How to slap the face of Xueba

When the little emperor was five years old

Palace Chamber

"Okay, let's take a break first, and we'll discuss after eating." The Regent Prince Xuanyuan Hao gave an order.

Sitting in the main seat, Emperor Xiaodouding, who was drowsy, immediately regained his energy, "It's meal time, hurry, hurry, little Deng Zi, go and get my food box!"

The regent looked at him coldly, but he was not afraid.

Dare to look at him.Hmph, what are you looking at, my father said that it is time for me to grow up, I can't be hungry, if you have the ability, just stare at my father!

The ministers have long been accustomed to the tension between father and son who are actually two fathers and sons, but in name they are monarchs and ministers. They have long been used to it, and they don't like to pay attention to it. They just wait for their own servants to bring food boxes. .

Before the little emperor could get his own food box, he saw the food boxes from the minister's house below being brought in one by one. They were all steaming hot when opened, and smelled a little sweet. He was restless, and really wanted to stand on the chair Come on, see what people are eating.

But etiquette does not allow him to do this, and besides, his family’s big devil father is watching. If he really did this, he will probably be spanked when he goes back, but it’s okay to ask, "Prime Minister, why don’t you Did you bring your own food box?"

"Back to the emperor, the old wife of the minister's family must give it to the minister!"

The prime minister said silently in his heart, every time he discusses matters, he is tempted to drool by the meals of the regent's family, and he is also saddened by their show of affection. He is not a bachelor, of course he wants to show off, and the relationship between the old couple is still good of.

"Are you all like this?"

"Back to the emperor, yes." Everyone replied in unison.

The regent got up to change.

The little emperor rolled his eyes, stood up, and said solemnly: "I am relatively young, and I heard that keeping one posture all the time is not conducive to bone growth. I will get up and walk. Leave me alone and continue eating!"

The ministers ate silently while hypnotizing themselves, the person who almost stuck his little head into their food box did not exist.

The little emperor walked around the ministers and looked at all their food boxes.

At this time, the regent also came back, and their food box finally arrived.

The little emperor was not in a hurry to look at his food box, but ran to the regent and said in a low voice, "The food they bring is not as fragrant, nor as good-looking as my father's cooking, and certainly not as delicious as my father's cooking." ! Their wives are definitely not as good as their father!"

Ministers: Your Majesty, we have all heard it!

A smile appeared on the regent's rare face.

The little emperor took the opportunity to look at his food box, and there was actually a heart-shaped egg lying on top of the rice. Then he went back to look at his own, and there was only a simple smiling face carved with carrots.

"I want to change with you!" How can this be so, don't think he doesn't know that the heart shape represents love.

The regent replied by taking a bite directly on the egg and eating almost half of it.

The little emperor's aggrieved eyes, it's a pity that no one paid attention to him, and finally his stomach growled, and he had to go back to eat his carrot rice, take a bite, look at the regent, look at the regent, take a bite , chewing and bouncing, as if what he ate was not rice, but the meat of the regent.

After the discussion, the little emperor still did not forget to follow the regent, but before leaving, he said with a serious face: "I am young, and it is not easy to wake up when I fall asleep. If there is any urgent matter, don't come to the palace to find me. Go directly to the Prince Regent's Mansion to find the Prince Regent."

Courtiers: "Yes!"

But I really want to complain in my heart!

Little Emperor, do you think that everyone doesn't know that you live in the Prince Regent's Mansion at night? Everyone knows, but they just don't mention it.

According to the rules, the emperor was adopted by the former prince, and he had to live in the palace, but now the emperor is young, and the emperor's own father is the regent, and they took their own son home, so they just turned a blind eye to it. They have no influence, and even if they oppose it, it is useless!

But the little emperor has to do this every time!Hey, I'm so tired!

The little emperor who returned to the Prince Regent's Mansion also felt very tired!

He didn't win his father by grabbing food during the day, and he still couldn't win his father when he grabbed the bed at night. He was so lonely and sleepless!

But sleeping all the time, unable to fall asleep, really made him think of a good way.

The next day when the morning court came down, the little emperor hid secretly on the way home with the ministers.

"Teacher, Tutor!"

"Censor, Censor!"

The Taifu and Lord Yushi who happened to be walking together saw a small hand behind the tree calling them constantly.

Damn, they can't pretend they didn't see it!

"Your servants will kowtow to the emperor!" The two of them bit the bullet and went to pay their respects.

The little emperor put his hands behind his back and imitated his father's majestic manner and said: "Teacher, I often hear that you are erudite and talented, and you are rich in learning, um, and..." The little hand scratched his head, "Oh, yes, you are knowledgeable about the past and the present."

"Your Majesty, someone exaggerated the facts!" The Taifu felt that he was starting to sweat, and he didn't know what to do with such a tall hat.

"Don't lie to me just because I'm a child, I still know that there are no waves without wind!"

Taifu: "..." What exactly is this for?

"I'm the emperor, right? But the regent dared to rob me of my food and my bed. Most importantly, he didn't let me sleep with my father. You are the master of the emperor, and you are my only one. I also heard that you also taught the Prince Regent, and you can be regarded as his teacher, should you teach your students?"

Grand Tutor: If he has the guts, he doesn't dare to teach the regent, that is the decisive and merciless regent!The most important thing is what is he going to teach people, to teach people not to sleep with their husbands?

The little emperor saw that the Taifu was silent, and then turned his gaze to Yushi, "Master Yushi, I heard that you are upright and dare to say no to evil forces, shouldn't you stand up and speak out, you boldly go to participate in the regent Wang Yiben, I have a crush on you!" He wanted to pat Yu Shi on the shoulder, but he was not tall enough, so he could only pat someone's stomach, meaning.

"We must make him never dare to snatch things from me in the future, nor dare to spank my ass! If you commit the crime again, you will continue to participate until he spanks his ass! Haha!"

"Whose ass are you going to spank?" a familiar voice asked.

The little emperor was delighted with his imagination, so he replied casually: "Of course it belongs to the regent!"

When he turned his head, he saw his father——His Royal Highness the Prince Regent!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , but the Great Demon King twitched his collar and he flew into the air!

The result of this round was that the little emperor's butt blossomed first!

Back at the Prince Regent's Mansion at night, the little emperor burst into tears when he saw his father.

"Father, did you guys pick me up? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Xiang Yang, who had already heard the details, was not used to him, he gently pinched his little ears and smiled, "You know you can't beat your father, why do you still tease him, you deserve it!"

"I just want to tease him, I just want to tease him, who made him always grab my father from me!" The little guy brazenly hugged his father.

"Father doesn't love me anymore, and he doesn't care about me when I get beaten up, so he will favor dad, and he likes dad!"

Xiang Yang looked at his long eyelashes with glistening teardrops, but he was still reluctant, "Then as compensation, how about I sleep with you today?"

The little emperor finally laughed through his tears.

When His Royal Highness the Regent returned to the room, he saw that his husband had already gone to bed, and a small person was resting on a small pillow, occupying the rest of the space, and a big pillow was hanging alone on the edge of the bed superior.

"Get out!" the regent said coldly.

The little emperor was frightened and immediately rolled into his father's arms.

In an instant, the regent lifted his little feet and hung him upside down.

"Father! Huh..."

"Lie down on the bed and sleep well!" Xiang Qingyang was convinced by these two people, such a trivial matter would cause trouble.

Before His Royal Highness the Prince Regent could speak, the little emperor protested first, "Didn't father say that he would sleep with me tonight?"

Xiang Qingyang: "Isn't I sleeping with you now?"

"But……"

Xiang Qingyang pulled His Highness the Regent, and His Highness fell asleep obediently.Hey, the little emperor sighed, the big demon king gave in, and what he said was useless.

But, hmph, he sleeps in the middle, the Great Demon King never wants to get close to his father.

Under the quilt, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent just stretched out his hand to touch Xiang Qingyang's hand, when he was forcefully separated by a small hand, the big hand stretched out again, and was separated again, hey, it didn't come out!

The little emperor proudly hugged one of his father's hands and fell asleep, still snoring, completely unaware that one leg was already crossing the other, and one foot was out of his reach or sight. Hooked the other foot.

The little emperor was at odds with the regent most of the time, especially when it came to his father's ownership, but in some respects the two were very friendly.

For example, some thoughtful maids encouraged the little emperor, "Your majesty, don't you like that the regent always takes over your father? You can arrange a servant for him, and he probably won't rob you."

The little emperor: "You mean to find a concubine for me? Find a concubine or side husband for my father? But where do you find someone?"

The palace maid was shy, "The slaves obey the emperor's arrangement."

The little emperor turned his head, and in front of the ministers, he said to the regent: "She wants to be a concubine for my father, the old Crown Prince!"

Regent: "The status is too low, it's okay to be a housekeeper, come here, send her to see the first prince!"

Ministers: Damn, this is killing chickens and monkeys, who dares to send someone to the regent in the future, and send him to hell every minute!

An excellent former fiancé of the Princess Regent came.

The little emperor: "Father, drink tea!"

"Father, are you tired, let me give you a thump?"

Regent: "Well, be good!"

"Go back tonight and give your father a good beat!"

"Well, okay, listen to dad, don't let dad get tired!"

It's just like a father who is kind and son filial, and the family is happy and happy.

Xiang Qingyang wanted to laugh when he saw it, but it wasn't because of their pretense, but because of happiness!Because there are two men, one big and one small, who protect and laugh!