Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Seeing that the two of them were so gray that only the whites of their eyes and teeth were left, they couldn't find their original appearance at all, especially the cat-faced weirdo who was staring at Nongjiale had the feeling of a British shorthair cat. Thinking of this, Nongjiale suddenly I really want to know which species the cat-faced monster belongs to, but if I ask this way, the cat-faced monster might scratch me hard, so forget it.

Just like that, the three men in glasses, the three men of Lang Guangwu, and the man with gray arms embarked on their return journey.When they walked to the disappearing chain bridge, everyone was in trouble.

The man in the suit pushed the gray-armed man to stand in front of the crowd and said, "Do you know how to get out?"

The dark-skinned man in a suit said from the side: "It's useless. If you know it, you can say you don't know it. If you don't know it, then you don't know it. Why don't you just push him down? What if there is a way out?"

"Okay, okay, what are you two singing together, in case there is a way out for him to run away, just take the cat's wool and wrap him around and throw it down, or we can find another way out and drag him away. "Nongjiale gleefully fanned the flames.

One stuffed the other hard, the man with glasses held his forehead, and the cat-faced man was lazy to care about the three. Only Lang Guangwu walked up to the gray-armed man and said slowly: "Fei Yunxiang." Hearing the name in the other's mouth, the gray-armed man, His eyes moved slightly.

"People from Zhao'an stayed in Zhao'an since childhood, but left Zhao'an many years ago. When he returned to Zhao'an in the middle of last year, he rented the store under the hotel and opened a pet nursery for small white-collar workers, and then in the middle of this year. I was followed and disappeared near the Shiguo Bridge." Lang Guangwu paused, and then said: "Actually, you didn't disappear, you returned to someone, or the change of Zhao'an is related to that person." Speaking of Here, the gray-armed man, it should not be said that Fei Yunxiang no longer needs to quibble. As a connector from another world, how could he not be familiar with the only Jiujie in this firecracker bureau.

Fei Yunxiang shrugged and walked to the edge, followed by the man in the suit, fearing that he would play tricks to get rid of them.Fei Yunxiang didn't care about this, sneered, and said lightly: "My hands are tied by you, and I can't untie this metal wire without your key." After finishing speaking, he bit his right finger and dripped on the ground. Blood.

"You," "Wait—" the man in the suit was about to question, but was stopped by the man in glasses.

After a while, the gray picture in front of him suddenly distorted. The man in the suit suddenly felt uncomfortable, and grabbed Fei Yunxiang with both hands, but the twisted vortex did not stop, but rushed straight towards the crowd, accompanied by With a neat "ah", the space changed instantly, and everyone returned to the narrow corridor.

Looking at the debris on the ground, Nongjiale patted his head to make sure that he was not dreaming. He was next to the light fog and felt the warmth of his palms. When he lowered his head, he realized that his hands had been wrapped around him for some time. The big hands of Lang Guangwu earlier, but I didn't realize it, is it because I am too slow?Nong Jiale glanced at the other party suspiciously, and immediately turned away when he saw the other party's head tilted slightly, fearing that the other party would know the little Jiujiu in his stomach.

The bespectacled man who had been standing behind everyone put his hand on the frame and said, "The flowers are gone."

His words attracted everyone's attention, and Nong Jiale was slightly surprised: "You mean the monster has been eliminated? Or is this the code word for your mission?"

The man with glasses smiled and said, "It's all counted. I just got the news that the fruit-picking operation is in progress. Everyone is tired after a busy night. It's time to go back and rest."

Nongjiale looked out the window, the indigo blue sky had no stars and no moon, it must be time to light up, looking at it, suddenly his body went limp, and he collapsed beside Lang Guangwu, who was quickly caught by Lang Guangwu , Everyone gathered around wondering what was going on, when they heard the rhythmic snoring of Nongjiale, Lang Guangwu couldn't laugh or cry and hugged Nongjiale, the man with glasses called him: "Leave?"

Lang Guangwu said: "Otherwise, I have to go back to rest. I will leave this person to you first, and I will take him back to another world for a business trip the night after tomorrow." After speaking, he left here without looking back.

Outside the window, the birds are chirping and chirping, and the sky is clear and crisp. It is a good day for going out.

Looking at the Nongjiale who had slept all day in the posture of praying mantis fist on the bed, Lang Guangwu was speechless. He was obviously the one who was so tired that he was dying. Of course, the little guy performed well. Forget it, let’s not talk to him. care about.Lang Guangwu went to the bed and sat down, pinching Nong Jiale's nose, Nong Jiale, who couldn't breathe, knocked off Lang Guangwu's hand uncomfortably, turned over and went back to sleep.Lang Guangwu didn't care to continue pinching, Nongjiale was annoyed, opened his eyes suddenly, and saw the culprit in the morning light looking at him with a smile, Nongjiale was not annoyed, and stretched lazily.

"I said Mantis, you can sleep quite well." Lang Guangwu joked, and took a set of clean clothes from the chair and handed it to Nongjiale.

Looking at the clothes, Nongjiale suddenly felt that something was wrong, pulled up the quilt and felt it inside, it was soft, fluffy, and covered with fabric, he let out a long breath, and Lang Guangwu, who had been standing beside him watching the show, smiled and said: "Why, I'm afraid eat you?"

Nongjiale rolled his eyes and said: "Cut~ people are afraid of losing their reputation, what do you know?" After finishing speaking, they felt that something was wrong, and seeing Lang Guangwu's smile, he probably knew what was wrong, but he didn't know how to change his words , I heard Lang Guangwu say lightly: "I forgot to tell you that when I came back, I wanted to tell you to take a bath before going to bed, but you couldn't wake up no matter how you called."

Nongjiale let out a "ha" and asked nervously: "And then?"

Lang Guangwu poured himself a glass of boiling water and said, "Then what can I do, I can only ask my old man to undress you~ untie your belt~ take a bath~ wipe your back~" He sang and sang.

The Nongjiale suddenly felt that it was pitch black, and there were still some pink bubbles in the black, what's the situation!

"Then do you want to?" "Yes."

"Are you?" "Yes."

"Do you have any?" "No."

"Do you really know what I'm talking about? Don't interrupt me, okay--" Nongjiale frantically threw the pillows, and he didn't finish Lang Guangwu's words, and he continued as if he knew the second half of the sentence.

Lang Guangwu caught the pillow firmly, and said in a serious voice: "I thought about letting a sleeping pig automatically take off its clothes and wash them for nothing. The feeling of helping him clean every corner, every corner."

The farmhouse died.

I quickly realized: Nima, the amount of information is too much!How does he digest this, this, this, what is it!

"You, you, you, you, you, don't come here, don't come to me, me, me, you wait, you wait a while." After touching the bed for a long time, he found that all the pillows were in Lang Guangwu's hands. He was covered and wrapped himself into a ball. After a short while, because of the difficulty of breathing, he opened another opening that he thought was inconspicuous, revealing his big head. After taking two breaths, he saw a hand holding clothes and putting them on him. In front of him, when he raised his head, he saw the corner of the other party's mouth hooked into an inexplicable smile, and said lightly, "I'll wait for you outside."

People go, the door closes.

Thinking of what Lang Guangwu said, Nongjiale couldn't calm down all the time. He knew that the other party was joking with him, but he always felt embarrassed, disgusted and disgusted. He just felt that something was weird, not what he said It's strange, but the problem lies with me. Where is the problem?Thinking about this issue, the farmhouse didn't even think about it until it was sitting in the delicious breakfast. The farmhouse decided to forget the past, forget about the problems that killed brain cells, and be single-minded in the face of delicious food.

During the meal, Lang Guangwu proposed to have a good time in Zhao'an City before leaving, and the farmhouse nodded like a pounding garlic, and raised his chopsticks to agree.After agreeing, he regretted it a little, always feeling that something was wrong.

It wasn't until the two came to the center of Zhao'an that he finally knew what was wrong.The pomegranate trees originally planted on the side of the road were all eradicated and replaced with other plants suitable for the local area. There were not many pedestrians on the road, especially the locals with pale skin and short stature. Most of the roads were foreigners. There are at least two sprinklers in operation, and there are three in some more prosperous areas. Most pedestrians stay away, and patrols in groups of three to five are patrolling from time to time.

Nongjiale couldn't help asking: "What is this doing? Isn't it the fault?" By the way, he was so sleepy that day that he fell asleep and didn't even know what the follow-up work was.Are these the follow-up work?No matter how you look at it, it looks like a big purge.

Lang Guangwu said slowly: "Do you still remember that I told you that the carp monster is a plant monster?"

Nongjiale said: "But didn't you say that it doesn't have much impact on human beings?"

Lang Guangwu said: "Indeed. But if the monster is to be eliminated, its existence must destroy the ecological balance or its existence itself is a mistake, such as the nine-day pot monster before. Diaozi monster has no direct impact on the human body , but other plants in the environment where it lives will mutate once it is contaminated with its fruit, and human beings will also change their bodies if they eat this mutated fruit. The gray-armed man before is the connector Fei Yunxiang, and The local people in Zhao'an all eat mutated food. In addition, the Diaozi Monster can also improve the surrounding vegetation environment. It is a species that is easy to survive. Once it takes root somewhere, it will completely destroy the surrounding environment. Changed to adapt to its environment, so the pomegranate trees here are different from the pomegranate trees outside."

After hearing Lang Guangwu's words, Nongjiale thought of the biochemical man in the movie, and continued to ask worriedly: "Then the people here, shouldn't they?"

There is no need for him to say the following words, Lang Guangwu also knew what he wanted to ask, and said: "I have checked everything, fortunately most of the mutated plants eaten by the locals are pomegranates, and there will be no cyborgs in the movie who attack other people or I lost my mind. Most people in DNA testing are only concerned with skin color and height. Now that medical science has developed enough to deal with it, the local people have organized themselves to get the recovery vaccine, but some serious lesions remain to be seen.”