Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

When Miji was 6 years old, Yi Erfan finally started reading, the method is to accept the compulsory reading, in order to ensure nothing goes wrong, the person who helped him read is Shiba.

Yiermi used Xinyuanliu's original water view pose to test his nomenclature, but when he saw the leaves on the water move, his face turned black with a "swipe."

The system is extremely surprised, such a big change in expression is really extremely difficult to appear on Yi Erfan, no matter how rich his mental activities are, but the garbage host still has the appearance of a cold killer, of course, this is actually It is one of the reasons why the system really wants to kill the garbage host.

System: The dead brat doesn't talk outside, and complains to me every day, does he think I'm a trash can? Hey!

In the spirit of humanitarian care, the deadly system asked the garbage host: "What's wrong?"

Yier fans said angrily: "I'm actually from the operating department!"

System: "???" so?What happened to the operating system?What is the problem?

Yier fan continued: "Why am I not a trait type?! I always thought I was a trait type?"

The system is even more confused: "Why must it be a trait type?"

Yier is full of enthusiasm: "How can a man like me who has the charisma of a leader and is destined to lead the enemies to glory be not a trait?"

The system is silent: Okay, okay, you have leadership qualities, you are a little fairy, and everything you say is right.

So excuseme?What is the relationship between charisma and mind system?

"What Hisoka said." After saying this, the Il fan expressed his firm stance on breaking the feudal superstition: "Of course, a genius with a high IQ like me would never believe it."

System indifferent face: Oh.

Don't make a fool of yourself!

You have the ability to do it, you have the ability to admit it!Big garbage!

Although the system expressed its disdain for Yi Ermi in its heart, it still asked, "What did he say?" He was quite curious.

"Unfounded feudal and superstitious remarks!" Yier Mi said sternly, "It's completely his arbitrary prejudice, which is as unreasonable as judging a person's character by blood."

The system thought: Then you still believe it?

He was still persuasive: "So what did he say?"

Only then did Il fans get enough of the tricks, and said reluctantly: "It is said that people in the strengthening department are simple-minded and very simple, while the change department is capricious and deceptive, the release department is careless, and the realization department is neurotic. He paused, pretending to be careless, and said, "Operation is about doing things in its own way and being reasonable, and traits are about being a leader." He immediately continued in an apologetic manner, "Of course I think what he said is completely nonsense, I understand that How can a well-behaved good citizen and good brother do his own thing? And if people in the trait department have leadership qualities, then it is impossible for me to not be a trait department.”

It's simply the utmost confidence.

The system is very kind: "Well, that's right, I also think what he said is wrong."

Il fans heard the approval from the system, and Long Yan was delighted: "Right! Sure enough, that little bitch Hisoka will cheat me!"

The system said: "Well, that's right, he missed one, the operating systems are all rubbish."

Il fans: "..."

You broke a broken heart of mine.

The heartbroken Ilmi said, "I'm going to break off with Hisoka." Since there was no way to break off with the system he was connected to, he decided to deal with the culprit who made him sad.

The system said: "Treat him kindly when you need him, and push him away when you don't need him. You are really a ruthless man."

"Because he just likes my ruthlessness!" Yi Ermi said, "it is proved by the value of the strategy."

Hearing his words, the system is like eating shit. To be honest, he doesn’t know what’s wrong with Hisoka, at least he’s like a jerk when it comes to dealing with Il fans, because he opened the reading and Il fans didn’t Kai Nian, so I temporarily gave up fighting with him, but still chased the host like a wild dog that smelled of meat, and his eyes were very hungry. It will rise like a fan.

Simply sick.

By the way, Kuroro's strategy value has also increased, but it is a negative growth. The system is very suspicious. When the negative growth reaches the limit, the classic ending will probably be played.

"Blood の End", Keke, is quite suitable for garbage hosts in a sense.

However, things in this world generally have a law, the more you don't want to do anything, the more things will happen. After completing the practice of the four basic lines, he was thrown into the sky arena by Shiba.Because now it's time for Mi Ji to go out and train his skills. Although the positioning of technical talents has been determined, the most basic skills cannot be left behind. You still have to fight in the field, at best, it's just that others have played for 3 years and he has played for 5 years, absolutely no exceptions.

Because of Yiermi's correct training policy for Miji and Miji's deep trust in his elder brother, Shiba sent Yiermi out with a wave of his hand. The reason was to take his younger brother to familiarize himself with the rules in the Sky Arena, and wait until everything went away. Go to the established process and then come back to do the task.

Il doge face, does he look like someone who is familiar with Sky Arena?

Il fans really want to remind his father, who is suspected of dementia, that he did not practice in the Sky Arena but in Meteor Street, where he met a little bitch who couldn’t die, so it’s better to let someone else do it for him. bring.

However, Yier fans would not say such things, because he considers himself a very responsible and brotherly brother, and he must take the tasks assigned to him by his father without hesitation.

Even if there is a little bitch he hates in the sky arena!

He knocked on the door of Miji's room, the door opened, and a little soldier rushed over.

"Brother!" He jumped towards Yiermi, who caught him.

"You haven't gained weight recently, have you?" This was the first sentence that Yier fans said.

"No." Full of humor, "I'm still skinny!"

Miji is a rare physique for beating enemy Hakkas. Its absorption ability is very good. Simply put, it is easy to gain weight. Because Xiba discovered his talent in mechanics, he made adjustments in his training subjects. His physical training is much less than that of Yier fans, and he spends more time sitting in the study reading or sitting in front of the computer writing programs and eating snacks. A younger brother who looks fat by blowing up a balloon.

Yier fans were shocked: "System, who is this little chubby boy?"

The system said, "Of course it's your brother!"

It is difficult for Yier fans to accept: "How can I have a younger brother who is obese?" Where is the traditional eight-pack abs that beat the enemy Hakka?

The system is ashamed: "Actually, it's okay. It's just average fat, definitely not obese." To be honest, he thinks that children who are fat in vain are quite cute.

Yi Ermi was heartbroken: "You don't understand, the system!" He beat up the Hakka children, even if he reduced the amount of training, as long as he did basic training, he would never gain weight. You deserve a healthy body.

Mi Ji is still fat after training, that is his physical problem. He has a physique that drank water and is about to sit in front of the computer for a long time because of his professional direction. Yier fans can almost imagine that his brother is fat. , wearing thick-bottomed bottle glasses, wearing a Bisheng headband on his head, a few computers in front, a cabinet of hand-made figures behind him, and a lot of puffed food beside him.

It's so obscene!

Yi Ermi said to the system: "I can't do this, as my brother, how can I do this?"

How could a cute, handsome little fairy like him with a high IQ have such a fat, dead house brother?No matter how you look at it, he should be a handsome technical geek!

System: Aren't you still cute before, why did you become a little fairy again?

What a fickle man.

Closer to home, Yier fans are really worried about his younger brother's figure. He made countless plans, and then got the photos before and now, and synthesized the appearance he should have when he lost weight through PS technology. .

System: "Why do you know PS technology?" He had the impression that the host didn't have any computer technology?

Il fans said: "What kind of computer technology is this, just use a mobile phone." With a mobile phone in hand, I have it all, oh yeah!

"And," he adds, "it's a survival skill!" How else would you take a selfie?

Although Il fans do not have the habit of taking selfies.

System: Okay, okay, you are so beautiful, everything you say is right.

Il fans accidentally discovered that Miji's facial features are quite similar to some anime characters he likes recently, and then Il fans sneakily added "Attack on Titan" to Miji's CD rack.

The system said, "Why do you like Levi?"

Yier fans said: "Because he has the highest quality!"

Human beings are the strongest, and it sounds domineering and cool, which is simply what he likes.

Mi Ji watched "Attack on Titan" as he wished, but his favorite seems to be Amin with a good brain. Il fans don't care about this. As soon as he thinks the time is right, he will show the photo he found .

After some threats and intimidation, Mi Ji succeeded in arousing his belief in losing weight, and made him fall in love with the captain =v=.

System: Tsk tsk, even the younger brother's preferences have to be involved, the host is really a garbage control freak.

Il fans: How can you not like the captain?The captain is so handsome, the whole world must like him!

I am the world's number one little public opinion!

Little Gongju, no, Yi Ermi asked his younger brother, "Mi Ji, do you like the captain?"

Little brother Jun said obediently: "I don't like him very much, ah no, I like him the most."

Hey, the big brother's eyes just now are so scary.

Yi Ermi softened her face, and said to Mi Ji: "You will look the same as him after you lose weight."

Miji: "???"

The final word: "So, lose weight, funny."

The matter of ridiculous weight loss was settled just like that, and the person concerned had no right to speak at all.

Yier Fan is a very patient and persevering person. Using these two advantages of him on a ridiculous weight loss plan is a complete disaster for the person concerned, because his ubiquitous big brother will Appear anywhere at any time, snatch the snacks he almost put in his mouth, or take him out for training, even if Il fans are working outside, there will be a few fatal serial calls anytime, anywhere to stop his brother's uncontrollable behavior Behavior.

Mi Ji: I just want to know how the eldest brother appears just right, every time the timing is just right!

Yi Ermi smiled: Everything is invisible in my eyes.

Thanks to Toyle, Mi Ji lost weight quickly, and after a month, he had lost weight back to his proper size.

In this regard, Yiermi is still a very reputable elder brother, and Mi Ji who has lost weight is indeed quite similar to the captain, that is, the model is a little smaller.

Recently, Ji Qiu has become obsessed with using her second son as a model, wearing various clothes in rotation every day, because of her high requirements for appearance and figure, Mi Chi lost all opportunities to gain weight. This weight loss campaign takes Yier The fan's resounding victory ended.

System: "How did your mother find out that Mi Ji is cute?" After he became fat, Ji Qiu hasn't found his second son as a model for a long time.

Yi Ermi's tone was relaxed: "Of course I told my mother!"

System: Sure enough!

"Mom, she also hopes to find a ready-made model at home." His tone is full of love and understanding for Ki Qiu, "It's too lonely to let her face the clothes of the whole room alone, and because of I can't accompany her if I have to go on missions frequently, so I recommend Miji."

When hearing what Yi Ermi said, Kiqiu was so moved that she was about to cry. She held Yi Ermi in her arms and covered it for a long time, and then, as her filial eldest son said, she went to find the long-neglected joke , it turned out that he was unexpectedly cute now, so I brought it with me, so that he cut off the chance of getting fat from the root.

Yier fans: I am really a good son, a good brother.

System: Hehe.

If he is ridiculous, he must kill this messy big trash brother.

However, the system is not ridiculous, so the Il fan was not killed, and as a younger brother, he was still full of love and respect for his elder brother who was always thinking about himself. When he knew that the Il fan was responsible for taking him to the Sky Arena for exercise , Mi Ji was so happy that he almost jumped up.

"Glad," he said. "Glad to go with Big Brother."

Yiermi said blankly: "I'm also very happy, funny." It's very strange, obviously Yiermi's voice is inorganic, but you can hear pleasant notes from its undulating tone, This is probably some kind of talent, right?

Yier fans said to the system: "Look, how cute my little brother is!"

System: "That's because he hasn't recognized your true face." The system has a vicissitudes of life, and the only one who knows the host's true face is me.

Tsk, there is quite an illusion that the heights are too cold.

Il fan: "No, he knows the real me, thank you." He said, "I'm just so cute."

Oh.

The system said to the lovely Il fans: "Do you still remember who is in the Sky Arena?"

Seeing the strong resentment emanating from the garbage host from the inside out, the system smiled gratifiedly: I am so happy to be able to hurt the garbage host!

Come on, hurt each other!

Il fans: The garbage system is becoming more and more like that little bitch Kuroro.

I really want to fight with him every day.

The little bitch Hisoka, who Il fans are afraid to avoid, runs around the world every day. He appeared on Meteor Street today, and may appear in the Sky Arena tomorrow. Last month, he was carried in and out of celebrity banquets by his own private airship , you may see him next month at the venue of the underground black boxing.

Switching between pervert and normal person all the time, when pretending to be a normal person, he looks like a dog, but when a pervert is a complete gentleman♂♂gentleman♂, the last time Irmi met him, his words The intonation finally evolved from the wavy line to spades, corresponding to the poker he played more and more smoothly.

There are no false hairs, no matter where you point and hit, the accuracy is almost catching up with his pin.

Il fans really don't want to meet Hisoka, especially since he himself started reading, according to his understanding of this little bitch, he will definitely not be able to hold back the little beast in his heart after reading, and come to him for a duel hungrily , if he disagrees, he will definitely follow him all the way to Kukulu Mountain.

Like a stick of chewing gum you can't shake off.

Hisoka's whereabouts are uncertain, and the connection between Yiermi and him has always been one-way. He looks for Yiermi, and Yiermi returns to him when he weighs whether he can make money, because Hisoka has not been seen recently. The news, coupled with the fact that Xiao Gongju Yier fan was angry and wanted to break up with him, so the two hadn't been in touch for several months.During the period, Il fans even contacted Kuroro, and the deal was paid with one hand and delivered at the same time, but Kuroro’s price was 0 more than others, and Il fans were not guilty, he knew that Kuroro knew his own He was blackmailing him, but he really didn't have much choice other than himself, he could only give money with hatred, he knew that Kuroro must be very upset.

Il fan: I'll be happy if he's upset =v=.

Going to the Sky Arena has a certain chance of meeting Hisoka, and compared to meeting Hisoka, what makes Il fans more headache is a series of follow-up reactions, but headaches belong to headaches, and it has nothing to do with it, no matter how big it is Difficulties must also be rushed forward.

Il fans: I am such a great brother.

He felt that he was illuminated by the holy light, full of positive energy, and full of love and light.

System: Do you think you are Athena?

Damn mental retardation!

Yiermi took Miji aboard his own airship. The children were very excited and chattering along the way. Miji was different from Yiermi. He started running around the world after his first mission. The only time he went out before was the first time. A mission was carried out by Jie Nuo himself, because he was afraid that Mi Ji’s qualifications would not be good enough to be killed by others. After he came back, he never went on a mission, because the long-range miniature missiles that Mi Ji now manufactures are enough to kill a large group of people. pile of targets.

Fans of Il have seen the missiles he made, and they have to admire that his brother is a genius. All insects or birds are lifelike, and even imitate normal animals to make movements such as hair thinning. It turns out that they are not natural life forms, but mechanical products without intelligence, especially the power of the bombs is also outstanding. Now Il fans will habitually take a few bombs produced by funny products when they go out.

Yier fan said to the system: "It is estimated that after two years of hard work, you can make a flawless and perfect product?"

Well, at that time, it's better to turn to the field of intelligence wholeheartedly.

Mi Chi is undoubtedly a genius mechanically, and the tradition of beating enemies and Hakkas to produce monsters has not failed on him.

He is used to nesting quietly in the castle, learning about the world through the computer screen, and the trip to the sky arena with Il fans is an exception, he is very excited on the airship, and Il fans are also happy to be a good brother and explain the airship to him passing city.

Because of the mission, he has almost successfully traveled around the world.

The system thinks that the garbage host is a good brother in a sense.

As long as the younger brother grows up according to the track he set.

Getting off the airship went smoothly, registering in the sky arena went smoothly, and even watching Mi Chi climbed to the 50th floor went smoothly. Even if his skills are not very good, Mi Ji can barely push half of the gate of hell and push his opponent off the ring. It's a small thing to say.

Seeing this, Yier fans almost breathed a sigh of relief, Yoshi, she hasn't done anything until now, it seems that the little bitch is not here!

However, he seemed to be relieved too early, and he wanted to say that Hisoka was not in the Sky Arena, and he saw the people standing in front of him like Moses dividing the sea, neatly divided into two rows, twisting and twisting when passing through the two rows of people My Hisoka, I don't know what weird bad hobby he has developed, and he even wears high heels.

Little bitch!Yi Ermi frowned, raised her head, and said blankly, "What's the matter, Hisoka."

Hisoka's pupils turned completely golden when he saw the not-so-thin wraps on Yiermi's body. He lowered his head, looked down at Yiermi and said, "Sure enough, the little apple has grown into a delicious big apple." He He licked his lower lip, "You can eat~"

Il fans: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

system:"……"

To be fair, aren't you looking forward to it?

Il fan diary:

People really don't know what it means to eat ♂ and drop ♂.