Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Because of Hisoso's dying little bitch, the cute little fairy Yi Ermi was punished again.

System: Keke, self-inflicted.

To be honest, Mr. System, who is familiar with the cause and effect of the incident, said that it was wrong for Yier fans to forcibly dump the blame, and the little fairy should at least bear half of the responsibility.

They are all coquettish and sluts, and whoever is more innocent than the other is not a good thing.

Shiba also knew that his eldest son was not a good guy, no, I can’t say that, I can only say that he occasionally messed up things, but this time the things were really big, according to what he said, he almost got his younger brother involved too. up.

The poor old father Xiba was caught off guard by his well-behaved fairy son, and suddenly fell on his back in anger. He usually looks very well-behaved and intelligent, but he didn't expect to be a big one when something happened, so he tied him up. When he arrived at the torture room, he had a solid pump.

"It's because of your arrogance, Yiermi." Shiba lashed him with a whip, "After so many years, you still haven't got rid of this shortcoming."

Yier fans rarely make mistakes. In most cases, his work and rest are as precise as a machine. No matter how difficult the task is, there will be no mistakes. From planning to hands-on, every link is so perfect that it is not like a real person.

It is precisely because of this that his mistakes are rare and obvious. Shiba is not dementia, and almost reminds him of his 4-year-old maid when Il confessed what happened recently like a bean. There was no problem with the incident, but it made him break out in a cold sweat.

You know, if there is a slight mistake, the one who is captured may be the life of a Hakka member of the enemy.

Of course, in addition to the arrogance of Il fans, he also seriously criticized his son from other aspects, the biggest reason being "careless making friends".

Originally, Yi Ermi let his father smoke without saying a word, but when he heard this, he exploded. He raised his head and stared at his father resentfully with his big dark eyes, and the dissatisfaction in it was palpable.

"He's not my friend." Yier fans emphasized, "It's just a piece of brown sugar that sticks on itself." He said, "How can a killer have friends? A professional killer can't have friends!" This is the killer's ego training.

Shiba: "..."

I don't remember teaching my oldest son this.

Yi Ermi sneered, didn't he know it without teaching him?Naive, you will know this after reading the novel!

For example, "The Little Wife of a Ruthless Killer" or something.

system:"……"

Damn mental retardation!

Yier Fan said to the system: "You are so angry, but you still have to keep smiling! How can I have that kind of relationship with that little bitch Hisoka? This really pollutes the pure me."

The system was silent, and after a long while, he said vicissitudes of life: "Good friends, why use that ♂ instead." He even added philosophical symbols, do you intend to make others misunderstand!

Il fans: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The black question mark face of the system, what did I say?

Yier fans said: "It's just friends!" He said righteously, "This is simply an insult to my professionalism!"

system:"……"

My day is your mother!

The system thinks that the existence of the garbage host is an insult to his noble soul. As long as he exists for a day, his noble personality will be deeply held by the chains from hell, and he will not be able to ascend to a higher dimension.

How long has it been since he is so proficient at making rough jokes?

How much I miss my pure self back then!

The system said to Yi Ermi in a voice so gentle that it could drip water: "Dear child, I have something to say to you."

Yier fan was on the first level of alert, he thought, how can the garbage system be so gentle, there must be a conspiracy.

Sure enough, the system said four words in a gentle voice: "Fuck you!"

Yier fan thought: Oh hoo, I guessed it right.

He was thinking about educating the system, telling him not to speak so dirty, and as a little fairy, the system should have the same high quality and character as him, but what he didn't expect was that there was no education system yet, and Mi Ji took The phone came to him.

His old father left after pumping him up, just in time for Mi Ji to come find him.

The cute younger brother always thinks that his dear elder brother endured the humiliation for him. Not only did he pick out the pervert who he didn't want to contact, but he didn't forget to take him back to beat the enemy after losing to ensure his life safety. Such a responsible person The eldest brother who cared about his younger brother was actually whipped by his ignorant and confused father, it was unbearable!

Unreasonable and confused father Shiba: ...

But he was helpless because he really didn't dare to challenge his old father's authority, so he could only secretly come to give love and warmth to his elder brother while his father was away. Just in time, he saw his mobile phone on the table vibrate, so he took it over.

Mi Ji held up the phone for him, and Yi Ermi looked at the three words "little bitch" on the screen, and couldn't help but feel lucky that his brother didn't open the phone cover, otherwise his aloof big brother personality might not be safe.

Poor Miji missed a great opportunity to delve into the inner world of Il fans.

He moved his wrist, and the iron chain was pulled off abruptly. He took a look at Mi Chi, and the little thing went out obediently, leaving his elder brother a private space to make a phone call.

"Sisuo." Yiermi pressed the answer button, "When things are like this, do you have anything else to say to me?" With an attitude of never getting in touch with each other, he is indeed considering asking his father to join hands with Xi Suo The possibility of getting rid of it.

"Hmm~" The pervert is indeed a pervert, and he can send wavy lines through the receiver, "Are you still angry, Xiaoyi?"

Il fan hehe: Not angry?Your brother was almost fucked to death, and then he was forced to fight with the pervert. After investing time and energy, he still couldn't kill the pervert. Don't be angry, let's try it on you!

Oh, by the way, Hisoka may not be angry, after all, this little bitch cannot be deduced by common sense.

Hisoka said again: "Don't worry, Xiao Yi, I don't want to fight with you anymore, so let's make up!"

Yi Ermi was silent, he suddenly wanted to pry open Hisoka's head to see what was stuffed inside.

Elmi said, "Hisso."

"Hmm~" Moaned seductively.

Yi Ermi said blankly: "Fuck you." Then he hung up the phone resolutely.

Hisoka on the other end of the phone heard the busy tone from the phone, and turned into a bun face. He was really dumbfounded, and he didn't expect Xiao Yi to say such a thing.

The system gloats, and it really is a report for a report. As the saying goes, it's not that you don't report, the time has not come. Just now he was forced to be rough by the garbage host. It has only been a while, and the feng shui has changed.

If the favorability can be seen, the system's favorability towards Hisoka must be rising, and his favorite is someone who can disgust the garbage host.

In the same way, he is also very fond of Kuroro.

Yi Er fan thought that he was going to blacklist that nasty little bitch, but what he never expected was that before he did that, a text message caught his attention first.

This is a remittance text message, and the string of zeros almost blinded the eyes of Yier fans.

Fuck, this is almost comparable to a large-scale task, who has nothing to do to send money to him!

The next text message came one after another, and the sender was a little bitch.

Il fan had a vague guess in his heart. After all, the little bitch Hisoka has a medium-sized family, and in a sense he is so good at making money, and more importantly, he is very good at spending money xd.

Yi Erfan clicked on the text message.

[Little bitch: Hmm~ Do you feel my sincerity, Xiao Yi? 】

Yi Ermi's fingers crackled and clicked on the keyboard.

[Il fan: I feel it xd]

Well, that's right, Il fans who are a little fairy at heart just like to use kaomoji, it's not too cute.

Hisoka may have been shocked. After all, apart from the system, who knew that under the skin of Yi Ermi Gao Leng was the soul of a little fairy?So he was a little slow to reply this time.

【Little Bitch: Let’s make up then】

Yiermi thought to herself, Shameless little Bichi, who would be better off with you, it's really embarrassing to think so highly of yourself.

No matter how much he complained in his heart, his reply was still cute.

【Il fans: Alright, how could I be mad at you? Cheers to our friendship, okay (づ￣3￣)づ】

Hisoka's hand trembled, and the phone dropped. Even a pervert of his level was shocked by the rich inner activities of Yier fans.

This is Xiaoyi?terrible!

Double personality is a bit obvious, my dear.

Seeing the reply from Yier Fan, the system asked him, "Where's your face?" Being bribed for such a small amount of money is not at all like a killer who beat up the enemy's Hakka.

Yi Er asked him back: "Is it important to have money?"

He sighed, deeply feeling that the system doesn't know the sufferings of the world. Although this money is not a big amount for him, it is money that many people can't earn in their lifetime. People who live a life and young masters like Hisoka who don't take money as money will throw out this number casually.

He has lofty dreams like him, but a down-to-earth inspirational figure will not!

Of course, he hopes that there will be more idiots like Hisoka, so that he can earn more oye.

The system was heartbroken: "Where is your integrity?" It was so easy to be bought by money, the soul of the garbage host is really cheap.

Yiermi said: "My noble soul is not affected by external objects. What he bought is just my stinky skin. The soul is equivalent to gold."

The money Hisoka took out wasn't enough to corrupt his soul.

Tsk tsk tsk, a few more zeros might be enough~

System Keke: I'm not surprised at all. Is it true that I already know the vulgar and ugly face of the garbage host?

Il fans: Please call me pure and unpretentious, thank you.

Because of his father's fury of thunder that came and went quickly, Yiermi stayed at home obediently for a week, during which time he received countless caring eyes from his younger brother and loving education from his mother.

To be reasonable, although he has a deep love for his great mother, it is still uncomfortable to be forced to listen to screams while being whipped, but the big-hearted little fairy accepted the love from his mother with his superhuman willpower の whip .

"Ahhh! Mom, I'm really sad, such a well-behaved Yier fan made a mistake!"

"However, I am really happy to let my mother execute the punishment herself!"

Il fans: as long as you are happy.

System: Damn, it turns out that the garbage host family is not normal.

Although he knew it years ago.

Although there is not a good piece of meat on his body, Yi Ermi has not actually been hurt in the actual sense. This level of pain is meaningless to him. It should be said that as long as pain does not affect his actions , then the only function is to remind him that his physical condition is worrying, and the others have no additional meaning.

His body is very good, and his metabolism is also n times that of ordinary people. The whiplash can be seen deeply. Ordinary people do not know how long it will take to raise him, but for him, it is only a matter of a few days. After a week, he is a lively little fairy again. .

Il fans: "Morning, System!" He sang like a poem, "A new journey, a new beginning, the brave boy is about to embark on his new journey."

The system thought: This sentence is so fucking familiar, the garbage host must have said it before.

The system let out a cry: "Garbage host, are you going to take on a new mission again?"

Yi Ermi said: "Hee hee, that little bitch Ku Luo Luo gave me money, there is no reason not to go."

In principle, the only missions entrusted with beating the enemy Hakka are killing missions, but Xiba did not stop his family from going out to pick up extra money, like Yier fans, who are basically typical of willing to do anything given the money.

There is only enough money in this world, and there is nothing he can't do.

So far, Kuroro has not encountered any incidents where Il fans are asked to help him kill people. They themselves are robbers who were born on Meteor Street. Unless it is a special case, it is enough to kill yourself.

But besides killing people, there are many things that Kuroro can't do. They are robbers after all. There is a saying that beat the enemy Hakka has been established in the world since the existence of that world. No one has verified it, but since it exists, there is always a source of his appearance.

Il fans are not very old now, and they don’t know much about beating the enemy, especially about the secrets of the past, which even Shiba and Zeno keep secret. Before they think Il fans can know , no one will say a word.

Closer to home, Kuroro has done several transactions with Il fans, most of which are information exchanges, or help them escape the gang's pursuit.

Because Il fans know that Kuroro will never find him unless necessary, so every time he sits on the ground and raises the price, the price is frighteningly high.

Although Ku Luoluo's money did not come from formal channels, he was not a fool either. When he heard that Il Mishi opened his mouth, he hated his teeth, but he still wanted to maintain a handsome appearance on the leather, with a gentleman's style, Bargaining with Yier fans is even more slick than Hisoka.

Il fans know that Kuroro has no choice but him, so he basically doesn't let go of the price, and occasionally discounts hypocritically, because the asking price directly refers to an astronomical figure, every time he sees Kuroro paying the bill, he will He was in a good mood, because he knew that even though the little bitch opposite was smiling gracefully, he was extremely upset in his heart.

He just likes to see Kuroro upset =v=.

Kuroro came to him this time because he wanted him to help dig a tomb. He didn't know what was wrong with this little bitch. He was not interested in the things of the living. To make a move, but to bury it in his garbage dump as a collectible, in the eyes of Yier fans, it is simply a waste of money.

He hated things brought out of the dead, even if they were treasures, because they were stained with grave aura.But if you don't use it yourself, you can still sell it. Who told them to take out one at will and get a lot of money at auction?

Seeing that he had accepted the task, the system was rather strange: "Didn't you always dislike digging into cemeteries?" God knows what's wrong with Yiermi, who always avoids undiscovered cemeteries. He swears every day that those cemeteries There must be a curse or the thought of the dead in it. As the first batch of explorers to dig, they will definitely be retaliated. For this inexplicable reason, Kuroro has already pushed several cooperations.

Il fans said: "It's different this time. This tomb has already been excavated." He then used ridiculous equations to hack into the official website of the Hunter Association. Not only has this cemetery been excavated, but it is also being cleaned up. In March, it will become a scenic spot open to ordinary people, but recently, except for hunters, others cannot enter.

The cemetery that has been turned over from beginning to end is something that Il fans can barely accept. In addition, Kuroro gave a lot of money, so he accepted it as a matter of course.

The system said: "You are not afraid of him playing tricks in the cemetery!" For example, looking for opportunities to kill Yiermi or something.

Yi Ermi smirked: "You talk like he never did that."

System: Oh, yes.

Kuroro tried to kill the garbage host not once or twice, and Il fans counter-killed countless, and the two are still alive and well, which can only prove that the two sides are equally capable.

This stalemate has been going on for many years and is expected to continue.

The old god Yiermi is here: "There are only two people around Kuroro, and not all of his little followers are with him." He is very clear about the recent situation.

He packed his bags and went out, ready to pick up extra money, but he didn't want to hear a big news before going out.

His great, energetic, and dear mother, is pregnant again!

Yi Ermi said to the system: "In those countries with family planning regulations, this is a proper extra birth, and the fine is too much!"

The system had a cold face: "It's a pity that the Republic of Batorchia doesn't have this regulation. Your mother doesn't have to pay a fine even if she gives birth to several children."

Yi Ermi plausibly said: "It is because the law is not strict that the father's over-cultivation!" He protested, "If he comes here every year, why don't our mothers die of hard work?"

He now hopes for the last one. He is 12 years old, and the new brother or sister is only conceived. There is such a big age difference. Will he be a brother or a father!And even if his mother is still young and beautiful for ten years, she is about to enter the echelon of elderly women. It would be too inhumane for his old father to let his mother have children again!

Il fans complained to the system: "Another one will really be me as a father." He said, "The old father is exhausted, and he puts all the tasks of supporting the young brother and the family on me. I have to use my immature shoulders to prop up a piece of blue sky for this big crumbling family, how pitiful it is!"

System: I have nothing to say.

Have you forgotten your old and vigorous grandfather, garbage host!The system thought, your great-grandfather is still alive, and your grandfather is still fighting on the front line of killers. What is an old father who is in his prime, even if it is enough to start a football team?

It's just that Kiju has to work harder.

Ermi thought, as the eldest son in the family, he had to share the burden of the family, so even though the younger brother or sister was still a fertilized egg, he first ran to Xiba to ask for the custody of the fertilized egg.

Xiba thought, with the evidence of the jokes, his son has a talent for raising children!Whether it is planning training tasks or exploring potentials, he is a good player. Most of Mi Ji's success as a handsome guy with good physical skills is due to Yier fans.

Xiba is a good democratic father, which is reflected in his little interference in the growth of the children below. Frankly speaking, Miji can be regarded as being brought up by Yi Ermi, and the only one that Xiba personally planned is the eldest son Yi Er. Just a fan.

Because of the successful example of Miji, Xiba, who is used to making hands-off cabinets, recognized his elder son's training ability. After a little thought, he waved his hand and gave up the education rights of the fertilized eggs.

Yi Ermi sighed contentedly, hee hee, he is looking forward to the future of being both a brother and a father!

Develop a game, the best!

But the cheering Yier fan said to the system: "I'm so pitiful! The old father made a hands-off cabinet so simply, entrusting the children's future to me."

system:?Isn't this what you want?

So in the end, what are you talking about.

Yi Ermi said again: "Hey, although I know that those who can do a lot of work, but I need to worry too much, right? What if the enemy Hakka is gone!" He seemed proud of being the center of the earth.

System indifferent face: Oh, don't you just want to show off?come!

He was so tired of this garbage host who made a sense of presence every day, what did it mean to boast about himself in a roundabout way!

I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen such narcissistic ones, it is really pia.

Yi Ermi said: "I must slaughter a batch of big ones from Kuroro this time, and I will sell two more antiques." He looked at the sky from a 45-degree angle and looked sadly, "What should I do, raise a big child? It’s not easy, I need to save a little more money for milk powder.”

The system thought: This is simply a joke, beating the enemy Hakka can't afford it!Want him to earn money for milk powder?

Il fans: Well, for the milk powder money for my younger brother, Kurolo, please go shi freely!

Just leave the money to me.

Il fan diary:

I am really a good brother who earns milk powder to support his younger brother.