Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

The system was almost dumbfounded watching Il fans step by step to attack the scorpion. He really didn't expect that the little fairy would be so good at pretending. It is a skill to advance the world as a strategy game.

Il fans: I’m a little public opinion, hehe, how can such a simple thing stump me?

Don't underestimate a little fairy who was playing tricks on Meteor Street when she was 5 years old. Although she failed, she was able to demonstrate the ability of Yier fans from that little incident, although he is a person who does not eat fireworks and only eats dew Little fairy, but still has emotional intelligence, except for lack of self-awareness, everything else is fine.

System: No, lack of self-awareness is a big problem.

Xie is a genius, but because he has been out of touch with his peers for a long time, he doesn't really know how to get along with other children, but even if he is born with a super high emotional intelligence, it is impossible to see through the sinister thoughts of Il fans, Xiao Fairy, he has always fought only prepared battles, and only when he is sure that nothing will go wrong, will the hands of evil be born.

"Scorpion, is it a ninja?" Ilmi tried hard to release his kindness, and his expressionless face finally changed a little. The killer's thoughts were exposed and he deliberately restrained himself, but there was no problem making an expression when necessary.

Although San Wu Niang is cute, but such a down-to-earth character as a childhood sweetheart must be a cuter little sister!Adjusting the plan according to the development of the plot is not a matter of course xd.

The civilians outside almost hate ninjas. The civilians living in Shayin Village will try their best to show kindness to ninjas for their lives, but there is no guarantee that everyone will be like this. He looked up at Ilmi, and there seemed to be billions of stars in the big cat eyes Flickering, Xie asked cautiously: "If Xiao Yi said, would you hate ninjas?"

"No way!" he said, "Because Scorpion is the ninja who will protect me!"

The wind and sand, the setting sun, and a slanting sun projected on Xie's face softened the side that belonged to the ninja. He was originally a cute child like an angel, but now he is even more soft and messed up.

"Well, I'll protect you." It was simply the most beautiful voice in the world.

Fuck, this is a plot that only appears in the most third-rate dog-blooded dramas, my mother!The system is almost chilling. After watching Yier fans' strategy for the past few days, his endurance has almost reached its limit. What a terrible thing it is to transfer the plot in the strategy game to the real world!In particular, he is still in the perspective of God, not only understands what kind of trash the little fairy is, but also knows what he is thinking in his heart, so seeing him pretending to be an innocent little girl attacking the red sand scorpion of a real child, I feel very special unacceptable.

It felt like the person who hated the smell the most was forced to sleep with a durian in his arms for several days, making him want to vomit with nausea.

He was very, very sympathetic to the red sand scorpion, and it was a bloody bad luck to be seen by Yier fans.

He was tormented by his conscience day by day, and finally when Yier Fan played the [Smile in the Sunset] cg, he said quietly: "Won't you feel ashamed by pretending to be a little girl to deceive boys?"

Once upon a time, the little fairy was worried because of her too motherly appearance, but now she is used to dressing up as a little girl to bluff and deceive. It can only be said that the years are a butcher's knife. The fairy who was black-hearted but still had a little conscience was forced to be raped. This society is dyed into a piece of black garbage.

No, the society cannot be blamed, it is obviously the problem of the garbage host itself.

The little fairy said innocently: "Why should I be ashamed!" He said straightforwardly, "God bestowed on me such a flower-like appearance, how can I not make more use of it?" Lost hee hee.

System: Sorry, I feel like vomiting.

Flower-like appearance, evil, thank goodness he can figure it out!

I don't understand why people like the garbage host exist in the world. Reasonably, he should be wiped out by the consciousness of the big universe!

Yier fans: Hey, you don't love me anymore!

Tsk tsk tsk, it doesn't matter if the system doesn't love him, as long as the scorpion loves him xd.

The little fairy was almost overwhelmed by her own intelligence, even he never thought that she would be able to set up a realistic attack line so quickly, she is simply the god of attack!

The system asked him: "Do you still remember the reason why you came to the Land of Wind?" He reminded the little fairy not to put the cart before the horse, of course, the biggest possibility is that he can't stand the little fairy's narcissism, "You haven't learned the trick yet. "

Ilmi asked him back, "How can I learn without scrolls!" He said very bachelorly, "The hidden sand village has been so heavily guarded recently, according to my ability, I can't break into the storage room to find the scrolls without alarming anyone." He spread his hands to show that he has more energy than energy, even if he wants to learn, he has no teaching materials.

The system was speechless, and he asked sarcastically, "Then what are you doing here?" Falling in love?

Keke, this is simply the biggest joke of the year, enough for him to laugh for a lifetime.

Elder God Yiermi is here, and he is not in a hurry: "Just wait." He said to the system, "Someone will send the scroll to me."

The system thought: Do you think Santa Claus is real?Falling from the sky to help you realize your wish, this is clearly a story that only exists in fairy tales.

However, to the great surprise of the system, Santa Claus is real, and that Santa Claus, who both he and Il fans know, is Uchiha Madara.

"If you want to go to Shaying Village after making a fuss, don't you still can't do anything?" The man who sneaked into the house at night threw a few scrolls to Yiermi, with a casual look, as if he only found three bodies. low-level ninjutsu, such as low-level ninjutsu, instead of the top-level mechanism art obtained from the highest-level guarded library in Shayin Village, and even a large ticket as a gift, scrolls such as puppet jutsu for avatar configuration, it is rare for him to visit Shayin once. The secret room in the village, naturally rewarding them, brought them all out.

Uchiha Madara is an unfair person. He is used to playing skills such as the white wolf of the gauntlet. He is not even willing to replace the blank scroll. He directly sets up a trigger-type ninjutsu, so that everyone who enters the secret room thinks Those scrolls were still lying obediently on the scroll stand.

Even if you are a fan of Il, you are envious of the convenience of Sharingan at this time. It's a big deal, and it can be settled with an illusion.

"Although I can't do it, you will help me, Madara, right?" He said lightly on his lips, but he sang to the system in his heart, "Only a mother is good in this world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure."

System: This is really torture from the depths of the soul.

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly again, very arrogant, he felt that this kid was sluggish, he looked obedient and clever, but he actually got him, "In the end, it's something that can be solved with a few scrolls." He taunted, "Can we leave the Land of Wind now?" Ilmi has been in Hidden Sand Village for more than a month, and their traces on the battlefield of the Land of Rain have finally faded a little. According to Uchiha Madara They should go to other battlefields to practice again. He has always believed that if he stays on the battlefield for a long time, he will naturally understand the philosophical proposition of "war and peace". This is his son, how can he have no understanding at all? !

His plan of Eye of the Moon has been sold to Amway for many years, but he was defeated by Il fans. Work hard.

If the son evolves into a philosopher, wouldn't it just be possible to understand Lao Tzu's unfinished business?

What Uchiha Madara didn't expect was that his son rejected his proposal again.

"Leave Hidden Sand Village?" He vetoed it outright, "Not yet." Yi Ermi said, "I still have unfinished business in Hidden Sand Village."

Madara raised his eyebrows and said to himself, what can you do.

It is also impossible for him to safely leave the older child in Hidden Sand Village every day. If there is any problem, it is too late to withdraw, so he always turns his shadow into a fire crow, and visits Hidden Sand Village from time to time.

Thanks to the tenacious vitality of this creature, even in the hidden sand village in the desert, there are three or two crows that can survive. The incarnation of Uchiha Madara is not abrupt. He probably knows that this kid wanders in the village every day. I don't know what to do, and I don't know anything about his childhood sweetheart's development plan.

Yi Er fan calculated, and felt that if he wanted to become an irreplaceable childhood playmate in Xie Xin's heart, then at least he had to go through a few more procedures. After a few years, he would come back for a second brush to deepen his impression. After thinking about it, he decided to do both. He couldn't believe that he wouldn't have the chance to come back in the future.

Uchiha Madara is a man who regards the whole continent as his back garden. He can go to any country he wants to go to, and go to any ninja village he thinks of. Why not.

Il fans are already well aware of the gentleness under Uchiha Madara's arrogant face. If Senshouzhuma is there, then they must have a common language. Uchiha Madara is indeed a very gentle person, especially for the two of them. very.

Madara said: "No matter what you have in mind, I will give you another month." This is the ultimatum, "After one month, you and I will go to Wuyin Village."

Wuyin Village, the most isolated of the five great ninja villages, has a cruel and bloody reputation in this ninja village for a long time. It does not communicate with the outside world, which means that any internal problems will not be known. Uchiha Madara, who has a good vision in this regard, almost picked this ninja village as a place to accumulate momentum from the very beginning. Up to now, he has been operating in this treasured place for a period of time, taking Il fans to see and see Just right.

Ilmi listened to Madara Uchiha's speech with his ears pricked up, and smacked his lips as soon as he caught the word "Kirigakure", and said to the system: "I told you he must have a huge network, you still don't believe it."

He knows that Uchiha Madara's attitude towards him is definitely not taking advantage of him. If he really wants to say it, it is probably mixed with expectations and unrequited love, although Uchiha Madara himself is not aware of the existence of the latter.

He hopes that he and the child of Zhujian will be strong, so he will use extreme means to throw him on the battlefield, let him be chopped and injured everywhere, and will only rescue him when he is exhausted, wandering between life and death every time. Between, and then become stronger.

This stems from Uchiha Madara's experience, whether it is ptsd, he always subconsciously believes that only ninjas who survive the flames of war are the most powerful, and the battlefield is always the place that sharpens people. Those who grow up in the greenhouse Flowers, no matter how talented they are, cannot bloom beautifully without wind and rain.

He and the child in Zhujian should be baptized by gunfire.

Become powerful in war, then what?Then what is he going to do?

To become a chess piece, to help complete the Eye of the Moon project, or simply to become a missionary or spokesperson?

No, Madara's pursuit of Amway for Il fans is a sense of identity, but he subconsciously excludes it from the plan, whether it is teaching or it may exist, let him know that the behavior of his own power belongs to his father's generation The instinct of unconscious devotion to children, although he did not make Il fans call him a father, he still positioned himself very well.

I don't know what he will think when he sees the cabbage he has carefully cultivated, pretending to be a little girl every day to go fishing, it must be a very tragic Shura field, right? (spread hands)

Uchiha Madara carried out the ninja's unpredictable whereabouts to the extreme, coming and going without a trace, and left in a hurry after seeing Ilmi. According to what Ilmi knew about him these days, the next time he comes over, he should That is to say, after a good month.

Facing the empty room, Yi Ermi stretched out his right hand and scratched his chin, his face was expressionless, but he was entangled in his heart: it seems a little rushed to clear the level in one month?

No matter what, the boss issued an ultimatum, and the time will definitely not be changed. One month will be fine, and he will definitely try hard!

Now it's the time of war, and the location is in a well-protected village. It's impossible to get a sense of the battlefield, and no one holds the temple fair that can make the childhood sweetheart's favorability soar all the way up. In this case, you can only work hard on your own, and finding a token of love is a good choice.

He thought of a strategy strategy, waited at home for a long time, and finally waited for Xie who was standing shyly at the door and refused to speak in the afternoon of the second day. To be reasonable, if it wasn't for Yier fans who paid close attention to his movements all the time, it would be true. I didn't know there was such a person standing at the door of my house.

When I was a child, I was shy and introverted, so I had to be careful. Whenever I was stimulated, I would go on the road of no return against humanity.

It's exciting to think about it?

"Have you been waiting for a long time, Scorpion?" He opened the window at the right time to ventilate the room, and then seemed to accidentally see Scorpion who had been standing at the door for a short period of time, his facial muscles moved, and finally showed Emotions like "Surprise," "Come on in," he said, "It's windy outside."

After all, it is a desert, no matter how well the wind and sand protection project is done, the wind blows up, and the sand and gravel hit the face painfully. He seemed not to notice the slight pause of the scorpion. So easily, he pulled the scorpion and brought him into the house.

System: I can't see it!

Tsk tsk tsk, what a good bird to deceive a child's feelings, if you have the guts, go and attack the coquettish bitch of Hisoku Luoluo's level!

Seeing the garbage hosts who persevere in attacking real children, the system simply wants to poke its own eyes, there is no lower limit!

Yier fans: Hee hee, little fairies don't want it!

Don't even say that little bitch Hisoka screwed up!That little bitch Kurolo?Oh my god, thinking of attacking him, the little fairy would be so disgusted that she would spit out all the dew she drank a few days ago.

Children who still don't understand anything and have great potential are the best!

Scorpion entered Yiermi's room, thanks to the ninja's instinct to observe the surrounding environment, the moment he entered the room, he subconsciously looked at the furnishings here.

The size of the house is not large, but it is more than enough for a child in Yiermi to live here, and the remaining activity space is also enough to accommodate an adult, which is just in line with the personality of Yiermi who has an uncle who does not come home often.

The room is small and old, which can be seen from the yellowed and even peeling walls, but the owner of the house is obviously a person who loves life and is ingenious. He has patched up the peeling walls with beautiful patches. Cute children's drawing.

The house is full of life, and there is no green in the desert all the year round, so I put a small pot of cactus on the windowsill, and small flowers bloomed on the cactus, adding vitality to the dim silhouette.

There was a very old doll on the table, but its face was very clean. It was obvious that her master cherished her very much. Xie quietly glanced at Yi Ermi who was going to pour water, thinking, so she likes dolls?

Il fan: Thanks to the previous owner of the house xd.

Such a poor but full of life-like house must not be made by him. It is a legacy of the previous owner. Uchiha Madara didn't pay much attention when picking the house, but when Il fans started to attack the scorpion, they found that it was a very A good plus point is that it can fully express the identity of a commoner little girl who loves him alone and loves life. It's really wonderful to think about it.

"I've been waiting for a long time." He served the tea, and also took a few simple pieces of Kopei candy. In fact, there are a lot of foreign confectionery and wagashi in stock in the cupboard. No matter how much Uchiha Madara plays, he will not treat his precious son materially , not to mention that he himself is a terrible willing party.But it is absolutely impossible for a little girl from a commoner family to have these high-end snacks, especially in Shayin Village where resources are scarce. Jinpingtang should be the best snack he can come up with.

Yier fans said that he is a strict research party, and it is absolutely impossible to play tricks.

Xie looked at the packaging of the candy, it was much simpler than the exquisite fruit hard candies at his home. Although his parents were not at home all year round, Xie was also a child of the high-level people in Shayin Village. With expectant eyes, Xiaoyi picked up a candy, peeled it off and opened it in his mouth. The greasy sweet taste made him feel a bit sluggish, far worse than the fruit-scented candies at home, but when he met Yiermi's eyes, he felt like It was found that he was really enjoying the sweetness of candy, his eyes sparkled, as if it was some supreme delicacy.

Il fans said: "Bad quality! Poor review! Little fairy, I have never eaten such a cheap candy in my life. It is so sweet that it is so unpalatable. It really insults the reputation of sweets!"

The dead fish of the system looked at him and said, "Then you don't want to eat." You still put on such an expression of enjoyment while disgusting, are you really not schizophrenic?

To be honest, the system felt that perhaps Songyang's father's split personality was not as severe as that of Little Fairy.

The little fairy categorically vetoed it: "No, I not only want to eat, but also eat happily." He said, "Otherwise, how can I reflect my poor person who has never eaten good food?"

Only a beautiful and strong poor bamboo horse can impress the soft heart of a cold genius wrapped in hard ice, hehe.

System: Just do it!

"Isn't it delicious?" He added to himself, and said to Xie, "Uncle brought this to me from the Land of Fire, and it is said to be called Jinpingtang." With a very happy expression, "Sweet, this is probably Is it the taste of happiness?"

System: "The lines are disgusting."

Yi Er fans back to him: "Which Otome game line have you seen that is not disgusting?"

But what about that sentence?Everything is a routine. The reason why a classic can become a classic is because it is bloody enough. Although both the system and Il fans think this line is so disgusting that it explodes, but the scorpion who has never seen the big world just eats it. , I was stunned for a while, and I borrowed the description of the girl's manga, probably "the current her is shining!"

The beautiful and kind childhood sweetheart, the light of happiness on her body dispelled the darkness in Xie's heart, the ice was broken and turned into a warm and gurgling river, and the feeling called "moving" slowly flowed in his heart. I said to myself: "Is this probably the feeling of happiness?"

A fleeting feeling of happiness that makes people want to cry.

He looked up, and inadvertently saw the clean doll on the table, and asked Yi Ermi almost urgently: "Do you like dolls?" He was eager, no, eager to do something for him.

Xiao Yi said, "I like it."

"I like dolls the most."

"Then I will definitely give you the most exquisite doll in the world." The boy who was born in a puppet family promised.

Yier fan pulled out a cold smile in his heart: engagement token get.

He almost saw the general progress bar on the head of the red sand scorpion: 80%.

If you work harder, you will succeed in the strategy!

Il fan diary:

Hee hee, I'm really a bad fairy who plays with emotions!