Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Nongjiale put his chin in one hand and said playfully: "Why, brothers, do you want to play guerrilla warfare? You have learned Marxism-Leninism well. But don't blame my brother for being cruel. To tell you the truth, this time no matter what tactics I have The special code is blocked, all are blocked. Brother, I don’t want to be cruel, as long as you tell me the origin of this scarf, we will be private.”

The three of them, Lang Guangwu: "..."

Qu Jingren: "I beg you, it's too old-fashioned to memorize any lines if you play cards like this. You have to wear a cheongsam with high slits when you play the Republic of China Fighting Landlords, brothers can afford to lose."

Fatty You rolled his eyes with disdain and said: "Of course you lost. After beating for a whole morning, a strip was stuck on the middle of your forehead, making you look like a zombie. The farmhouse music is the one-word Daoist reincarnated to bring you down. You Take it easy for me!" Qu Jingren pretended to be serious and said: "I don't care if it's a big deal to add another talisman, the two of them are dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water. It's okay to add one more talisman. By the way, this scarf is not brought by you. ?"

Lang Guangwu raised his left eyebrow, but still leaned there motionless.

"...What, what?" The fat man picked up the scarf and looked at it. "Bullshit, where did I get such a motherly scarf, I also like to wear such a gorgeous color. Yes, it's a living room." The fat man nodded affirmatively, and continued: "He came back over the wall in the middle of the night last night, early in the morning He just threw a lot of dirty clothes at me, making it seem like I was his ancestor, no, it was the nanny."

"What about the others?"

"Who knows, most likely he went to the faculty dormitory. Didn't his girlfriend have an accident? The counselor told him to stay with him, maybe he was trying to enlighten him for fear that he wouldn't think about it?"

What is he?The farmhouse was stunned, girlfriend, poisoned, forced Lang Guangwu out of school, on a business trip!No, it can't be him, there must be some misunderstanding, Nongjiale turned around, the door was empty, and Lang Guangwu had already taken the first step.

Manzi told Lang Guangwu his address before he left, and Lang Guangwu found the staff dormitory downstairs without any difficulty.Sure enough, there is a peculiar smell here.

The flying speed of the Zen stick becomes gradually slow when it arrives here, and the flying height is kept at two meters above Lang Guangwu's head. Lang Guangwu urges Youyuan to make the Zen stick fly higher, but the Zen stick seems to be suppressed by something to lift it up. Not high enough.This is very different from the night before. Lang Guangwu used You Yuan to detect that some air in the air that obstructs the communication between the alien world and the human world comes from this, and the colors that look colorful and bright are actually here. frustrated.

When can you fly into the air to obstruct the airflow when you are frustrated?Despondency should belong to the earth. Although it is full of dangers and even threatens life, it still belongs to the earth. Now it breaks free from the laws of nature and rushes to the air.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, people were walking upstairs and downstairs.Lang Guangwu passed through the iron gate and went straight upstairs.

In the living room, Manzi put his hands behind his back, walking back and forth, earnestly enlightening the students.Although it was just the back view, the strange smell surrounding the other person made Lang Guangwu sure that the smell on this person was the same as that on the scarf, and he was Zhang Qiju.

He is half a head taller than Nongjiale, with a thin body, slightly sunken cheeks, and blue eyes around his eyes. Could it be that he has been taken in by his soul!Lang Guangwu was shocked: Can the Nine-Tian Pot Monster control people's souls?Has this never happened before or did it happen and no one knew about it?

Chen Manbiao, who is talking with his mouth open and closed, has lost the ambiguity used to freely lead to the other world and the human world, and has lived in the human world for more than ten years, so he can no longer perceive the extra invisibility in the same space. Even if Lang Guangwu stood at the same place as Zhang Qiju, Chen Manbiao's eyes could not see that he felt that there was someone else in the room.

Because there are too many books piled up in the living room, the originally not spacious place looks even more cramped because of the addition of one person. Invisibility is not counted, and the barbarian is never willing to allow people to enter his territory.

"I'm talking about classmate. I've been talking for so long just now. If you still have something in your heart, tell me teacher to help you share." Manzi said so dryly that he couldn't help but sit down and drink a glass of water. When he touched his lips, the Zen stick in Lang Guangwu's arms suddenly emitted a green light. Lang Guangwu shuddered as if he had sensed something, and threw the Zen stick at the barbarian.

"Bang!" Chen Manbiao just smashed Chen Manbiao's cup, "What are you doing?" Chen Manbiao yelled at Zhang Qiqi.

Zhang Qi didn't speak at all, and his face, which was still in grief and pain, had changed into another face, and his eyes were suddenly covered in black, like a pot of clear water poured with thick black ink and blurred around. .

"You, you, what are you doing!" Although Chen Manbiao hasn't eliminated the monster for many years, he still knows the unconventional omen.Before Chen Manbiao could make a move, Zhang Qiju grabbed it with both hands, and Chen Manbiao turned sideways. The other party jumped to the ground before he could turn around, and was kicked to the ground by Chen Manbiao. The ground is controlled by Chen Man.Zhang Qiju struggled a few times, and when he found that he couldn't get rid of it, he panted heavily and slowly calmed down. Chen Manbiao let out a long breath, sweating profusely. As soon as his grip on the other party relaxed, Zhang Qiju's eyes suddenly burst out. The black air shot at Chen Manbiao, Chen Manbiao had no time to dodge, so he had to close his eyes tightly, waited for a while without any movement, then opened his eyes slightly, and saw the black air flew in front of Chen Manbiao's eyes and stopped moving, Chen Manbiao also Regardless of Sanqi 21, he bit his right middle finger and index finger and drew a few talismans in the air to dispel the black air. While chanting something, he squeezed his finger to drip blood and drew in the air, and wiped Zhang Qiju's eyes, and he saw Zhang Qiju's forehead. There was an extra blood talisman, and a puff of black smoke slowly rose from his eyes. Chen Manbiao turned his head away to look at the black smoke, and his whole body was pressed tightly against Zhang Qiju's body. A green light flashed from the corner of the ground, and the black smoke dissipated. Zhang Qiju struggled and screamed in pain before passing out.

There were hurried footsteps and anxious shouts outside the door, "What's the matter, what's going on inside?" It was Mr. He from the Department of Business Administration.

"No, it's nothing, I just hit my foot when I was doing something." Chen Manbiao quickly adjusted his breathing so that his voice would not sound so distressed.

Teacher He outside hesitated for a while, and still knocked on the door worriedly: "Mr. Chen, are you really okay? Are you serious or not? Do you want to go to the hospital? I just heard your voice call so miserable, did you hit your leg bone?" , Teacher Chen, what's wrong with you, are you unable to move?"

"...It's okay." Damn old He doesn't usually see him caring so much about himself. The two live on the same floor and always sneer at each other. It's obvious that there is no direct competition at work, isn't it just the liberal arts downstairs? A certain female teacher in the group thought that he didn't like him, and he held a grudge against him. It's true that he clearly rejected that female teacher, and the female teacher didn't like him, so he insisted on relying on himself to fight against him everywhere.

The door lock made some noise, and Chen Manbiao was taken aback, "Mr. Chen, I'm coming in." Teacher He started kicking the door regardless of whether the other party wanted to see that the door lock could not be opened.

"Boom, boom, boom." There were some hurried footsteps in the corridor, mixed with "what's the matter, Mr. He?", "What are you doing, Mr. He?" and other geological questions.

No way!Cold sweat dripped from Chen Manbiao's forehead.

With a sudden heat in his hand, Chen Manbiao turned his head to face a familiar face. "Go and open the door, and don't let them in." It was Lang Guangwu who just met him who replaced him by holding Zhang Qiqi.Without further ado, Chen Manbiao got up and ran to the door. It was too late and then soon, the old He just outside raised his foot and kicked again, when the door was opened suddenly, and Lao He almost kicked Chen Manbiao and was caught by Chen Manbiao. Biao caught it with one hand.

"Hey, Mr. He is very skillful, and he lifts his feet very high." Chen Manbiao pretended to be nonchalant and secretly opened the door until he was stuck with only half of his body. He looked at the teachers outside the door with a smile and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I just hit my head when I was moving something, so the sound is a bit ugly, I'm sorry, teachers."

"It's not only ugly, it's a little bit harsher than the scream of the piggy who was killed." Teacher He, who didn't kick his foot, immediately resumed the knife-making state when he saw that he was fine, and stretched his neck to poke inside after finishing his speech.

The teachers who came from behind were also concerned: "Mr. Chen, are you okay? I heard that voice just now. It was something!"

"Mr. Chen, is it okay for you?" "Yes, yes."

Chen Manbiao cleared his throat, and responded with a smile: "Thank you for your concern, my old Chen skin is rough and thick, and I was hit twice. It's really okay. I appreciate everyone's kindness. It's a big deal. Clean up the books that fell on the floor, everyone should disperse."

Seeing that Chen Manbiao was so stubborn, everyone couldn't say anything, so they all dispersed.Chen Manbiao kept smiling and watched the backs of the people disappear into the corridor, closed the door and lay behind the door to listen to the sound for a while, making sure that no one was coming to make trouble for him, he took a deep breath and relaxed.

While he was chasing people away, Lang Guangwu had covered Zhang Qiqi's eyes with bamboo leaves that had been stained with talisman water, propped him up against the wall, and began to write a letter from head to toe with a miniature Zen stick. Hyphen spell, when the pen is closed, a layer of green light appears on the soles of the feet, and the green light follows the direction of the characters from bottom to top to the top to settle.

Chen Manbiao was not surprised by the appearance of Lang Guangwu. He did doubt Lang Guangwu when the female corpse appeared in the school, not to say that he was the murderer, but doubting his origin and the familiar feeling.Later, after knowing the identity of the deceased, he paid more attention to the dormitory of the farmhouse.In fact, it was true to say that Zhang Qiju was enlightened at the time, but when the students showed up in the room, he found something was wrong. For some reason, Zhang Qiju suddenly went berserk.

Chen Manbiao lives alone and doesn’t like snacks very much. The only drinks he drinks are boiled water and tea. The tea was given to him by his students last year. He hasn’t touched it much. The rancid smell hit his face, how much he didn't care about the tea, how moldy the tea must be to have such an effect, so Lang Guangwu decisively changed his mouth and asked for warm water.