Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments
Chapter 12 Extraordinary diets
There was a noise outside the door.
The cat’s paw attached to Nongjiale’s mouth seemed to have received some instructions. When the Nongjiale was released, the other end of the rope without the cat’s claw, which was like an ordinary rope, rolled towards the inside and quickly rolled into a ball. The cat’s claw snapped There was a slap on the top of the tether ball, and the ball flew out of the window.
Nongjiale was stunned and didn't know what to say for a moment.
There were footsteps approaching, and Nongjiale hid behind the door, holding his breath.The person outside the door went to the door and turned the handle. Nongjiale touched his pocket, but there was nothing hard. There was only one lead wire, which was light and foggy, and could be invisible, but he didn’t know how to use it. Nongjiale wound the lead wire around his little finger. A dead horse should also be treated as a living horse doctor.
The door opened a small crack, something flew in from outside the door, Nongjiale did not dare to move and waited for the outsider to come in, and waited for a long time for the outsider to stand outside the door without any movement.But the little thing flew to the place where the moonlight was shining and stopped. There was the shadow of the little thing on the ground, it was a dot, it was hard to see unless you looked carefully.The little thing flapped its wings and flew towards Nongjiale, and Nongjiale thought silently to go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, with fluttering wings, the little thing stopped on top of Nongjiale’s head.
Just as Nongjiale was about to get the little thing down, he saw the door being pushed open, and a tall figure appeared in front of him.
"Just you?" Lang Guangwu retracted his Zen staff.
Nongjiale dissatisfied: "How many more do you want? I was tied here by a monster just waiting to be slaughtered by others. Where are you?"
"Cat face?"
Nongjiale nodded and said: "Is this a monster banquet or a masquerade party? Are we here to be treated?"
Lang Guangwu sighed: "I see, you tie the lead and put it in your pocket."
"I know, I'm tied, remember to put more talismans on me next time, although I can't use it anyway, I can scare others into giving myself courage."
"The brain also needs to grow."
"I beg you, my brain is always on and never stops."
Lang Guangwu activated Youyuan to hide the farmhouse, and the two walked out of the room one after the other.
The people in the hall in the dream seemed to have problems, and he couldn't tell what kind of farmhouse it was. He wanted to prevent Lang Guangwu from returning to the hall, and then sadly found that he was invisible, and the other party couldn't hear what he said.By the way, use You Yuan, but what is You Yuan?Lang Guangwu said that Youyuan can also support others by using it to control weapons, and the question turned around and then turned back, and it was because he knew nothing and didn't understand anything.
The tall and tall figure in front of me was getting farther and farther away, and I was inexplicably frustrated because I couldn't do anything, so forget it, let's follow the past.
People come and go in the hall, some leave and some come again.
Lang Guangwu seemed to think of something, and went straight to the dining area. After looking for a long time, he couldn't find the milk, but the champagne tower next to him caught his attention. I don’t remember that the champagne tower in the banquet was paired with wine of this color. If it was wine, there would be no aroma of wine at all. If you get closer, you can smell a faint fishy smell, and more and more will flow out of the bottle The fishy smell is getting stronger and stronger, like a dead fish floating on the sea for many days.
Not to mention drinking now, he didn't even have the desire to take a glass for show, he kind of missed the cat-faced monster's milk.
The farmhouse that followed was staring at the crowd in the center of the hall. Since he entered the hall just now, he felt that something was wrong, as if someone was staring at him.
He looked in the mirror, and the image presented in the mirror showed that everyone was there except himself.Suddenly, he noticed a man and a woman in the center of the mirror looking towards him from time to time, and he became suspicious: Could they see me?Turning his head to look back at the other party, the other party chatted with the people around him and then looked in his direction, Nong Jiale suddenly realized that they were not looking at him, but at the Langguang fog behind him!
The woman who had been peeking at them came towards him. Nongjiale wanted to remind Lang Guangwu to pay attention, but Lang Guangwu's alertness obviously did not need Nongjiale to worry about it. Long before the woman left, Lang Guangwu had picked out snacks Turn around and smile.
No matter what, this smile is a bit like a cow#lang, not that of a Weaver Girl.
The woman was wearing a purple one-piece skirt with a big V on her chest, a pair of silver-gray high heels on her feet, pretty short hair, a fair neck and a slightly exposed groove, and straight eyes, Holding Lang Guangwu's arm with his left hand, he couldn't stop roaring, even though the other party couldn't hear anything: Beauty, beauty, although she wears blindfolds like them, she is a beauty just by looking at her skin color and lip shape [-]% Girl.While praising the beauty, he also scolded Lang Guangwu half to death. When not to be invisible is so important at such an important moment that he may have the impression that his future children's physical and mental health and appearance genes may have a major impact. Lang Guangwu has disappeared!
"Sir, alone?" the beauty asked.
Lang Guangwu nodded with a smile on his face like a signboard.Nongjiale's face was stretched out in front of the beauty, and the distance from the beauty's face was about ten centimeters, and he kept pointing at himself and shouting "I, I, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me", but the beauty was indifferent.Nongjiale complained frantically to Lang Guangwu in a very depressed manner: "You look alike in your special outfit, but you talk and talk, and the big beauty is greeting you, you just smile and laugh, laugh shit, you , did you come alone?Am I not a human Am I not a human?Is it tall? Is it handsome?Go to hell, you Erha Golden Retriever Samoyed!What's wrong with the little short legs, the little short legs also have spring, hum!
Nongjiale hid in the corner of the mirror angrily and cursed Lang Guangwu in circles.
And Lang Guangwu chatted with the other party.
After chatting for a while, the woman turned around and called her male companion over. The three of them chatted one by one, not to mention how energetic they were. The woman proposed to find a quiet place for everyone to sit down and chat slowly. There was a lot of noise in the hall, and some things were not appropriate for the occasion. Since the woman suggested that there is no reason for two big men to object, the three of them disappeared into the hall laughing and laughing.
The farmhouse by the corner of the mirror lowered its head and looked at the carpet boredly, suddenly felt that the surrounding temperature dropped suddenly, got up to look, the scene was still the same, looked back at the mirror, oh my god, the farmhouse screamed out in fright, the person in the mirror was wearing a It’s a mask, it’s full of flowers, the pomegranate flower on the roadside, the enlarged version of the pomegranate flower, with the opening facing outward, at a glance, everyone’s face has a bright red pomegranate flower covering the whole face , or maybe the human body is a part of the pomegranate flower. The more colorful the flower buds look, the bigger the petals are usually young people with more elastic skin and no wrinkles, while the skin is dull and fleshy. The ones that don’t look elastic should be the elderly. Most of the flowers on the faces of the elderly are too small to cover the entire face, so the farmhouse can only judge from some corners.
Then look at the hall behind you. Where are the flowers on everyone's faces? All of them are wearing masks and holding the hand of their female companions and dancing briskly to the melodious music. What's up.
Perhaps, what is in the mirror is an illusion, and what I encounter is the real one?Nongjiale frowned and thought. He likes to watch movies. Suspenseful reasoning and action movies are his favorite. Of course, he will occasionally be dragged by You Fatty to watch horror movies together. The reason why he is pulled is because he is not very interested in horror movies. As an atheist, he always believed that the so-called horror scenes in the movie were just illusions, until he encountered Lang Guangwu.
Horror movies especially like to use mirrors as the dividing point between reality and fantasy. In fact, in many folklore, mirrors will occasionally play this kind of role. So now, what is reflected in the mirror is true or not? Is what you see with your naked eyes real?He felt that Lang Guangwu should make a judgment, but he turned to one side only to find that Lang Guangwu was gone.
The person involved was completely dumbfounded, what the hell was going on?Where did he go at such a critical time?What about others?Nongjiale ran around completely confused about the situation, trying to find the figure of Lang Guangwu in the hall, but unfortunately things backfired, and he couldn't even find a prominent head in the vast crowd. He suddenly missed Lang Guangwu's big head, and silently With a sigh, Dabai Gumu St. Bernard, your corgi baby is here, alas.
Suddenly, there was a strange feeling in his heart, as if something was telling him to look up.Nongjiale looked up in confusion. It turned out that when they first came in, they were all attracted by the scene in the hall and the mirrors on both sides. They noticed the crystal chandelier in the hall but they just skipped it. Only then did Nongjiale notice that the entire ceiling was covered with A huge picture, the graphics on this picture are not like the things he usually sees, if it is an abstract art painting, it may be possible, there is only one object in the picture, or this object is painted This object has the same bright red color as a pomegranate flower, but it is not in the shape of a pomegranate flower at all. There are many long strips like tentacles or vines, because he can't tell whether the object is a plant or an animal or a a totem.
A small ball as small as a fly broke into the eyes of the farmhouse, emitting a faint green light, and it was Lang Guangwu's Zen staff.
How does it know I'm here?I'm clearly invisible, so could it be said that weapons can distinguish the invisible state?Nongjiale remembered that the Youyuan he used for invisibility was activated by Lang Guangwu, and the Zen staff probably found himself only by pointing at Youyuan.
Nongjiale looked at the mirror behind him, those painted-faced people in the hall hadn't found him yet, so he took this opportunity to meet up with Lang Guangwu and tell him everything he saw, but unfortunately, he couldn't take Take out the camera to take pictures of the pattern on the ceiling.His intuition told him that everything he encountered tonight was related to the pattern on the ceiling, the cat-faced monster, maybe.
The author has something to say:
Mainly to see if the chapter can be published~
The cat’s paw attached to Nongjiale’s mouth seemed to have received some instructions. When the Nongjiale was released, the other end of the rope without the cat’s claw, which was like an ordinary rope, rolled towards the inside and quickly rolled into a ball. The cat’s claw snapped There was a slap on the top of the tether ball, and the ball flew out of the window.
Nongjiale was stunned and didn't know what to say for a moment.
There were footsteps approaching, and Nongjiale hid behind the door, holding his breath.The person outside the door went to the door and turned the handle. Nongjiale touched his pocket, but there was nothing hard. There was only one lead wire, which was light and foggy, and could be invisible, but he didn’t know how to use it. Nongjiale wound the lead wire around his little finger. A dead horse should also be treated as a living horse doctor.
The door opened a small crack, something flew in from outside the door, Nongjiale did not dare to move and waited for the outsider to come in, and waited for a long time for the outsider to stand outside the door without any movement.But the little thing flew to the place where the moonlight was shining and stopped. There was the shadow of the little thing on the ground, it was a dot, it was hard to see unless you looked carefully.The little thing flapped its wings and flew towards Nongjiale, and Nongjiale thought silently to go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, go out, with fluttering wings, the little thing stopped on top of Nongjiale’s head.
Just as Nongjiale was about to get the little thing down, he saw the door being pushed open, and a tall figure appeared in front of him.
"Just you?" Lang Guangwu retracted his Zen staff.
Nongjiale dissatisfied: "How many more do you want? I was tied here by a monster just waiting to be slaughtered by others. Where are you?"
"Cat face?"
Nongjiale nodded and said: "Is this a monster banquet or a masquerade party? Are we here to be treated?"
Lang Guangwu sighed: "I see, you tie the lead and put it in your pocket."
"I know, I'm tied, remember to put more talismans on me next time, although I can't use it anyway, I can scare others into giving myself courage."
"The brain also needs to grow."
"I beg you, my brain is always on and never stops."
Lang Guangwu activated Youyuan to hide the farmhouse, and the two walked out of the room one after the other.
The people in the hall in the dream seemed to have problems, and he couldn't tell what kind of farmhouse it was. He wanted to prevent Lang Guangwu from returning to the hall, and then sadly found that he was invisible, and the other party couldn't hear what he said.By the way, use You Yuan, but what is You Yuan?Lang Guangwu said that Youyuan can also support others by using it to control weapons, and the question turned around and then turned back, and it was because he knew nothing and didn't understand anything.
The tall and tall figure in front of me was getting farther and farther away, and I was inexplicably frustrated because I couldn't do anything, so forget it, let's follow the past.
People come and go in the hall, some leave and some come again.
Lang Guangwu seemed to think of something, and went straight to the dining area. After looking for a long time, he couldn't find the milk, but the champagne tower next to him caught his attention. I don’t remember that the champagne tower in the banquet was paired with wine of this color. If it was wine, there would be no aroma of wine at all. If you get closer, you can smell a faint fishy smell, and more and more will flow out of the bottle The fishy smell is getting stronger and stronger, like a dead fish floating on the sea for many days.
Not to mention drinking now, he didn't even have the desire to take a glass for show, he kind of missed the cat-faced monster's milk.
The farmhouse that followed was staring at the crowd in the center of the hall. Since he entered the hall just now, he felt that something was wrong, as if someone was staring at him.
He looked in the mirror, and the image presented in the mirror showed that everyone was there except himself.Suddenly, he noticed a man and a woman in the center of the mirror looking towards him from time to time, and he became suspicious: Could they see me?Turning his head to look back at the other party, the other party chatted with the people around him and then looked in his direction, Nong Jiale suddenly realized that they were not looking at him, but at the Langguang fog behind him!
The woman who had been peeking at them came towards him. Nongjiale wanted to remind Lang Guangwu to pay attention, but Lang Guangwu's alertness obviously did not need Nongjiale to worry about it. Long before the woman left, Lang Guangwu had picked out snacks Turn around and smile.
No matter what, this smile is a bit like a cow#lang, not that of a Weaver Girl.
The woman was wearing a purple one-piece skirt with a big V on her chest, a pair of silver-gray high heels on her feet, pretty short hair, a fair neck and a slightly exposed groove, and straight eyes, Holding Lang Guangwu's arm with his left hand, he couldn't stop roaring, even though the other party couldn't hear anything: Beauty, beauty, although she wears blindfolds like them, she is a beauty just by looking at her skin color and lip shape [-]% Girl.While praising the beauty, he also scolded Lang Guangwu half to death. When not to be invisible is so important at such an important moment that he may have the impression that his future children's physical and mental health and appearance genes may have a major impact. Lang Guangwu has disappeared!
"Sir, alone?" the beauty asked.
Lang Guangwu nodded with a smile on his face like a signboard.Nongjiale's face was stretched out in front of the beauty, and the distance from the beauty's face was about ten centimeters, and he kept pointing at himself and shouting "I, I, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me", but the beauty was indifferent.Nongjiale complained frantically to Lang Guangwu in a very depressed manner: "You look alike in your special outfit, but you talk and talk, and the big beauty is greeting you, you just smile and laugh, laugh shit, you , did you come alone?Am I not a human Am I not a human?Is it tall? Is it handsome?Go to hell, you Erha Golden Retriever Samoyed!What's wrong with the little short legs, the little short legs also have spring, hum!
Nongjiale hid in the corner of the mirror angrily and cursed Lang Guangwu in circles.
And Lang Guangwu chatted with the other party.
After chatting for a while, the woman turned around and called her male companion over. The three of them chatted one by one, not to mention how energetic they were. The woman proposed to find a quiet place for everyone to sit down and chat slowly. There was a lot of noise in the hall, and some things were not appropriate for the occasion. Since the woman suggested that there is no reason for two big men to object, the three of them disappeared into the hall laughing and laughing.
The farmhouse by the corner of the mirror lowered its head and looked at the carpet boredly, suddenly felt that the surrounding temperature dropped suddenly, got up to look, the scene was still the same, looked back at the mirror, oh my god, the farmhouse screamed out in fright, the person in the mirror was wearing a It’s a mask, it’s full of flowers, the pomegranate flower on the roadside, the enlarged version of the pomegranate flower, with the opening facing outward, at a glance, everyone’s face has a bright red pomegranate flower covering the whole face , or maybe the human body is a part of the pomegranate flower. The more colorful the flower buds look, the bigger the petals are usually young people with more elastic skin and no wrinkles, while the skin is dull and fleshy. The ones that don’t look elastic should be the elderly. Most of the flowers on the faces of the elderly are too small to cover the entire face, so the farmhouse can only judge from some corners.
Then look at the hall behind you. Where are the flowers on everyone's faces? All of them are wearing masks and holding the hand of their female companions and dancing briskly to the melodious music. What's up.
Perhaps, what is in the mirror is an illusion, and what I encounter is the real one?Nongjiale frowned and thought. He likes to watch movies. Suspenseful reasoning and action movies are his favorite. Of course, he will occasionally be dragged by You Fatty to watch horror movies together. The reason why he is pulled is because he is not very interested in horror movies. As an atheist, he always believed that the so-called horror scenes in the movie were just illusions, until he encountered Lang Guangwu.
Horror movies especially like to use mirrors as the dividing point between reality and fantasy. In fact, in many folklore, mirrors will occasionally play this kind of role. So now, what is reflected in the mirror is true or not? Is what you see with your naked eyes real?He felt that Lang Guangwu should make a judgment, but he turned to one side only to find that Lang Guangwu was gone.
The person involved was completely dumbfounded, what the hell was going on?Where did he go at such a critical time?What about others?Nongjiale ran around completely confused about the situation, trying to find the figure of Lang Guangwu in the hall, but unfortunately things backfired, and he couldn't even find a prominent head in the vast crowd. He suddenly missed Lang Guangwu's big head, and silently With a sigh, Dabai Gumu St. Bernard, your corgi baby is here, alas.
Suddenly, there was a strange feeling in his heart, as if something was telling him to look up.Nongjiale looked up in confusion. It turned out that when they first came in, they were all attracted by the scene in the hall and the mirrors on both sides. They noticed the crystal chandelier in the hall but they just skipped it. Only then did Nongjiale notice that the entire ceiling was covered with A huge picture, the graphics on this picture are not like the things he usually sees, if it is an abstract art painting, it may be possible, there is only one object in the picture, or this object is painted This object has the same bright red color as a pomegranate flower, but it is not in the shape of a pomegranate flower at all. There are many long strips like tentacles or vines, because he can't tell whether the object is a plant or an animal or a a totem.
A small ball as small as a fly broke into the eyes of the farmhouse, emitting a faint green light, and it was Lang Guangwu's Zen staff.
How does it know I'm here?I'm clearly invisible, so could it be said that weapons can distinguish the invisible state?Nongjiale remembered that the Youyuan he used for invisibility was activated by Lang Guangwu, and the Zen staff probably found himself only by pointing at Youyuan.
Nongjiale looked at the mirror behind him, those painted-faced people in the hall hadn't found him yet, so he took this opportunity to meet up with Lang Guangwu and tell him everything he saw, but unfortunately, he couldn't take Take out the camera to take pictures of the pattern on the ceiling.His intuition told him that everything he encountered tonight was related to the pattern on the ceiling, the cat-faced monster, maybe.
The author has something to say:
Mainly to see if the chapter can be published~
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