Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Well, a certain person really showed up to save face, there should be a BGM here.Bah, bah, bah, what the hell, Nongjiale shook his head and swept away those messy thoughts, and opened his eyes wide to see the six-foot black Zen stick, the majestic and majestic Langguang Mist, and hugging like a koala hugging a tree. Wala at the end of the Zen stick, this picture is so beautiful, so beautiful that the farmhouse wishes to take out a [-]-megapixel banana phone to take enough pictures at once, of course, the premise is that he has this thing.

Lang Guangwu put Wala next to Nongjiale and the others, but he didn't stop. He took a look at Nongjiale and rode his stick into the battle without looking back.

Nongjiale muttered: "Cut, what a cool thing to do."

The gray-armed man turned pale with fright when he saw the person entering the battle. He tried his best to break free from the grip of the man with glasses, and wanted to jump out of the battle. However, the man with glasses didn't give him a chance to escape. He was not allowed to move on his back, the gray-armed man wanted to bite off the thread several times in an attempt to make him lose his balance, but the black threads seemed to have been known to him, and they all gathered on the gray-armed man's chest, so that the gray-armed man's entire body The person's head was facing down, and his body was pinned down by the man with glasses, unable to move.Looking at this posture, Nongjiale couldn't help sweating for this line array: what kind of material are these lines made of, and they are so tough that they can withstand such tossing, like a plug-in type.

Here, the cat-faced weirdo holds up the soft sword and wants to cut the long vine into pieces. Obviously, this is unrealistic. After all, his strength is too different from the original owner of the soft sword, so he didn't hurt himself after cutting it a few times It's already very good, and I'm still tossing around alone.Langguang Mist landed on the opposite side of the cat-faced monster, stopped the opponent's behavior with the Zen staff and said: "The big one has been blown up, and the one below has mutated, so it's so troublesome."

When the gray-armed man heard this, his expression changed suddenly.Then he shouted: "You, you can't do this! You, you let go of me, let go!" The man in glasses ordered to the man in suit outside the formation: "Get ready to collect the net."

The two men in suits took orders, and took out a flashlight the size of an index finger from their arms, and took a photo at the gray-armed man who was being pressed down. Soon he was bound by a tangle of wire.

"Wow, this thing is too easy to use, isn't it, the string gun?"

"Of course not, as long as you put it in for a while, you still have to recycle it."

"The environmental protection work is done well." Nongjiale wanted to continue to praise, when he saw the man in glasses in the joint formation of the two men in suits drag the gray-armed man away from the formation and catch him in front of Nongjiale.

Nong Jiale stared at the other's arm and said: "Your arm is not born, is it? Are you experimenting with yourself?"

The gray-armed man snorted coldly, but did not respond.

Nong Jiale smiled at him, and then asked the man in the suit: "Can you tie it a few more times and make it tighter? I'm afraid it will hurt if the thread is too thin, hehehehe..."

The gray-armed man returned to the farmhouse and rolled his eyes, continuing to stare at the two in the formation.

Under the curse of the cat-faced monster, the cat's claws became stronger and crushed the broken vines in the claws.The ground under the line array is not flat either, there is always something moving in the ground, but because the line array does not dare to come out, every time the ground just bulges up a small soil bump is smashed by Lang Guangwu's stick, After crushing four or five of them, there are no more bumps or depressions on the ground.

"What's under the ground?" Nongjiale quietly asked the man in the suit beside him.

The man in the suit replied: "A non-human creature that has mutated."

"Oh."

"Ah."

What kind of answer is this, so this person is doomed to be an unknown little brother.Nongjiale complained silently in her heart.

The Langguang Fog made the cat-faced monster stop chanting, the blue light on the line array gradually dimmed, and the surroundings became quiet, like the sea level that looked calm and undulating before the storm.

After a moment of silence, Nongjiale felt the ground under his feet trembling slightly, and just about to shout, the trembling stopped again.In the center of the formation, the soil kept turning over, and it seemed that something was about to break out of the ground.

Wrapped in an orange-red shell, you can't see what's inside and don't know what's supporting it. There's only one drilled out of the huge open space. From the perspective of the farmhouse, it looks like a temple used to knock upside down. The clock with a colorful appearance drilled out of the soil, but was blocked by the black line and could not continue to extend upwards, twisting and crooked.

"What's this? A clock?"

"No, it's the flower of a mutated plant."

"You're not talking about pomegranate flowers, are you?"

"What do you think?" The man in the suit chuckled.

Are you kidding me with such big pomegranate flowers?This guy is almost tall enough to buy a child ticket.It would be great if there was an Illustrated Book of Don’t Blame Otherworlds. In the anime, the protagonists go on adventures, they are all fully armed and occasionally able to open and hang.

Perhaps because Nongjiale's frustrated expression affected Lang Guangwu's mood, I saw him use the Zen stick to suppress the momentum of the mutant flower, and chanted a spell. Even more powerful.

Seeing this, Lang Guangwu hurriedly said: "Quick, go directly to the cannon!"

No movement for a long time.

When Lang Guangwu turned his head, he saw that the cat-faced monster was holding the cat's claw that had shrunk to the size of a normal cat with one hand, and the other hand was tightly grasping the thread of the entire array.

thread?Nongjiale inexplicably pointed to the black thread in the hand of the cat-faced monster and asked the man in the suit, "What's the situation?"

"Exhausted too much You Yuan, even the weapon can't be connected." The man in the suit frowned.

At this point, the big stone in Nongjiale's heart finally fell, and he thought: It really is our person, who looks so weird, no one except the other world would dare to accept it.But if he exhausted the formation of You Yuan, wouldn't it be invalidated?Lang Guangwu can borrow him, but from the moment he entered the door to now, Lang Guangwu has also spent a lot of money, and even used his You Yuan when he was invisible. Is there a firecracker? I don’t know why the more I think about it, the more urgent it becomes. Nongjiale really wants to rush forward, but he doesn’t know what he is doing. The little flame he ignited can be extinguished with a mouthful of water. .

Just when he seemed extremely depressed, a thick and thick voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Nongjiale, I haven't eaten the breakfast you cooked yet."

"Ah?" Nong Jiale was stunned, didn't understand the meaning of what he said, and was about to speak, when Lang Guangwu put his index finger between his lips, and made a "shh", and Nong Jiale was even more confused.

Fortunately, the cat-faced monster in the formation is much more sober. Originally, he was still worried about whether he would fight to the death or go ahead after the You Yuan was exhausted, but a flood of You Yuan rushed into his body quickly, making him The line array that was about to be exhausted regained its secluded essence, and the line array emitted blue light beams again.The cat-faced weirdo slightly adjusted Youyuan in the center, and stared at Lang Guangwu in disbelief with his big cat pupils, and Lang Guangwu turned his head firmly, without saying a word.

The cat-faced weirdo settled down and connected the cat's claws to the thread. He had heard that his ball of wool had a function before, but he hadn't been able to develop it because of his lack of cultivation. How many Youyuan are hidden in the bodies of so many Youyuan people, but he feels that he can take it out and try it now.

"There are no ready-made firecrackers, and there are ready-made ones, but the success rate is not guaranteed. It may be [-]." The cat-faced weirdo said while stroking the cat's paw.

Before Lang Guangwu opened his mouth, the Nongjiale outside the formation shouted: "That's it, that's it, even if it's [-]!" , Lang Guangwu smiled and said: "What do you say?"

Since he was not afraid of death, the cat-faced man didn't say much.He remembered the incantation, the current self should be qualified.

The cat-faced man took a deep breath, breathed it out towards the cat's paw, recited the spell silently, disconnected the cat's paw from the thread, cut off the black thread one after another with his bare hands, and dropped four short lines. The cat-faced man held the short line in his hand and said a Stringing a long mantra, although Nongjiale couldn't hear what he was saying clearly, he could feel the nervousness of the cat-faced weirdo. In fact, he was more nervous than the cat-faced weirdo.

As if feeling the threat of death, the mutated flower that had been suppressed by the thread and the Zen stick changed. Lang Guangwu pressed the mutated flower tightly with the Zen stick to prevent it from growing, and instead taunted the cat face and barked Said: "Quick, are you ready?"

The cat-faced monster opened his palm, and the short strings in his hand turned into four straight ones without lead wires, and the tops were blue firecrackers, which were wipers. This requires considerable cultivation and a powerful Youyuan.The cat-faced monster nodded towards Lang Guangwu, and Lang Guangwu looked at the people outside the formation and shouted: "Run—"

The man in the suit and the man in glasses outside the formation didn't say anything, pulled the gray-armed man and Nongjiale and ran outside.Lang Guangwu held the Zen staff and swung at the pomegranate flower, knocked it down, and then pierced the flower/body with the staff, and a lot of blood-red juice flowed out from the breach, which looked scary.

As soon as the pomegranate flowers fell, the earth shook again.The sky and the earth shook, and I couldn't stand upright.Nongjiale and others happened to escape to the edge of the pomegranate grove, and the man in the suit was almost hit by a pomegranate tree.

When they came to an open space not far away, everyone lay down on the ground one after another, and the gray-armed man was tied up with wires and could not escape.When the vibration slowed down, Nongjiale ran towards the high ground ahead. The man in the suit wanted to stop him, but the man in glasses stopped him.

Standing on the high ground, looking far away, the pomegranate trees in the pomegranate forest radiate from the piece around the middle open space, like collapsing dominoes falling to the ground one after another.

High in the sky, Lang Guangwu was holding the Zen staff with one hand and holding the ball of black thread with the other, fearing that it would fall off, the ball of thread was still wrapped around his arm twice.The other end of the line was wrapped around the cat-faced weirdo. He took four firecrackers and touched his ass/ass with the cat's paws, and threw it into the open space.

The firecrackers landed, and there was a sound of explosion, "Boom-boom-boom-boom--" The ground was blooming, and while the blue light was flashing, gray smoke and dust were flying all over the sky.

Nongjiale stood for a long time, and waited until the smoke and dust cleared before seeing the two of them from a higher place. They were pleasantly surprised for a while, and didn't know what to say, so they had to wave their hands.Soon, the two of them flew from the sky with gray faces.

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