Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Nong Jiale bit her lip hard, tears flowed from the pain, her lip was not broken, she was extremely regretful and secretly scolded herself for being so thick-skinned, so thick that her lips would not even break.

"Cry ass, you don't have to use any force at all, use your strength, otherwise everyone will die here."

Nong Jiale closed his eyes and tried hard, the skin was broken, and there was blood oozing, but not much, the tentacles smelled blood and became tighter and tighter, Nong Jiale scratched the itch and touched his lips, it was done!

"It's okay, it's okay." Seeing that there was no change at all, Nongjiale yelled anxiously: "What's going on, why hasn't it changed?"

"You're telling me to chant curses for your nonsense, that bastard Lang Guangwu didn't teach you anything, right?"

"Nonsense, I didn't know to chant a spell, he didn't tell me anything."

Chen Manbiao's eyes were empty, and he suddenly felt so tired that he might as well be eaten by the monster.

The headless corpse was getting closer and closer, and stretched out three tentacles from behind to rush towards the three of them. The three of them turned around and struggled wildly, their feet kept moving, but the distance did not move much. "Ah——Could it be that I, Fatty Three, are about to make a heroic sacrifice today——" "Help, is there a superwoman wearing underwear outside to come and save me? I haven't done my filial piety to my parents——" "Heaven, you bad brother, don't come to catch me, don't show up! This place is just a joke, and there is no head you want to pull—"

A green light flashed over the heads of the three of them, hitting the tentacle, and the three of them retracted violently.

The three turned around and shouted: "Wow—there are really heroes—"

"Bah! Hero shit! Did you really get the timing right? I tell you that we were all frightened to varying degrees because of you, and you have to pay for it!" Nongjiale was really upset that Lang Guangwu showed up in time , Come to Jiale to file a complaint first.

Lang Guangwu stood in front of the three of them with a Zen stick in his hand, with his back to them, and lazily replied: "Then I'm leaving."

"How dare you!" Nongjiale refused to accept.

Just as the two were arguing, the flesh of the headless corpse burst open, and a larger conjoined blood cell drilled out of it, with four tentacles waving in the air on each side of the blood cell.

"Ouch—this taste is too strong, what the hell is this, it's a bit disgusting——vomit~" the fat man took the lead in leaning against the wall to vomit.

"Whoa~ It seems to be the Nine Heavens Pot Monster they said, vomit~"

"Ugh~ It doesn't seem like it is, it's just that the body has shrunk a little after giving birth, ugh—"

"..."

The three of them vomited while leaning against the wall, only Lang Guangwu looked at the blood ball expressionlessly, sighed deeply, picked up the Zen stick and swung it towards the blood ball.

The blood ball retreated hastily, and its tentacles kept rolling up the tables and chairs around it and threw them at Lang Guangwu. Lang Guangwu blocked them one by one, jumped in front of the monster, and blocked the way.

Jiutianhu suddenly threw one hand at Lang Guangwu, Lang Guangwu dodged to dodge, the tentacles failed to hit, and turned to follow.

Nongjiale watched excitedly and shouted: "Wow, tracker!" Then the tracker in his mouth immediately changed direction and flew towards the three of Nongjiale.

"Fuck NMLGB, run f*cking fast——" Fatty swears a lot, running out of breath, the three of them ran out of the cafeteria and ran around along the road, occasionally students lay down on the road, He fell asleep under a curse.

Lang Guangwu quickly threw several Explosion Talismans, and quickly attached the broken tentacles like a spell, and saw the tentacles being blown apart, black as coke, falling to the ground, twitching for a while and then Disappear.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiutian Pot Monster turned around and wanted to escape. Lang Guangwu had already set up an enchantment around him, took out a long string of firecrackers from his bag and threw them at Xiao Xueqiu, who was entangled, and Jiutian Pot Monster suddenly rushed like crazy. Xiang Langguangwu, Langguangwu dodged quickly, chanted the mantra, the little blood ball let out a mournful sound, and the attack of the nine-day pot monster became more and more violent, Langguangwu shouted: "Break."

Seeing Wu Tentacle chasing after them, the three of them stopped and looked at the cafeteria from a distance, and heard a "boom—" from inside the cafeteria.

The sound was deafening, and the three of them trembled. You looked at me and I looked at you, and hurried back to the cafeteria.

As soon as he entered the door, the air was filled with a thick smell of blood. The nine-day pot saw that the small blood cells were blown up, and finally collapsed to the limit. A ten-meter-long tentacle suddenly protruded from the top of the head, and the tentacle was covered with barbs. , The strange body instantly turned black, and the body continued to expand until it broke the entire cafeteria before stopping.

Fatty You was so frightened that his legs trembled: "Fuck, this is the rhythm of blackening. Who the hell has a button to press to rewind?"

At this time, Nongjiale thought of the rough-voiced hero that he hadn't seen until now, "Where did Lang Guangwu go?" Chen Manbiao pointed to the sky, "There."

I saw a green light above Lang Guangwu's head, no, it was the shrunken Zen staff covering Lang Guangwu's body that emitted green light.

The three sighed in unison: "It's so green——"

Lang Guangwu rested his left calf on the knee of his right leg, folded his sword fingers in front of his chest, closed his eyes and recited the incantation silently, the green light became brighter and brighter, like a shining star in the dark night, only But green.

The gigantic Nine Heavens Pot Monster stretched out its barbed tentacles and waved it in the air. The wind howled, and Lang Guangwu remained unmoved, and continued to chant the mantra, making the Nine Heavens Pot Monster even more manic.

Nong Jiale whispered in Chen Manbiao's ear, Manzi looked at Nong Jiale in disbelief after hearing this, and Nong Jiale nodded firmly.Chen Manbiao then dictated the Tongyuan mantra. In fact, this mantra is not difficult to recite, but it is just to get rid of distracting thoughts. In this urgent situation, Nong Jiale sat cross-legged on the spot and recited it silently for a long time. Guangwu seemed to have sensed it, looking towards Nongjiale, the Nine-Tianhu Monster also noticed Nongjiale, turned around and ran towards this side.

The three of them ran wildly, and the Nine Heavens Pot Monster pursued closely.Nongjiale proposed to run out of the school. After all, there are too many people in the school. The Nine Heavens Pot Monster is so angry that his brain is chasing them awake. If he reacts later, he will definitely attack the teachers and students who are asleep. .

The three of them ran furiously and finally ran out of the campus, but when they turned around, they realized that the distance was too close. After a kilometer or so, the fat man couldn't run anymore and fell limp on the ground. The Nine-Tian Pot Monster had already caught up and stretched out its tentacles to catch the three of them. Throwing a few spells and sticking them on the barbed tentacles, one bent down and flew to the farmhouse to grab it, and flew back to the sky again.

Nongjiale hid in Lang Guangwu's arms and yelled again and again in fright: "Ah, what are you doing, you can do this kind of thing by yourself, why do you involve me, I'm afraid of heights—"

"Didn't you say you want to join us?" Lang Guangwu's thick voice came from his ear, and Nongjiale suddenly felt his ears were hot, and the roots of his ears were red, but the night was dark, so he didn't know if Lang Guangwu saw it.

"Yes, yes, but you have also seen it. I chanted the curse and ignored me." Nongjiale said discouragedly.

Lang Guangwu smiled: "Do you still remember what I told you, that firecrackers from other worlds can only be ignited with weapons from other worlds." Then he turned Nong Jiale over, turned his back to himself, bit his fingers and dripped the Zen stick, The Zen staff flew away from the Langguang fog, and the Langguang fog and the farmhouse music stayed in midair.Lang Guangwu stretched out his hands from both sides of Nongjiale's waist and grasped Nongjiale's hands, chanting a mantra silently, the Zen staff suddenly flashed golden light, and with a "chuo" sound it turned into a cylindrical firecracker more than two meters long, with a stick popping out from the middle A small piece of wire that glows green.

Lang Guangwu said softly: "You point the end of the tickling little hand to the lead wire, shout 'burn', and the lead wire will be ignited." Ask more questions and follow what Lang Guangwu said, pointing at the lead wire with a little light and no changes, and shouting "burn", the lead wire did not respond, and the two people on the ground who were chased by the tentacles of the Nine Heavens Pot Monster Called: "What are you two doing in mid-air, I ask you two good friends to consider the feelings of the people below us, okay?"

Lang Guangwu ignored it, and continued in an encouraging tone: "Get rid of distracting thoughts, I will read a sentence and you will follow me."

Nongjiale said seriously: "Okay."

"The sound of firecrackers kills the year." "The sound of firecrackers kills the year."

"The spring breeze brings warmth into Tusu." "The spring breeze brings warmth into Tusu."

"Thousands of households celebrate the day." "Thousands of households celebrate the day."

"Always exchange new peaches for old talismans." "Always exchange new peaches for old talismans."

Tickle Scratch kept shaking as if it had been sensed, "It moved." Nongjiale shouted excitedly.Lang Guangwu said in a serious voice: "Hurry up, light the fuse." Nongjiale regained his face, discarding other thoughts in his heart, and only had one thought to light the fuse.

Tickle scratched the whole body to emit a light orange light, and Nongjiale kept thinking about lighting the fuse. Tickle scratched the heart of Nongjiale, and the orange light around the body condensed to the small hand and gathered into a group. The group of light quickly rushed to the fuse and ignited!

With a loud noise, the firecracker crashed into the Jiutian Pot Monster with a bang, emitting a dazzling light and a second loud noise!

"Boom——" Everyone was shocked and fell to the ground.Xu Dewen, who had been sitting on the sofa for a long time, felt a tremor under his feet and helped the mirror frame.After a while, people from the front and back of the building came to the middle of the community to discuss the earthquake just now, and there were many discussions.

Looks like another big deal.

Fatty and Chen Manbiao were lying in the grass, while Nongjiale was taken high into the sky by the light and mist. Looking at the ground, a huge pit appeared. Like a pond that was dyed red, the stench was so high, especially the barbed tentacle, which was blown far away, and when Lang Guangwu threw out a burst spell, sparks flashed, and there was no more.The remaining ones have not disappeared for a long time, and Nongjiale asked worriedly: "How will this end?"

"Naturally someone will take care of the aftermath, otherwise what will Xu Dewen do for staying in the human world." Just now, after using too much You Yuan, Lang Guangwu looked a little tired. Fortunately, there was a Zen staff on it, but the Zen staff was shining green, and it seemed that Lang Guang Fog is really exhausting.The two descended slowly.

As soon as the fat man saw Lang Guangwu, he got excited, stepped forward and asked what was that big guy just now, was it Er Tijiao? How to play the game, where some sell it? Lang Guangwu really couldn't bear the fat man's noise, so he threw a fixing spell to the fat man, drew an enchantment circle, and said lazily: "You just stay here and be quiet. Let's go back to sleep." After finishing speaking, he stopped talking to Fatty, and Fatty winked at Nongjiale desperately, and the three of them fell to the ground exhausted after walking a few steps. Lang Guangwu's fingers moved slightly, and Fatty's spell automatically Falling, the fat man rested next to the three of them, the farmhouse looked at the time, it was almost three o'clock.It will be dawn in a few hours, and there is still a lot to say, but the eyelids are not strong enough, and after a while, I put my head on Lang Guangwu's shoulder to see Duke Zhou.

The four of them tossed about for a whole day, using the sky as their quilt and the ground as their pavement, and snored. Lang Guangwu's Zen stick turned into a small ball, flapping its wings and began to work conscientiously at night.

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The first volume is over here, the questions in the first volume will be discussed at the beginning of the second volume, and then about the volume name of the first volume, hehehehehe~~~~~ On the 26th, take a day off, 27 The second volume of the issue is still updated daily, thank you, thank you ~ Volume [-]: Wipe the Cannon