Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

The open-air battle field is not a professional ring in the sky arena, but just a piece of yellow land that has been artificially leveled.

Surrounded by luxuriant bushes, the two-meter-long trees are piled up in a pile. They are not tall, but they look lush and lush. There are small shrubs on the ground. When you look deeper into the bushes, you can only see that the color is getting darker. The sinking trees may be due to lack of light, or it may be because the leaves are already green and black.

Ilmi is very satisfied with this land, and Hisoka is also very satisfied. The former is because it is quiet enough, the terrain is tortuous enough, and there are enough shelters to facilitate his assassination skills.The latter is satisfied just by fighting him with Il fans.

And this is the battle without boundaries that he dreamed of. There are no rules of the Sky Arena, and he doesn't need to follow them submissively. He just needs to fight and kill the opponent.

a!

The pupils turned from gray-blue to golden, and every bone and every cell in the whole body was full of fighting intent, and the muscles swelled, ready to go.

He's ready to fight anytime because he's looking forward to it.

Yiermi has no fighting spirit on him, and it can even be said that he does not have the breath of a living person on him. The place is very quiet, and the birds lurking in the bushes all flew away "fluttering" as early as when Hisoka exuded fighting spirit. The only one who knew about the existence of this battle was not allowed to approach, he stayed in the sky arena.

Yi Ermi's lingering is quiet and concise, he is like a tree here, a stone, even if standing in front of you, ordinary people will involuntarily ignore him.

This is the quality of the top killer, minimalist, extremely quiet.

Il fans: Yes, that's right!I'm different from the little bitch with heavy makeup on the opposite side!Even if I fight, I am still a little fairy who is not like a mortal!

The system thinks, do you know that you spoil the atmosphere like this, garbage!

It's a good duel between masters, and it's also convincing to make him like this.

In his life, he never wanted to meet another garbage host who claimed to be a little fairy.

Hisoka stared at Yiermi closely, with the desire to fight flowing in his eyes, and Yiermi was also looking at him, with a pool of stagnant water in the cat's eyes, calm and calm.

伊尔迷说：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，系统你看，这个小婊砸又在用这种眼神看我！”

The system thinks: Doesn't he always look at you like this?

The eyes that want to fight with you.

Yi Ermi said again: "I can make up [-] words of yellow text in my brain, it's really dirty! How can I look at a pure fairy with such lustful eyes!"

The system said: "Stay away from me, dirty fairy."

Keke, which fairy can compose [-]-character obscenities with just one look!

Il fans: Me =v=.

"Let's start~" Hisoka's voice became distorted by the desire to fight. He could no longer hold back his inner impulse and moved his body first. Almost at the same time, Yiermi retreated abruptly, avoiding the oncoming attack. Comes four playing cards.

The angle is tricky, the speed is extremely fast, and the poker infused with thought is sharper than metal.

Hisoka omitted all play-by-play temptations, and he was deadly when he came up. Every move was carefully calculated, and the combat-level tactics honed after thousands of battles made Yiermi fall into a trap as soon as he opened it. passive.

"Oh, this won't work." Ilmi twisted his body into an incredible arc and avoided Hisoka's attack. His flexibility is very good, and every part of his body can keep up with the instructions issued by his brain. The speed is also very fast, so fast that he can react after seeing Hisoka's attack, and dodge it appropriately. Of course, his brain is also very good, before Hisoka's next attack. It is not difficult to predict his movements and make evasive movements in advance.

But not to mention Yier fans, the system with him was terrified, Hisoka's attack was based on the premise of sealing off all escape routes, and it was very difficult to avoid it intact.Il fans did it, but many times he dodged by sticking to the poker cards or Hisoka's fist, and the system almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

But he didn't dare to yell in the host's mind. He thought that in such a critical battle, if he made a sound, it would reduce the host's attention, so he kept silent, which is rare to make a good system considerately.

Then he can be considerate if he wants to be considerate. The system doesn’t speak, which doesn’t mean that Yier fans don’t tease him. His speed is a little faster than Hisoka, so he thinks he can hide with ease. But Li is still harassing the system.

"What do you think of my hiding posture?" He asked the system, "Isn't it beautiful."

The system wants to say, Yuyou, you're a bitch, and you still flirt with him at any time.

Yi Ermi said again: "But this can't work, I have to move to a convenient place."

The so-called convenient place is a place with a lot of shelter, such as the woods next to the open space, he is a killer, what kind of killer is he who is so open and aboveboard with his opponent's hard anus, he should hide and stab the knife secretly, so that he can advantage.

Thinking of this, he subtly increased his speed, and moved towards the woods while dodging Hisoka's attack. Hisoka also saw Yiermi's intentions. This is the tune of Yiermi's fighting, but the lack of fighting makes his desire to fight even more unsatisfactory. He can't do anything to Yiermi without using his telekinetic ability, so he is a bit aggrieved.

"No~" he said, "I can't let you hide, Xiao Yi." She was avoiding him, but if she really ran into the woods, did she do something?A good fight turned into hide-and-seek, and the desire was forced to hold back a little bit, which made him more uncomfortable than not agreeing at the beginning, so searching like this couldn't make Yiermi hide and play at his own pace.

Hisoka hooked his fingers, and Yi Ermi felt a pull on his waist. He didn't panic, on the contrary, he showed a faint smile, and he was waiting here!

"Huh?" Hisoka paused, the flexible love was cut off?

As soon as he reacted, within a few breaths, Yiermi disappeared, and he ran into the woods.

"It's terrible now~" Hisoka said to himself, "Little Yita, it seems that he is determined to play peek-a-boo with me~" Besides, what exactly cut off his love just now?Hisoka in the inner world is already thinking.sharp edge?No, no, it won't be such a hard thing, it should be a material with both rigidity and toughness.

He seemed to know what Xiao Yi's magical power was, Hisoka thought in a good mood, this kind of mind ability was born to restrain his love!

But that's what makes it more interesting, he licks his lips.

Unknown challenges are the most exciting, isn't it?

Yi Ermi hid among the branches, expressionless. If the system had a body, he must be expressionless now. This is numb, and his ears are about to be deafened by the garbage host.

Yier fan: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

The system thought: This scream is really fucking authentic.

Yier fan: "That little bitch dared to stick sticky things on my waist, how disgusting!"

The system said, "You won't die if you're disgusting."

Yi Ermi said: "Hee hee, I won't die, it's the little bitch who died." It didn't look murderous at all, but the system knew that the garbage host was serious.

He seriously wanted to kill Hisoka, just like he had seriously wanted to kill Kuroro countless times, but he missed a move, and he has not succeeded until now.

Of course, Kuroro's desire to get rid of Il's fans is no less than that of the little fairy. The two people can still maintain a friendly and harmonious relationship on the surface, thanks to the fact that they are fresh and refined coquettish sluts.

The same is shameless and high-sounding.

The system thinks, it is really difficult for the garbage host to kill Hisoka, because Hisoka is not as shameless as Kuroro at all, he has no face, even if Kuroro kills and sets fire, he still behaves like a dog, this , it is not human at all when it is perverted, it is a talent to be disgusting in various senses to become a garbage host.

These days, talent dies late.

The little fairy doesn't know what the system is thinking about. The little fairy from the sky is trying to let the perverts on the ground see his power.

Seeing him planting the bomb on the tree, the system added another sentence: "You are cheating!" Using high technology as a cheat, is this a human thing?

Yi Er was confident: "Didn't he also use poker? Why did I cheat?"

The system thought in his heart that other people's poker cards are materialized just like your reading pins, and it's fine to put poison on the real pins, but what is it like to install a bomb!

Tsk tsk, think carefully about the battle between capable users, his host has been using high technology, and his life is almost premature.

Il fans: It’s not bad if I didn’t invite foreign aid.

If it weren't for the inconvenient disclosure of the situation this time, he really wanted to tie up two foreign players and fight Hisoka together.

How can a role model killer who is smart, witty and united fight alone?

System indifferent face: Oh.

Minato shameless!

The shameless little fairy brought his double-minded ability to the extreme when he arrived at the battlefield. Hisoka didn't know about his analysis ability, but the system knew it. He had personally experienced the garbage host and walked around the villa. Even he admires the ability to draw sketches of interior furnishings.

It's not that the system can't do it, but even if it can be done, he still needs to use high technology. Ilmi is obviously a human brain, but in this respect it is comparable to a computer equation composed of 0 and 1, and the error is negligibly low. The system thinks, with this skill, he can do anything other than a killer, and an architect is quite suitable.

Now Yiermi uses his hand skills to understand the terrain. When he and Hisoka looked at each other affectionately before, he finished reading the bushes behind the other's head. In addition to the previous distracted observation, he finally touched this land Knowing everything clearly, Dashi came in and Hisoka played hide-and-seek, walked and pulled the string all the way, and forcibly laid a net of "one hair can move the whole body".

Yi Ermi smiled mischievously, I'm waiting for Hisoka to come in and play, playing hide-and-seek with my life on the line, it's very interesting to think about it.

System: I saw a black-hearted fairy with a wicked taste.

As far as bad taste is concerned, he has won the true biography of Yoshida Shoyang, and all the shame of being routine was used on others.

Il fans: I am really a good school that puts what I have learned into practice.

If Mr. Songyang knew about it, he would definitely shed tears of emotion.

As an omnipotent magician, Hisoka walked into the grove fearlessly. Of course, he still made preparations before he went in, such as concentrating Qi on his eyes, and using Ning to take a good look at the scene in front of him. again.

There is no result from this look. There are dense lines between trees, but these lines are materialized, and they can be seen even without condensing. For the operating system, it is the most difficult to learn. Especially the transformation system, it is really not easy to practice the feeling that can only be seen with concentration, and Il fans will naturally not do this kind of loss-making business.

"Is this the one that cut off my love?" He didn't reach out to touch it, but just took out the playing card and scratched it on the line.

The playing cards were still intact, not divided into two halves, but when Hisoka put him in front of his eyes, the surface of the cards suddenly cracked.

"Hmm~" He squinted his eyes. They are really hard and sharp materials. He began to wonder how Xiaoyi materialized them?

If that's the case, can't the surrounding area of ​​the connection be approached?Hisoka thought.

This is a net that Ilmi specially set up for Hisoka. Hisoka, who has outstanding martial arts ability, is also very flexible. If necessary, he can indeed make miraculous movements and pass through the gaps.But Yiermi just calculated this point, Hisoka is too big, the gap left by Yiermi for him is not enough to break through the defense line, if he sneaks in hard, he will only be cut into a pig by his line.

His Qi is not strong enough to create a strong barrier to block the Il's line, if he breaks through forcefully, Hisoka must be the unlucky one.

This is the finished product that he concentrated on for a month. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for Hisoka to break it so easily?

The system thinks: Is this a question of face?

Garbage hosts are really superficial!

So, is there only an option to destroy the thread?Hisoka showed an indescribable smile, and the maliciousness in it was like the black mud in the Holy Grail, overflowing continuously.

Since it's Xiao Yi's request, then it will be as you wish~

He wrapped the playing cards with his thoughts, and then swiped towards the line.

"Boom——" The blasting sound resounded through the sky and the earth, and the heat set off the 2-meter-high trees, which were turned into ashes in the ultra-high temperature in the next second. It fueled the endless flames, and the only thing that didn't burn was the plain loess land.

Yiermi slipped out of the woods, as agile as a cat.

He blew up the woods, but he was clean, and his face was free from soot.

"As expected of my brother's love bomb." He admired the sky full of red clouds, "Miji's craftsmanship is getting better and better, and its attack power has doubled compared to version 2.0."

He sings like a hymn: "My brother's love! Is great!"

system:"……"

This sentence sounds familiar.

Oh, he remembered, most garbage hosts use this sentence to praise his mother.

Mother's love!Great!

Probably that's it.

The system disliked him: "There is no sincerity at all, and I don't even change the words."

Yi Ermi said: "I changed the words! I changed my mother to my younger brother."

The system choked, are you retarded!Who said you haven't changed this?

He gave up choking on the little fairy, so he started a new topic.

"Would you like to see if Hisoka is dead?" He said and prepared to open the panel.

Yier fan is more confident: "No one can escape the trap I set up." Except for Kuroro.

"Really?" the system said leisurely, the gloating taste in the voice should not be too obvious, he directly took the map in front of Yiermi: "You see for yourself."

"???" The black question mark face, my mother, how is he still alive?

And still behind him.

Yi Ermi turned sideways, just dodging Hisoka's playing cards.

His face turned black, why is this little bitch still alive? ? ?

The little bitch said, I am not only alive, but also very well.

The clothes on Hisoka were blown to pieces, hanging on his body one by one, but unlike the charred corpse that Yiermi imagined, the flesh on his body was white and intact.

Looking at the body again, it turned out to be intact, with no missing arms or legs.

Yi Ermi said: "Impossible!" He had planned it just now, as long as Hisoka cut the thread, they would all rush towards Hisoka, and he made a chain lock, which caught Hisoka's two If he didn't dodge it, he would not only be blown into a sieve, but his arm would also be cut off.

It is not afraid to avoid Il fans, most of the qi should be used to attack the escape line, but the comical love bomb has a large enough meter, as long as he does not use all of it for defense, he will definitely be injured. He also gathered all his poisoned needles together and played a game of rainstorm pear blossom needles. Even if Hisoka was not killed by the explosion, he would definitely be poisoned to death.

This is not scientific!Yi Ermi thought, and then withdrew without hesitation, without stopping for a moment.

The system is dumbfounded. You spent a month practicing magical skills, but you just ran away because you failed to zoom in?Damn it, you haven't thrown a punch at him yet, why don't we try again and then retreat?

Il fan said: "No, I won't try it anymore." He explained to the system, "I've been groping for a month and none of the tricks worked on him, although I don't know what method Hisoka used, but he does look intact Lossless."

The killer's rule is that if he fails with a full-strength blow, he will immediately retreat to a safe zone. Although he has never made a real shot until now, Yi Ermi thinks that the blow just now was perfect. Since Hisoka has subverted his established concept, then It proves that he must have something special. Yier fans are not afraid of the unknown, but it does not mean that he is willing to bump into it without knowing anything.

He is a killer, and protecting himself is the most important thing.

"I brought Mi Ji back to beat the enemy, and his safety is not guaranteed yet." Il fans said to the system, "Although he will definitely be punished, this is the method with the least loss so far."

He escaped, but Mi Chi was still outside, if Hisoka killed him, there would be no place to cry.

The most important thing is the benefit of beating the enemy, followed by his own safety. He is a killer, not a fighting madman, and the best policy is to go back intact.

If Hisoka came to him again, he didn't mind playing hide and seek. If not, he would pay his old father to take action and join hands with him to kill that little bitch.

If one person can't do it, just two people can always succeed.

System: I am so stupid and naive to use the thinking of a martial artist to try to figure out the garbage host.

As expected of a ecstatic little fairy, I will give you the title of Runaway Kotaro!

Hisoka watched Yi Ermi's back, and when he disappeared, he lay on the ground: "I was almost killed by Xiao Yi~"

The thin mask came off, revealing his battered body.

The right hand was cut off from the elbow, and it was barely glued on by the stretchable love. The lower abdomen was bloody and bloody, and it was pierced with thousands of holes by the materialized thread. gift.

Fortunately, he escaped the poisonous needle, otherwise the living Hisoka would definitely turn into a dead Hisoka.

He played tricks and glued himself to the other end of the flat ground with stretchable love before entering the woods. The distance from the woods was exactly 10 meters away from the limit. The moment the line was cut off, one hand was locked. Grabbing it, the other hand dodged it smoothly, made a twisting movement, rushed forward for a while, and turned around again. Finally, the lower abdomen was pierced to the core, and the back was almost cooked. The limit After reaching 10 meters, he quickly rebounded and pulled him back, saving his life.

She covered up her wound as quickly as possible, and thanks to Xiaoyi's determination of the lethality of the trap, she didn't come to check it immediately.

The poker cards are flexible and camouflaged, and their function is worthy of bluffing. He is betting on how Xiao Yi will react when he sees him "intact".

He won the bet, and Yi Ermi, who was not injured in the slightest, escaped without even looking back.

However, the power of Xiaoyi's trap is really unexpected~

Hisoka, before he had to cut the thread, he didn't expect to be injured in such a miserable state.

He was lying on the yellow ground, feeling the serious injury he had not seen for a long time, but he didn't have the thrill of a hearty battle in his heart.

Sure enough, he should not duel with Xiao Yi next time, Hisoka thought.

How should I put it, the battle of Il fans is not a battle at all, it is very boring.

The blood-boiling start, and then being poured with ice water when the excitement was high, this is the experience of fighting Il fans.

Let's find a fighter next time~ He looked at the clouds in the sky leisurely, or a hunter would do too~

Ah, by the way, last time I saw a delicious big apple, you can go and look for him!

The blue sky and white clouds above his head were covered by black shadows. Even though Hisoka was seriously injured like this, he still wanted to emit hormones.

"You're here~ Maggie~"

The girl with the high ponytail said coldly: "You paid."

"Hmm~" Hisoka laughed, "Then please~"

Maggie pulls thread and sews needles proficiently. She really deserves to be a person who can grab high commissions with this one hand. She is extremely skilled.

After repairing Hisoka, she was about to leave, but when she didn't want to, she saw the pin with a cold light in the grass.

That's what Il fans didn't recycle.

"So that's how it is." She smiled gloatingly, "Is it Yierfan?" There are only a handful of people who can make Hisoka such a pervert, and Yiermi happens to be one of them.

Hisoka became interested: "You know him?" His voice was wavy.

After connecting the broken arm, he became a lively hero again.

"I know you." Maggie said, "The commander's junior, the only one."

Yiermi is younger than Kuroro, so it shouldn't be a problem to say that he is a junior, right?

Hisoka narrowed his eyes again: "I really want to meet their teacher~" He was almost trembling with excitement.

However, let's start with the students first. The first one is no longer interested, so let's try to get closer to the second one for the time being.

Be patient, don't rush.

You can only approach him when he grows up to be delicious enough!

Il fan diary:

Hisoka, die, die, die, die!