I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

It was a dark and stormy night, the servants were all stunned, and no one was around-this is really a very suitable time and place for some stories to happen.

A handsome and affectionate fox demon in white clothes stood outside the sedan chair.

Beautiful and charming but not favored by Lord Hou, the wife who keeps the vacant room all year round sits in the sedan chair.

As long as this picture is described a little bit, it will look like a scene in a storybook where the fox seduces mortals.

Moreover, he is a rare male vixen who is rarely described in scripts and dramas.

However, it was such an exciting scene that attracted gossip and curiosity, but the scene was actually very quiet.

Very.Quiet.

Even the pink bubbles in everyone's heart were not pink bubbles, but emojis of black question mark faces.

"...??"——This is the fox demon who failed to seduce people and was turned into a general, and was forced to do coolies when he was caught off guard.

"...??" - This is completely dumbfounded, only 'This is okay?As expected, the host was born as a comedian, and the Songzi Bird was sent here to be born in an allegro, right? ? 'system.

"? Is there any problem?"——this is calm, unreasonable and confident, with a look of "what are you surprised about? There is absolutely nothing wrong with what I said".

"..." Hearing Yan Yan's question, the corners of Fox Demon's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and subconsciously replied, "Of course there is a problem!!"

if not? ?Could it be that he ran out in the middle of the night to strike up a conversation with Yanyan, show courteousness, and make an appointment to go to the beach to enjoy the sea breeze, just to carry the sedan chair for her?

This definitely cannot be called a fox demon who came to seduce people.

This is called Didi Dache...hitting a sedan chair.And he is a veteran driver, very dedicated.

Moreover, there is still money for Didi Dajiajiao, and the fox demon has absolutely no face asking for money.

The white-clothed fox demon's expression was complicated by Yan Yan's words, and even his face turned blue and white like a marquee.

But at this time, Yanyan lifted the car curtain again, and sighed helplessly, "So, let's see, some people just talk nicely, and they don't even want to lend a shoulder to others to rely on." .It's really sad and deplorable..."

A small piece of wrist protruding from the wide sleeve is so thin and white that even the fox demon finds it dazzling.

And her tone was very regrettable and serious, it sounded like she was really lamenting the bad monster she had met, she said nice words, but she refused to even borrow a shoulder for such trivial things.

If any uninformed person heard this exclamation, they would feel sad together with Yan Yan, and even follow Yan Yan's tone of voice to pity her.

"..."

Fox Demon: I think you are lying to me, but I have no proof.

So, is this how you rely on the shoulders of borrowers in the human world? ?I think you humans are afraid that you have some brain problems?

Is there a problem with my cognition of this world, or is there a problem with your cognition of this world? ?

The fox demon was played around like a comedian by Yan Yan, but he was not wronged at all.

Even if you don't use Dajiangshan Ghost King or the Lord of Hell as examples, it is enough to use Yuzao, who is considered to be of the same family as the fox demon, to come forward and explain.

Yuzao was regarded as a senior in the fox demon world, and he is still an admirable role model among foxes until now.When other fox demons were still limited to sneak attacks at night, pretending to be beauties to absorb human energy to increase their cultivation, Yu Zaoqian had already dared to stay in the palace openly and do whatever he wanted.

And also stay unscrupulous, stay in a happy mood.

What era was that in the Heian period?

Onmyojis walk everywhere, geniuses appear again and again, and ghosts travel at night into an era of daily walks.

But in such an era, Tamazamo was able to make most of the onmyojis in Heian capital helpless against him.

How should I put it, if the rank of the white-clothed fox demon in front of Yanyan is described as the first level, then Yu Zaoqian is already on the tenth level.

The result is Yu Zaoqian, a model among emperors among emperors, father among fathers, a model of the fox family who looks down on everything, but still makes handmade fox felt with Yan Yanrua's own tail hair.

Taste this food chain.

So, after getting used to and proficiently learning and using the operation and logic of Yu Zaoqian and other big monsters, Yanyan looked at the little thoughts of the white-clothed fox...

Just like a dimensionality reduction strike.Not enough to watch at all.The other party is destined to end up being treated by Yan Yan as a comedian to pass the time.

But it was obvious that the white-clothed fox demon didn't think so.

He still feels that he can still be rescued...

The fox demon in white stood on the spot and struggled fiercely for a moment, clenched his hands tightly, and even the frivolous smile on his face faded completely.

After a series of complicated psychological struggles, the fox demon squeezed out a very blunt smirk, and pretended to speak affectionately: "Since it is Madam's request, of course I am willing to do it for Madam."

To be honest, this acting skill is too fake, and in future generations he must be the kind of master who can't get the show.

But after getting the answer she wanted, Yanyan put down the curtain in satisfaction, and didn't even forget to remind the fox demon, "Oh, then remember to send back the servants of my house around here. "

"It's cool at night, what's the matter with letting people lie on the ground like this."

"..." The fox demon took a deep breath, and tried to squeeze out an answer that sounded affectionate from the root of her teeth, "Okay."

The fox demon worked very hard to maintain his tender personality, but he couldn't help complaining crazily: Is this person really treating him as a free coolie?

This is definitely not the kind of script and plot he planned before! !

He chose Yanyan as his target because she seemed to be the kind of poor lady who was unloved, lonely, and very easy to get hooked? ?

But why are things progressing so strangely? !

Man hunts animals; and animals hunt man when they become spirits.

Humans hunt animals for their appetites, while monsters have different reasons for attacking humans, such as revenge, repayment, or absorbing human beings as their own nourishment... There are various reasons.

As mentioned in many ghost legends, monsters will absorb people's energy to supplement their cultivation.

Stories about female vixens are relatively common in the human world, but stories about male vixens are very rare... After all, most of the people who write such stories are imaginative scholars, thinking that there will be a peerless beauty fox for them. Add fragrance to your red sleeves.

And they couldn't think of the use of writing male fox demon at all?Do you keep the emerald green hat for yourself, or do you plan to keep it for cooking?

Although the scope of the male fox monster's propaganda is relatively narrow, in fact their ability to do things is definitely not inferior to their peers.

While biting the bullet, the fox demon levitated those servants who had been stunned by him in the air, and let a group of people follow behind him, while he could only honestly carry the sedan chair for Yanyan and send her back to her home.

However, he only had one person. Facing a multi-person activity like carrying a sedan chair, he could only divide half of his demon power to hang the sedan chair.

At the same time, I was still secretly regretting in my heart: I knew it would be like this... Why did you stun this group of people just now?

Can't we just let them continue to carry the sedan chair? ?

The fox demon who was forced to carry the sedan chair alone: ​​I have never suffered this kind of hardship! !Did I come to strike up a conversation with you just to play multiplayer sports alone? ?

Although this series of twists and turns caught Fox by surprise, he still showed admirable perseverance.

Not long after, she took the initiative to speak to Yan Yan again, "Madam, aren't you surprised to see me cast spells?"

The one outside the sedan chair is a real fox, but it looks like a husky.

The one sitting in the sedan chair is really a normal human being, but under the guidance of a group of big foxes, he is very wise and close to demons.

The little fox who is not a fox sat in the sedan chair and looked at his nails casually, "Because I know you are a fox."

"...you know?!" The fox demon stopped suddenly, and even the sedan chair shook suddenly, "How did you know?"

Hearing the unbelievable voice of the fox demon, Yanyan chuckled, raised the curtain and looked at the other party with a smile, "That's probably because... I'm not a fool, right?"

The smell of foxes is so strong, if she can't even detect this, then don't do anything about passing through the light of the world in the future, just go home and rebuild the basic skills of yin and yang.

As the eyes moved, a bewitching red light and a sharp blue light flickered faintly in the little Onmyoji's eyes.

After the fox demon knew that he had been exposed, he should feel nervous and uneasy first.

But after hearing Yan Yan's words, his first reaction was to complain: "..."

You are not a fool, so does this mean that you want to say that I am a fool? !

Now that his secret was exposed so easily by Yan Yan, the fox demon will no longer continue to pretend to be affectionate.

With a sneer, Yanyan's sedan chair fell heavily, and even the few humans who were suspended in the air before also fell down one by one.

The fox stared at Yan Yan with a cold expression, the malice in his eyes was not concealed, "Since the madam has already known my identity, I can only be blunt—"

The fox demon didn't have time to finish this cool and domineering confession.

The sharp and fierce wind whizzed by, and a huge white fox flashed past, and fiercely nailed the fox demon to the ground with its sharp claws.

"Little fox, little fox," Yanyan sighed helplessly looking at the bewildered fox demon, "You really choose your own target."

When Yan Yan was doing the questions in the last world, she knew that there was a kind of "error-prone items" in the multiple-choice questions that often appeared as confusing options.

And Yan Yan can no longer be called an 'error-prone item'.

She is a must.

If anyone can't think about it and takes her as a target, the ending can only be... I wish him a happy life in his next life.

But in fact, if you think about it carefully, if you really choose the wrong option of Yanyan as your goal, the experience is still very good.Not only can you feel the all-round, close-range, and no-dead-angle considerate care of the light that passes through the world; you can also hear Yan Yangang's new skill that has not been lit for a long time: a song of suona; Judge Yan Mo Mengpo and a series of underworld civil servants took special care.

Very nice and rare experience.

It's a pity that you can only experience it once in a lifetime.

The white-clothed fox demon hadn't realized what happened. He only knew that he hadn't even finished his self-introduction, and the situation on the scene suddenly became that he was being crushed and beaten by another white fox...

He tried his best to struggle a few times under the opponent's claws, but was so frightened by the opponent's ferocious roar that his tail couldn't help popping out, "What's the situation——"

Yan Yan raised her eyebrows, "You're not the only vixen in this world."

During the autumn hunting, in order to prevent Gu Wenhao from finding nothing, Yan Yan carefully prepared a large number of designated prey for Gu Wenhao.And the summoned shikigami are not so easy to send back.

Just like Ibaraki, Tamamomae and others before, they were able to stay in the last world for more than half a year under the banner of "accompanying Yan Yan to celebrate the New Year".

This time the shikigami are no exception.

Except for the shikigami who are very eye-catching both in body and form, such as Ootengu, who were forcibly persuaded by Yan Yan, many shikigami stayed.

For example, Jiaotu who is now being raised in the pond of the Houfu, or Bai Zangzhu, who was kept by Yan Yan as a pet.

——This is the one who jumped up and pinned the fox demon to the ground.

Question: Because it is too 'cute' (hanhan), people always treat it as a husky-level pet, and the outside world always forgets the cool identity of the owner of Mengshan. How does it feel?

Answer: Thank you for the invitation.The fox is on the scene, beating up the demon, and the previous misunderstanding has now been reported back.

The white-clothed fox demon who was pinned to the ground and savagely beaten was extremely stunned while being ashamed. He couldn't understand where Bai Zangzhu's anger came from.

...The system thinks it can understand it.

After all, the two in front of me are both foxes, both white-haired, and male foxes, and they are even comparable in their stupidity...

This is called "clashing with people" in the entertainment circle of later generations, and it is a series of collisions, repeated collisions, the kind that will be tied together by fans and the media for comparisons and torn into darkness.

So under such circumstances, how could Master Bai Zang bear it...

Among all Yan Yan's shikigami, Bai Zangzhu is not a monster with very powerful fighting power.

But it is more than enough to deal with monsters of the level of the white fox demon.

So it didn't take long for the fox demon, who was pretending to be affectionate and seductive just now, to be beaten down like a quail.

Yan Yan beckoned, hugged Bai Zangzhu in her arms and stroked it, and looked at the fox who was about to be beaten into gray or even black with a smile, "Can we have a good talk now?"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to say... I've never been very good at negotiating with other people or monsters," Yan Yan added, "So I may not be proficient in the opening remarks just now, please forgive me."

The fox demon in white looked up weakly at Yanyan, his expression was full of despair, "..." You called that unilateral beating just now as an opening sentence? ?

Then you are really not good at negotiating with others or other demons.

It's hard to say how many people can survive the onslaught of the opening statement... It's nothing to negotiate.

It is more convenient to lie down on the spot.

"What do you want to ask," the fox demon said in self-abandonment, "tell me directly."

"...I don't think I need to ask questions anymore," Yanyan looked at the young man not far away, and rolled her eyes with a smile, "I've found someone to help me now."

Not bad, she was not good at negotiating, and now she finally found someone who can throw the blame... Ah no, someone who can divide the work reasonably.

Three braces.

The person who came was Fan Xingzhou, the eldest son of Prince Rui's Mansion.

The scene he bumped into was another scene of Yan Yan staying with other men in private.

Oh no, Fan Xingzhou looked at the exposed tail and ears of the fox demon, and felt that his eyes were darkened, and his world view was about to crumble.

This Mrs. Gu's taste is really...very rich.

"...You throw away those messy thoughts for me."

"Gu Wenhao's diet has been specially monitored recently, so you don't need to send a green mood gift bag."

As soon as she saw Fan Xingzhou's hesitant expression, Yan Yan knew what he was thinking of.

Before Fan Xingzhou misunderstood her, Datiangu and Bai Zangzhu, Yan Yan reluctantly endured it.After all, it's a family, so if you misunderstand, it's not a big deal.

But today this one!This one!

Yan Yan turned her head and glanced at the fox demon with indescribable eyes.

This one today!Not as good-looking as Yu Zaoqian, not as attractive as the demon fox, not as pretty as the three-tailed fox, not even master Bai Zangzhu's bluffing posture, Guanhu is cuter and more likable than him.

If Fan Xingzhou was really allowed to continue to misunderstand, then this time's misunderstanding... would be too cheap for her.

Yan Yan refused.

"?? Are you despising me?" Although the fox demon acted like a comedian under the background of Yan Yan, she was not stupid. Once she saw Yan Yan's eyes, she understood her intentions. idea.

"No, how is it possible," Yan Yan perfunctory the other party very carelessly, "I will never discriminate against others at will because of IQ problems."

That's right.intellectual problem.

The system snorted coldly in the data stream, and silently replied: She just dislikes you.

And I advise you to admit this disgust.

Because the host did not take the wrong dictionary this time.You are really no match for those monsters with strange skeletons.

Fan Xingzhou just heard the rumor of 'the fox demon in the capital' from his mother today.When he came out tonight, he just wanted to use his yin and yang eyes to see if he could bump into this fox demon.

It really hit the ground running.

Or the kind that has been beaten...

How should I describe this feeling... It's as if the player just came out of Novice Village and encountered a big boss Tuguai.The novice player stood aside and rubbed the experience points and the equipment that exploded the whole time.

To sum it up in one sentence: the pie fell from the sky.

Fan Xingzhou, who was dizzy from being hit by this piece of pie, did not forget to imprison the fox demon, and then followed Yan Yan into the palace to report.

When he first got the news that the 'fox demon has been caught', the emperor was in a daze, and the queen was also in a daze.

The two of them happened to be discussing the fox demon.

Although Princess Rui only seemed to casually say a rumor in the market in the game.

But in fact, people who hang around in the political arena, how can they "inadvertently" do this kind of practice.

Taking ten thousand steps back, even if Princess Rui said what she meant, the queen who is the mother of a country has to listen to her.After the game ended, the queen went straight to the emperor to discuss how to investigate and deal with it.

There is already a haunted Guhou Mansion in the capital, but there must be no more troublesome fox demons.

Otherwise, once rumors of such a mess spread, they should continue to sit in their current positions!

Naturally, the efficiency of the royal family was very fast, and the investigation and news about the fox demon came out very quickly.

There are indeed such rumors in the capital.But it is only limited to rumors. From the current point of view, no victims have appeared yet.

At first glance, this does seem like a trivial matter that is not dangerous.But the knife that does not fall is often the scariest knife.

On the side of the couch, how can you allow others to sleep soundly.

No matter what the purpose of this monster is, it must be caught first.

The masters and Taoist priests who went down the mountain one after another because of the entrusted dream before have all returned to their respective dojos at this time. It is really unrealistic to hope that they will go down the mountain to make a move.

When the emperor and the queen were struggling with who to arrange for this matter, Yan Yan had already packed the fox and sent it.

...and Yanyan learned the news in less than half a day.

...He has the posture of beating Hua Xiong when the wine is still warm.

That's not exactly accurate.

Yan Yan was more like packing the fox demon while sipping milk tea and sending it to the cross talk club to study. In the end, the fox was too stupid to be taught, so he should hand it over to the country directly.

It's that simple.It's that easy.

It seems that the entanglement and thinking that the emperor and the empress just had to sleep and eat had no meaning at all.

"..." The emperor and the empress looked at each other for a moment, then managed to find their own voices, and asked the servants to invite Yan Yan and others to come in.

The emperor is in charge of Fan Xingzhou, and the queen is in charge of Yan Yan.

Ever since Yan Yan single-handedly shot down a bear on the hunting ground, the emperor and empress had deeply understood that this nobleman Teteto had dreamed about was not the weak and fragile dodder flower at all.

It's an Overlord Flower that can hit ten cannibals without blinking an eye.

This is the normal process: Large and irascible prey such as bears, even experienced hunters, will gather companions to hunt them down for safety.Even if the emperor wanted a legend of "hitting the bear with his own hands" to add face to himself, he would have to call officers and soldiers to surround him, and finally did it himself.

This is Yan Yan's process: three arrows are fired in succession, and the arrow must hit.

Then it's gone.

Process is gone, bear, and...

Although there is no restriction on women in this dynasty, such as not going out of the door, not going out of the second door, but a woman who looks delicate and weak hunts a bear for the first time... This incident is still very shocking.

At one point, the emperor even felt that the fairy who entrusted them with the dream hadn't explained it in detail enough.

It's not like a nobleman descended from the sky, it's clearly a Valkyrie.

Of course Yan Yan would not say: it was all done by the little cute pet she was holding in her arms, she just used some plausible formulas to answer the Queen's questioning throughout the whole process.

It's the way of asking A and answering B.

This trick is especially useful for ancient statesmen.

Because they themselves are particularly good at thinking about the meaning of other people's words.In the last world, Yan Yan had to do a thousand or eight hundred reading comprehension questions for the college entrance examination; but they were not for the college entrance examination, and they would still happily do reading comprehension for other people's words.

They are really eager to learn...

Yan Yan has the aura of "the noble man in the dream", and her words are very deliberate. In addition, she seems to be a kind law enforcement officer who "sees injustice and helps" from any angle, so it is impossible for her to be affected. Any embarrassment.

Yan Yan even covered the remaining questioning and handling process of the fox demon very thoughtfully.

After all, Jue itself is a shikigami that is very suitable for interrogation and clichés.

Like most of the legendary fox demons, this white-clothed fox demon also wanted to increase his cultivation, so he made a wrong idea and came to the world to devour humans.

...In the end, Yan Yan was chosen as a must-death item.

I also feel flattered that the other party is a poor woman who is 'alone with a vacant room' and 'sorrowful and lonely', and is very easy to get hooked.

...This shows how important it is to do a good job in multiple choice questions...

Fortunately, his first target was Yan Yan, and he sent a wave of heads when he got there, before he had time to attack others, causing irreparable damage.

Because the demon's ability to do multiple-choice questions was really bad, Yan Yan asked the queen to personally choose a punishment method for him.

Send them to the royal temple and lock them up to do the questions.

Do multiple choice questions.

From comprehensive literature to mathematics and Chinese.Multiple choice questions.

Knowledge is power. With so much power, there is no need to worry about not being able to influence the other party.

It just so happens that the fox demon doesn't know much about Chinese characters, so let's start with simplified Chinese characters, which is more accessible.

These are the test papers and textbooks that Yan Yan brought from the previous world, and they originally wanted to keep them for herself to pass the time.

All contributed now.

It is really selfless and worthy of praise.

Of course, the above are Yan Yan's own thoughts.

As for the fox demon... After he was caught, he was already prepared to die.

It's always sung like this in the play. After the demon is discovered, there are no good results.Otherwise, why would the white snake flood Jinshan?

After he learned that he was actually only in confinement, he was excited and unbelievable.

then……

After seeing the pile of incomprehensible words, the fox demon felt that it would be better for him to just kill himself...

Do you humans torture demons like this? ?

I am not convinced! !

I might as well go to Didi to take a sedan chair! !I was wrong! !I would like to lend her my shoulder! !

Tibetan Master Bai: You are dreaming.

Master Onmyoji can only have one white fox with my attributes by his side.

From catching the fox demon to the end of the interrogation, Yanyan's speed was so fast that even the servant who was proficient in extorting confessions was dumbfounded.

It turned out that they were superficial before.

Where is this Valkyrie.

This is a talent with all-round development...

This must be some kind of immortal descending to earth...

Yan Yan did a beautiful job this time.If it wasn't for her, I don't know how many women this fox demon will harm in the future.

Once news of this kind of thing spreads in the capital at the foot of the Son of Heaven...it will be terrible.And it's the kind of thing that gets more and more frightening.

Facing the great hero Yan Yan, the emperor and queen did not hesitate to reward him.

But Yanyan didn't want any gold, silver or jewels, let alone the position of village lord or princess.

I just mentioned the matter of 'amnesty to the world'.

Yan Yan had carefully read the laws of this world before.In fact, it is not perfect, but it is already the best solution that can be achieved in this era.

Perhaps it is precisely because of the awareness of this imperfection that every few years there will be a "amnesty for the world" to forgive some people who have not sinned so far but have to be punished.

The last time the world was pardoned was when the present Majesty had just succeeded to the throne.

Yan Yan's mentioning this reminded him, so he put this matter on the agenda not long after.

"You say it's a coincidence." Yan Yan gossiped to the system with a smile, "Zhuang Lianxue's family is also on the pardon list."

guess.After the fake Zhuang Lianxue came back after being pardoned, the real Zhuang Lianxue... But what should I do?

Is it still like in the original plot, poisoning the maid who pretended to be exiled, and then pretending that nothing happened?

Yan Yan got up and walked towards the hall, "This good news must be told to Gu Wenhao and Zhuang Lianxue earlier."

"I really hope they're happy."

Everything is going well at home, anyway, Yan Yan is determined to get along with them peacefully, so the family atmosphere is very important.How can they be unhappy?