Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Nongjiale stood quietly in a small circle pointed out by Lang Guangwu, sucking yogurt.By the way, let's take a look at what places were not cleaned when Lang Guangwu was cleaning.Before Xu Dewen came back, he had to restore his nest to its original state, preferably before Nongjiale pulled out the kitchen knife. After all——thinking of Xu Dewen's poisonous tongue, Nongjiale and Lang Guangwu were silent.In the end, Lang Guangwu unilaterally decided to clean up by himself, and the side of the Nongjiale station was cool, and the Nongjiale had to obey.

Looking at the back of Lang Guangwu busy in and out, Nongjiale didn't feel guilty at all, biting the straw and asked: "That ball was yours just now? Are you poisoned?"

Lang Guangwu: "It was my Zen stick that changed, to ensure your safety. Also, my injury has healed, it's not that I poisoned it, it's like I poisoned someone." He's not Xu Dewen.

Nongjiale looked surprised: "It will change? Can it become a bumblebee?" Lang Guangwu bent down and dragged the floor without responding.Nongjiale didn’t care whether the other party reacted or not, and kept talking: “What is it? Transformers? Copycat? Can it turn into a human? Handsome guy and beautiful Zhu Bajie? No, let’s change into Takeda Kumiko and come out and see, I want a younger version. Yes, is it male? Don’t change the male, let’s change into An Niu to see if my request is too high, no, I’m thinking about who else I can change..."

Lang Guangwu didn't participate in the speculation about the farmhouse music at all, and the Zen staff in his arms shrank to the innermost part of his pocket, fearing that Lang Guangwu would call it out.In a blink of an eye, the room has been cleaned and clean, the floor, wall and table top are all shiny, even the sofa farmhouse feels brand new, and Lang Guangwu's housework is doing well. He was so happy to live there.

Speaking of this, Nongjiale remembered the matter of renting a house, and told Lang Guangwu about it, and of course omitted some weird links in the middle.In fact, when the Zen staff searched the campus and Fengqi Road but couldn't find the farmhouse, Lang Guangwu went out to look for it himself. Afraid that the farmhouse would not have a key when he came back, he specially put a little trick on the door. The door was actually open, but outsiders looked It is locked, and only the farmhouse can see it. If it is Xu Dewen, he is not worried.

When he arrived at Fengqi Road, he expanded his search range. It happened that Nongjiale was looking for a house nearby. Chan Zhang found Nongjiale and followed Nongjiale all the way, so he knew all about the counselors and house inspections.Lang Guangwu is also very curious about that house. It is common for him to be in danger, but this trip to the human world has always been led by the nose, so it is hard to calm down. Now someone wants to test He, then simply use his tricks and see what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd.

So Nongjiale talked about the house, and Lang Guangwu agreed without too much hesitation.This surprised the farmhouse.

Nongjiale asked puzzledly: "You don't even ask about the rent, aren't you afraid that I will be deducted?"

Lang Guangwu laughed softly: "It seems that you paid the money, you signed it... why should I worry about what you promised." Lang Guangwu is not yet fully sure whether the farmhouse will accept things from other worlds, So some things are better not to say.

Farmhouse: "You don't care where the house is? What if it's a very remote haunted house?"

"You forgot that what I play is time travel, from the alien world to the human world. If you want, I can also find someone to clear it up and take you to the underworld for sightseeing. One-way, you can go or not return."

Farmhouse:"……"

Nongjiale: "I forgot that you and Xu Dewen are in the same group."

Lang Guangwu: "Unfortunately, I can't deny the rest except gender. After all, he has a family and a poisonous tongue. I have neither family nor a poisonous tongue. He is just the contact person in charge of contacting us in this area. It’s the same as when you take a bus and put your money in the cash box instead of the driver’s mouth.”

Nongjiale: "..." Is it the same?Where is the same, where is different, how can it be the same?What a lousy metaphor this is.

After cleaning, there is still more than half an hour left before going to work. Lang Guangwu suggested to take all the things to the dormitory first. Anyway, there is a fat little sheep, and it is very fast to go back and forth. Nongjiale readily agrees, anyway, it is not him take.

When I arrived at the gate of the dormitory, I happened to meet the fat man reluctantly saying goodbye to his girlfriend, and Nongjiale pulled Lang Guangwu to break up the group.

"Yo Fatty, it's been replaced." Sure enough, good friends are used to tear down the stage.The fat man on the side quickly winked at Nongjiale, signaling Nongjiale to say less.

It's a pity that the farmhouse turned off the signal receiver, and smiled and put the fat man's shoulders there: "Fatty, why don't you wink at me when you change people. Hello, brother and sister, I live in the farmhouse next door to the fat man, the farmer of the farmhouse, the farmhouse home, farmhouse..."

"... Dele," the girl took the words with a smile, not to mention that although she is average, the small dimples on both sides of her mouth sway like ripples when she smiles, which is quite attractive, no wonder the fat man will be tricked.

Seeing that the other party is so open-minded and doesn't mind, Nongjiale can't tease the fat man anymore. After patting his head and saying hello, he went upstairs with Lang Guangwu. When Lang Guangwu passed the fat man, he glanced at the fat man's girlfriend and followed.

That night, Lang Guangwu was still sleeping in the dormitory with Nongjiale, and it was early in the morning when they returned home, and no one saw them.

Early in the morning, as soon as Lang Guangwu finished washing, the farmhouse woke up, lying on the bed and watching Lang Guangwu's back after busy work, it was very pleasant.

"Get up when you wake up, I'll be busy after breakfast later." Lang Guangwu said without turning his head.

Nongjiale stretched her waist and got up as she said.The fat man next door stared at the chicken nest head as if he had sensed the light and foggy breakfast, and touched the dormitory of the farmhouse with his eyes closed. He just lay down and found that the quilt was empty, and said dissatisfiedly: "When will you become a farmer? So diligent." Nongjiale said to the mirror while wiping jelly water: "I tell you fat man, I'm going to move today, so don't give me less things in the dormitory, or I won't be able to spare you later. Zhang Qiju, come back soon Come on, call me if you need anything."

The fat man stood up like a fat fish, couldn't get up, and kept talking: "Don't, buddy, I still want to eat a few more breakfasts from brother Lang? You married so soon that your mother's family didn't have time to prepare a dowry for you, you child It's outrageous."

Nongjiale didn't even look at it, and straightened the comb backwards. The comb flew towards the fat man, but missed.Continue to wipe the jelly water: "I said fat, you are so poor that you want to be beaten. It's okay for your brother Lang to live alone outside, but I am the guarantor and I am the one who pays the money. Turning around, the house is broken and the house is broken. I'm not going with the person I'm looking for, can you rest assured? If you want to have breakfast, you just shut up. Also, not many people know about your Brother Lang living here, so don't give me a BB outside. No? Huh?"

"Decree." Fatty tilted his body, stood up obediently according to the normal steps, and saluted the farmhouse.

Today's breakfast was extraordinarily rich, maybe it was intentional by Lang Guangwu.The porridge, deep-fried dough sticks and pickles are the same, with extra pot stickers, siu mai, pumpkin porridge, custard buns, and crystal shrimp dumplings!There are crystal shrimp dumplings?Isn't this Hong Kong style breakfast?Damn it!Nongjiale remembered that his cooking utensils did not have these functions. How did Lang Guangwu do it?No matter what, let's eat first.

Maybe it's because Lang Guangwu's breakfast is so delicious that everyone next door, next door, next door, next door, next door, and so on are all drooling on the door frame and saying: "Eat, I want to eat..." Yunyun, eyes are still closed, probably thought it was a dream, Nongjiale and Fatty Lazy, they continued to eat with chopsticks, I don’t know which one opened their eyes first, and saw that there was really something to eat, this gentleman immediately called out the rest Scum, no, it was the classmates who woke up one after another.Seeing that the breakfast time was about to turn into a food fight, the fat man quickly closed the door, although he failed.But under the advantage of Fatty's size, the wolf howling outside couldn't push the door even half a step, so Nongjiale and You Fatty ate up the food on the table one bite at a time.After confirming that there was nothing left, the fat man moved his feet contentedly, and the crowd rushed to the dining table like crazy, but unfortunately, all the dishes and bowls were gone.One by one, the hungry green eyes swept towards Nongjiale, Nongjiale looked at the fat man, and the fat man staggered back to his lair, looking at Lang Guangwu, who had already hidden behind the door to pack up the kitchen utensils.

Nongjiale touched her bulging belly and said with difficulty: "You guys, listen to me."

Students: "What about food?"

Nongjiale: "Yes, it's an illusion, you..." Seeing that the wolf claws of the students were approaching him, Nongjiale desperately argued: "No, what you see is really an illusion, there is nothing to eat, I have a water belly Swell, you, you, ah—"

In order to regain some psychological comfort, the farmhouse that has been abused got the lifelong free use right of the little sheep from You Fatty, and got the guarantee of daily breakfast and occasional lunch and dinner discounts from Lang Guangwu, of course. , The vegetable money is still paid by him.Nongjiale stared worriedly at the white frame on the screen, and there was not much left. After calculating the food expenses of the two of them, they might not be able to get paid, even if they ate twice a day, they would not be able to survive, so they discussed it with Lang Guangwu. Whether to take advantage of the time during the day to do a part-time job was unanimously rejected by Lang Guangwu.

Lang Guangwu asked for a phone number from Nongjiale, went outside and called Xu Dewen: "I need a salary advance."

Xu Dewen: "The reason."

Lang Guangwu: "Nongjiale is a student, he is almost out of money."

Xu Dewen: "It's almost running out of money, which means he still has money, so he can persevere, or you two can lose weight properly, life lies in losing weight."

Lang Guangwu: "To give or not to give."

Xu Dewen: "Reason. Otherwise, no discussion."

Lang Guangwu: "Yellow carnations. It's still fresh, he gave it to you? I seem to have heard something before I came here."

Xu Dewen in the microphone was silent for a while, and said, "One week, no more."

Lang Guangwu: "Deal. Just cash. If you don't come to the store at night, you can hand it over to Guan Guanyan during the day, or the farmhouse will deduct it directly from the reserve fund when the shift is handed over."

Xu Dewen: "Yes." Then he hung up the phone.

Nongjiale got married with a mobile phone, and wondered who Lang Guangwu called. Besides his colleagues at work, did he have other acquaintances here.

"There's no need to go to a part-time job. Xu Dewen promised to pay me a week's salary in advance, and I can get it tonight. Is a few hundred yuan enough?"

Nongjiale was stunned for a moment, how could that old fox Xu Dewen advance his salary so easily, but since he agreed, it would be fine, and he said happily: "Enough is enough, how could it be enough, it's just as good as this."

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