Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

After saving everyone, Nongjiale can finally breathe a sigh of relief.Seeing this, Ning Youran turned around to run away, this time Lang Guangwu definitely wouldn't let him escape easily, so he chased after him with all his strength.

"Where is the Nine Heavens Pot Monster?"

Ning Youran looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "If you want to know where he is, then come with me." Delaying time?Lang Guangwu ignored this move, recalled his Zen staff, and tried his best to block it.Ning Youran was chased back and forth from mid-air, and was about to be beaten back to the ground.Suddenly a thunderbolt struck from the sky and hit the ground more than ten meters away from Lang Guangwu. A black hole was punched out on the ground, and everyone was shocked. Everyone took their Zen sticks to follow Ning Youran.

Ning Youran is not here, and the red light is gone, but the teachers and students in the school are still awake. Could it be that the crisis has not been resolved yet?

According to the Manzi, the staff building is very frustrated, not because of staying for a long time, he and the farmhouse walked all the way back to the campus, the farmhouse did not forget to complain about the weight of the fat man and the work ability of the man, and the work of the man There is nothing to complain about ability, Nongjiale said seriously: Everyone can fly, and you will suffer when you can’t fight, and judging from the current record, dragging your feet is also a top two.After all, you used to be a little comrade from another world, unlike us scum from the human world. Although I am also your colleague now, I am smarter and may be promoted faster than you.

Chen Manbiao said that he wished to throw his hands away and throw the fat man to the farmhouse. If he didn't get angry, he would go back. What Lao Tzu is just three yuan less by one yuan. Maybe there will be more yuan in the future. Besides, in the human world, whether you can graduate or not depends on Lao Tzu for you. Sign your special code and come to this set and so on.

The two quarreled constantly along the way, the fat man couldn't bear the bombardment in his ears, and finally opened his eyes.Seeing that the fat man woke up, Nongjiale asked Chen Manbiao if he could relieve the fat man. Chen Manbiao took off the charm on the fat man's forehead, and the two immediately let go of the fat man's hand, and the fat man fell straight down. Unable to get up for a long time, Nongjiale kicked the fat man, who made a weak voice: "No, I still can't move."

"Look at you, a half-baked monster remover, look at what you solve, what do you do if you don't relieve your mouth, do you walk with your mouth, eat dirt with your mouth, it's almost the same, and you will eat it later, what do you do to me, we They are all your students, you can't trick me like this, my dear counselor..."

Chen Manbiao looked at it for a while, then said slowly: "What are you nervous about?"

Nongjiale kicked the fat man: "The counselor asked you something, why are you nervous?"

Manzi touched Nongjiale's arm: "I'm asking you, what are you afraid of? You are very nervous. When people are nervous and afraid, they will talk a lot, incoherently, and want to relax. From just now, you have always been very nervous. Fear!"

Nongjiale was silent. He didn’t know if the barbarian had caught his attention or something else. He pointed to the fat man and asked, “Can you explain it to him first? If we go on like this, none of the four of us will be able to reach the school. He is too heavy. "

"Heavy shit, I lost a catty this week, okay?" The fat man shouted unwillingly, causing both Chen Nong and Chen Nong to roll their eyes at the fat man on the ground.

The barbarian squatted down, turned the fat man over, gestured in the air to the fat man's face, and shouted: "Break." The fat man moved his fingers, and he could move.

One second, two seconds, three seconds passed, and the fat man had no intention of getting up from the ground at all.Nongjiale kicked the fat man: "Fat boy, don't pretend to be shi, get up quickly, I will blame you later and eat you. I, a short-range assassin, can't protect you."

The fat man replied angrily: "Fart, get out of here and stay there. I haven't moved my hands and feet for a long time and my whole body is stiff. Wait for me to take it easy."

Chen Manbiao supported Qu Jingren and strode forward: "Then forgive Chen for not being with you. Don't expect me to be able to transfer in an instant when the blame comes. I was so tired and bleeding when I just carried you on my back. Nourishing and nourishing."

The three of them walked to the gate of the school just like this, and of course there was Qu Jingren who couldn't speak.

Seeing the three of them drifting away, a faint red light appeared in the corner, and disappeared into the staff building with a "bao".

The time passed by every minute and every second, and it was still one hour before dawn. Chen Manbiao and others finally arrived at the school and found that everyone was in a coma and couldn't wake up no matter how much they screamed. I didn't wake up, so I had to give up.

The four of them nestled in the back hall of the school cafeteria, fiddling with pots and pans for food.Seeing that he couldn't hide it from Fatty, Nongjiale explained everything that happened after meeting Lang Guangwu. In fact, he didn't know how much Fatty could accept. He hid the part about Ning Youran It's a little bit more, after all, my buddy's girlfriend, it's not good to put it too bluntly.

On the contrary, the fat man waved his hand and said he didn't care, and then sat in the hall of the cafeteria by himself, with his back to the vegetable window, not knowing what he was doing. Knotting this thing has to be solved by yourself.

Nongjiale didn't say anything more, and suddenly remembered something, touched Chen Manbiao's arm and asked: "The fat man already knows about us, is there any danger to him?"

"Of course there is, so after everything is settled, put a spell on the fat man."

"Curse?" Nongjiale wondered, "What kind of curse?"

"Of course it's a curse to make you forget about it, haven't you been cast on it?"

"Me?!" Nongjiale pointed at herself with wide eyes.

"Yeah, the bandages on your legs, legs, and legs are the proof." Barbarian has been hungry since the time in the health care room, and has exhausted a lot of energy. If it is turned out, it doesn't matter who's hot it is.

"You mean I can remember the past when I take off the bandage?" Nongjiale asked back.

"I remember that when I encountered a spell, it was basically enough to cast a spell, and I didn't see anyone who solved it, so it should be like this. I don't care about your situation. Clear, you'd better ask him yourself."

Nongjiale rolled up his trouser legs, thinking of the familiar feeling when he encountered a car accident on the morning when he encountered a car accident for no reason. Nongjiale felt that the scenery behind him was spinning. Turning dizzy, since when the bandages were ignored by him, he forgot, from the first time the water stained the bandages in the shower, after Lang Guangwu said it was okay, he never took the bandages to heart again, it Soft, thin silk, strong air permeability, high water absorption, just like not tied to the legs.Back then Xu Dewen said that Lang Guangwu could untie my bandages, so what Xu Dewen said was true?Xu Dewen knows, this stingy bastard knows everything!

Nongjiale dialed Xu Dewen's mobile phone in two words, and the phone on the other end rang three times before being picked up. A lazy voice came from the receiver, and before he could say hello, he heard a scream from the fat man in the lobby: "Ah Ahhh-"

The two rushed to the hall quickly, only to see a monster with a fat body and a brain suddenly appeared in midair. Looking at the clothes, they could tell at a glance that it was Qu Jingren who had been laid flat on the table by them before. Since his body could not move, his head was still shaking. It swelled, all the facial features were squeezed out of shape, the eyeballs were squeezed and bounced to the ground, Gululu rolled to the fat man's feet, and the fat man screamed in fright.

"Manzi, untie him quickly." Nongjiale was yelling, and Chen Manbiao had already recited the mantra, "Break!" However, Qu Jingren's body, which was stopped in the air, still did not move at all, and his head had been stretched to the top. Blood flowed out of the seven holes continuously.

"Hurry up and find a way, he will die."

"I was thinking—"

Nongjiale kept throwing charms at Qu Jingren, but it was a pity that they were thrown like paper money. The charms could not fly at all, and fell to the ground in pieces. When Chen Manbiao picked up the charms and was about to read them, he suddenly found that they all burst Curses, evil curses, curses at Lang Guangwu, don't know to take a phone with you when you leave, and so on.

Both Nongjiale and Fatty couldn't read the runes, so they watched Chen Manbiao throw away one by one, Fatty was anxious: "Is it all useless? Is it all useless?"

"TM's are either used for bombing or immobilized."

"Then use a fixed body."

"Just now you and Qu Jingren were immobilized with this mantra. He was immobilized and he rose into the air, and his head was still like that. You said it was useful or not."

Nong Jiale rolled his eyes and asked hurriedly, "Then if you cast the spell again, point it at his head, so that he won't swell any more, and his body will stay in mid-air."

"Then what if other places start to swell?" The fat man asked back.

Just when the three of them were at a loss, they heard some tearing sounds in the air.The three of them looked up together, only to see that the head that was no longer a human head was torn open from the top, and soon one head was separated into two halves, blood spurted wildly, Qu Jingren's head was gone, replaced by a A blood cell as big as a basketball, with four octopus-like tentacles growing on it.

The blood cell made a 360-degree circle, and Qu Jingren's torso fell off. Only then did the three of them see the whole picture of the blood cell. There was a small blood cell under the blood cell, which rotated 180 degrees. The small one was on top and the big one was on the bottom. The three people who looked at it made nausea.

After a while, Qu Jingren's body suddenly moved after falling to the ground.

The three retreated, and Nong Jiale swallowed: "Cheat, cheat corpse?"

After hearing this, the fat man misunderstood his meaning and affirmed: "Yes, it was blown up. Hurry up and blow up the corpse. This thing is no longer human."

Chen Nong and the two turned their heads to look at the fat man. The blood cells in the air seemed to be able to hear the words of the three of them, and they let out a sharp cry, like a woman being tortured. The sticky tentacles were entangled, and when they turned around, they were on the headless corpse. At this time, the headless corpse was approaching them step by step, and the three struggled to break free, but the tentacles had too much mucus, and they were slippery when they touched them.At the critical moment, Nongjiale remembered that Lang Guangwu had given him the tickle before, and Nongjiale freed his hand to take out the tickle pinned to his waist, and grabbed the tentacle firmly with the other hand to prevent it from reaching into his mouth.

"This, how to use this?"

Chen Manbiao looked at it, and was overjoyed: "Fuck, if you have such a thing, don't tell me sooner, drop blood, hurry up, look at your magic weapon, and you will know that there is no energy, hurry up and drop blood and recite the mantra."

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The first volume is coming to an end, and I am still working hard to save the manuscript. What is the story of the second volume, I am also looking forward to it~