, he said softly: You promised me that you will never regret it.

唐

I think so, when a straight man has cancer, his brain will become no different from a stone.

For example, Gu Zhuo can't turn his head now.

If it were me, the easiest way to make such a big oolong would be to ask for help and just be called brothers in the future.

Maybe it's the memory of him treating me as a girl before that is still affecting him, so that he always thinks that I like him when he sees me.

This man is really interesting.

So, teasing him like this is really interesting.

I withdrew my sore hand and went to the kitchen to serve him a bowl of rice. When I brought it back, I saw that he was still terrified and unbelievable.

And still avoid my eyes.

Me: Let's eat.

He just sat there silently chopping the rice, and looked up at me when he finished chopping a bowl.

Me: more?

He nodded.

So I served him another bowl.

However, I really underestimated his appetite, he ate four bowls.

It really scares me.

I am full?

He nodded.

Me: Don't you feel supported?

He shook his head.

OK.I pushed the door open, looked back and saw that he was looking at me, then immediately lowered my head again, silently digging at the table.

Guessing he won't look up, he won't know what I'm doing as long as I don't make a sound, so I smile happily for a while.

I pulled out the thousand receiver, opened the receiver and let it unfold.

I said: Come out, we agreed to fight.

Funny and funny, for me, if I can get rid of this inexplicable relationship, it must be my wish.

However, after all, the Tang Sect was wronged first in the battle of Fenghuagu, so if he wanted to repent, he would also let Gu Zhuo repent.

He repented and made a fuss, so I can leave.

Junshan is really warm.

Sunshine on the body, very comfortable.Even the wind is warm.I suddenly felt a little grateful to Gu Zhuo. After all, it was because of him that I had the opportunity to come to Junshan, where I could see such a beautiful scenery of green mountains and green waters, and enjoy such a beautiful sunshine.

My fingertips are hung with magic nails and poisonous thorns, and my feet are flying stars and shadows.

I was thinking, for the sake of him bringing me to Junshan, should I make a quick decision to save him some pain, or should I go for a double-time walk so that he never dares to flirt with me again?

After I warmed up in the sun, I saw Gu Zhuo still standing at the door of the house.

He clawed at the door but couldn't come out.

I laughed and choked him with loud words: man, if you are upset, come and fight.You are so cowardly, but are you afraid of me?

He scratched the door panel, equally loud but very bluffing: Who is afraid of you!I... because, for my husband, I don't want to have domestic violence with my wife!

I feel like I don't understand again.

You Junshan people, although you haven't read many books, your brains are more complicated than ordinary people.

He also said three quarters of an hour ago that he doesn't like men, and now he admits that he and I are husband and wife.

To be honest, even a wild cat that loves to scratch will be bored to death by him.

I stood there blankly for a long while, really bored, and even lost interest in fighting.Seeing the petty look of him scratching at the door, I don't have anything else to say to him.

In the end, I put away the crossbow wearily, and planned to go to Luohan Mountain to relax.

While supporting the flying kite, Gu Zhuo could still hear Gu Zhuo shouting: Madam, where are you going?

go to your sister.

Who the hell is your wife.

丐

I guess he doesn't actually like me.

This guess came a bit suddenly, but there is still some certainty.

I remember, those [-] to [-] people, and those who obviously hated me when I was begging, their biggest characteristic was that they wanted to beat me.

Tang Yeling also wanted to hit me.

But unlike others, he told me to eat before hitting me.

Probably because I was afraid that I would not have the strength to fight back.

Although he didn't know that, as a disciple of the beggar gang, being hungry would not affect his performance of martial arts.

I used to be a hungry person too.

I didn't tell him that I didn't have to eat because I really wanted to try the fried rice.

We often eat fresh bamboo shoots, but they are always hot and sour.

I saw that there are bamboos everywhere in their Tangjiabao, probably they also often eat bamboo shoots.The food he cooked today was beyond my expectation. I thought he would make spicy food, but unexpectedly, it smelled completely non-spicy.

As a native of Junshan, I always think that if there is no chili in the meal, it is not a meal. Who knows that the simple fried rice he made is so sweet and delicious.

Although I am a little afraid of him, mainly because I am afraid that he will have some plans for me, but I still really want to eat the food he cooks.

While thinking about how I would regret the marriage and let him go, and thinking that he would not be able to eat such a delicious meal after he left, I actually ate half of the pot before I knew it.

I'm full.

Tang Yeling still said that he wanted to hit me.

This is what I thought, after all, I was exhausted, I couldn’t win a fight, and it wasn’t a big deal if I couldn’t win, but what if I vomited it out.

I can still feel that the food I ate just now is still stuck in my throat, I ate too much.

I imagined with some sadness that if one of his elbows happened to hit me in the stomach, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't spit out the fried rice I just ate, grain by grain.

That would be embarrassing.

Tang Yeling failed to hit me, and left in grief and indignation.

I touched my swollen belly and found it difficult to sit down, so I walked around the main rudder to digest my food.

I didn't feel hungry until he came back in the evening.

Yin Ting came back with Tang Yeling, and I stood far away looking at them with my hands in my hands.

Junshan is good! Junshan is a treasure, and the evening wind is warm.

I saw Yin Ting rushing to fetch water, wipe his face and hands, and apply medicine to him.

That's right, regardless of prejudice, which woman doesn't love such a good man?If you say handsome, I am handsome too, but no woman loves me.

What's so good about this kid? !

What's the matter... I think of his usual idle smile, yes, he is better than me, what's the use of being handsome, he is not only handsome, but he can also bring out his handsomeness to the fullest.Not like me, only silly fun.

Isn't it just two sects getting married, with whom is it not?

I took another look silently. I knew Tang Yeling was injured, but naturally some people were worried about him and were busy.

Don't worry, I'll tell Guo Zhuangzhuang tomorrow, let you two hard-fated mandarin ducks who I set up a red line and mess up the situation will have a good relationship for a hundred years.

Turning around and going back to the room, I didn't bother to turn on the lamp, and rolled onto the bed in the dark, hugging the quilt indiscriminately and fell asleep.

唐

The monkeys in Mount Luohan are probably only as ferocious as outsiders.

Fortunately, he was not disfigured, but he was scratched with a few bloodstains on his arms.Yin Ting hurriedly gave