Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

All the changes in life come from accidents, and what the plan can't keep up with the changes is the consequences of accidents.

When Ilmi saw the dark and angry Uchiha Madara in his humble temporary residence, he knew that he might have encountered another accident.

Yi Ermi asked the system solemnly: "What should I do if I see my fresh and delicious cabbage being kicked by a wild boar by the roadside?"

The system answered him indifferently: "If it's Uchiha Madara, then of course the wild boar will be slaughtered."

Why can someone in this world compare himself to a fresh and delicious cabbage so frankly?How shameless!

"Is this the important thing you said you didn't finish?" Uchiha Madara was almost pissed off by this little bastard who didn't follow common sense. "Pretend to be a little girl and fall in love with that kid?"

Rarely, the father's love exploded and he went to Shayin Village to secretly take a look at his son who lived alone, but unexpectedly, he ran into a picture of him wearing a small coat and holding hands with the red-haired little boy. How could his own boy not know him after raising him for so long? His character, when he is cold, is not like him and the cubs in Zhujian!

but!

It's because of his cold personality that when Uchiha Madara saw him smiling at Scorpion, his lungs almost exploded. He didn't have any expression for his serious mother, but smiled at that kid?Don't tell him it's not love!

Yiermi stuck out her tongue mischievously, and said in her heart: "Bingo, you got the answer right!" This is just a one-sided strategy game, hehe.

However, even if some things are true, they must not be explained in a single word, otherwise the result of Yier fans is definitely not covered by a simple word "death".

There are some things in this world that can only be said and cannot be done, and there are still some things in this world that can only be done but cannot be said. The latter is the one on the Yier fan stall.

Regarding Uchiha Madara's exasperated questioning, he naturally categorically rejected: "How is it possible." He said, "I just want to make friends with him." Ilmi explained, "Scorpion is Chiyo's grandson. He is an elite ninja of the Sand Hidden Puppet Army, and he is the best in terms of bloodlines and resources, and being friends with him is beneficial and harmless." After thinking for less than a second, he decided to express his thoughts clearly. "Besides, I hope to have the opportunity to recruit him in the future. The current relationship is just laying the foundation."

"Recruit him?" Madara Uchiha was still angry, but he still had reason and was willing to give Ilmi a chance to defend himself. When he heard the word "recruit", he finally became interested and condescended a little Chin, motioning for him to continue, "Tell me, what do you want to do."

Yier Fan said: "It's just an idea." He said, "In order to achieve a certain purpose, more people are needed. This is a long and huge project." His face was deep, as if he really had ambitions.

System: Shit!

Don't you just want to expand the business of beating enemies?What are you doing so loudly?

In fact, the system feels that the little trash fairy is quite contradictory. Obviously, he can define his eyes higher, such as overthrowing the deformity of the ninja system, coercing the emperor to order the princes, or simply overthrowing the rule of the daimyo, but he doesn't like it. Go down hard anal with the beating enemy.

Yier Miyu said to the system earnestly: "One cannot forget one's roots!"

Being a killer is more worry-free, just consider doing missions to expand your business. The commanding heights of the industry are not a dream, but there are too many annoying things to do if you really want to take the hegemony route, so it is better to be a killer and be at ease.

When Yiermi said this to the system for the first time, he also looked at the little fairy with admiration. This kind of thought, this depth, is simply the most primitive moralist in the hunter world. He was about to be persuaded.

Little Fairy: Actually, I just find it annoying hehe.

His life plan has never been such a grand ideal of conquering the world. Wanting to become the god of the new world, isn't that a dream that only the second child can have?

Same goes for world peace or something.

But in the face of Uchiha Madara, this is absolutely unspeakable. After all, his mother is a man who takes world peace as his mission, and he really believes that letting everyone live in illusion is the right way. see.

If he wants to convince Madara Uchiha, who is different from ordinary people, he must raise a banner for himself: "I want to overthrow the existing system!" Although his expression does not change, he uses the tone of his voice to make people feel that he He was filled with righteous indignation, "The ninja system is deformed." He said his previous thoughts, "The strong submit to the weak, and we are clearly wolves who insist on putting shackles on ourselves. We should not be driven by daimyo, complete The exchange of money and food for missions is a fair trade, but it is not within this scope to fight for free for daimyo." He said, "Ninjas should not suffer the pain of war impermanently, everyone's life is equal!"

Uchiha Madara's expression was moved, and the system was shocked, how familiar these words are!The rubbish host is obviously copying here and there, and squeezed out a theory from the content of philosophy books. From the system's ears, it can only sigh why the hot chicken host can say such things in a high-sounding manner, but Uchiha Madara just different.

This brat still has a little bit of similarity with me, he could hardly help applauding Yiermi, who has the potential to become a philosopher, even though he was struggling with Yiermi and himself and Hashirama every day before. There are no similarities, but now it seems that there is still a Mimi like him, otherwise how could he be thinking about the nature of the world at a young age?

Well, it is indeed his Uchiha Madara's species.

"There are many loopholes, but the idea is worthy of praise." His anger finally dissipated, and he said to the Il fans with a pleasant face, "That brat, do you think it is worth recruiting?"

Yi Ermi nodded: "He will definitely become an excellent ninja." He could feel the potential in Scorpion.

The little fairy saw that Uchiha Madara had basically calmed down, and secretly compared a v in her heart, it's safe Oye!

But is it really that easy to be safe?I'm afraid not necessarily.

"So, you are going to recruit him by falling in love with him?" Uchiha Madara thought of this again, and said to Ilmi in a mocking tone, "Does he know you are a boy?" From what I saw, I'm afraid I don't know.

Yier fans retorted: "This is not love, but friendship."

No wonder!This time not only the system, but even Uchiha Madara cursed in his heart, this brat, opened his eyes and told nonsense, did he think he was dead?You can get over it by just messing around.

Uchiha Madara waved his hand, and said impatiently: "No matter what you want to do, I will give you a day to clean up, and I will go to the country of water tomorrow with me."

The little fairy groaned, she was greatly frightened, and said to herself, my mother, are you kidding me?We talked well just now, why don't you play cards according to common sense?Co-authoring all the sensational things I just did are in vain?Can't you do it once in a while, my mother?

Uchiha Madara: No, I will do whatever you think, wouldn't it be embarrassing?

He tried to send cute and pitiful light waves to Uchiha Madara, but it was useless, his mother still had a ruthless stepmother face, and when Ilmi looked at him, his eyebrows were tangled together, very impatient: "You only have one day, and then I will take you to the Land of Water on time." He added, "It won't work for a minute longer."

The little fairy said to the system in shock: "He is so cruel and ruthless!"

The system didn't cooperate with his desire, so it hummed and ignored the little fairy.

However, is the little fairy the kind of species that needs the cooperation of humans?Of course not, he can justify himself: "There is no way, since the countdown is only one day, then we have to use special measures."

He sat down under Uchiha Madara's surprised eyes, and began to flip through the scroll he gave himself before, looking calm and not in a hurry.

Even after following his system for so long, he couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was buried in Yiermi's gourd. He was so panicked just now, why did he calm down now?

strangeness.

Uchiha Madara simply sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes and rested his mind, he wanted to see what this kid was going to do, isn't it just a day, he can afford it.

It was the system that couldn't hold back and asked Yier fans first: "Aren't you going to say goodbye to Xie?"

Yi Ermi hehe: "If you ask me, I'll tell you, don't I lose face?"

system:"……"

Spicy chicken!Retarded!Scum!

He had sold enough, and finally announced his plan with a sense of accomplishment: "Since there is only one day left, then we must maximize the benefits of the strategy." He tilted his head, "What could be better than [A farewell caught off guard] Is this cg better for gaining favorability?" When he was young, he was suddenly separated for various reasons, so he could only hurriedly shoulder the last childhood sweetheart, exchange tokens and watch him go. The memory is more and more beautified, and after beautifying to a certain level, it will naturally become the moonlight white in my heart.

A moonlight white that will never be forgotten in a lifetime.

But such a sudden parting requires the right time, place and people. He needs to create a sense of urgency, leaving only half an hour for the farewell, and it is best for him to see the scene of leaving the gate of the hidden sand village with his uncle.

It's just because of his mother's suffering, it is estimated that one more illusion will be used, so that he can go out from the gate of Shayin Village with the uncle in the data.

The system is scary, so scheming!

As expected of a little fairy who has conquered thousands of Two-dimensional characters, she has evolved into a scheming coquettish slut in the process of conquering!

By the way, why don't you attack Hisoka and Kurolo if you have the ability? (doge face)

If Irmi knows the content of the system's slander, he will definitely tell him kindly that Kuroro and Hisoka are the gods of strategy that are no less than him. He is still clean and clean, and he will not tease children when it is not necessary. Well, although the same is true for Kuroro, he has become a habitual offender. Whenever he has any information on the relics or an invitation letter to the auction, he will go to hook up with the eldest lady of the family.

Il fans felt that if he wasn't born on Meteor Street, he would probably be the kind of scumbag who spends his weekends dating girls, not at all like a pure-hearted little fairy hee hee.

Not to mention Hisoka, the humanoid hormones are so lustful that they directly raised the level of seduction to the level of seduction. If they want to attack these two, the difficulty is sss level, not to mention that the thought of this possibility makes him feel disgusted Feeling sick, they are both coquettish bitches, why bother to torture each other, they should go to torture others (spread hands).

Ilmi has strong concentration and the biological clock in his brain is also accurate. If he said to leave half an hour, it must be not more than one minute and not less than one minute, and there is still half an hour. He put away the scroll on time, picked up the Baby, with clogs hanging down on his feet, slowly ran towards Xie's house. Of course, this slowness is compared to his usual speed, and it is already extraordinary for underage civilian children.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyelids, his gaze was like a torch, and he stuck his gaze behind Ilmi who had already run away, and then decisively summoned a crow to follow him.

Don't underestimate the curiosity of the old man, even he wants to know what his little boy is going to do, okay?

The system asked him, "Why are you taking this doll?" He thought the doll had fulfilled its historical mission.

The fans of Yier replied: "In order to let its residual value shine."

Thanks to his character of maximizing the interests of all things, he left this piece of scrap iron, and he found a chance to use it, anyway, we are going to say goodbye anyway, why don't we leave each other with a thought, this is "Xiaoyi" "My favorite doll xd.

He tried his best to make himself run in a bit of a panic. He was prepared to show his eagerness, but his beauty was not tarnished by the wind and sand in the hidden sand village. It was the last farewell, and of course it had to be beautiful , Il fans even asked the system seriously in their hearts: "Is there any ninjutsu that can make me radiant from the inside out?" It seems that it is more in line with the definition of "the heroine shines on the girl's body"?

The system answered him angrily: "You can go to HP and you will have it."

IL fans:? ? ?

what is hplife value?

"Ah, I see." Scorpion's home is right in front of him.

Yi Ermi adjusted his breathing, trying to make him short of breath, even out of breath, he knocked on the door, softened his voice and called "Scorpion Lord".

Childhood sweetheart comes standard with honorifics, you deserve it.

Scorpion is making a puppet. It is not difficult to make a miniature puppet, but the point is how to make it more beautiful. It is also a coincidence. When Ilmi knocked on the door, he was just in time to paint the last eyebrows of this puppet.

Xie is indeed the grandson of Chiyo. If he wants to, he can make the puppet even more beautiful than the Ji Jun doll on the display shelf. The doll in his hand has a prototype. Anyone who is fascinated can recognize it at a glance, this puppet has a lot of similarities with him.

Probably the appearance of an adult Yier fan?Putting on the princess's costume, it is so exquisite that it is difficult to describe it in words.

"Xiao Yi?" He heard a knock on the door, a little strange, in his memory, Xiao Yi has never been so eager, he has always been shy, not in a hurry, compared to ordinary children, has already Introverted to the point of lifelessness, but more lively than a puppet.

If you really had to find a word to describe him, it would probably be Tranquility, right?It is as quiet as a pool of clear spring water, and like the spring breeze in March, the breeze blows on the face and soothes people's hearts.

What could make such a little Yi anxious?He went to open the door in three steps at a time, but picked up the doll that had just been made in his hand.

"Xiaoyi." The doorknob was turned, and the door opened, eyes full of anxiety met another pair of eyes with the same anxiety, but one of them was anxious on the surface, while the other was really worried from the bottom of his heart.

"What's the matter?" Scorpion's brows and eyes are faint, so when the calm brows and eyes are stained with burnt color, it will be particularly touching. If there are female elders here, they will definitely admire his angelic face bestowed by heaven, let alone adult, I'm afraid that when he grows up to 15 or 6 years old, he will become a handsome man like Guang Guangshi in the novel, who shines brightly in Gyeonggi, right?If he needs it, I don't know how many women are willing to cry for him.

But this Meier fan can't appreciate it. Who told him to have a rare good face?

Xiao Yi bit her lip, and when she was about to speak, she hesitated to speak. Ninjas are always precocious, and geniuses like Xie are the most special. Although they are not at the age of meeting dear, they also understand what vague affection is. Seeing Xiao Yi, he seemed like If there is something unspeakable, I take the initiative to take out the finished doll.

"The promised doll." He said softly, "I promise you, I will give you the most beautiful doll."

Yi Ermi felt a groan in her heart, and said, big brother, you are too cooperative, I didn't expect such a brilliant pen.

He took the doll and looked it up and down. Sure enough, the doll was full of traces of Il fans. He praised the system in his heart: "This brother's craftsmanship is good. This doll is basically the same as when I was 12 years old."

The Ji Jun doll made by Xie is about 14 years old. Although there is a small difference from the 12-year-old body of Ilmi in Hunter World, if it really grows, it is probably not the same. Really. It's really like it!

From Scorpion's perspective, I saw Yi Ermi looked down at the puppet, then raised his head, with a bit of inadvertent blankness on his face, and asked him: "Mr. Scorpion made me?" Carefully, as cute as a rabbit .

The expression on Xie's face became softer: "Yeah." He said, "Xiao Yi is more beautiful than the princess!" Of course he has never met the princess, but who can't say beautiful words?There is no child in Shayin Village who is more beautiful than Yiermi. He thought, the most beautiful and noble princess in the legend is nothing more than that?

After receiving such a compliment, Xiao Yi, who is a commoner, was naturally very moved. He lowered his head, wondering what he was thinking, and suddenly took out the old doll he was holding in his arms, and put it in Xie's hands all at once.

Scorpion is a little puzzled, what is this for?

Xiaoyi finally spoke, but the first sentence was the most terrible news, like a thunderbolt from the blue, which shattered Xie's consciousness: "Uncle, he wants to take me out of Shayin Village." All the tiny hopes in my heart were shattered, "I'm leaving after I say goodbye."

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Xie's brows were stained with anxiety, "There is obviously a war outside, and only Shayin Village is the safest."

He heard the little girl's voice as low as a mosquito humming: "Uncle wants to take me back to my hometown." He said, "Uncle said, that's the safest place."

He interrupted what Xie hadn't said, and continued: "At first, I wondered if it would be better if I left without saying goodbye, so that Mr. Xie would not be sad because of my leaving."

The system's teeth ached after hearing this, to be reasonable, you and Xie are both little puppies, okay?Recently, Xiao Douding's literary talent has reached the point where he can star in a third-rate romantic drama?Simply nonsense!

Il fans: Uchiha Sasuke next door has a support group at a young age, why can’t I.

Xie wanted to say no, it would make me sad if you leave without saying goodbye, but before she could say it, she was interrupted by Xiaoyi again: "But, I am indeed a very selfish person." [Il Mi no Smile], "I hope Mr. Scorpion can remember me."

He said: "I don't have any good things, the most precious thing is this doll, which is much rougher than Mr. Scorpion's." His eyelashes trembled slightly, "But, if you see it, Scorpion should be able to think of me." Bar?"

"Even if I can think of me once, I will be very satisfied."

"Sayou Lala, Lord Scorpion."

Xie stood at the entrance of the village, clutching the doll that Yiermi gave him tightly in his hand, watching the little girl and the man who led her leave, sighing slightly in his heart: This idiot, doesn’t he know that you can’t use Lala indiscriminately? ?On this occasion, it would be more reassuring to say goodbye clearly, right?

Goodbye, Xiao Yi.

The system also asked Yi Ermi: "Why do you use Sarah, doesn't that mean farewell?"

The little fairy replied to him: "Because it fits the occasion!" In this kind of world, it is easy to separate heaven and man forever, okay?

He turned his head, and through the boundless wind and sand, he could still see the shadow of Scorpion watching him. That red hair was hotter than the flames.

Red sand scorpion, favorability, 100.

The basic page, which had been paralyzed, lit up for a moment, and then returned to the paralyzed state before the system found out. The rewards have been quietly issued, and they can be opened after leaving this world.

Uchiha Madara, who cooperated with his own children, finally couldn't help but show a subtle expression of disgust. This expression is really indescribable. I don't know whether it should be said that he was punched in the stomach and wanted to retch, or he had already vomited. Nearly collapsed several times.

"Why can you say that disgusting line without changing your face." He really asked sincerely, "Who is it inherited from?"

Yi Er lost his mind to him: "Probably a combination of both."

Isn't the childhood sweetheart story between you and Senjujuku more suitable for the big screen than any otome game?

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