Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Nongjiale scratched the back of his head embarrassingly, but did not answer.

Didn't hear Nongjiale's answer, Lang Guangwu paused, then continued to move, talking about other things.

"You and the wool will stay here later, no matter what happens outside, just stay where you see and don't come out."

Nongjiale glanced at the black ball in the corner with distaste, and said dissatisfied: "Why is it wool? Do I have to make wool? Can I do something else?"

Lang Guangwu ignored it, pasted a spell on the window, and retracted the Zen staff.Grabbing the boss by the collar, he said in a low voice, "Do you want me to stuff that whole bag in your mouth?"

The boss who "passed out" must have been so suffocated by the smell that he suddenly trembled, his eyes widened, and he woke up.

Satisfied, Lang Guangwu helped him onto the sofa, pasted charms on the armrests on both sides of the sofa, and then asked, "Is Cui Weiwei here?" The boss looked blank.Lang Guangwu winked at Nongjiale, and Nongjiale grasped the bag with two fingers knowingly and moved it directly above the boss's face, and shook it viciously, shouting: "Oh, my fingers are so sore, I can't hold it How to fix it?"

The boss was sweating coldly, and squinted at the three people under the table. He wanted to send a signal to the three people that everyone should work together to find a way to escape, but he didn't expect to see those three faces. tears.

Lang Guangwu repeated what he said just now. The boss glared at Lang Guangwu angrily, and then looked at the crumbling black bag above in horror. His eyes moved up and down, and then left and right.

Lang Guangwu raised his hand to signal, and then Nongjiale put down the bag, squeezed his wrist to loosen his muscles and bones, "Hey, what does that mean, boss?"

Lang Guangwu said: "The boss means that Cui Weiwei used to stay here, but not now."

"What about her?" Nongjiale asked the boss.

With tears in the corners of the boss's eyes, he looked at the farmhouse happily.

Nongjiale got goosebumps from being watched, covered his face with his hands, and said awkwardly: "Boss, I just put down the bag with sore hands, you don't have to thank me like that, I can't stand it."

The boss withdrew his gaze and looked at Lang Guangwu instead.

Lang Guangwu said helplessly: "What he meant was that he didn't know Cui Weiwei's whereabouts even if he dumped this bag on his head. But," "But what?" "The person who caught Cui Weiwei should be here."

"Huh?" Nongjiale didn't feel scared when he heard that the criminals were here, and he was a little eager to catch them himself, as if he had been an old fried dough stick for many years.

"Then we split up?"

Lang Guangwu smiled and said, "Do you have a plan?"

Nongjiale laughed and said: "Isn't this a reappearance of the plot? When I was in school before! So now, you are in charge of arresting, and I am in charge of guarding. Take the Zen staff away, and just leave me a few lines." Lang Guangwu was a little surprised. Approaching the Nongjiale with a smile on his face, he stopped at the distance between the tip of their noses and said softly, "I thought you would say that you would come with me."

Looking at the tip of the other's nose, Nongjiale swallowed, and replied hoarsely: "I, I'm afraid of a fire in the backyard."

Lang Guangwu suppressed his smile, and said with an evil smile: "Well, it's thoughtful."

"Ah?" Didn't understand what it meant, Nong Jiale looked into the other person's eyes suspiciously, who knew that what he saw was his ignorant face in the pupils as deep as a deep well, was that the self in his heart?

The self in the secluded well is getting farther and farther away from him, and Nongjiale actually followed a little bit forward as if he was sucked in. When he found something wrong, he stopped suddenly, shook his head, and looked at the person in front of him. He walked out the door with an extremely ambiguous smile.

Nongjiale was completely dumbfounded, is this guy Lang Guangwu?Is he still the unsmiling, expressionless, cool guy I used to know who hates Lang Guangwu who calls him Guangzilang?A sharp look came over, and the boss looked at him with question marks all over his head, gnashing his teeth and looking like he was going to beat him up?Farmhouse?

"Say, did you give him some kind of ecstasy? Tell me, where is the real Langguang Mist? Don't tell me, I took out the lemon from the mouths of the three people under the table and stuffed it into your mouth."

The three people under the table hurriedly yelled at the boss. Of course, they couldn't say anything for a long time, and could only make a sound of "huh, huh, huh".

The boss is sweating profusely.

Lang Guangwu, who came to the hall again, now has a clear goal. Since Cui Weiwei is not here, it is extremely important to catch the boss's subordinates. The boss is just a small shrimp in the corner. Will take the bait, after all he's hungry too, isn't he.

The noise in the hall was still there, but the aunts who touched hands just now had sharp eyes. As soon as Lang Guangwu appeared, the aunts stared at them. As expected of the old Jianghu, the aunts put half of their body on the chair with one hand and played cards with the other. , and from time to time cast eyebrows at Lang Guangwu, and the few poker players next to him really couldn't see, so they asked the aunt to close their eyes, but the aunt yelled back when she saw the injustice, and shut up completely.

In this regard, Lang Guangwu responded with a slight smile to the aunt, and walked directly to the corridor of the private room.

Lang Guangwu had already noticed the movement on the wall earlier, but the boss appeared first before he acted, and he came out to find the boss, and the boss helped him block the things on the wall to save his hands, but Lang Guangwu was clearly ruthless, Just now that thing just hid back, now that the boss is not here, how can that thing stay lonely?

Apparently, loneliness is a bit of a challenge for non-human beings.Before he could take a step, a huge white clay bag suddenly appeared in the center of the originally bare wall, and it went directly across the corridor and was about to touch the door of the third room on the opposite side.On the surface of the soil bag, there are many high and uneven small soil bags, which appear and disappear from time to time, like pimples on the back of a toad, which is a bit disgusting.

Lang Guangwu moved slightly under his feet, and the ball of the Zen staff flapping its wings slowly approached the soil bag. When it was approaching, the green light emitted became stronger and stronger. , quickly took out the spell with his right hand and threw it into the smoke, a green light flashed four times, what was attached to the spell quickly moved backwards to escape, Lang Guangwu had predicted earlier, and had already thrown out a stack of spells and passed through it, sticking it on On the walls on both sides, the moving object first retreated to the end and found that there were talismans on three sides. Suddenly, all the doors in the box next to it were opened, the smoke cleared, and the lights in the room were brightly lit. Only then did Lang Guangwu see clearly what was pasted by the talisman. It turned out to be a giant claw with three dead tree roots. , the claw was as big as half of the Eight Immortals table, the body of the claw was jet-black, and there were hook-like claw tips on the claw, which were shiny black, and the charm was just pasted on the back of the claw.

The scattered smoke and dust not only let Lang Guangwu see what happened, but also made everyone who was rubbing numbness in the hall attracted by the sound of the explosion. Seeing this scene, Lang Guangwu didn't have to look back. There were screams and running footsteps one after another.

He came to the hall just now mainly to confirm whether the door outside is really locked, the actual situation is: really.Those poker players used benches, tables and chairs, water bottles, and some people used nail clippers to destroy the rolling door. Unfortunately, no matter how hard they tried, the rolling door was not only motionless after being smashed for so long, there was no trace of it. The rolling door had long since been smashed. People have cast a spell, even if this rolling door is removed, there will still be a second door, and everyone began to look for other ways out. Of course, no one will find the Langguangwu corridor. And Xianqing took out his mobile phone to snap a few photos, and someone actually uploaded a selfie. Lang Guangwu rolled his eyes when he heard the sound of "click, click, wipe".Lang Guangwu didn't try to stop it, because someone would do it, no, someone has already discovered it.

"Hey, what's wrong with the upload, why is it all black."

"Yeah, mine is black too, even myself."

"Oh my god, what a broken phone."

"Could it be that the monster didn't take pictures?"

All the people taking pictures turned around and looked at Lang Guangwu.

I saw a white cloth flying out of one of the boxes and rushing towards Langguangwu. Langguangwu dodged, and the white cloth rushed straight towards the melon-eating crowd behind.

Everyone: "?"

"Run—" Lang Guangwu yelled.

Everyone ran around and hid belatedly, Lang Guangwu drew out a talisman and ignited it and threw it at the white cloth, which was stopped.However, more white cloths suddenly appeared behind him, rushing towards Lang Guangwu. Lang Guangwu didn't dodge this time, and threw out the Zen staff directly, reciting the mantra silently, and the Zen staff rotated rapidly, and the white cloths were sucked into the Zen staff one after another, and the Zen staff turned more and more Quickly, more white cloths flew out of the room, and the light fog receded into the hall. All the people hiding in the hall crowded under the God of Wealth, pushing and shoving each other like oil residue, and some even moved their hands to move it. The statue was knocked down by someone's hand, and he shouted: "What if you move us away?" There was a mess for a while.

Bai Bu seemed to have sensed something, and after flying out of the room, instead of rushing towards Lang Guangwu, he changed direction and attacked a group of poker players.

"Hey, what are you doing, come to my place." Nongjiale, who appeared in the corner at some time, waved to everyone.

Lang Guangwu frowned, but right now this was considered an unavoidable solution. Fortunately, he had the foresight to plaster the small room with spells.

Everyone followed the farmhouse and hid in a small room less than [-] square meters. How could more than [-] people squeeze in? Lang Guangwu had a headache thinking about it, but he couldn't control that much.

The white cloth obviously followed him, but every time it appeared, it would be sucked up by the Zen staff. The entire Zen staff had been wrapped in countless pieces of white cloth, almost like a cocoon. Lang Guangwu saw that it was about the same time, so he commanded the Zen staff to rotate counterclockwise quickly. The white cloth that was originally wrapped It was torn apart with the green light emitted from the inside out, and disappeared instantly when it fell to the ground.

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