I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

Seeing Gu Wenhao's disbelieving expression, Yan Yan slowly took back her phone.

There is no way, who made Gu Wenhao's luck really good.

And Yan Yan, as the conscience of the industry among the executors, is really too diligent and serious.

Yan Yan was listening to the suona etude, and planned to practice more, go farther and farther on the road of 'suona sound repair', and then take the suona to send the target away; at this time, her mobile phone suddenly broke down.

So the etude that the little onmyoji just listened to was played by the mobile phone in a loop, day and night.

As the top executor in the firm, Yanyan has a unique set of equipment specially made by the fast-travel firm, and her mobile phone is a very important piece of equipment.

The functions of the mobile phone are extremely complete, comparable to the mobile phones introduced in TV shopping with "hearts and arrows", "diamond-encrusted bulletproof", "smashing walnuts with bare hands", "can be used as a shot put", and "extremely long battery life" .

Usually there is no damage problem.

But as long as it breaks, it will be earth-shattering.

For example, there is a bug in the player of Yanyan mobile phone this time, the music in the song list is directly played, and it is still 360-degree all-round brainwashing playback without dead ends, and because of the too powerful battery life, once it lasts, it lasts for several days. day.

This made Gu Wang's Mansion, which had a long history of being haunted by ghosts... oh, and now it's the Hou Mansion—even more terrified.

Many of the servants who didn't sign the death contract are already in a state of mind, always thinking of finding a way to get out of this ghostly place.

This is really a ghost place, haunted everywhere, very scary.

Of course, the most panicked people were Gu Wenhao and Zhuang Lianxue themselves.

The two of them were seriously injured and hadn't recovered yet. In the current world where the level of medical treatment is not particularly perfect, if they happen to be unlucky, there is a risk that the wound will deteriorate and life-threatening.

So in such a special period of time, the bursts of suona sound always made them feel... their injuries might never heal, as if someone might come to collect them and take them on the road at any time.

But when people are dying, they hear celestial music bursts, and set out on the road with the melodious sound of silk and bamboo.

Why did the soundtrack become suona when I came to them? ?Or the one that is particularly high-profile and harsh? ?

At first glance, these two people don't understand the meaning of "inclusive, open to all rivers".What happened to Suona?

People in later generations still believe that all kinds of musical instruments suona is the king. Once you blow it to worship the hall and then blow it away, the status is extremely high.

Their bad habit of easily discriminating against folk musical instruments is unacceptable.

When the office team built equipment sets for Yan Yan and other executors, for the sake of confidentiality and safety, the equipment was deliberately set to a stealth mode that 'only the executors can use and see'.

So even if Gu Wenhao sent someone to turn Hou's mansion upside down, they still couldn't find the source of the suona sound that was going on all night.On the contrary, because of this nothing, it is even more convincing that the palace is haunted.

The gossip of the protagonist also seems to have the aura of the protagonist, and they are always very popular.In the original plot, the original owner was made into a human body and died as a princess, and the news did not reach outside the house.

But this time the news that the Hou Mansion was haunted spread all over the street.Almost all the people in the capital know that the Hou Mansion is unknown. The Hou Ye himself once encountered the divine punishment that was chased and smashed by the thunder; Seen the white cloth that floats here and there; and the music that is still haunting and eerie...

Although Gu Wenhao was recuperating at home and didn't have to go out, he also heard all kinds of rumors from his servants and subordinates.

He was already short-tempered, but he had a bigger belly than Sesame.Hearing these "purely nonsensical" slanders, he was so angry that his hands and feet became weak, and the wound was torn several times by himself; A brainless troll who is suspicious of others.

Well, as soon as this remark came out, how could outsiders not hold grudges after hearing it.Even if it was just a small talk after dinner, it is now a disgruntled discussion.

Compared to the impotent and furious Gu Wenhao, Zhuang Lianxue is obviously less courageous.

She's had certain unpleasant memories evoked by a recent string of haunted nightmares.

As I said before, this world is a bittersweet text that abuses the body and mind.

So what is abuse?Of course, the protagonists all have a lot of 'last resort'.For example, Gu Wenhao loves Zhuang Lianxue deeply, but "has no choice" to sacrifice his love and marriage to marry the original owner; The body of a servant.

... To put it bluntly, don’t you want both A and B, but do you have such a great ability to preserve the fish and bear’s paws, so it’s hard to get over it, and it finally becomes a grievance that you have to do? .

And for this kind of "unavoidable", the protagonist is always driven by external forces and has to do something that goes against his true, kind and beautiful heart.

Yes, how difficult they are, how hard they are, how hard they are.

But what did the innocent people involved like the original owner do wrong?Everything, even life, must be sacrificed because of the great life and immortal love of these two people.

Zhuang Lianxue was able to push the original owner to be made into a human body, dried meat, and her hands were not necessarily clean.

Not to mention anything else, before the original owner married in, Zhuang Lianxue had already picked up the money from the 'Zhenggong'.In order to stabilize her position and ensure that no one can take away her favor, she has often attacked other maids.

It is her kindness to find the wrong place and send people away; once a maid saw that Gu Wenhao doted on her so much, she made a mistake, thinking that she, who was also a servant, had a chance, so she recommended herself as a pillow.In the end, she was poisoned by Zhuang Lianxue and sold into an unclean place.

She thought that there was such a dark history of cruelty and cruelty, so during this time, Zhuang Lianxue always secretly suspected that it was the person she had harmed before, and the ghost came to collect debts...

Otherwise, how could it be suona!

Doesn't it make it clear that it means that you want to take yourself away without dying!

Therefore, Zhuang Lianxue has been crying in the room all this time, with a ferocious posture of crying down the Great Wall.

But her tears did not come from regret, but from her self-pity and accusation against the injustice of God.

Zhuang Lianxue felt that she was extremely wronged.She was originally the daughter of an official family, and she and Gu Wenhao are even more in love with each other. After Jiji, she is definitely a noble person who will be a princess.If it wasn't because of her poor family, how could she have fallen to this point.

Not only must she live as a humble concubine who was born as a slave, but even the position of princess that should belong to her must be handed over to others...

During this time, Zhuang Lianxue has been secretly regretting surrounded by the suona sound.I hated myself for being too light on Yanyan, and let her survive the torture of being exposed to the sun for many days...

Uncontrollably, Zhuang Lianxue always thinks of a hypothesis: If Yanyan died directly according to her plan during that torture... then maybe many things would not have happened.

I have to say that the lives of the protagonists are really hard, and they are indeed the long-lived nail households who often hinder the performance of hell civil servants such as ghost judges.Ordinary people may not be able to survive safely after being slapped several times by the bear, even if they concentrate on healing their injuries and wanting to be alive; but Gu Wenhao and the others, thinking about messy things every day, add to their hearts, but The injury is still getting better day by day, but within half a month, there are signs of recovery.

As a caring and sincere executor, Yan Yan of course expressed her concern for the two goals at the first time.

After a walk one day, she found an opportunity to go to Zhuang Lianxue's room to care for her, "You have suffered such a serious injury, and it is time for you to take care of him, why not take this opportunity to bring your mother in How long will you stay?"

It is an incredible grace for the mistress to allow the concubine's family to live in the mansion for a while.Anyone who puts it on can become a sunflower.

But Zhuang Lianxue obviously didn't think so, she rolled her eyes impatiently, "Don't bother Madam, the maids are very good at serving, there is no need to invite others into the house."

At the same time, she also felt disdainful: let the mother of that lowly maidservant serve her?A clumsy rough woman is also worthy?

Back then, Gu Wenhao forced Chunxian, the maid beside him, to exile Zhuang Lianxue under a fake name. Before leaving, he had promised in every possible way that he would properly accommodate the other party's family and ensure that they would have no worries throughout their lives.

But in fact, as soon as the exiled team left the city gate, Gu Wenhao tried to lock the family in a village under his name.

Eat and drink, yes; but want to be free?impossible.After all, as long as there is one more mouth, there is more danger of the truth being exposed.If they yelled that the concubine that Gu Wenhao favored at this time was not his daughter at all, then everything would not stand up to scrutiny.

If it wasn't for stabilizing Chunxian and avoiding accidents, Gu Wenhao would have completely blocked the family's mouths with the real sealing method.

—The dead are the easiest to keep secrets.

Yan Yan was not surprised when she heard this answer, she continued to comfort Zhuang Lianxue with a smile, "It's not troublesome, just send a few nuns to pick them up. You mother and daughter will definitely meet each other if you don't see each other for a long time. I miss you. I don’t even know your family lives in…”

"I've already said no more!" Zhuang Lianxue nervously interrupted Yan Yan's routine, "Princess... madame is too worried."

Zhuang Lianxue bit the 'Wang Concubine' whom she deliberately said wrong just now, trying to pierce Yanyan's heart.

Farewell.She hurts?What does it feel like?Yan Yan can only be a villain who learned from the ugly girl.

Gu Wenhao changed from a prince to a marquis, and his face was so happy that he wanted to set off firecrackers.

Of course, it's definitely, definitely not gloating about the protagonist's suffering.

Yan Yan was sincerely happy because of the great joy of 'Gu Wenhao finally got rid of the shackles of being a king with a different surname'.

While Zhuang Lianxue interrupted Yan Yan's words nervously and angrily, she hid herself behind the curtain in embarrassment, trying to cover her unwashed face.

Recently, Zhuang Lianxue has been recovering from her injuries. She was already haggard because of the bones in the mirror, but under the torment of the pain, she became more and more disfigured.

They all say 'sick beauty' and 'sick beauty', but in fact this concept has to be subdivided into many types.

Like Xizi holding the heart or Daiyu's sickness that collapses when the wind blows, she must be a "sick beauty" who has brought her delicate and weak feelings to the extreme. She is delicate, fragile, and lovable.

But a 'sick beauty' like Zhuang Lianxue who was haunted by demons and was chased by a bear for several steps, almost scratched and disfigured...

Forget it then, where can it be so good?

Even if Zhuang Lianxue still dare not look in the mirror, she can still guess how embarrassed she is now.When she was a child, she looked down on her father's new aunt, and deliberately fell into the water to frame her. When she was driven into a remote hospital and became seriously ill, she secretly went to see her.The man became old overnight because of his serious illness, and his whole body was like a lotus flower that was about to wither.

At that time, she wasn't afraid at all, she only felt the pride after defeating the enemy.

But now Zhuang Lianxue was afraid...afraid that she would also become an ugly old loser like Auntie.

Thinking of this, Zhuang Lianxue glanced at Yan Yan with jealous eyes.

Miracle Yanyan is still wearing the works of Shikigami and Xiaoshou today. The dark skirt makes her skin whiter and jade-like. It is just right for self-cultivation, pinching a narrow waist, and it seems that there are stars on the skirt when she walks. flows between.

Zhuang Lianxue's heart was aroused by seeing the delicate picture like a lady's picture, she impulsively replied, "Actually, madam doesn't need to worry about me so much, Lord Hou already cares about me very much."

Zhuang Lianxue continued shyly: "Late last night, Master Hou sent someone to bring milk because he was worried that I wouldn't be able to sleep."

She said this very reluctantly. ...It's all fake after all.

Qiu Lie was injured and downgraded to a knighthood, these two things are the shame in Gu Wenhao's heart.

And a person who is as conceited as he is certainly not looking for the cause of the problem from himself.He just throws the pot away.

Previously, the original owner was a professional householder who took the blame for Gu Wenhao, but this time Yan Yan was eight feet away from the two of them the whole time. Zhuang Lianxue.

He felt that it was because Zhuang Lianxue insisted on going on autumn hunting with him, which slowed him down and caused him to make mistakes in hunting.

So during this period of time, let alone the sweet act of giving milk, it is impossible for Gu Wenhao to see Zhuang Lianxue at all.

The reason why Zhuang Lianxue wanted to tell this lie was because she wanted to hurt Yan Yan and make her lose her composure.

"Oh, really?" To Zhuang Lianxue's disappointment, Yanyan just raised her eyes and glanced at her, her attitude was very calm.

Don't say it's fake, so what if it's true?What the heck, what kind of achievement is it to give away food late at night?

As long as Yanyan thinks about it, there are people who are willing to run back and forth late at night, early in the morning, and even early in the morning to give her what she wants to eat and drink.

—Oh, of course not the spare tire.

It's not even the big patriarchs of Gu Huo Niao.

It's a delivery guy.

With the yellow robe on his body, he is omnipotent.

It is not only lovers and family members who urge you to eat and drink on time, but also takeaway.

They will run back and forth and deliver meals late at night just for you. Not only are there scumbags who want to trick you, but there are also takeaways.

Oh, maybe the delivery fee will be more expensive.

Thinking of this, Yanyan looked at Zhuang Lianxue with incomprehensible eyes.

What's so good about a scumbag like Gu Wenhao?

If it was so easy to get someone else to do the trick, then Yanyan immediately arranged for her Shikigami Itachi to deliver food.

With the speed of their brothers, they will definitely be able to rush to No.1 in the performance rankings on the day of employment.

Yanyan's sincere and considerate visit this time did not make the patient Zhuang Lianxue feel any warmth of being cared for.On the contrary, she only felt intense tension and anxiety.

Because of this uneasiness, Zhuang Lianxue sent her confidants to Gu Wenhao's unknown Zhuangzi the next day to inquire about the current situation of Chunxian's family.I was afraid that this shocking material would fall into Yanyan's hands.

……this.The truth is free.

The automatic guidance in online games is not so easy to use.

Yan Yan praised Zhuang Lianxue's thoughtfulness in her heart, and incidentally marked the family as the main one on the system map.

"Did the host guess that she would send someone to check?"

The original owner did not know where this Zhuangzi was, and it was not detailed in the book.If you want to know the location of this family, you can only rely on the self-explosion of the targets.

"When people feel guilty, they always check their most nervous and worried places first."

How did Yan Yan know?

oh.Of course, it was summed up after fighting wits and courage with the group of shikigami at home.

The wine stored in Shuitun, the hair hidden by Master Baizang, the doll that the ugly girl accidentally smashed with too much force, the eyeballs that the Domeki let loose, the flowers that Higanka put in a vase at random, the clothes that Yaksha let fly and threw around ...

Yan Yan, the old master of hide and seek.

If there is anyone other than Yan Yan and the two protagonists who cares about the haunting of the palace, then the emperor will definitely be at the top of this list.

No way, this scandal is too embarrassing for the royal family.

Although the princes and ministers all know that Gu Wenhao is a king with a different surname who is destined to be demoted again and again, and will not be valued... Oh, now he has been demoted by one level, he has become a Marquis, and he is on the emperor's blacklist.

But people don't think so.

They only think that since Gu Wenhao has the title of prince, he is a member of the royal family, representing the royal family...

The houses of the people representing the royal family are haunted?Can this still be good?

That is to say, big-character posters or lawyer's letters are not popular these days, otherwise the emperor would have posted notices all over the streets, declaring that Gu Wenhao, an indescribable eccentric, has absolutely nothing to do with the royal family.

Thinking of this, the emperor sighed and put down the booklet in his hand, and asked the servants around him, "Is the queen in your palace?" He was going to chat with his queen to relieve boredom and relax.

"The Empress Dowager is in the Empress Dowager's Palace," the servant added after a pause, "Gu Hou Ye's wife is also there, playing mahjong with the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager."

"..." The emperor took a deep breath, and pulled out a slightly blunt smile, "Then let's go to the imperial concubine's palace."

It doesn't matter, although the imperial concubine is not as good as the queen, she is also a very caring interpreter.

The servant replied even more embarrassingly: "...the imperial concubine is also playing mahjong together in the empress dowager's palace..."

"...the concubines are also here."

Good guy, is it true that most of the harem is going to gather a crowd to play mahjong?

Even the emperor may not be able to see such complete and neat people every day? ?

Your Majesty: Then I'll continue to critique papers QAQ!

Happiness and mahjong are all yours!I have nothing but work!

After living in this world for a period of time, Yan Yan is keenly aware that: Maybe it is because this world is too focused on the "love brain protagonist", so the background board facilities such as entertainment and medical treatment are very imperfect.

Especially in a lonely and difficult place like the harem, apart from fighting for favor, there is no entertainment at all!

No, the order is wrong.

Yan Yan thinks that it is because there are no entertainment activities that intensified the competition for favor.

So... Yanyan, the light of fast travel, a humanoid weapon arsenal, and a walking science machine.After doing many science popularization lectures on 'Marine Biodiversity' and 'Popularizing the Law', this time I also popularized a series of entertainment activities such as mahjong.

If it weren't for the imperfect hardware facilities, Yan Yan would have already started pulling wires and network cables to promote mobile phones.

The harem in this world belongs to the more normal harem.

The emperor works normally, the queen is his colleague, the concubines are his subordinates, and the ministers are his subordinates in another department.Don't engage in foreign relatives, don't engage in favoritism, and don't engage in the method of promoting a certain concubine just because you love a certain concubine, or deliberately killing a certain concubine in order to suppress a certain family. ——Of course, it is also possible that these passers-by and supporting characters are just background panels in the original plot and have not been described in detail, so they appear like this...

Unremarkable?

When the mediocre emperor first learned that the concubines were able to put aside their previous suspicions and get together, he was still deeply shocked and moved.

What Tuo Meng said is right, Yan Yan is really a noble person, she can even do this kind of thing.

Going to the hunting ground, going down to the harem... The only pity is that she ran into Gu Wenhao, a guy who can't be described in words.

But this is a good thing for the royal family.After all, if Yan Yan married a high-ranking and important official, and the other party had the blessing of a nobleman from heaven, then the emperor might not be able to sit comfortably on the dragon chair.

As a result, the emperor's touch hadn't lasted for two days before he found himself 'out of favor'.

right.He, the lord of the harem, fell out of favor.

Reason: His concubines think mahjong is more interesting than men.

Anyway, the crown prince has been established, and the next heir is a stable group, which cannot be shaken at all; those who have children have already had children, and those who have no children have already given up; with the emperor's character, it is impossible to support someone's mother's family just because he favors someone .

Then what are you fighting for?

It's better to sit in the manor!

Therefore, the concubines who used to compete for favor are now very virtuous and considerate urging the emperor to go to other palaces to see other sisters. —and then they can continue to build games.

"..."

The harem is calm and united, the front court is stable, quiet and peaceful.What a beautiful picture you have brought——

Emperor: Happiness is yours, but mine.

Only government affairs! !

hum.

As we all know, places like poker tables are always the places where gossip spreads the fastest.

When Yan Yan was watching the match between Princess Rui and the Queen, she heard an interesting gossip.

"Fox spirit?"

"Yes," Princess Rui nodded at Yan Yan, "I don't know if it's true or not. Anyway, when I left the mansion today, I heard what the people on the road said. It was said that someone saw a vixen wandering around in the street."

Having said that, Princess Rui lowered her voice and continued mysteriously, "And according to them, he's still a male vixen."

"Male vixen...there's no mention of this kind of monster in the play." It's all about a poor scholar and a beautiful fox girl. "Can a male fox become a spirit?"

Hearing this sentence, Yan Yan thought about someone and someone in her family.

Then I just want to say one thing: the male vixen is the one who causes trouble the most! ! !

When Princess Rui mentioned this gossip, she felt somewhat uneasy.

After all, there is still an eldest son who is born with yin and yang eyes in her family. If there are goblins wandering around the capital... the eldest son will probably be one of the most dangerous people.

So after having a joke at the meeting, the few people got down to business and talked about ways to exorcise evil spirits.

This is the practice of the royal family every year. No matter whether the rumors are true or not, there is no harm in doing it.

Yan Yan didn't make any comments during the whole process, and the rest of the people just thought that she had never participated in such an occasion before and didn't know what to say, so they took good care of her.

But in fact--

The reason why Yan Yan didn't speak was that she went to find the male vixen the day she left the palace.

Most vixens love beauty, and this one is no exception.Walking towards Yanyan's sedan chair in fluttering white clothes, the fox's tail and ears were carefully put away, at first glance it looks like a banished fairy descending to earth.

Even the opening of the mouth was like fragments of jade, which sounded very nice, "Ma'am, it's been a long night, why bother to go home?"

The sedan chair bearer and the maidservants were turned over by the fox monster, Yan Yan raised the curtain and looked at each other, her eyes were faintly glowing, "Then what do you want?"

Seeing that Yan Yan answered her, the fox demon was overjoyed, and immediately said, "I'm not talented, but also proficient in the art of flying clouds and driving fog. It's a long lonely night, madam, why don't you go to the beach like me to enjoy the sea breeze and relax, how about it?"

Yan Yan carefully looked at each other up and down for a moment.This meticulous and seemingly entangled hesitation made the fox demon more confident. Just when he was about to strike while the iron was hot, he heard Yan Yan say.

"The sea breeze blows during the day, and the land breeze blows at night, don't you know?" It's terrible to be uneducated.As a fox demon, don't you even learn geography?

Yan Yan looked at the fox demon with a sluggish face, and kindly popularized science, "During the day, the land heats up quickly, with high temperature and low pressure; the sea heats slowly, with low temperature and high pressure, high pressure blows to low pressure, blowing sea breeze; the opposite is true at night, blowing land breeze."

Just kidding, in the previous world, she was the top ten student in her grade and the top student in liberal arts in the province in the college entrance examination!The comprehensive score is almost perfect!This person also said to take her to enjoy the sea breeze at night?Don't try to fool her!

knowledge is power! !

"……what?"

The fox demon couldn't even imagine that not only did he fail to lure him successfully, but he was also forced to accept such a lot of science that he couldn't understand at all.

He did his homework before striking up a conversation.

Yan Yan, the wife of Lord Gu, has not been favored by Lord Hou for many years.In the eyes of the fox demon, this kind of woman should be the most deceitful kind, who can be hooked with a little sweetness.

...But why did the development of things be completely different from what he imagined? ?

When the fox demon could barely hold back the smile on his face, he heard Yanyan speak again.

"You want to show courtesy to me?" Yanyan smiled when she spoke, she was so shockingly beautiful that even the vixen, who is a beauty of the whole clan, couldn't help being swayed by it.

"Yes," the fox demon pretended to be pious, "I have admired Madam for a long time, and I would like to be Madam's pawn."

"There's no need for pawns," Yan Yan said with a smile, "I heard that when humans fall in love, the man will always say 'my shoulders are your reliance', isn't that right?"

"Then I want too."

Yanyan smiled so beautifully that the fox demon was a little dizzy, and immediately asked, "Then what should I do?"

"Of course I want your shoulder to give me..." Yan Yan's voice suddenly stopped.

The fox demon subconsciously thought that the other party was shy, and was embarrassed to say the remaining half of the sentence, "Let me rely on".He resisted the urge to giggle, and was about to continue expressing his opinion...

Yan Yan put down the curtain casually, and continued slowly, "Carry the sedan chair for me."

"……what?"

"I want you to carry the sedan chair on your shoulders. The sedan chair has been parked here for half a day, and I'm still waiting to go back for supper."

"……what?"

Hearing this tone word again, Yan Yan suddenly opened the curtain, and looked at the fox demon with distrust, "By the way, your thin arms and legs...can you hold the sedan chair steady?"

"Of course I can!..." After finishing speaking, the fox demon suddenly realized something was wrong, "No, no... I'm not here to carry the sedan chair for you!!"