Clean floors, clean sinks, and drip-tight faucets.

"Are there not enough maintenance personnel from other worlds now?" Xu Dewen said with a mouthful of foam and a toothbrush in his hand.

The white-bearded old man in the mirror squinted his eyes, sitting on the boss chair with his thighs crossed and shaking from side to side.

Seeing that the other party did not respond, Xu Dewen turned back to the bedroom, and when he entered the bathroom, he had an extra talisman in his hand, not to mention sticking it on the mirror, the mirror was like ripples in the water, and the blue waves swayed slightly. Return to the original appearance, what is reflected, what is reflected.

"Huh la la..." Hearing the sound of water flowing, Xu Dewen's mood regained a little balance.

Elder Qin on the other end was in a fairly happy mood recently, and he didn't care about Xu Dewen. He calculated the time and opened the communication channel again, and the mirror shook again.And this meeting was obviously beyond Mr. Qin's expectations: Mr. Xu Dewen, the person in charge of a certain place in the human world who has always been famous for his poisonous tongue, was actually wearing pajamas with a gourd baby pattern on it, and he was still the sixth baby who came and went without a trace. Mr. Qin sneakily took out his mobile phone from the drawer, put it under the table, and took a picture of his beard with the metal back. It doesn't look like it. After all, I am much younger than that old grandpa. How could I see the gourd baby?

Looking at the opposite side again, Cucurbita's handsome face in her pajamas has already stretched out, Mr. Qin decided to give up entanglement on this issue and turn to the topic.

"Lang Guangwu doesn't need to come back for now."

Xu Dewen frowned, and replied after a while: "I don't provide board and lodging."

Mr. Qin waved his hand and said, "That's not what he meant. Now his department has not only recruited new employees, but also two. Of course, it's a good thing for the Firecracker Bureau, but now there are new tasks to be given to him. He doesn't need to go back to another world for the time being."

"Here?" Hasn't the Nine Heavens Pot Monster been eliminated?The follow-up matters in the school have been handed over to the police and the school in the human world, and he will not be unaware of any changes.

Old Qin's eyes darkened, and he said lightly: "It's another city, there is a problem with the connector there, and he needs the assistance of his colleagues in the human world."

Xu Dewen replied without even thinking about it: "I refuse. First, the food is definitely not good; second, I don't travel on business; third, I cherish my own life." What a joke, the contact person there had a problem and asked him This connector person can do it, and do it in time, and he doesn't have to take over this kind of thankless work.

"You don't need to travel, just make sure they let us know when they're done."

"Isn't it finished?"

Elder Qin paused for a moment, and replied, "You also need to know."

"Understood, that's right, I don't want to give any feedback on the problem of the water being cut off as soon as the connection is made, because I decided to modify the mirror in the bathroom. I think you will like it if you change the shape." In response, Xu Dewen put on the spell first.

Looking at the rippling mirror, Mr. Qin had a question mark on his face: What the hell is Xu Dewen doing?But according to his understanding of Xu Dewen's peeing, [-]% is not a good thing, and he will know soon.

After that day, Nongjiale stayed in the bungalow area and fell asleep for three days and three nights. When he woke up, he learned that the dormitory building for the faculty and staff in the school had collapsed. Unfortunately, he died while playing near the faculty building.

Other than the four of them, no one would be awake that night, and all those who were cursed to sleep didn't even know that the thunder was blowing.Nongjiale knows that this is the result of the joints who stayed in the human world, but he did not expect that the human world and the other world have long been interconnected. No, that is not right, the human world is the place where all creatures live. What about the alien world?Lang Guangwu seems to have mentioned this issue to Nongjiale, but unfortunately Nongjiale couldn't take this matter to heart at the time. Unable to contact, Hai added Chen Manbiao's name to the list of people involved in the collapse. Nongjiale's intuition told him that Manzi was okay, but where did he go? Was he with Lang Guangwu?

A little less milk tea shop.

"A poor girl's girlfriend doesn't add sugar to a cup." Xu Dewen said to Lang Guangwu, ordering the coins in his hand.

Fatty You outside the store was extremely depressed, and said dissatisfiedly: "Is there any mistake, the heavyweight standing in front of you just broke up with him, and you still recommend this famous drink and charge money, are you careless?" !"

Xu Dewen lifted the frame of the frame: "My friend, I don't regret what happened to you at all, because I don't know you very well. I feel very sympathetic to your weight, so I recommend this cup of wine from our shop to you. Signature product. It represents that the boyfriend of your ex-girlfriend will be very honored to be a pauper, such a drink with profound meaning, I hope you enjoy it.”

The fat man chuckled and said, "So I have to thank you."

"Our store currently has no plans to hold a membership system. Due to your love for our store, we can provide you with special services."

The fat man's eyes lit up, want to introduce a girl?I heard from Nongjiale that there is really a young girl in their family.

"As the foreman, I will give you my most sincere smile."

The fat man was taken aback for a moment, and then he saw a white light flashing through Xu Dewen's glasses behind the glass window, and he raised a Shiba Inu-style bewildered smile, and the fat man shuddered.

Lang Guangwu made a drink and handed it to the fat man, telling him to go to the opposite alley and wait.The fat man took it and ran away. The smile just now was really extraordinary.

Xu Dewen looked at Fatty's back and asked, "Are you going to erase his memory so soon?"

Lang Guangwu said with a smirk: "Otherwise, why, you wouldn't have taken a liking to this fat man, he just broke up in love, do you want it?"

"If you take advantage of the opportunity and let him buy a few more cups of milk tea to increase the total GDP of the store, it's not a bad idea. It's better than someone who doesn't work overtime well and doesn't say he's absent from work."

"Then I'm going to take out the red envelope soon? Tsk tsk, it seems that I have to hurry up."

"You can only speed up your pace. After all, not just anyone has a brain." After speaking, Xu Dewen took two sips of boiling water on the ground.

Lang Guangwu: "..." I thought that Xu Dewen would change his sex and talk more, and he would give him a smile. I was too naive to have such an idea. I originally planned to ask the other party about the new move of the Zen stick to transform into a second kicker. To learn from each other, yes, he should stay where he is cool.

Crossing the road, it was still the alley where the garbage was placed. In the alley, apart from leaning against the wall and biting straws, there were also many stray animals nesting in the garbage dumps looking for food. The fat man saw a palm-sized kitten among them , walked unsteadily to the fat man's feet, the fat man bent down and was about to pour some milk tea, but was stopped by the approaching Lang Guang Wu, the fat man shrugged and waved helplessly at the cat, the cat was probably really hungry, let's take a look The boy threw himself on the fat man's shoes and acted coquettishly. I saw the fat man and asked Lang Guangwu pitifully: "What's the matter with your milk tea being poisonous? Can't you feed it to the cat? Look how pitiful it is!"

"People should drink less milk tea, not to mention cats, do you think it digests it?" Lang Guangwu asked back.

The fat man lightly picked up the cat on the upper of the shoe, wiped off the eye droppings from the corners of the cat's eyes, looked at the cat for a while, and said, "Am I going to be erased like Nongjiale?"

Lang Guangwu replied: "Yes."

"Is it okay if I don't say it? What will I forget? You or her? I have talked to several girlfriends, but she is the best to me. She said she was fat but she was willing to help me lose weight. She said that being fat would hinder my health, but she And I'm not ugly."

Lang Guangwu stood aside and listened quietly without interrupting.

The fat man babbled a lot, how he knew Ning Youran, and knew that the deaths of the two people in his dormitory were all related to her. In the end, he couldn't say anything, why?Because he found that he was talking about the time when the two of them were together, and he didn't know anything about her when she was alone.

In fact, Lang Guangwu didn't catch up with Ning Youran that night. He sensed that Zhang Qiju's spell was released and rushed back to the campus just in time for the birth of the son of the Nine Heaven Pot Monster. The moment Er Tijiao appeared, the entire barrier in Fengqi City was destroyed The breaking was not related to the second kicker, but someone took advantage of this opportunity to break the barrier, and he had consumed too much Youyuan and was at a loss to do it at the time, and he couldn't be [-]% sure that Ning Youran did it, so he didn't worry about it at the time. chase after.

Later, when Xu Dewen told Lang Guangwu that Zhang Qiju and Ning Youran were not found at the scene when the building collapsed, Lang Guangwu knew that both of them had escaped from Fengqi City.Compared to the deaths of Qu Jingren, Xiao Sanniang, and Zhang Qiju's girlfriend, Ning Youran and Zhang Qiju were treated as missing. After all, no one can jump to conclusions until the Yin guards come up to take away their souls and see their bodies.

Regarding Ning Youran, Lang Guangwu was sure that she was not a monster, but was she still human?Was it her that was the smell that flashed across the campus before?There are too many mysteries about her, so Lang Guangwu didn't intend to tell all about Ning Youran and his doubts about Fatty's broken love.

After talking for a long time, the fat man was tired. He sat against the corner of the wall, hugged the cat and closed his eyes and said to Lang Guangwu, "Come on. Give my brother a good time. Come on, if my brother blinks today, I will take your surname. Come on." .”

Lang Guangwu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Please, how can you blink even if you have closed your eyes?"

Fatty didn't care, and howled loudly, "Hurry up."

Chen Manbiao, who had been hiding behind a broken table in the depths of the alley early in the morning, quietly came to Fatty's side, winked at Lang Guangwu, put the frying pan on his head, put one hand on Fatty's body, twisted his body, and the two of them and the cat disappeared. in the alley.

Lang Guangwu shook his head, patted the dust off his hands and walked back to the milk tea shop, the smile on his lips was faintly visible when he turned around.

Outside the door of the farmhouse in Pingfang District, Pingdi let out a miserable howl of "Ah—" the ears of the farmhouse were almost deafened, and who else could be so full of energy except Fatty You, who was full of food and sleep.

Looking at the unfamiliar environment around him, the fat man was completely stunned. In the blink of an eye, did he lose his memory?Is it really amnesia?It seems that Lang Guangwu's spell is true!No, how can I still think of him, what's going on?

Chen Manbiao, who had been standing behind the fat man, slapped the fat man on the head: "Get up quickly, do you want me to carry you?"

Seeing the two of them, Nongjiale happily opened the door and shouted: "Hey, why did you come here? You don't know that I was so depressed when I woke up and saw no one around. If it wasn't for the date, I wouldn't dare Believe that I have slept for so long, and you all just woke up?"

Manzi pointed to Nongjiale's leg and said, "Of course not, can you see if the bandage on your leg is still there?"

Nongjiale walked back to her yard and rolled up her trouser legs, the bandages were still there.Nongjiale asked with a puzzled look: "What's going on?"

Manzi smiled and said: "I don't know either, you can take it first, it's not bad. By the way, I'm going back, and we'll be colleagues in the future. As for Fatty, you don't need to be amnesticized, but I just gave him an amnesiac." Curse, if he gets out of our affairs in the future, hehehehe." After speaking, he rubbed his nose and looked at Fatty You.

The fat man replied with a bitter face: "Then you should take my memory away." Chen Yuanyuan, who is still Lao Tzu's man, just left, pretending to be Wu Sangui.

Manzi shook his head and said: "As your counselor, I sincerely tell you that the curse in your body was not cast by me. I have already applied to the higher authorities. If you stay in the human world in the future If you don't like it, you can be the second Xu Dewen." "Hey, it's still free, Xu Dewen is still free." Nongjiale interrupted with a wave of his hand, he didn't want the lively, cute and easy-going fat man to become vicious, stingy, wretched, and annoying. Glasses man.

Although the fat man didn't know who Xu Dewen was, he could tell from the tone of the farmhouse that he was not a good person. Sure enough, after learning that Xu Dewen was the foreman of the farmhouse, the enigmatic man who gave him a smile in early summer, he immediately nodded and promised to keep it secret. This matter has nothing to do with that disgusting man.

The three stepped on each other with one word at a time, played around for a while, and finally got back to the topic.

There is always a feast in the world, Manzi wants to take the things he guards back to the other world, and with the help of Qin Lao, he temporarily borrows some of the lost Qi Yuan, which is enough for him to return to the other world to practice again.Nongjiale originally wanted to go to another world to report with Manzi, but he had a temporary task and he went to another city with Lang Guangwu first, leaving Fatty alone. Manzi said that he wanted Fatty to forget these things, but Langguangwu refused. Lang Guangwu didn't say the specific reason, but injecting three talismans into Fatty's body, Fatty must not let other people know about these things. In fact, regardless of the fatness of Fatty, Fatty is actually very principled and stubborn, what happened to the promise? I will never regret it, let alone for my friends.

In the evening, the three of them, Jialang Guangwu, got together to have a good meal. The first half ended, the second half continued with KTV, and there was a roadside continuation booth at the end. It was clearly not the graduation season, but they ushered in their farewell early. In the words of the fat man, this is TM's hypocrisy.He had forgotten how to go back to the farmhouse after drinking, and he was no longer in the rental house when he woke up.

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In fact, I thought about this chapter for a long time, and finally decided to put it at the beginning of the second volume.

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