[Football] Crown of Thorns

For Gama, there is nothing surprising to talk about in the first league game in the second half of the season. After all, Dortmund can indeed crush Hamburg in terms of strength alone, and the same is true from the results of the game. 5 to 1 victory over the Hamburg team and successfully scored three points.

The only thing we can talk about is the starter of Hamburg's young Chinese teenager Lin Zhijian. Although the Hamburg team lost the game, the performance of this Chinese teenager is still impressive. jersey.

Maybe he can no longer be called Chinese in this life and can no longer wear the Red Star jersey, but Jia Ma is still very happy to see that his compatriots of the same origin and origin can perform here.

Lin Zhijian, wearing the No. 38 jersey of the Hamburg team, walked off the field holding Gama's No. 8 jersey with a puzzled expression.

"Hey Andreas, do you know Gama?"

His teammates ran over and put their arms around Lin Zhijian's shoulders, asking curiously.

Lin Zhijian shook his head blankly, "I don't know."

"Then you still have his jersey."

The teammate said enviously, "Gammar is currently one of the best midfielders in the Bundesliga, and he is also the core midfielder of the Portuguese national team. I heard that he is indifferent and rarely changes jerseys with others..."

Listening to his teammate's blah blah, Lin Zhijian felt that he must have misheard the Chinese sentence just now, and, "I really don't know him..."

…………

"...I don't know him!"

Sven, who was recovering from injury in this game, put his arms around Gama, and kept asking him why he took the initiative to find the opponent's young player to change his jersey.

"Nonsense, with your sullen personality, if you don't know him, would you take the initiative to ask him to change your jersey?"

Sven has a look on your face that you don't want to fool me.

Jia Ma, who was tired of being questioned, gave him a white look, "So what, I think he is pleasing to the eye?"

"Pleasing to the eye?"

Sven snorted twice, "Be careful that Michek turns against you."

In the 86th minute of the game, Sala of the Hamburg team made a cross from the right, and Guerrero blocked the ball towards the goal. Shot into an empty goal, allowing Langlark to defend almost the whole game. At the last moment, the goal was lost. Although the game was won by a big score, the Hornets goalkeeper Mitchell Langerak was still very upset today.

By the way, Dortmund's vice-team's main goalkeeper Weidenfeller had to miss the game due to a sudden back injury before the game, and their second goalkeeper Langerak played, and this was his first game of the season Play in the league.

"Michek is not so narrow-minded."

"Hehe~"

"Sven, if you're so careful, I'll beat you up."

"Xiko, I think you are the most careful person."

"... Sven?"

"Wow, help, Captain, Xiko is going crazy again."

The two chased into the locker room one after the other.

Hearing Sven's call for help, Kyle looked over, dimples appeared on his handsome face, "Shiko, Mattus said he wants to treat you, what do you want to eat?"

"Of course it's Chinese food."

When you encounter a big butcher, of course you have to choose the relatively high-priced Chinese food in Germany without hesitation.

Hummels: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Uh but..."

"I know where the most authentic Chinese restaurants are."

Gama stabbed Hummels in the heart again.

Hummels covering his chest, "Shiko~~"

"how?"

Jia Ma raised his eyebrows, "You invited me to watch the show at Christmas, but in the end you didn't invite me. It's just a meal now, Mattes, you won't be so stingy, will you?"

However, it only costs two people to invite you to watch the show, but if you want to treat guests, the whole team will be dispatched, and the cost will be much higher!

Thinking of the wallet in his pocket, Hummels burst into tears - Kyle is such a jerk, deliberately openly speaking about his treat...

Therefore, the players who rushed back to Dortmund overnight enjoyed the food of the most famous Fuji Chinese restaurant in Dortmund in the afternoon of the second day.

The food is delicious, but really expensive!

Sven asked Gama while looking at the menu, "I remember you said you wanted to eat here once?"

"Yeah, that bastard Mario actually let me go."

Ge Xiaoce, who was sitting across from Jia Ma, raised his hand, "I didn't let you go, it was a last resort."

"Bah," Gama gave him a disdainful look, "Cancel my date for your girlfriend, bastard!"

The scolded Ge Xiaoce stuck out his tongue as if nothing had happened, "Nonsense, it was clearly agreed to be a gentle treat, but he didn't go either."

"Hey, it's none of my business."

Svend, who was dragged into it, snorted twice, "It's obviously your reason..."

"It's obviously you!"

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

…………

After several infinite loops, Weidenfeller, who was dizzy from the noise, came over and slapped each of them, "Shut up!"

The deputy team finally calmed down the gang of bastards raised an eyebrow at the captain Kyle. Kyle smiled and raised his beer glass to the teammates present.

"After the rest of Winter Hughes, we are ushering in the second half of the season. The current team's performance is at a critical moment. The German Cup has entered the semi-finals, the Champions League has entered the knockout round, and the league points are currently in the top position. Everything is going in a good direction, so I hope everyone can continue to unite and maintain the current state..."

It turned out that Hummels was not intentionally invited to treat guests, but the big bosses in the team called everyone to a meeting to eat and drink along the way!

Gama muttered inwardly.

It seems that the captain's meeting, the club's management and the coaching staff have passed the air. It is necessary for the Jiama players to have a clear understanding of the second half of the season, unify their thinking, and then launch an attack on the championship!

Well, it's not easy being the captain, uh, should I study?

Jia Ma, who had never been a leader since he was a child, opened his eyes wide and tried to look at the captain group. He must study hard and improve every day.

"Hey, hello!"

The gentleman next to him called him in a low voice.

Jia Ma looked at him sideways, "What's wrong?"

"What are you thinking, so serious?"

"I'm studying."

Gama said seriously.

"Study? Study what?"

Sven asked puzzledly.

Gama looked at him seriously, "Do you know that I am now the third captain of the Portuguese national team?"

"Uh, I don't know."

"That's the answer."

"……cut!"

Sven pouted, and used the fork in his hand to fork a piece of what should be a red piece of meat and lifted it up, "What is this?"

"Braised pork."

Seeing that the meat on his fork was about to fall off, Jia Ma hurriedly used his chopsticks to stop the meat from falling, "Hurry up and eat!"

Put the meat into Sven's mouth with chopsticks, Jia Ma said disgustedly.

"I also want."

After working hard for a long time, he couldn't pick up the food with chopsticks, and finally had to use a fork to fork a piece of meat that was about to fall off, shouted Ge Xiaoce.

"You should eat less meat."

Gama said solemnly, "And your injury is still not healed, so you can't eat this kind of high-calorie and high-fat meat."

"Xiko is right."

After swallowing the soft and rotten piece of meat triumphantly, Sven opened his mouth to Ge Xiaoce.

"asshole!"

Ge Xiaoce raised his eyebrows with an expression of indignation.

"Hehe~"

Sven responded.

It looked like the two of them were about to fight again.

Jia Ma caressed his forehead, "Can you please be quiet?"

"Tell me, who are you helping?"

The two shouted in unison.

"You are all masters, I can't afford to provoke you, but I can still hide."

Jia Ma rolled his eyes at the two of them, picked up the plate, walked over to Captain Kyle, squeezed a seat and sat down.

"It's all you!"

The voice behind it, needless to say, was the same voice of the two of them.

"Haha, your relationship is really good."

Weidenfeller put a piece of tofu into his mouth with a smile - Gama was surprised to find that the deputy team's chopsticks were quite good - "Delicious."

“Free stuff is delicious, of course.”

Gama hehe.

Weidenfeller smiled leisurely, "It's natural."

How can there be such a thick-skinned person, or the deputy team?

Gama squeezed the fingers holding the chopsticks vigorously, but finally decided not to be as knowledgeable as this bastard.

Waiting for the speeches of the captains to end, the players, who were no longer restrained, started a lively interaction in the box.

However, as their actions became bigger and bigger, as well as more and more unscrupulous and unscrupulous jokes, there were also so-called big adventures...

Watching their nonsense, Kyle tried to hold back his irritability. When Mom D is the captain, she is a damned villain.

Thinking about how to deal with these bastards who don't listen to the lesson in the next training, the background of captain Kyle seems to have a black mist.

"It's strange, I suddenly feel a little cold!"

Some players complained.

"The air conditioner in the box is not broken!"

"I think should not be!"

…………

Hehe, hehe, these bastards~~

Kyle smiled like a flower, and the dimples on the corners of his mouth were deep. Finally, Weidenfeller, who had been his partner for a long time, silently withdrew his gesture of wanting to continue to make trouble. He looked at him with slightly hurt eyes. Looking at the teammates in front of him who had no premonition of the tragedy that was about to happen, he silently swallowed the food in his mouth—he should eat his fill before he dies.

Then—"Hahaha, Roman is coming to you, do you choose the big adventure or the truth?"

Piszczek held up a flower used to hold a microphone to Weidenfeller's mouth.

↖(￣▽￣")

This is Mr. Deputy Team standing on the spot.

He turned his head and glanced at Mr. Captain sitting beside him, and saw Kyle smiling so sweetly, "Yes, Roman, do you choose the big adventure or the truth?"

Can I choose neither?

But it was rare to seize the time when the deputy team was distracted, so that his unlucky teammates didn't care about the deputy team's face, they slapped the table and shouted excitedly.

"Quick pick, quick pick!"

"That's right, tell me quickly, big adventure or the truth?"

And because Jia Ma, who was sitting next to Kyle, happened to escape the game activities of his teammates, he smiled and looked at the bitter face of the vice team squeezed by his teammates, and snickered.

"Okay, okay, big adventure or the truth?"

Weidenfeller, who was run over and drunk out, asked——When Kyle cleans up you, I will never give you pleading bastards!

"The big adventure is to choose any person in the box to confess and kiss, then take a photo and post it on Facebook. If you want to be honest, call the last person in your phone book and say 'I love you'!"

Mom, who came up with this trick, it's too bad!

Jia Ma shivered for a moment, thankful that he escaped just now and was not caught playing this game.

It's a pity that their deputy team is not a good person either. His eyes rolled and a smirk appeared on his face.

"Then I choose Big Adventure."

"Awww~~"

Immediately, ghosts and wolves were howling in the private room, and everyone began to pat the table and knock on the bowls, "Choose quickly, choose quickly!"

Everyone yelled and followed the deputy team's gaze back and forth in the box, wanting to see who the unlucky person is?

Jia Ma was also watching, and then, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when he looked up, he saw the deputy team showing an evil smile at him.

...Mom, fuck his uncle, I don't want to play! ! !

"This is beyond your control!!!"

The deputy team who turned into a big devil stretched out his hand and grabbed Jia Ma, who was trying to escape.

Bastard, captain, I really misread you!

Not only was his collar grabbed by the vice-team, but his leg was also deliberately caught by the captain, Gama burst into tears.

Woohoo, help! ! !

Teammates: Hahaha, that's great, you deserve it for bullying us! ! !