How to slap the face of Xueba

After the marriage between Xiang Qingyang and Xuanyuanhao was finalized, he was faced with a major problem, that is, he didn't know how to bridal chamber.

Regardless of his age, whether in the modern world or in this world of twins, he has never been in contact with such matters. In fact, not only is Xiang Qingyang ignorant of men and women, but he also doesn't know much about men and women.

As I said before, Xiang Qingyang is a top student. When his classmates are talking about men and women, and talking about colored topics, he is still studying!Because in his opinion, those things are really meaningless and boring. Only guys who are controlled by male hormones will think about those things all the time.

But he is about to get married. Although he doesn't mind how the bridal chamber goes, he can't deprive Xuanyuanhao of his rights!No matter whether he does it or not, he must know it first!You can use it but don't use it, but you can't use it without knowing it. Is this the code of conduct for his Xueba!

This kind of thing is too private, Xiang Qingyang didn't want to ask outsiders, at first he planned to ask Father Xiang, Eldest Brother Xiang, and Second Brother Xiang, but it won't work if you think about it later!He is a twin, and they are equivalent to the opposite sex. Whose daughter would ask, "Father, can you tell me how to do the bridal chamber? Or, brother, can you teach me the bridal chamber?"

If there is, it is definitely not from a serious family!

With no one to ask, Xiang Qingyang finally decided to ask for help from books.

But after reading a lot of books, he saw that men and women have bridal chambers. It is nothing more than a man entering a woman's hole, and the woman just lies down and bears it.At any rate, I have also attended a few days of physiology and hygiene classes, so Xiang Qingyang can probably understand what it means by guessing.

But men and men, or men and Shuang'er, there was no such thing as Shuang'er in their era, and he really couldn't imagine what Shuang'er should do.

The only thing he found that was more appropriate was "broken sleeves and divided peaches", which may describe the relationship between a man and a man or a pair of children, but is the specific bridal chamber related to the sleeve and the peach?

Xiang Qingyang asked someone to take a peach, cut off a part of his sleeve, and took the two things in his hands to study and study, but he just couldn't figure it out, and couldn't match the two things above. what is the relationship?

He held the peach in one hand and the sleeve in the other, and stuffed the peach into the sleeve, trying to find something.

Confused the little servant who was serving her personally, she couldn't help asking: "Master, what are you doing?"

"Study how to enter the bridal chamber!" Xiang Qingyang said casually.

The boy burst out laughing with a "poof".

For some reason, Father Xiang found out about this matter, and then he remembered that there is no elder of Shuang'er in the family, and Shuang'er in his family doesn't know anything!Xiang father entered the palace to beg the emperor, and the emperor sent a special Momo to teach Xiang Qingyang.

This thing was originally taught to the new concubines in the harem to teach the rules, of course it also includes other things.It is still very suitable to teach Xiang Qingyang.

In the first class, teach me, I brought a small jade bottle, I don’t know what kind of ointment it contained, it was quite fragrant, there was also a jade handle with a strange shape, and at the end was a banana.

Xiang Qingyang has always had a correct attitude towards learning.

But when he heard that, he actually said that the so-called bridal chamber is to put the place in front of Xuanyuanhao into the place behind him, making Xiang Qingyang embarrassed.

"Well, have you ever married someone? Did you make a mistake?" Xiang Qingyang asked tentatively, "How could it fit in that big place."

Although he had never seen Xuanyuanhao, Xiang Qingyang thought about the one in front of him, and then thought about the one behind him, and shook his head violently, thinking that it was impossible to put it in, the difference was too great!

"Young Master Xiang, don't worry, you're right. Although I've never been married, I've taught people this kind of thing many times. I can't make a mistake. If you see that there is no such thing in the bottle, it is painted on it. The good things there are exclusively used by our royal family. They not only have the effect of lubricating, but also have the effect of stopping bleeding, reducing inflammation and removing blood stasis. When you are in the bridal chamber with the second prince, you should first apply the medicine yourself and wait there. .”

Xiang Qingyang: "..." Do you still want to touch your own place?

He was rarely irritable, and Xiang Qingyang, who was irritable, had a little problem that he didn't realize, that was, he liked to eat, and he could eat whatever he grabbed.

Without a hassle, Xiang Qingyang picked up the banana that Momo brought, peeled off the skin vigorously, and then bit down on the banana, a small half of which was bitten off, and his cheeks were bulging of.

"Young Master Xiang, why did you eat this thing?" Momo looked like the sky was about to fall.

"Isn't this something to eat?" Xiang Qingyang raised the remaining half of a banana in his hand.

"Of course not!" Momo wanted to beat him up.

"What's that for?" Xiang Qingyang asked persistently.It looks and tastes like a banana, so what is it for if it’s not for food?Is it for playing?I want to lie!

"This is for you." Seeing that he really didn't know, he didn't mean to make trouble, and his attitude was better.

"This isn't sugar, why use ham?" Xiang Qingyang stared at the banana, looked left and right, but didn't understand why he had to use ham to eat a banana.

Memo was defeated by his innocence, so he could only say vaguely: "Anyway, you just need to remember it. In the future, no matter if you see this thing or something that looks like this thing, you must not bite it off directly, or you will A lifetime of sexual happiness is gone.”

Xiang Qingyang scratched his head, feeling for the first time that there were things he didn't understand.

And Xuanyuan Hao, who was watching outside the whole time, only felt pain in the egg.

After resting for two days, Momo started to teach for the second time. This time I brought the same things as last time, except bananas were replaced with cucumbers.

Xiang Qingyang didn't express anything on the face, but his heart was like a galloping horse.Taking advantage of the time when Momo and Xuanyuanhao went out to talk, someone took the knife, chopping board and seasoning, and the manual quickly, chop it, chop it, and serve the cucumber cold!

Meme and Xuanyuanhao who came back: "..."

"Second prince, I didn't give this to Mr. Xiang." After a long time, the nanny said this, and looked at Xuanyuanhao's crotch meaningfully.

"You go back first, I'll talk to Qingyang." Xuanyuanhao also tried hard to keep his face sullen, and ordered.

Finally, when there were only the two of them left, he said with a slight smile: "If you don't want to learn, let's not learn. I will teach you when the time comes."

Xiang Qingyang was a little embarrassed, and said with a blushing face, "Actually, I've learned it all." Xueba won't admit that there is something he can't learn.

"Oh, you've learned it all? Then what have you learned?" Xuanyuan Hao asked with a little expectation after swallowing his saliva.

Xiang Qingyang ran to close the door, looked around and saw that there was nothing convenient, and said to Xuanyuanhao: "Put out your fingers."

Xuanyuanhao didn't know why, but he did as he did, stretching out a slender, good-looking, callused finger.

Xiang Qingyang sucked his finger in one mouthful, and then began to suck and lick, making watery sounds from time to time.

Xuanyuanhao saw his fingers going in and out of Xiang Qingyang's small mouth, he could clearly feel the moisture, warmth inside, and that slippery little tongue, touching it from time to time, that It was a painful and joyful experience indeed.

His whole body was numb, and he couldn't help but let out a comfortable moan.

"Look, I said I will, you are all comfortable." Xiang Qingyang raised his head, and said to Xuanyuanhao with his small mouth that still had a trace of crystal clear saliva.

Xuanyuanhao hugged his head and kissed him, the kiss was so fierce, his tongue swept all over Qingyang's mouth, feeling as if he wanted to suck everything in his mouth.

Xiang Qingyang was still out of breath, so Xuanyuanhao let him go.

After finally both of them calmed down, Xiang Qingyang said: "I know now that bananas and cucumbers are for food and not for food, and I also know about the bridal chamber, don't you let that happen?" Come again." He didn't want to swallow cucumbers in front of Momo, and he still wanted to imagine Xuanyuanhao.

Xuanyuanhao hugged Xiang Qingyang, stroked his head, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Okay, don't let me come, and we will learn by ourselves from now on."

From then on, Xueba Xiang Qingyang bought a lot of books that were right for him, and closed the door to study by himself. Progress is a burden.The reason why he didn't find the answer in the book before was because he didn't buy the right book. How did he find the answer to the bridal chamber in literature, history, and political books?

The moment he really arrived at the bridal chamber, Xiang Qingyang had already formulated a perfect bridal chamber strategy, what to do first, what to do next, when to touch there, and what to say.

Hehe, he didn't think it was that difficult, it was completely under his control.If this is an exam and the full score is [-] points, he is confident to get [-] points!But when the real thing started, his clever mind was exhausted.

I remember being tossed and turned upside down the whole time, and everything else was in vain!Before being made to pass out, a big duck egg flashed in Xiang Qingyang's head!

The couple's life after marriage is still very harmonious, but there is one thing that is not good. After the Second Prince's Royal Highness helped Xiang Qingyang a few times, Xiang Qingyang also wanted to reciprocate.

One night, taking advantage of the moonlight and being a little drunk, Xiang Qingyang stripped Xuanyuanhao naked. Looking at the handsome and high-spirited little Xuanyuanhao, Xiang Qingyang swallowed, convincing himself that it was not so scary , and then as soon as he closed his eyes, he bumped into little Xuanyuanhao.

But Xuanyuanhao was terrified, and no matter what he said, he would not let his mouth get close to little Xuanyuanhao.

Xiang Qingyang: "..." The sins he did before have cast a shadow on his heart!

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The first world is completely over, and in the next chapter, Xiang Yang will be transformed into a brother in a world without women!