Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Yi Ermi said: "How can a little fairy like me who only drinks dew know what it means to eat ♂ and eat ♂? Hisoka who said such things to me is really dirty and perverted, hehe."

System dead fish eyes, hee hee, hee hee, don't you know what it means to eat ♂ and drop ♂?

He said to Il fans in a disdainful and contemptuous tone: "Didn't the paid channel teach you?"

Yier fan was shocked: "Oh my god, I didn't expect you to be such a system, paid channel, you are so perverted, system!"

System: Garbage host, are you going to make trouble!

Obviously we see the same things, so what to pretend.

Yi Ermi said: "I'm a cutie who hasn't grown up, how can I watch such terrible things, you really defiled the pure me."

The system thought, you are fucking as dirty as ink, if you were a pure little angel, Kuroro would be a law-abiding good student, and Hisoka would be an upright boy who helped the old lady cross the road.

Yi Er fanned his style and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, isn't it just a fight? Who doesn't know." This tone seemed to tell the system that you are really mentally retarded if you don't know this.

System: Oh, why don't you eat shit.

Garbage host, there are a lot of adults in this system who don't care about you.

Complaining about everything with the garbage host, he would have blew himself up sooner.

Sometimes the system really likes Kuroro and Hisoka, because only the coquettish sluts of the same style can fight against the garbage host and make him suffer, and ordinary small bitches can't shake him at all.

An enemy's enemy is a friend, and he decided to like Hisoka and Kuroro a little more.

Hisoka walked up to Yi Ermi and licked his lips: "Xiao Yi, you are reading."

Yi Ermi stared at him with blank cat eyes: "No comment."

Hmph, wouldn't it be cheap to answer whatever you ask me, little bitch, don't try to pry even a piece of news from me without money!

And "Xiao Yi" is what you can call it?Little bitch without self-knowledge!

System: The garbage host is really a bitch.

As expected of a little fairy who only drinks dew, she is really a fresh and refined coquettish slut.

"Since you are reading, let's fight, little Yi." Hisoka was not affected by the indifference of Yier fans at all. It should be said that the colder Yier fans are, the more enthusiastic he is. The encounter with Yier fans began , he has always faced only cold waves, but even so, he has become more enthusiastic every time, probably because he is going to melt the iceberg with his volcanic love?

"Don't deal with me~" He kissed the playing cards he took out from nowhere, "Magicians know everything, and I know everything about you."

Yier fans sneered: omniscient?Could it be that you know the length of my [哩——]?

If you don't even know this, you have the nerve to say that you know everything?The face is so big, you little bitch!

system:……

What a pure little fairy, she is really hypocritical and unpretentious.

The Il fan said to the system: "Look at him licking the playing cards. There are so many bacteria on the playing cards. It's really dirty."

The system ignored him, and he was still immersed in the shamelessness of the garbage host.

However, Hisoka is indeed a coquettish slut who is different from Yiermi. Even if Yiermi doesn't want to talk to him and wants to avoid him, he will still do things as always, and even successfully stepped on Yiermi's minefield .

"Xiaoyi, did you bring your younger brother?" His face was covered with the words "bad intentions", "I saw it, it's a little apple with no potential." He smiled, like a ghost card. The clown, exaggerated and frightening, "If I kill him, Xiao Yi, will you fight me?"

"!" Hisoka turned sideways quickly, he reached out to touch his cheek, wiped a drop of blood, and in a split second there was a deep and narrow wound on his face, if he hadn't dodged in time, I'm afraid the eyeball would be completely useless ?

The murderous aura was so strong that he couldn't help trembling, it was more piercing than the cold north wind in January, mixed with the roar from the abyss hell.

In the center of murderous aura, Hisoka couldn't help trembling, not because of fear, but because of excitement, such a long-unexperienced tension made every goosebump dance in him.

Ah~ how sweet and murderous~

His pupils are shining with gold, his expression is intoxicated, his smile is sweet, and he enjoys the murderous aura from Il fans wholeheartedly.

How, how wonderful!He looked at Yiermi, his half-length hair fluttered in the air, his face was pitch black, completely covered by shadows, and all he could see was the pair of eyes that shone with cold light, and the inorganic light in them was stronger than the edge of a blade. Be sharp.

The system cried out secretly: Not good!Sadako version 2.0 appeared.

In this situation, Yiermi is completely a big killer who doesn't distinguish between enemy and friend, even the system can't wake him up, tsk, it's scary to think about it!

"Brother?" Mi Ji said cautiously.

Hearing the call of his lovely brother, Yi Ermi's hair finally fell from the air. Although he was still full of depression, at least he could see what his face looked like. Before, he looked too much like a female ghost who died unjustly. , couldn't even see his facial features clearly, all he could see were large shadows.

"What's wrong, Miji." He turned his head, ignoring the wicked clown behind him, and treated Miji with the same attitude as before, which made the child heave a sigh of relief.

Mi Ji thought, the murderous aura just now was too terrifying, if he hadn't seen that the source was the elder brother, he wouldn't have wanted to get close at all.

At the same time, there were other innocent onlookers who breathed a sigh of relief. However, they were probably overly relieved. Many people collapsed to the ground. He was completely incontinent, and all kinds of weird smells filled the air for a while.

"I've finished receiving the award." He stepped forward and grabbed Yi Ermi's sleeve, "That's why I came to see Big Brother." But he didn't expect to see this scene.

Miji stared at Hisoka vigilantly, his intuition of beating the enemy told him that the opponent was a strong man of the same level as his elder brother, and the family motto of not disobeying a strong man made him shrink back for a moment, but immediately, a straightforward look appeared in his eyes malicious.

It belongs to the malice of beating the enemy and wanting to kill the opponent.

"Stop, Miji." An order from an Il fan, "He is a strong man, much stronger than you."

"Okay, big brother." Mi Ji lowered his head, restraining the malice in his eyes, but he remembered that there was a red-haired idiot that his big brother hated, and when he was capable, he must be blown up to death.

Yi Ermi pulled his younger brother, and the four-headed kid was completely blocked by him. He still looked at Hisoka without saying a word.

Yi Erfan said to the system in his heart: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This little bitch actually said in front of my face that he would kill my brother, treating me as dead?! "

The system said: "He just said that when you were alive."

Yier fan said: "I don't care, I don't care, I just want to kill this little bitch! This is not only slapping me in the face, but also slapping the enemy Hakka's face! My brother is so cute that he wants to do it To kill him is simply insane!"

The system said: "If you want to kill him, you can do it!"

As long as it works.

"Don't look at me like that, Xiao Yi." The pervert finally spoke, but the content was simply unbearable, "I will be more excited ♂ excited ♂."

Oh, is it sexual ♂ excited ♂ or excited ♂ excited ♂?

Language and writing are really broad and profound.

Yi Ermi thought to himself, if you [哗——] were cut off, I wouldn't be able to get excited. Of course, based on his cold fairy-like design, Yi Ermi didn't say such obscene things.

He just glanced at Hisoka meaninglessly, said nothing, and then dragged Mi Ji away.

The expression is perfect, the positioning is perfect, and the momentum is perfect, all that is missing is the applause of the audience.

Hiso's indifference towards him, don't accept too much, he just said inexplicably: "I know your weakness, Xiao Yi~" and then let out a perverted laugh that made goosebumps stand up and dance.

Yi Er was trembling strangely, he resisted the desire to tremble, and floated away like a little fairy, he asked the system: "Why didn't I know that I have a weakness?" He was curious about Hisoka's brain circuit.

However, the system is the one who wants to pry open Ilmi's head and take a good look at what's inside. He said bitterly, "You made a fuss just now, and I already know what your weakness is."

Il fans: "Huh? Tell me."

The system was speechless: "Isn't that your brother?" The garbage host asked knowingly.

"No." Unexpectedly, Yier fans denied it, "It's not my weakness to be funny, and no one is a weakness to beat the enemy."

Because he is confident that as long as his younger brother is still under his wings, nothing can threaten their lives, so he absolutely does not allow anything beyond his plan to happen.

He will not add weaknesses to himself in vain, Yi Erfan thought, he has no dead ends.

Nonsense, if he really had a weakness, he would have been killed by Chrono long ago, how could he live so gracefully till now?

This incident is like a small episode, no one remembers it, and since that day, Yier fans have returned to the life of three points and one line, eating, sleeping and watching their younger brothers, just like taking care of themselves.

Hisoka never showed up, and his life was so peaceful that he seemed to be in retirement, and even the Sky Arena couldn't arouse the interest of Il fans.

Then after Mi Ji hit the 100th floor, a premeditated "accident" happened. Hisoka, who was downgraded due to multiple lack of stations, became Mi Ji's opponent who had just hit the 100th floor.

"Admit defeat directly." Yier Fan said to Mi Ji, "Don't go on stage."

Mi Ji nodded, and he went to the referee on the sidelines to tell his reason for coming, but he didn't expect that before he finished speaking, he felt his waist tighten, and he was pulled onto the stage in the blink of an eye.

What was that just now?Mi Chi is very confused.

Then Yi Ermi in the stands turned black. The moment Mi Ji was stuck, he concentrated his breath on his eyes and said without any teacher, and then he saw the "chewing gum" sticking to Mi Ji's waist .

Well, he thought, you win, bitch.

The Yier fan jumped directly, jumped off the stands, and then went to the ring and said to Hisoka without the staff noticing: "I agree to fight with you, Hisoka."

"Now, let my brother go."

Il fan diary:

Tear that little bitch with your hands!