Rabbit Essence Plays Onmyoji

Lu Zhaoyuan regretted jumping out of the window in his original form. He is so old anyway, why is he so unsteady in his actions, at least he has to drive a car there, and how long will he have to run on four legs?

But he has already come out, and his paws have fallen to the ground, there is no reason to go back in the middle of the night, it is not worth it just to travel decently.

But he obviously didn't expect that jumping out of the window alone was not the time when he was the most unsteady, and Lu Zhaoyuan, who was about to go online soon, was the real jumping king.

The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is the Lantern Festival, which happens to be on Friday. Many young people have no concept of celebrating the festival, nor do they have the concept of having to eat a Lantern Festival. Instead, they meet to go to hot springs or have dinner together.

So on such a night, the streets are filled with the sound of cars starting, and groups of laughing and laughing.

"Oh, you don't know his younger brother in our class. It's okay, but it seems that there is something wrong with his brain. It's a pity." The two girls who went home together turned around from the intersection, and they walked at the same slow pace, chatting about the things in the class. gossip.

The girl holding the strap of her backpack asked puzzledly, "What's the problem?"

The girl who had just escaped giggled, with regret in her tone, "I heard that I have delusional disorder, always thinking that I am an angel and can fly away, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Halfway through the little girl’s speech, she happened to see, out of the corner of her eye, a figure running out of the gate of the neighborhood next door. It was a black giant about two meters long, so fast that the naked eye could not see its shape clearly. eyes, like some ferocious beast.

For a moment, the girl couldn't calm down at all, so she jumped up and grabbed the partner beside her anyway, faltering to explain what she wanted to say.

Due to the different positions of the two, her companion didn't see anything at all, but because her arm hurt from being scratched, she couldn't help showing disgust, but it quickly changed to worry, "Xiaoqiu, are you okay, see what?"

The frightened girl Xiaoqiu shook her head like a rattle, quickly glanced at the empty gate of the community, and hurriedly looked around, unable to tell whether what she just saw was real or not.

"It's okay, let's go home." Xiaoqiu felt goosebumps all over her body in this chilly night. After she finished speaking, she dragged her companion and hurried away from the gate of the community without looking up.

Lu Zhaoyuan, who had no idea that he had scared passers-by, was struggling forward. He did not choose to take a hidden path, but ran along the main road.

Night has become his best protective color, human dynamic vision can't keep up with his speed, so he doesn't need to worry about his appearance scaring people who shouldn't be scared.

As for what the girl Xiaoqiu saw just now, Lu Zhaoyuan didn't take it to heart at all.

...

Pei You slept soundly. In his dream, he was still living at Lu Zhaoyuan's house. He was soaking in a hot bath and drinking high-grade red wine. The melodious baritone voice echoed in the room. The sexy voice vibrated his periosteum. Stretch the body and mind, relax and enjoy.

Pei You, who was having a sweet dream, vaguely heard his window click, as if being pulled open, he moved suspiciously, but was too sleepy to open his eyes.

Pei You turned over wearily, rubbed the pillow with a blank mind, and found that the voice had disappeared, and fell into the dream of the hot bath again.

If he opened his eyes and took a look at this moment, he would find that the curtains of his house had been pitifully trampled on by several dirty footprints, and the footprints followed the window all the way to the bed.

A wolf that was longer than the bed was lying on the bed. The wolf's green eyes seemed to be starving, and its fangs were sticking out of its lips, only a few centimeters away from Pei You's neck.

Lu Zhaoyuan, the hungry wolf, snorted, tapped the other's sleeping cheek with his wet nose, and opened his mouth.

"Aoooooooooo!"

A long howling wolf echoed in the small room, because Lu Zhaoyuan was too close to Pei You, the sound directly pierced the eardrums and awakened Pei You.

As soon as Pei You heard the wolf howling, he got up on his stomach grumblingly. He was dizzy and got up too fast, and it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything clearly.

Then he plunged into the fluffy fur, heard a muffled grunt above his head, and slowly raised his head.

"Wolf? Wolf! Wolf!" As soon as Pei You looked up, he saw the green eyes of the other party, and saw his dull expression from the huge pupils.

He looked at the wolf in disbelief, then looked around the house, and found that this was not a drill, and the panic surged up and burned all over his body.

With a bang, there was no such thing as a human being on the bed that was originally a living person.

The giant wolf tilted its head in confusion, stretched out its big paws, carefully put away its sharp nails, and moved the small ball of objects.

The white lump shook, followed by a burst of high-intensity, intense shaking. I don't know if I was tired from the shaking. After a while, it stopped moving, and the ball slowly unfolded.

Seeing that Pei You fainted from shock, Lu Zhaoyuan finally laughed out loud with an expression of a successful prank.

"Awww."

The dead rabbit rolled around with Lu Zhaoyuan's claws for a few times, but still didn't respond. If it wasn't for Lu Zhaoyuan's good eyesight and seeing the slightly trembling mustache, he would have been fooled by the other party.

Lu Zhaoyuan moved it again for a while, seeing Pei You rolled around by him, he didn't dare to open his eyes, so he lowered his head and opened his mouth.

Pei You happened to be facing the huge mouth on the top of his head at this time, and he realized that something was wrong, his eyes were slightly inset, and he happened to see the strong back tooth socket of the other party.

It is said that the bite force of a wolf can't pose any threat to him even if it is hundreds of rabbits.

Pei You's eyes widened, seeing the giant mouth getting closer and closer to him, wouldn't it be easier to be eaten by the other party if he pretended to be dead at this time?

Pei You used the fastest speed in his life, and rolled out of the giant wolf's mouth like a small whirlwind.

"I don't like it! Rabbit meat is very disgusting, please don't eat me, brother wolf, I'm still young and I don't want to die!"

Lu Zhaoyuan held back his laughter so much that he was about to get hurt internally.

Pei You waited for a while but did not see the giant wolf's voice, so he continued: "Actually, I am over 300 years old, the meat must be very old, and it tastes stuffy to eat! It's inconvenient for my brother to eat, really."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the other party expectantly.

silent.

Except for the wolf's heavy breathing and the creaking of the bed, Pei You had never heard the wolf speak a human language. Could it be that this wolf is a new monster who just came out of the wolf's den?Can't speak human language?

He looked uncertainly at the giant wolf that was sitting up.

Pei You, who was in the shape of a little rabbit, also squatted up, holding his two front paws together, raised his little head and thought of something shameful, closed his eyes slightly, and moved his cute three-petal mouth.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

Pei You thinks so, this wolf can't speak human language, and he doesn't know how to speak wolf language, but the situation is serious at this moment, if he doesn't do something, this giant wolf can trample him to death with a single temper. So he imitated the sound of a wolf howling, but actually muttered the meaning he wanted to express in his heart, hoping to convey it through brain waves.

However, he saw that the giant wolf on the opposite side was shaking all over, and the corners of its mouth twitched from time to time, making its appearance even more ferocious and terrifying.

#我是一个兔子, at this time there is a giant wolf standing opposite, how should I escape for help? #

Pei You experienced the cruelest punishment in history that night. He was held in his mouth by this giant wolf, stepped on his feet, and wiped his body with snot. Anyway, he was played with all kinds of methods, and he was exhausted. Exhausted, seeing the dawn, he rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

Before he fell asleep, he thought that the wolf had no intention of eating him, and he didn't know if his idea had been conveyed, and his life was no longer in danger.

And when he woke up, he wished he could crack his head, why did he fall asleep!Why not let Big Brother Wolf play for a while longer!

He woke up in a pile of ruins. The home seemed to have been baptized by a tornado. The bed had collapsed, the bedroom door frame fell to the ground, and the door had become a piece of cake, pressed under the leaky closet. The clothes in the closet It fell to the ground, with footprints of various plum blossoms evenly stepped on it.

Pei You took a deep breath and came to the living room to see that the sofa cushions were crushed and fell all over the floor, the sliding door glass of the kitchen was missing, and the pots and pans were in every corner of the room as if they had sung a symphony, not to mention the bathroom The newly repaired shower was once again mission over.

Is this a wolf?Are you sure it wasn't a husky that you met last night?

Pei You looked around the room, but couldn't find the giant wolf. It seemed that it left through the broken living room window.

He looked at the mess on the ground, squeezed himself in pain, and realized that this was not a dream. He squatted on the ground with a pale face and hugged the computer with only half of the screen left.

Lu Zhaoyuan ran home excitedly. In fact, he was not such an unsteady wolf, he just acted recklessly last night.

He remembered that Pei You said that he wanted to make money, that he wanted to buy a bathtub, etc., which proved that Pei You wanted to make money. If he pushed the other party to a corner, then he would use Lu Zhaoyuan's identity to lend a helping hand, and he would definitely be able to change himself in the other party's heart. idea.

There is a good saying, a fool who was pregnant for three years (strike out) and a fool in love (check mark), Lu Zhaoyuan is a good leader in his career, leading the team to overcome difficulties, and is the wisdom of the entire company, but The employees of Tianyu Media probably never expected that their general manager would do such a naive thing.

Lu Zhaoyuan returned home and changed back to his original shape, he couldn't wait to edit the text message and send it to the other party.

Lu Zhaoyuan: The company needs an assistant to the general manager. When you are free at work, you can answer the phone and make coffee. Five social insurance and one housing fund on weekends and holidays. The salary is 4500. Do you want to try it?

Lu Zhaoyuan felt a little anxious after sending it, but he sent a text message instead of WeChat, and he didn't undo this step, so he could only watch the message that the text message had been delivered, and there was nothing he could do.