Rabbit Essence Plays Onmyoji

Pei You's mood at this moment can probably be expressed in two words - "Fuck"

He clasped the stump of the computer in his arms with trembling hands. He couldn't help admiring the destructive ability of some giant wolves in his heart. A dead rabbit.

With his few savings, it would be great if he could buy a bed!

So when he threw away the computer in tears and picked up the only intact mobile phone, looking at Lu Zhaoyuan's text message, he suddenly felt like a pie in the sky.

But to be honest, he and Lu Zhaoyuan were not very close friends, and the other party introduced him to such a job suddenly...Why did he not feel that there was anything wrong with Lu Zhaoyuan, but was very grateful to him?Is this what it feels like to pick up shit when you have no money?No, no, it's not that Lu Zhaoyuan is that dog.

Pei You rejoiced inwardly for a while before he finally realized that this job was a bit deliberate, and it happened at the time when he went bankrupt, there was a conspiracy!

He remembered that Lu Zhaoyuan said that there was a wolf demon near his home, combined with yesterday's giant wolf, Pei You, who had learned a lot of conspiracy theories in the live broadcast, slapped his thigh, there was a big problem, Lu Zhaoyuan would not be in command of that wolf The demon came to tear the house down, right?

Pei You was amused by his own random thoughts, Lu Zhaoyuan obviously introduced jobs to him who was unemployed because the two knew each other, how could he still suspect that the other party's motives were not pure, as expected, he was subtly influenced by those trolls.

However, Thigh also introduced him to the job of an assistant before. Isn't it difficult to be an assistant?Why is it so hard to find someone?Or the general manager with a fat head and big ears, a gold chain around his neck, and a cigarette in his right hand?A non-mainstream person who always uses dirty words and insults others? "Hahaha, ouch, bah bah."

Sitting in the ruins, Pei You smiled at the dust. He looked at Lu Zhaoyuan in the text message and said that the assistant only needs to answer the phone and make coffee, so it must not be difficult work.

Pei You shivered for a moment, alas, what is he thinking so much about, anyway, a fairy like him who is not good at technology can't go out to work, so he thinks too much.

He sighed, looked at his only source of income, the computer with only half a screen left, feeling a little unhappy.

It is a luxury to turn on the computer, not to mention live broadcasting, so how does he make money?How to fill up the broken furniture?

Pei You turned on the phone screen, clicked on the text message unconsciously, and was in a daze for a long time, fighting fiercely in his heart.For the first time, the little angel in his mind overcame his timidity, raised the scepter in his hand and said to Pei You with a bold attitude: "If you don't go, you will starve to death! You coward!"

This is a proposition!

In the end, Pei You timidly replied to Lu Zhaoyuan, and decided to give it a try.

Lu Zhaoyuan is working in a state of looking at documents for 3 minutes and glancing at his mobile phone. The efficiency is not mentioned. He has been in a daze many times and dyed red pen marks on countless documents.Waiting left and right finally waited for the sound of the text message, picked it up and looked at the cautious question sent by Pei You, the heart that was hanging in the air finally fell to the ground.

Lu Zhaoyuan: In the afternoon, go to Xli Building for an interview.

Lu Zhaoyuan stood up immediately after sending the message, startling Gou Mei who pushed the door open.

Gou Mei was holding a stack of documents, trembling in small steps, stepping on her uncomfortable high heels, and dawdling in front of the general manager, "This is the resume submitted by the general manager in the past few days. Very good young man, please take a look."

Lu Zhaoyuan gathered his clothes, pretended to be calm and sat down again, "What resume?"

Gou Mei had a dark line in her heart, she really admired the general manager in front of her at this moment, and she cast all her admiration.Feeling that she has worked so hard to find an assistant, but the other party didn't take this matter to heart at all, "The position of assistant to the general manager recruited by the HR department..."

"Didn't I say that there is someone to choose?" Lu Zhaoyuan impatiently interrupted the other party's next words.

The corners of Gou Mei's mouth trembled, yes, you said it, but it's been years, and I haven't seen this so-called candidate come to report?In fact, it’s nothing. The main reason is that the general manager can work day and night without an assistant watching over him. He doesn’t need to eat, drink, and go to the toilet. With such a workaholic posture, who would dare to leave work?

Gou Mei became more courageous, and puffed up her unsuspecting chest, "General manager, you can take a look at the resumes of these people first, they all graduated from good schools, their majors are in line with our company's business, they have work experience, at least they can take care of the general manager. Manager's daily catering...”

"Oh, my candidate will come for an interview in the afternoon."

Gou Mei almost rolled her eyes with a sip of saliva in her throat. Is this panting way of talking to piss off the dog?

She coughed unnaturally with her fists at the corners of her mouth. Seeing General Manager Lu cast a disgusted glance at her, she lifted up the resume in her hand helplessly, "Then these..."

"threw."

"..."

"His name is Pei You. You've met him before. When you come here, take care of him and don't let him do heavy work. If it doesn't work, choose a better one from these resumes to be his assistant. Do you understand? Go down."

Gou Mei walked out of the general manager's office in a dizzy state, glanced at the resume in her arms, and felt that her temples were throbbing.

She can guarantee that there is no one in the whole company who doesn't know Pei You. When Pei You comes to work, the whole company will be clear about his status and identity. They don't dare to let Pei You do anything if they need special instructions from the general manager. what!Just stay quietly by the general manager's side and wait for food!It would be better if you blow the wind beside your pillow and don't work any longer!

However, Pei You still misunderstood her, heck, can she pretend not to be there during the interview later?

...

After Pei You received Lu Zhaoyuan's text message, he squatted on the ground a little decadently.He doesn't want to go out to work. If he can, he wants to be an otaku for the rest of his life. Even if he is the most useless rabbit spirit, he still doesn't have much confidence in the ability of transforming.

If something is exposed at work, he will never go out again!

Pei You stared at the scattered trash in front of him and nodded. Pei You, who had made up his mind, could never have imagined that a new rabbit life would start in the afternoon, which even caused a great change in his personality, so I won't talk about it here.

The ground was a mess, Pei You couldn't stand it anymore and rolled up his sleeves. He just took this opportunity to pack up the things that were left behind that were long out of use. What's the use... Hehehe, the salary is 4500 yuan per month, which is [-] million yuan in a year!

Is the big tub far off?Not far away!In the not-too-distant future!Anyway, he has plenty of time!

At this time, Pei You forgot those worries, and only wanted to revive his hometown(?)

It was noon after cleaning up. Pei You took a look at the refrigerator with the door dropped. He didn't expect any food to survive in it, so he went to the bedroom to find money hungry. He couldn't find the money, so he had to go out with his bank card and bank card. up.

Pei You covered himself tightly, and bought a bag of small bread and milk in a hurry as he walked. It was already close to 12:[-]. He thought that it would be better to arrive earlier for the interview, so he sat down and sat down. The bus, the destination is directly to X Li Building.

On the way, he took advantage of the fact that there were not many people in the car, and sat in the back row, quickly settled the rations, and then pretended to be an old god and looked out the window.

Pei You had never been to Xili Building before. When he got out of the car and looked at the building in front of him, he couldn't see the roof even if he raised his head. He stood at the door and counted the floors but failed to count the floors.

"1, 2, 3... 32, 33, 34, eh, where is the count?" Pei You almost cried because he came to the interview without knowing anything. He only knew the location of the interview, but he didn't know Which company was interviewed, and is there anyone more stupid than him?

"The company has a total of 42 floors. Our boss's surname is Lu, so 4 plus 2 equals 6. Why are you standing there stupidly? Aren't you here for an interview?"

Someone suddenly made a sound beside him, Pei You took a few steps back and looked over, only to realize that it was an acquaintance, Gou Qiu who came to pay New Year's greetings when he was staying at Lu Zhaoyuan's house.

"Why are you here? You work here? Hey, what about you and Lu Zhaoyuan?"

Gou Qiu went to the bone shop late at noon, he didn't eat a big bone, he was in a bad mood, he didn't care who the other party was or who he would be in the future, he glanced at Pei You with a paralyzed face, humming He walked into the building immediately.

Pei You twitched the corners of his mouth, and followed Gou Chou's footsteps into the Xingli Building.Following Gou Qiu up to the 34th floor, he ran around turning left and right again, watching the other party take his seat, Pei You was dumbfounded again.

"Hey, didn't you take me to the interview?"

Gou Qiu stopped turning his pen, patted his head and stood up, he finally walked out of the big-boned resentment, and only then remembered that there is still such a person as Pei You, who is still quite important.

He coughed, took out his mobile phone and called Gou Mei who didn't know where he was going, "I received the assistant to the general manager, now take him directly to the general manager, or should I ask you to meet?"

Gou Mei was discussing fighting skills with people from the personnel department. When she heard this, she said with some fear: "Send it directly to the general manager. It doesn't make any difference whether I face it or not. Anyway, they are all recognized by the general manager." .”

Gou Qiu nodded in agreement, and scrutinized Pei You, who was looking at the environment. Mmmm, her butt was sticking out, and she didn't know what the general manager was doing to bring someone to the company.

"Cough, follow me to the general manager's office." Gou Qiu interrupted the whimsical thoughts in his heart, and took the lead to lead the way.

Pei You was taken aback when he heard the words. He glanced at the time and it was still early. Most of the company's employees were not at work, so he knew they were still on their lunch break. If he disturbed the general manager at this time, he might be his future boss, isn't it a little bit Are you too bad at seeing?

But Gou Qiu led him all the way to the top floor, and looked at the words of the general manager in front of him, so he had to cheer up.

He knocked on the door, but no one responded. He looked at Gou Chou as if asking for help, but he didn't know that he had disappeared when he was up there!Damn, you are so irresponsible!

Pei You had no choice but to bite the bullet and push the door open.

Guess who he saw?Lu Zhaoyuan!Unexpectedly, Lu Zhaoyuan was so responsible for his livelihood, much better than Gou Chou!

When Pei You saw an acquaintance, and an acquaintance who knew his little secret, he seemed a little more relaxed, "Are you there?"

Lu Zhaoyuan sat upright and watched the stupid rabbit walking towards him step by step, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Pei You, you are here."

Pei You didn't notice anything wrong at all, nodded with a smile, and sat on the sofa following the direction of the other's finger, "Hey, speaking of which, the general manager of this company is also surnamed Lu, so he can't be your father, right?"

Lu Zhaoyuan's face froze when he heard the words, he moved awkwardly, as if he was enduring something, he raised his legs and walked to Pei You to sit down, "I am the general manager of this company."

Oh, Pei You was stunned, he actually knew such a powerful person, and even went to live in the other's house for a while, but Lu Zhaoyuan didn't look like a leader at all!Whose general manager can cook and clean?Whose general manager can play Onmyoji?

Lu Zhaoyuan looked at Pei You's expression, completely expected, he didn't intend to wait for the other party's reaction, but directly talked about the working conditions.

"Nine in the morning and five in the morning on statutory weekends and holidays, the salary after tax is 4500 yuan a month, including five insurances and one housing fund, and reimbursement of various invoice expenses. The job content is to order meals and coffee for me, and answer the company's internal calls. What? For the sake of being an acquaintance, you won't refuse this job, will you?"

Pei You only felt that pies were falling from the top of his head. This kind of job sounded like a good thing. Where else could he find such an easy job with good pay?

But at this time, because Lu Zhaoyuan knew that he was a rabbit spirit, the trouble of worrying about revealing the truth was gone, so Pei You had no reason to refuse.

"If you have any doubts about work, you can say it."

Hearing what Lu Zhaoyuan said, Pei You thought hard, thought for a while but didn't think there was anything to ask, so he shook his head and gave up.

Lu Zhaoyuan raised his hand and rubbed Pei You's head, pulling him up, "Then let's get familiar with the working environment today, how about officially starting tomorrow?"

"So fast? Don't I need training?" Pei You saw on TV that this kind of service industry requires a week of training before he can officially take up the job. At least he doesn't know what professional terms to answer the phone now, let alone talk about it. How should the coffee be brewed? He doesn't know anything. Hey!

Lu Zhaoyuan turned around and paused for the contract, but he actually forgot about it, "It's okay, just practice slowly after taking office, here is the contract, let's see."

Pei You had never been to work, even if he was at work, he was the kind who only worked for a few days and then went home in despair. Looking at the contract in front of him, he really felt overwhelmed.

"I... I have trusted you, so I don't need to read it."

Pei You felt that Lu Zhaoyuan was the general manager of such a big company, so he shouldn't deceive him, so he took the light green contract and put it on the table again.

Anyone with a bit of work experience should be alarmed when they see such a strangely colored contract.It's a pity that Pei You didn't know that the stipulated labor contract was black and white. He looked at the light green contract and thought it was a little eye-catching, so he put it on the table, and Lu Zhaoyuan handed him a pen and signed it directly.

Fortunately, Lu Zhaoyuan didn't have any anti-social intentions. There were no special stripes or regulations in this contract, but the only important point was written.

'In order to take care of Party A's life and rest, Party B should move to Party A's home to live with Party A. '

Lu Zhaoyuan arranged Pei You aside, allocated a computer, and continued to deal with work.

Pei You touched the legendary Apple computer curiously. This one computer was worth the three disabled computers at home, but it was really light and smooth. Lu Zhaoyuan, a bad guy, always let him get in touch with new things, which made him more and more What to do if you are more dissatisfied!

At first it was a bathtub and now there is an Apple computer, Pei You secretly checked the price, put down the expensive computer with black eyes, carefully moved to Lu Zhaoyuan's side, and glanced at what the other party was processing.

Pei You felt that this afternoon was the most bewildering day he had ever lived. He couldn't understand a single word of the documents Lu Zhaoyuan read, and which country's characters were those letters that looked like ghost symbols?Has he not kept up with the trend of the times?He turned out to be a backward old rabbit, he was so tired.

Don't look at Lu Zhaoyuan looking at the document solemnly, in fact, his thoughts are on the paper in front of him.The person who has been missing for many days is right next to him, and he is moving around to attract his attention. Even if the Tathagata Buddha came to the world, he would not be able to calm down at all.

Finally, it was 5 o'clock, Lu Zhaoyuan pretended to be very calm and put down the documents he didn't read much, and pushed Pei You who was lying on the table and was about to fall asleep, "Wake up, it's time to get off work."

Pei You woke up in a daze. He looked at the fingers in front of him ignorantly, tilted his head to the side along with the force, "Have you got off work yet? I'm so sleepy, yawn."

Lu Zhaoyuan got up and tidied up his desk, "Be sober, lest you catch a cold when you go out later."

Pei You responded, rubbed his eyes, watched his boss turn off the computer very quickly, and realized that this was his job content.He looked at Lu Zhaoyuan with some embarrassment, and didn't see anything that he needed to do, so he stood up resentfully.

"There is no need to be so restrained, we are not just a superior-subordinate relationship, are we?"

Although Lu Zhaoyuan said so, Pei You was still a little timid, he followed the other party down the stairs in the exclusive elevator, and didn't realize something was wrong until he got in the other party's car.

Pei You looked at the trees flying away from the car, and suddenly realized, "Hey, I want to go home, why did I go with you haha, stop by the side of the road, I'll take the bus back."

Lu Zhaoyuan raised his eyebrows and pointed the steering wheel, "The contract states that you will live in my house and take care of my daily life. You are my assistant. Don't you know the job content?"

Pei You's eyes froze for a moment, didn't he agree to just make coffee and answer the phone and order a takeaway?Why do you still talk about staying with me?

"Wait! I...I didn't read the contract, I want to read the contract!"

Lu Zhaoyuan had already prepared to take out the briefcase and handed it to Pei You, the co-pilot, "It's here."

Pei You untied the briefcase, took out the familiar light green contract, turned to the first page, looked at the first article, and instantly wanted to kill himself when he signed it.

Alright, now I have the bathtub, meals, and everything, so I don’t have to worry about anything. There’s something wrong with this script!He is still a pure rabbit!Hello!