Destined to meet in the toilet

After Zhou Zhou bowed, he was greeted with applause.She left the stage with a blank face, but people outside couldn't see her real expression at this time, only a funny face in endless ridicule...

Back to their seats, Zhou Pingping and the others leaned over and said with treacherous expressions: "Oh, I don't see how Miss Zhou can dance."

Zhou Zhou turned his head and didn't speak, just facing them with a funny face.Finally, Pan Yan couldn't hold back anymore, she lay down on the edge of the table and laughed. "Oh, I can't do it anymore, you, me, I have been defeated." Zhou Zhou immediately turned to Zhou Pingping and others who were still stubbornly resisting.Facts have proved that all evils will be annihilated under the watchful eye of Dafa Dafa.

The happy punishment program ended, and the host announced the next link: drumming and passing flowers.Zhou Zhou felt that He Dingming, who came up with this idea, was definitely a person who had never had a childhood, or to put it nicely, he was a very childlike person.

The bull-headed horse-faced man with two blond hair beat the drums.At this time, the host dropped a big red flower, and everyone not only passed it on their own table, but also passed it to the adjacent table.The hostess yelled: "Stop!" Then Zhou Zhou saw Zhou Pingping, who was holding a red flower, trembled violently. He must have been frightened by the hostess's howling, which was comparable to killing a pig... and he was also frightened. I almost covered my face with Zhou Pingping's big red flower.

"Okay, let's move on to the fun part of punishment." The male host said in a charming voice.

"The person who got the big red flower, please learn how to bark like a puppy." The host happily opened the punishment note and said.Then Zhou Zhou felt Zhou Pingping tremble again.She held on to the crumbling cup, and then looked forward to watching Zhou Pingping learn how to bark like a dog.

With a bang, Zhou Pingping, who was wearing an Ultraman mask, sat down.The strange voice adds some eerie atmosphere to the serious Altman.Zhou Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the big red flower will not be passed on to her.When the drums sounded, Zhou Zhou gave the big red flower to the next person, and opened a candy to eat.Someone stuffed a red thing in her arms before she chewed it... Don't be like she thought...

The serious Altman looked at the funny boss, as if saying: The glorious mission of saving mankind is entrusted to you.

Zhou Zhou was called up and handed a penalty slip to the host.The host read out loudly: "Please say your girlfriend's name out loud."

"..." What kind of bullshit punishment is this?It's okay to take a real risk, but where can she find a girlfriend to stand up to her as a woman?Then Zhou Zhou said in his very feminine voice under the attention of the audience: "Do you think I have a girlfriend?" The people who were still watching the joke were even happier when they found out that the person who was punished was a woman.

"Then please invite a lady to dance." Dancing again?Is there a mistake?Zhou Zhou felt his head hurt.She looked at the Ultraman Zhou Pingping and Pan Yan, hoping that the two of them would save her.

But the host was like frequent urination, urgency, incessant urination, half-talking and then half-talking: "Then the lighting engineer, find the most beautiful lady you think!"

... Zhou Zhou felt that it was a miracle that he could still stand here.

The lights dimmed suddenly, several beams of light dangled around, and finally landed on a person.Then the man turned his head, "It's you." The host said.

"..." Zhou Zhou really wanted to be quiet.She looked at Zhu Bajie walking towards her, and felt that she was completely broken.

Zhu Bajie is a lot taller than her, with loose maroon waves and big curly hair. The two of them dance like Zhu Bajie is holding a funny card marionette, which is inexplicably touching.After the dance, the host came out again and continued: "Please take off the hood of this beautiful lady, and let us witness the birth of a romantic relationship!"

So Zhu Bajie took off his hood, and He Dingming smiled brightly.The people around him didn't expect that wearing a woman's wig on his head made him look like a royal lady. If it wasn't for his height and muscles, he would be a real fake mother.Zhou Zhou felt that it was a pity. Why are all the men in this world so good-looking? How can women live like this?Then He Dingming bent down and kissed Zhou Zhou's funny headgear.

Zhou Zhou felt that the hatred value of the audience was raised by several points at once, and He Dingming's sudden action made her not know what to do.I don't even know how to get along with He Dingming normally in the future. "Wow, it's so sweet, I can't take it anymore. Let's go to the next round of drumming and passing flowers. What's so good about showing affection?" The hostess appeared in time to break the ambiguous atmosphere.

He Dingming patted Zhou Zhou's funny head and left.Several blond and blue-eyed foreign bosses in the company took photos of Zhou Zhou with their cameras, and then smacked Zhou Zhou's funny headgear like He Dingming.Then he left satisfied.

...What is this for?Is this popular this year?Or is it a new trend that will be popular next year?Is it some special meeting ceremony?She would rather kneel on the ground like in ancient times than kiss her with an oily mouth.

The serious Altman said to the funny boss: "You are going to be hot."

The funny boss didn't speak for a while, then turned his head: "I think it can still be remedied, if others don't know who I am."

At this time, the head of the rampage came over: "I have already announced that you are Zhou Zhou."

"..." The funny guy was funny quietly, the curve of the corner of his mouth remained the same, his eyes were light, and he regarded everything as nothing, while Mr. Altman was still so serious.

No matter what Zhou Zhou thinks, this game is still going on.After playing for an unknown amount of time, the host announced the next activity.It is the leader's speech and manager's report, as well as outstanding employees and the like.

Zhou Zhou thought, no matter how much the format is changed, this will still not change. After all, one of the main purposes of the annual meeting is to achieve the next year's performance.To motivate employees, set goals, and then create the so-called company culture.

Several managers came to the stage to report their performance, and then briefly stated their goals. Shen Mengwan also came on stage. Zhou Zhou saw that she simply covered her face with a half mask from a prom, and put on red lipstick , the black bathrobe and black mask make her look even fairer.

Shen Mengwan also simply said a few words, and then the host began to announce the candidates for outstanding employees, and this time he could also get a seven-day tour for two at a hot spring hotel.It is a very good benefit.When Zhou Zhou heard about this award, he felt that the company must be crazy. After all, a three-day tour is not bad. After seven days, those who didn’t know thought it was a small holiday or the company was about to close down.But He Dingming just smiled and said: "If the company doesn't agree, just deduct the expenses from my personal salary, I don't care."

... It doesn't matter if it's a good one, as expected, being rich is self-willed.

When standing on the stage again, Zhou Zhou felt that the funny master must have brought her great luck, making her stand out among the few and become an excellent employee.

She was holding the certificate, and the camera recorded her funny face, but her mood was more disturbed.There is a big pie in the world, and it depends on whether it is dirty. Even if it is not dirty, I dare not eat it lightly. What if it is poisonous?

When Zhou Zhou came down, her footsteps were a little vain, but the colleague on the side helped her up.

Then the chairman delivered a speech and said a lot of touching and heartfelt words of balabala, and then everyone shed tears of gratitude...

When it came to the last link, Zhou Zhou checked the time. It was so early, and it took less than 40 minutes to say those things.She thought she would have to wait until almost 8 o'clock to have food.

Then the waiters served the food, and the people took off their masks and started eating.Zhou Zhou was no exception. When he took it off, he found scattered sweat on his forehead.She frowned, but fortunately she was wearing light makeup today.

Pushing the glass to block the wine, Zhou Zhou's face flushed red because he couldn't bear the alcohol.Zhou Pingping on the side said to her: "Do you want to go outside and blow some air?"

Zhou Zhou just felt that her face was hot, and she replied: "Okay, together?"

"Well." Zhou Pingping was about to leave, but was stopped by the manager of the HR department: "Manager Zhou, you have to have a good chat with me." Zhou Pingping looked at the manager of the HR department who was dragging her in a daze, so she had to feel sorry for Zhou Zhou. Crooked mouth.

Zhou Zhou walked alone in the corridor of the hotel for a while, and then decided to go to the toilet and then come back. She likes to go to the toilet after drinking... In fact, she is not drunk, but it is easy to face after drinking. Normally, she rarely drinks alcohol. Yes, I remember reading a study before that people who are prone to drinking alcohol should stay away from alcohol, because there is something missing in their bodies.

Since then, Zhou Zhou has reduced his drinking. After all, his grandfather died of esophageal cancer, and it is said that some people who drink red face are particularly prone to esophageal cancer.I don't know if it has something to do with family inheritance, anyway, Zhou Zhou doesn't particularly like drinking, so he simply refused with a reason.

She stood in front of the bathroom mirror, feeling the coolness of the water with her fingers.At this moment, the door was opened. In fact, every time the toilet door was opened, Zhou Zhou would have an ominous premonition, and this time was no exception.Shen Mengwan, who had had a little too much to drink, pushed open the door and stumbled towards Zhou Zhou.

"Zhou Zhou?" Shen Mengwan said vaguely before taking off her mask.

"Well, director." Zhou Zhou wanted to give Shen Mengwan a hand, seeing that she seemed to be about to collapse at any moment, but he didn't make a move after all.I always feel that something will be destroyed after the shot, and I dare not imagine it.

"Well, what are you doing here? Are you full?" Shen Mengwan asked her with a smile.

"I, I wash my hands here."

"Liar." Shen Mengwan pouted.

"..." Zhou Zhou swallowed, "I really didn't, I was just washing my hands."

"You lied to me, you must be eating delicious food!" Shen Mengwan took a step closer and said.

Who would steal delicious food in the toilet?Zhou Zhou rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "I didn't, director, you're drunk."

"I'm not drunk!" Shen Mengwan said forcefully.

Drunk people don't say they are drunk, but is it true that Shen Mengwan is drunk?Zhou Zhou looked at Shen Mengwan strangely, trying to find out something from her facial expression, but failed.It can only look more beautiful and cuter.

"Why don't you talk anymore? Am I right?" Shen Mengwan took another step forward.

"..." You need to take medicine if you drink too much.And don't come so close to me, okay?Zhou Zhou took a few steps back while thinking.

Zhou Zhou felt that she had touched the edge of the cold sink. She looked at Shen Mengwan who was close in front of her and felt embarrassed. Is she going to be thumped by the wall?Or by a woman? !

"I'll come by myself if you don't speak." Shen Mengwan raised the corner of his mouth, and continued to move towards Zhou Zhou's side. Zhou Zhou could only watch Shen Mengwan's face getting closer to him, but he didn't Thinking of pushing her away, yes, Zhou Zhou was petrified.

The author has something to say:

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I fell asleep half way through last night...

Oops, I woke up and found that there was only a little battery left on my phone...

What's worse than a dead phone?

absolutely not!

Oh, except you don't have a cell phone.

Just like...

how is your girlfriend

oh how about

How is your girlfriend?

...I don't have a girlfriend at all.

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