Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

He escaped the search of the security guards but could not escape the eyes of Lang Guangwu.As early as the moment the man walked into the health care room, Lang Guangwu had been watching out the window. In order to prevent Ning Youran from finding out, he insisted on wearing three lead wires. The more lead wires, the more powerful they are, on the contrary. The light and mist can also be adjusted with Youyuan, but the three are more difficult.Fortunately, he notified Manzi before coming, and indeed Manzi came to make trouble for them.

There was a man sitting on a thick and tall camphor tree closest to the exit. Needless to say, he was the man who jumped out of the window. The reason why the security guard didn't find out was because of Ning Youran's curse. Breaking out in a cold sweat, he knew that Ning Youran's spell power was beginning to weaken, and he didn't know the current situation over there, but if he turned back, he would definitely become Ning Youran's burden.

The man had been sitting in one position for a long time, and moved his position slightly. The branches made a few soft noises, and a few leaves fluttered down. Just as they fell to the ground, the security guard turned around and looked forward, raised his head, and turned around again. After turning his body, the man breathed a sigh of relief.

The security guards inside ran out to join the people outside, and after a few words they left one after another, presumably thinking that the person had run away and split up to chase after him.

The man stayed on the tree for a while, and when he saw that the security guards hadn't come back, he climbed down cautiously.Just a few steps away, a hand suddenly appeared on his shoulder. The man was startled, and ran away, regardless of who was behind him. He didn't know where he was running, and felt that no one was chasing him. Only then stopped and looked back, there was indeed no one there. Looking around, the male dormitory building, the man walked into the building panting heavily.

The last toothpick was bent by the upper bunk used to poke the milk tea film yesterday, and I forgot to buy it when I went to the cafeteria today, so the fat man had to dig out the silver needle of the little Sanniang to scald it in boiling water before picking teeth. The little Sanniang is their dormitory The thinnest dormitory, despite his thinness, he yells louder than anyone else when something happens, and he likes to make phone calls in the corridor, he can basically hear the door of the nearest four or five dormitories closing.In the dormitory, I originally wanted to give him the nickname "little scumbag", but after thinking about the upper and lower bunks, I changed my name to Xiaosanniang. In fact, I wanted to scold him, but this guy seems to like this nickname. , Did you call someone and say that if you have anything to do, you can go to Sanniang, and Sanniang will help you solve it.This time he used his silver needle to pick out fat people because he thought it would be safer for someone who is a bit of a clean freak to use this to pick out corns.

Speaking of which, he hasn't seen Xiao Sanniang recently, and he heard that he had a bad relationship with Qu Jingren, who was in the same dormitory some time ago, and he didn't know what it was about.Just as he was thinking, there was a sound of footsteps coming from far and near outside the door, and finally stopped at the door of their dormitory. When the door was pushed, the fat man took a look, and continued to pick his teeth in the bathroom.

The people outside the door entered the dormitory and found a bed to lie down on. They wanted to rest for a while, but a voice came from the bathroom: "You just lie on the bed of the third lady, don't blame me for not reminding you when the third lady comes back to beat you. "

The person on the bed smiled and replied, "Oh, don't worry, he won't."

The fat man felt strange, took a few mouthfuls of mouthwash and then stuck out his head: "Are you so sure, didn't you hear that you had a fight with him before? I haven't seen anyone else these days. Where are people, do you know where you went?" After the fat man finished speaking, he went to wipe his face with a towel, and when he turned around after wiping his face, he saw Qu Jingren with a gloomy face, and said to him coldly: "You want to find him?"

Fatty looked at Qu Jingren, who was different from the past today, and felt that something was wrong. He couldn't help but take a few steps back, and then he stopped. There was not much room in the small bathroom, and the fatty's figure took up a lot of space and volume. , now has been forced to nowhere to retreat.

"No, we are not in a dormitory. Should we care about each other? What's wrong with you, you, did you encounter something? It's okay. If you encounter something, tell your brothers. They will definitely find a way Solve it." While speaking, the fat man hugged his arms tightly, feeling cold even though there was no wind.

Just as Qu Jingren was about to say something, he sensed someone behind him. When he turned around, a talisman was stuck to his face, and he couldn't dodge in time.Qu Jingren couldn't move and was frozen.

Lang Guangwu stuffed a spell into Nongjiale Nongjiale felt that something was going to happen, so he ran to find Manzi, but on the way, he heard someone talking about something wrong in the reference room of the library, and after inquiring again, it turned out to be Fatty's girlfriend Ning Youran, Nongjiale thought that Lang Guangwu might look for Ning Youran, originally wanted to walk in from the trail, and saw several security guards staying there from a distance as if they were looking for someone, originally wanted to ask, but noticed There was a change in the top of a tree, and the farmhouse was not sure if the person in the tree was Lang Guangwu, so they had to find a secluded place to hide. Unexpectedly, it was Fatty’s roommate Qu Jingren who jumped out of the tree. .The guy looked around surreptitiously, as if afraid of being discovered, to see that no one was going to leave.Nongjiale hid far away, Qu Jingren didn't notice, so he followed up lightly, and suddenly a human figure appeared behind him, it was Lang Guangwu!

Lang Guangwu put one hand on Qu Jingren's shoulder, and wanted to hold him to have a good chat, but Qu Jingren ran away without even looking back, Lang Guangwu had to take a lead frame stick to chase after him .In this way, he chased to the fat man's dormitory.

Looking at Qu Jingren who could only blink but couldn't speak or move, the fat man kept wiping his sweat with paper towels, and sat in the doorway with a bench in shock, fearing that there would be another mutation that would facilitate his escape.

After confirming that Qu Jingren didn't have any magic power, Lang Guangwu still worriedly wrote a few more spells on him, and those spells disappeared after three flashes of green light. What's still shining?"

Lang Guangwu smiled: "I thought the first thing you said was to call the police."

The fat man wanted to do this, but it was a pity that the mobile phone was at the bedside, and Qu Jingren was moved to the center of the room by Lang Guangwu. But it was really uncomfortable.

"Are there few people in your dormitory?" Lang Guangwu seemed to smell something, and fixed his eyes on Qu Jingren.

The fat man hurriedly said: "Oh, they all went out to attend lectures. The department invited top figures in the professional field to listen to the report. I'm not going to pick my teeth before I go. Do you think there's nothing wrong with it?" After finishing speaking, the fat man remembered something, pointed to Qu Jingren and continued: "By the way, he had a conflict with the little Sanniang a few days ago, and the little Sanniang hasn't come back for several days."

Lang Guangwu asked Fatty to close the door, commanded the weapon to circle around the room a few times, and finally stopped at the door of the bathroom. Fatty saw the weapon clearly, it was a Zen stick, and thought: Is Langguangwu a monk?If he is a monk, what is Qu Jingren?

Here, Lang Guangwu took out a thumb-sized firecracker from the canvas bag, which was wrapped in yellow leather instead of the red leather firecracker sold on the market.

Lang Guangwu signaled the fat man to stay away from the bathroom, and the fat man simply hid behind Lang Guangwu. Lang Guangwu ignited the firecracker and threw it inward. When the height stopped, the fat man was about to put down his hand when he heard a "snap", which startled the fat man.

"I said buddy, what are you going to do, what are you putting in our bathroom..." "Bang——"

Before the fat man finished speaking, he saw something fall from the ceiling of the bathroom, making a loud noise.His intuition told Fatty that it was not what he wanted to see.

Unable to bear the curiosity in his heart, the fat man approached step by step, but Lang Guangwu did not stop him.Qu Jingren, who was pinned down, closed his eyes.

A black mass on the ground gave off a strong stench of blood. The fat man's heart was beating violently. He looked at Lang Guangwu uncertainly. Lang Guangwu had no expression on his face, but his eyes were determined.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, picked up the Zen stick parked by the door, and touched the black mass. The thing didn't move. The fat man turned over with the Zen stick, and a bloody face that had been peeled off came into view. , the fat man screamed again and again in horror, Lang Guangwu stepped forward and covered the fat man's mouth, signaling the fat man to be quiet.

"Bringing other people in now will only cause more people to be hurt. Believe me, let me handle it." A thick male voice rang in Fatty's ear.

But the fat man quickly knocked off Lang Guangwu's hand, and said tremblingly: "You fart, you, you, you are not good people." Without giving Lang Guangwu a chance to explain, the fat man opened the door and ran out.

At this time, Nongjiale, who had been staying in her dormitory, heard the fat man yelling, and ran over to bump into the fat man who was going out.

Lang Guangwu shouted: "Hold him."

Nong Jiale hugged the fat man, and Lang Guangwu quickly pasted a talisman on the fat man's face, and the fat man was immobilized like this.When Lang Guangwu was about to speak, Nong Jiale said first: "Drag into our dormitory first, otherwise it will be difficult to handle when their dormitory comes." He helped him in, and then another person carried Qu Jingren on his back.

But the dead body in the bathroom is really a difficult problem. Lang Guangwu thought for a while, knelt down beside the dead body, and said softly: "You can't be discovered right now, but don't worry, when things are settled, you will be found." You tell me." After chanting the spell, the corpse returned to the ceiling of the bathroom, and Lang Guangwu pasted talisman papers on the ceiling and the corpse respectively, and the corpse was fixed, and then rummaged through the canvas bag for a long time, and finally found it. A black lead wire was put on the left toe of the corpse, and the corpse gradually disappeared.

Back at Nongjiale’s dormitory, Nongjiale was comforting Fatty: “Fatty Fatty, do you think I look like a bad guy? Just blink if you don’t look like one, and you’re not allowed to cry. I’ll poke your eyeballs if you cry. "The fat man had no choice but to blink desperately, Nong Jiale pretended to pouted and said: "Since I am a bad person, then I will poke your eyeballs even more." After speaking, he took the teeth of the comb and approached the fat man, and the fat man quickly closed his eyes in fright , Tears were squeezed out from the slits of the eyes.

What kind of appeasement is this, isn't it more chaotic?Lang Guangwu let out a long breath, and stopped Nongjiale: "Stop playing, the fat man is about to pee his pants, and he might pass out. When you pass out, resist."

Nongjiale twitched the corners of his mouth, and said helplessly: "Oh." He added: "During the next team battle, if you dare to pull my hind legs, I will really poke you blind." Fatty squinted with tears Blinking.

The author has something to say:

Nima now finally knows the evil consequences of being lazy. Nima’s laziness and tangled personality are double tormented, but it hurts and makes me happy. I can’t help it. Who makes me like to write? In other words, what can I say personally?￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣leiben