Destined to meet in the toilet

Zhou Zhou plans to simply renovate the house, because the house is not big, just a small household of 45 square meters, which is suitable for one person to live in. Of course, if it is an inseparable couple, it will also be a warm small home.

Zhou Zhou asked Zhou Pingping, because what she bought was just a small room, she might as well not buy a house, maybe someday she would go back to her hometown to get married and have children or something.At that time, Zhou Pingping asked her: "Do you really have no intention of staying in a big city?"

Zhou Zhou looked at her suspiciously.

"I mean, with so many people fighting to put down roots here, don't you think about staying here?"

Zhou Zhou lowered her head, she must have thought about it, but fallen leaves always have to return to their roots.What's more, there is no reason for her to stay here. She is afraid of competing with others and being unstable. She has no expectations here. She would rather stay at home and waste her time than experience failure and setbacks.Maybe it's like an empty shell, if you can't go through strong winds and waves, you will always be swept away.

"No," she replied.

Zhou Pingping froze for a moment, then laughed.Anyway, no one thinks exactly the same, maybe Zhou Zhou is a person who does not contend with the world.

Pan Hengyu heard that Zhou Zhou was going to decorate a new house, and reminded her: "If you move in so early, it will be very noisy when others are decorating."

Zhou Zhou shook his head and said, "I want to install a super sound insulation effect. Besides, I work during the day, so I can't decorate at night, or I will call the police."

Pan Hengyu thought for a while with his eyes up, and said, "That's right, then, shall I help you?"

"Ok?"

"I have decorated it myself. By the way, do you want someone to design it? I know a few good friends."

"..." Zhou Zhou was a little moved, but there is no free lunch in the world.

"It's really good, and there are more reliable discounts for friends." Pan Hengyu continued.

Zhou Zhou was embarrassed to refuse, and she said, "That's fine, can you leave me their contact information?"

"Yeah, let me find a phone number and send it to you. By the way, if you have time, you can paint or something yourself. After all, your house is not very big, so you can save a little bit."

"Hey, that's true. It would be great if it can be renovated for 1 to [-] yuan." She thought of a certain TV program, [-] yuan would have a very beautiful private space.

"Hahaha, it's okay. But time will slow down and I will be a little tired." Pan Hengyu said.

"Really?"

"Really, didn't I decorate it myself? It's only less than 40. You don't have any high requirements. Seriously, if you ask me, I'll help you design and decorate for free." Pan Hengyu said happily.

Zhou Zhou gave Pan Hengyu a blank look, and said, "Forget it, I don't believe you, you'd better find your friend." After speaking, Zhou Zhou drank the rest of the coffee.

Here, Pan Hengyu and Pan Hengyu made up their minds on how to decorate, and the annual meeting is coming soon.Zhou Zhou was already immune to the gossiping women and men who came to spy on the news.The corner of her mouth curled up: "I will let you feel a tense and exciting annual meeting, and you will never forget it. Believe me. Dear!" Many people were scared to death by Zhou Zhou's strange tone, picked up their own The goosebumps were all over the place and left in a hurry.

Only Fatty Pan put his arms around Zhou Zhou's neck and kissed Zhou Zhou's side face.Under everyone's amazed, curious and curious eyes, he slowly said: "Oh~, I would be embarrassed to call you my dear~"

Zhou Zhou pushed Fatty Pan away speechlessly, ignoring her pretentious expression.

Fatty Pan covered his heart: "You've already slept with other people, and you turn your back on him the next day, you hate it."

Now the attention of the people who had just returned to work focused on this side again.

Sure enough, the work is still too easy?One or two are distracted and chatting here.As soon as Shen Mengwan came in, he felt that he had come to some kind of tea party, and everyone sat down casually, so happy!

"Pan Yan, come to my office." Shen Mengwan felt her eyes hurt when she saw Fatty Pan sticking to Zhou Zhou. She called her into the office, explained the work that should have been done by three people together, and said to her: "You You know that I am currently selecting assistants, so you have to work hard."

Pan Yan knew that she had been tricked, so she forced a smile and said, "Yes, Director, I will definitely not let down your love, Director."

Shen Mengwan smiled with satisfaction.It's good to know, if everyone is as well-informed as Pan Yan.She felt a headache when she looked at the big basket that was poked out because of the employee's mistake.Finish these things first, and then do other things.

The planning plan of the annual meeting was sent to everyone in charge, so everyone inquired about this and that, and there was a lot of discussion. After a while, everyone officially got the schedule of the annual meeting.

All men wear women's clothing and wigs; all women, on the contrary, wear men's clothing and do not require hairstyles.Everyone prepares a mask or headgear, and non-compliance will be reported to the whole company by name and posted on the bulletin board.

As soon as the first request was seen, almost all the male employees couldn't help cursing, who wrote this plan!Do you dare to come out and let us see it?

Then there is the process.Just a few lines.First, arrive at 2:10.Everyone find a place to sit down.Second, listen to the arrangement of the host.Third, dine.Seeing this, many people are already looking forward to this annual meeting.When I knew nothing, I was full of curiosity, nervousness and even anger about everything.Therefore, most men are darkened.Womenswear, it's fantastic.

Then everyone continued to look down, and saw that the planner said: He Dingming Zhou Zhou

He Dingming's name was there, so the dark-faced man put on an evil smile. Anyway, the biggest handsome guy in the company is going to be like this, so it doesn't matter to them.After the lady saw it, she considered that her general manager, Ouba, might have had a brain twitch, but because she was the general manager she liked, she had to accept it even when she cried, so they actively implemented this arrangement.Zhou Zhou didn't get much discussion, anyway, He Dingming blocked it.

Then everyone looked at the attachments in their mailboxes. It was a sample picture, which was different from what they thought. In the picture, both men and women were wearing long bathrobes, so everyone smiled knowingly. All of a sudden, the computer and mobile phone were full of certain treasures. page.

Zhou Zhou looked at the picture of the model, and bought a bathrobe with the people around him as usual, and then bought a headgear for himself. Put it on and it will be fine.She thought that this picture was definitely not made by He Dingming, but by those high, powerful, and important people in the company.After all, the model He Dingming made at the beginning was men's bikinis and towels, and women's suits. Zhou Zhou also felt that there was no one else, so she couldn't even imagine the photos of He Dingming wearing bikinis.

In the afternoon, everyone wore strange costumes and walked into the star hotel under the watchful eyes of the public.Some people choose doll headgear, after all, they are afraid of embarrassment, and of course there are people who dislike the heat of the headgear and choose masks.Zhou Zhou chose a big funny headgear. She has always liked this expression. She has a sense of humor that is half-hearted.When I went in, I found that most of the people were wearing cartoon masks or hoods.Rabbits, big bears and tigers also have runaway hoods.Zhou Zhou didn't know who they were. After all, everyone was wearing bathrobes. Apart from the size of the shoes, men and women could be distinguished, and only by looking at their legs, after all, even boys wore wigs.The company was worried that some male colleagues would not abide by the rules and rented some wigs and women's clothing on purpose.

She found Zhou Pingping wearing an Ultraman mask, and Fatty Pan and others who had gone berserk.Everyone communicated with each other before and decided how to dress up, so that each other can recognize each other by then.

Zhou Zhou and the others sat together, waiting for the arrival of the host.Since there was no performance this time, everyone was in a state of panic, not knowing what would happen.

A male and a female host came out, also wearing bath towels, the bright spot was on the masks of the two, they were a pair of boys and girls, like stickers during the Chinese New Year.

They simply announced the start of the annual meeting, and then asked everyone to start the first project - listening to songs and recognizing songs.There will be a melody in the lobby, and there will be a wireless button on each table. Those who guess the answer can rush to answer, and those who guess correctly will be given exquisite items.Zhou Zhou is a person who never registers her name when listening to songs, so she silently picked up her mobile phone and searched casually.Because the game is based on each dining table, the more people who answer correctly guess the better, the last one will be punished.

Maiba Zhou Pingping was elated, but her excitement disappeared when she heard the foreign language song.Who the fuck has heard foreign language songs?No, it should be said who often listens to foreign language songs other than Sushi Kimchi and French Fries?Still remember the name?

But it did happen. They saw someone press the switch to answer and uttered bird language that they couldn't understand, and finally got 10 points.Zhou Zhou couldn't see who snatched it, but hearing the voice, it was Shen Mengwan.So everyone speculated that this table might be someone from the upper echelons of the company.Sure enough, everyone found the beautiful voice of their boss in the ensuing Niaoyu.

After seven or eight birdsongs with beautiful melodies, the style of painting finally changed, and it was replaced by an old song that was more than two rounds older than Zhou Zhou.Now everyone understands that it is Chinese, but the various accents and tones are really horrible, so I had to open the software to listen to the song and recognize the song.But after all, ginger is still old and hot, and someone rushed to answer it.And he was the top of the company, the so-called elderly boss.Upholding the spirit of respecting the old, loving the honest and bullying the weak and fearing the hard, everyone decided not to compete with the old seniors, so after another seven or eight songs, we finally came to the era of pioneering thinking.

A familiar melody sounded, and the quick-witted person had already pressed the button, while the dumbfounded person could only watch other people's scores rise.Moreover, the boss group and the boss group are not outdated at all. Anyway, who hasn't heard a few serious pop songs?So the competition is not fierce.

In the end, Zhou Zhou's team ended the competition with annihilation.Of course, there were two or three who were completely annihilated, and ended the punishment with Zhou Zhou and the others.The host sent some snacks to the winning boss group, and then said: "The most exciting time is now, let us wait and see." Zhou Zhou even imagined that the host skipped a paragraph after saying this. dance.

"Please select a representative from the group and accept the punishment." The hostess said gloatingly.

Zhou Zhou was pushed out without any surprise.Originally, she wanted to choose another girl, but the cunning girl took her eyes on the honest Zhou Zhou, and she begged Zhou Zhou to take her place. Zhou Zhou couldn't stand the girl's acting like a baby, so he decided to die.She doesn't know anyone when she's wearing a hood anyway.

"Representatives, please come on stage and dance." What dance?Zhou Zhou thought.Do you dance?Really, she is quite embarrassed now.Dancing in a funny headgear will be cut into a meme, okay?

Zhou Zhou collapsed and twisted twice, jumped twice like a zombie, and finally bent down, ending this "acrobatic performance".

The author has something to say:

It was broken for two days.Feel sorry.

Sorry who?

you.

—————From Huawei Honor iPhone7Plus.