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"The Years of Mr. Qin and His Heart"

(1)

When Mr. Qin was in elementary school and junior high school, he was a civilized little guard of the school discipline inspection team. You know, it is the kind of unselfish bag with an etiquette belt standing at the school gate to catch late arrivals, change trouser legs, head curtain is too long and forget to bring school card blue sky.One week in the third grade of elementary school, his heart fell asleep, and his elder dad rushed him to school on a bicycle, and the flag-raising ceremony had already begun.As usual, latecomers had to stand in a row at the school gate and register one by one while listening to the speech under the national flag.This is the first time my sweetheart is late, standing at the school gate and crying, weeping at his dad across the school gate.It turned out that this day happened to be Xiaoqin's duty day, and he was about to register as a darling.As if he had caught a savior, he hugged Mr. Qin's arm and begged him to spare him not to deduct his points. Mr. Qin grabbed his hand, and while writing his name, he said to the students next to him:

"One point for being late, one point for disheveled clothing, and half point for too long nails, totaling two and a half points, let's go next."

(2)

Let me tell you something about Mr. Qin's love for his wife when he was a child.Every class had to show off their talents in the June [-]st elementary school art performance. A group of children lay down on the long cloth strips to draw pictures, a class sang a nursery rhyme, or they played the piano, played the violin, and danced.At that time, the instant dance teacher would choose some simple folk dances to teach, and the heart was thin and small, so the teacher ordered her to wear women's clothes to dance the Dai dance.He wanted to stay for rehearsal after school every day, and Mr. Qin would wait for him on the iron window of the dance classroom, and he would watch it over time.Everything was safe at first, but something went wrong during the rehearsal. The darling was a middle-grade girl, but the borrower made a mistake. They took out many sets of senior performance costumes, and many of the remaining darlings were gone If you can't wear it, you will lose two inches with one step, and you won't be able to go on stage!The heart is sitting on the edge of the temporarily set up stage in the playground, holding the costume and sobbing, it's over, he is going to become a drag on the group!At this time, Mr. Qin came running, raised his hand to wipe away the tears on his sweetheart's face, snatched the performance costume from his hand, and leaned on the edge of the stage to turn onto the stage: "Teacher, I can dance for Xin Gan. I remember the location, it won't affect other students' performance!" So Mr. Qin put on a Dai girl's skirt for his heart, and left behind the photo of women's clothing that he wanted to destroy most in his life.

(3)

In the summer vacation of the fourth grade of primary school, Xingan and President Qin played badminton in the community. President Qin accidentally slapped a ball flying. There were bloodstains on Shengsheng's skin instantly.Boss Qin took him home and put some medicine on him, but he didn't feel relieved, seeing his pitiful appearance made him feel so distressed, so he put another band-aid on him.As a result, two days later, his knees hurt even more, and he couldn't even bend. His father took him to the health center to have a look. It turned out that the band-aids made his scabbed skin airtight, and the flesh inside was about to rot.The medicine was changed and the bandage was wrapped around the heart and liver, so he couldn't walk and had to be carried by his dad on his back.One day my sweetheart ran into Boss Qin downstairs, the wound was so painful and I was so angry, I said to him on Dad's back: "It's all your fault! I hate you!" Boss Qin grabbed the iron door, didn't say sorry, just He stood downstairs with his head down for a long time before going upstairs to go home.After the heart and anger disappeared, they regretted it, and they ignored each other for the rest of the summer vacation that year.After school started, Xingan lowered his face and reluctantly went to Mr. Qin to wrap a book cover, and the two children reconciled like this.

(4)

Baofu Community is one of the few communities in the 90s that has fitness facilities for residents. Other communities have small spring horses downstairs. Only Baofu Community has a few two-person walkers and put them in corners.

The elderly in the community are not used to it, and the adults are busy with work, but they have become children's toys. For this reason, the heart has unlocked more than a dozen ways to play.

Among them, what he is most proud of is playing the walker as a swing, which is an extreme test of a person's balance!It is not so simple for one person to control two big sticks!

The heartbeat is as fierce as a tiger, and it is invincible all over the community.One day after dinner, Xingan was downstairs waiting for Xiao Qin to come out to play, and he still got on the walker and started to shake, and he was sleepy from shaking.When Xiao Qin came down, his heart was drooping his head.Xiao Qin was curious, walked over quietly, and said "Hello", his heart woke up instantly, trembled, his center of gravity was unstable, he fell forward suddenly, and fell to the ground.

Since then, our walking machine brother has suffered unspeakable failures.

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"Pig Raising"

(1)

A foreign word that Manman could say when he was very young was "pasta", but every time he heard it as "slap him to death", he never understood what his son wanted to shoot to death.Once, my sweetheart pushed the baby to the street, and at the door of someone's noodle shop, he started yelling "pasta" and "pasta" again, and danced while lying in the baby stroller.He was very fat, and my heart was afraid that he would collapse the stroller like this, so I could only stop and pick him up from the stroller.The owner of the noodle shop is a very kind fat man. When he saw Xingan bring the child in, he came over to say hello. Xingan shook the child, and asked him very embarrassedly, "Can I use your face to slap the child?" Greeted with full hands.The fat man was so stupid that he burst into tears, and his heart quickly took the baby away.

(2)

Although our man is now a white and fat pig, in fact, his health was very poor when he was a baby, and he was not easy to feed. He also had bronchitis in children. He coughed when he caught a cold, and coughed all night long. He had to be hugged and sat. When he fell asleep, he couldn't sleep well when he was lying down.The sweetheart coaxes him to sleep all night, and holds him for atomization during the day.Manman likes to play with that cigarette, he is very obedient, and Xingan will buy him some corn corn buns at a familiar breakfast shop nearby, and he will sit on Xingan’s lap while waiting for the treatment while gnawing on the cornbread, coughing a few times, and taking another two bites Cough a few more times, and occasionally pass it to the mouth of the sweetheart, asking the sweetheart to eat too.The sweetheart said with red eyes, "Daddy won't eat, baby will eat."

(3)

In fact, Mr. Qin wasn't very good at raising a man at the beginning, so he just bought the most expensive ones. When he entered the mall, he threw the man at the bouncy castle and swept across the children's zone on the fifth floor.Mr. Qin was dazzled by the sight of such an internationally renowned children's brand, such a children's sub-brand of a certain sports brand, anyway, every family reported the full gender, age and size to the clerk, so he hurriedly bought it and left.As a result, the bouncy castle was knocked to the ground by a child older than me, and I got up crying, but I couldn't stand still, and was overturned again, so I could only crawl to the side and cry, it was so pitiful.

Mr. Qin frowned, and looked at the friendly reminder: It is recommended that children over 5 years old enter.

Don't be friendly, the family will be gone!

"Little Pig Learns to Crawl"

When I was a child, I couldn’t crawl, and I could only sit on the ground and move my buttocks. I heard the old Chinese lady downstairs said that the child had never experienced climbing and grew up with poor balance, so she made his favorite banana pancakes. He swayed in front of him, luring him to crawl.

He fell to the side within half a meter of climbing, no matter what, he was so anxious that he wanted to slap the pig's ass to drive him away.

But we are full of nimble little fat people, who have practiced their butt movements to perfection, and while our hearts are not paying attention, we snatched the cake away in the blink of an eye, nestled in the corner and gnawed on our little deciduous teeth, tears rolling in our eyes.

The heart softened after seeing it, so I had to give him the rest of the supplementary food, and didn't urge him to learn it anymore, just let nature take its course.

Hey, education is really difficult, never use food as a condition, otherwise the child will not learn anything, and it will be a little heavier.

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Have we learned how to crawl later?Learned.

How did you learn it? This is amazing.

The old Chinese lady downstairs raised a black and white flower. She was very funny and loved to grab food from others. Once the old lady’s son flew over from his hometown in Fujian and Guangdong to visit her, and brought him some sweet cakes, a snack, the old lady On weekdays, I especially like sweetheart and fullness, so I divided some over.

It was the first time I ate kueh, my mouth was so sticky that I couldn't open it, my hands were so sticky from sobbing, and I also called black and white flowers.

Well, the black-and-white flower jumped in from the balcony and wanted to grab it. As a result, most of the sweet cakes were stuck to Man's hands.

Inspired by a strong desire to survive, Man scrambled and fled for his life.Since then he has learned to climb.

"President Qin's Feeding Story"

Mr. Qin went to Shanghai on a business trip and brought back several boxes of famous pastries for Xingan and Man. Among them, Shen X Cheng's brand red bean paste green balls were their favorite, and they were all sold out as soon as they unpacked them.

Man tugged at Daddy's clothes and said that he still wanted to eat it before going to kindergarten tomorrow morning, so Mr. Qin asked the nanny to learn how to make it, and steamed it for him the next day, and served it with milk for breakfast.

The sweetheart also wanted to eat, but he often couldn't wake up in the morning, so he repeatedly asked Mr. Qin to dig him up to eat breakfast with Man, and secretly set six alarm clocks.

The next morning, Mr. Qin wanted to drag his sweetheart out of the quilt as promised, but his sweetheart was not happy anymore, he whimpered and acted like a baby, and didn't want to get up to brush his teeth and wanted to eat snacks.Mr. Qin could only move him to the sofa in the bedroom, and brought freshly baked green dough over to present to his wife.

Dazed, he grabbed the green ball and bit down on it, but his skin was burnt instantly, and his spirits revived.The darling blames Mr. Qin for not reminding him. Mr. Qin still doesn't want to tease him at this time: "The unlucky kid doesn't know how to brag."

Little did he know that the sofa his wife was sitting on now would soon become his bed tonight.

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"The Years of Mr. Qin and His Heart"

(5)

In the summer vacation of the sixth grade of elementary school, Xingan and Mr. Qin signed up for the school's famous school exchange summer camp and went to Xiamen to play.

There is a local snack called horse flower fried, which is named after its resemblance to a horseshoe. It can be eaten in half, and half is as big as a palm.

The sweetheart couldn't get used to the noodle noodles for breakfast in the south, so Mr. Qin bought one for him with his pocket money.

The sweetheart thought one was too big to eat, and the fried food was too oily and didn’t want to break it, so he and Mr. Qin hid secretly under the century-old banyan tree, holding it in the middle through a plastic bag, and each of them held one end in their mouth. You eat one bite at a time. Empty.

It's too romantic to think about it now, unlike now, Mr. Qin can't succeed in taking a bite of the rice cake with his heart and liver in his mouth.

The author says:

In fact, they are all some small jokes written on Weibo. After sorting them out and uploading them, these two collections will be updated from time to time in the future.Update as usual at night.