[Football] Crown of Thorns

Dortmund's February schedule is quite tight. Whether it's the German Cup or the league, for the club and the players, the most important thing is of course the first leg of the UEFA Champions League 1/8 final on February [-], where they will challenge AC Milan away.

Originally for the next German Cup match, Gama did not dare to ask for leave to go to Madrid to attend the captain's birthday party, but in the end the German Cup quarter-final match between Holstein Kiel and Dortmund on February 2 , he was not able to play.

In the end, Gama just sat in the stands with Sven Bender, who suffered from an ankle ligament injury, and watched the unequal game.

"so boring."

Seeing his teammates end the game with a 4-0 victory, Gama yawned and said this to Sven next to him.

"Shut up!"

Sven glanced at him, and was relieved when he found that Jiama covered his mouth when he spoke.

In today's world, they have to be careful even when they speak outside. Before, a teammate was accidentally captured by the live director and interpreted by the oral translator. As a result, he was fined by the club. So they have to pay attention when watching the game in the stands now.

"This day will not pass."

Gama rolled his eyes.

"Hehe~"

Sven sneered twice: It's really impossible.

The two covered their mouths while talking, feeling so strange—"Like BT!"

Jia Ma and Sven, who looked at each other, shook their heads helplessly.

"I remembered, the next league game is against Leverkusen!"

While waiting to exit, Jia Ma continued to chat with Sven.

"Our home stadium, Russ said that we can go out and have a sit together after the game."

Mentioning this, Sven said with a smile all over his face.

"You brothers have such a good relationship."

"Of course we are twins."

Sven looked proud.

Jia Ma 囧 face, what is there to be proud of, if you want to be proud, it is your parents who have nothing to do with the two of you!

…………

On February 2th, in the 12st round of the league, Dortmund ushered in Leverkusen at home.

Except for Leverkusen's main left-back Kadlec who received a red card in the last round and was automatically suspended, the team's main lineup is neat. The difference is 12 points, but they did not show any weakness, and they still struggled with all their strength.

Looking at the home team Dortmund, Weidenfeller and Gross Kreuz, who took a break in the German Cup in midweek, started again. Sven Bender, who was originally expected to miss the game due to an ankle injury, quickly recovered from injury and started. He will face his twin brother Russ Bender.

"Face a fart!"

Hearing the nonsense of the on-site commentary, Sven Bender complained.

"Haha~~"

Also in the player tunnel, the identical face on the opposite side turned around and made a grimace at the brother over here.

Svenbender immediately smiled and returned with a warm smile.

"They're the most gay brothers I've ever met."

Standing behind Gama, Hummelme lowered his head and whispered in Gama's ear.

The warm breath blew into Gama's ear, making him itchy. Gama really had nothing to do with these bastards who were getting more and more immoral, so he turned his head towards Hummels viciously. Put up the middle finger.

"The most basic ones are you Germans."

"Hey, don't be a map gun!"

Gross Kreutz, who was standing in front of them, turned his head and protested.

"Hehe, I'm talking about you," Gama said with a sinister smile, "Do you want me to tell you about the soap stalks in the locker room of your German team?"

Ever since he saw that kind of post and the so-called CP interpretation on the Huaguo Network, the clever Gama quickly discovered a whole new world for him, not just the Dutch Three Stickers he knew before. There are also many new terms such as the soap stem of the German team, the love and killing stem of the Banya team, and so on. Haha, the brain hole has already flown to the sky.

Jia Ma, who used to be so upright and candid, can no longer look directly at the word 'friend'.

However, the thing that allowed Jia Ma to completely open the door to the new world finally happened - Jia Ma kept thinking about how stupid and sweet he was before, not even discovering such an obvious fact, how stupid!

"Actually, you are the most basic!"

The handsome Hummels blinked, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is discharging his sister!

"nonsense!"

Gama angrily dismissed himself, but he was being bullied by Hummels at this moment. He suddenly thought of the weird smile that Hummels showed him when he talked about Kaka to him. At this moment, a certain nerve in Jia Ma's mind was suddenly connected.

"No way!!!"

The sound he blurted out made his teammates look over.

Gama, who realized that he had done a stupid thing, did an even stupider thing. He actually covered his mouth.

Hummels, who was in discharge, leaned his arms against the wall and leaned slightly towards Gama, "What's the matter, you found me very handsome, fell in love with me?"

"...you have a thick skin."

Not to mention that there are still today's opponents in the channel, and the members of the referee team for this game are all standing here, Mattes, how can you say such cheeky words.

"What, isn't that true!"

Hummels blinked again like a girl.

Stretching out his hand to cover his face, Jia Ma pulled his lips, "Just talk nonsense, Hu Mei Hu Lijing."

He used Chinese behind, and no one present could understand it, but Jia Ma believed that what he said would be recorded in the camera that had been shooting the passage screen, and then it would be translated and interpreted by oral language experts. Myers' new nickname will resound throughout Europe.

Gama: I am such a narrow-minded guy, alive~~

Although he didn't know what Gama said, Hummels, who had a keen sixth sense, still felt that something was wrong. He was sure that the narrow-minded Gama must be cheating him—no, no, definitely cheating him!

"Hey……"

Just about to say something, at this moment, it's time for them to enter.

Hummels: What should I do, I regret that I teased that little bastard Shiko! ! !

…………

In the end, the highlight of this match was that the Bender brothers competed in the same field. The home team Dortmund scored three points with a goal in the second half and continued to lead the Bundesliga standings. Sixth in the standings.

Of course, after the game, the Bender Brothers were not angry about winning or losing, and they still happily enjoyed their leisure life after the game hand in hand.

"This is the natural corruption from the root to the bottom."

Looking at the back of the Bender brothers going away, Jia Ma couldn't help complaining.

Ge Xiaoce, who has been on a truce recently due to injuries, echoed casually, "You are the same!"

Jia Ma turned his head, looked at him silently, and then quickly retreated at the speed of light.

Ge Xiaoce: What's wrong with Xiko?

It’s okay, Jia Ma just thought of the CP that the Huaguo girls circled him, and looked at the photos of him and Mario posted by the girls, maybe they were rotten men (?), and never thought there was anything wrong before, but Today, when Jia Ma, who had come to his senses, looked at those photos again, he felt that he couldn't bear to look at each other.

Apart from the stadium, Gama decided that he should stay away from Mario, so as not to be photographed with "kiss me", "intimate" and "hands and feet"...

It's a crazy world - Gama.

On Monday after Saturday's game, the Dortmund team flew to Milan to prepare for the upcoming Champions League 1/8 finals.

From Dortmund to Milan, Italy, the air flight goes directly to Milan Malpensa Airport. After getting off the plane, there is a bus prepared by the Dortmund club staff who arrived in Milan earlier, allowing players to board the bus directly at the airport.

Given that Dortmund has not played in the Champions League knockout rounds in recent years, the club has made detailed arrangements for various tasks despite the tight economy.

From Malpensa Airport to the center of Milan, it takes about an hour to arrive, if nothing else.

As one of the most eye-catching fashion cities in Europe, you can see the cityscape of Milan from a distance from the highway. The towering towers and bustling high-rises are mixed together, as if you are in a panorama of the combination of the Middle Ages and modern times. middle.

"I heard that you have not been to Milan if you don't visit the Milan Cathedral, a [-]th-century building in the city center!"

Looking from the car window, although it is daytime, the advertisements that can be seen everywhere on the streets of Milan and the interspersed ancient buildings make this group of uneducated players fascinated by it——

"If Mario was here, he would definitely despise you again."

Sven chuckled, and said to Jia Ma beside him—Ge Xiaoce was still in a truce due to his unhealed leg injury.

Gama snorted, "Who said that, I know the history of AC Milan very well."

"Yo yo, is it true or not?"

Sven squeezed his eyes and asked deliberately.

"Oh, look down on me, don't you?"

Gama wrenched his fingers——Leizi and his son are both die-hard Serie A fans (cough I searched Baidu and read the information before. Gama)—"AC Milan was founded on December 1899, 12, by a group of The club established by the fans of Du Nord Hotel, the earliest name was Milan Football and Cricket Club. The founder Alfred Edwards... As of 16, AC Milan has won 2011 UEFA Champions League titles, 7 European Super Cup titles, 5 European Cup Winners Cup titles and 2 Intercontinental Cup and Club World Cup titles. In Italy they have won 4 Serie A titles, 18 Italian Cup titles and 5 Italian Super Cups. champion……"

"Yo yo, I really can't tell, Xiko, you really know~~"

The surrounding teammates booed.

"Hehe," Gama pointed his middle finger at them, "Your uncle (in Chinese), I also know that the full name of the early AC Milan was: Milan Cricket and Football SERIEA, which means Milan Cricket and Football Association, referred to as 'AC Milan', but later on In 1905, the name of the club was officially changed to Milan Football Club!"

"Although Xiko said it very clearly, I don't know why I just want to beat him."

Pischek said.

And Weidenfeller on the seat next to him wrenched his fingers, "That's right, my hands itch just looking at him like that."

"I feel like he is reciting Sogou information, and he doesn't know it at all."

Kyle said.

If not, he is the captain. Just looking at this keen sixth sense, he is stronger than others.

Finally regaining his image in the hearts of his teammates (are you sure?), Gama nodded proudly.

cut~~~

Rows of middle fingers were erected in the carriage, pointing at Jia Ma.

"I know you guys are jealous of me, and I totally understand it."

Jia Ma stroked his short-cut hair, and the short hair stood on top of his head, making it tickle and comfortable to the touch...

"Damn, what are you touching, Sven?"

The irritable Jia Ma put his gentle forehead on his head and roared.

"Xiko." As a result, Sven looked at Gama eye to eye with a serious face, "There is something I have wanted to say for a long time."

"What, what are you doing?"

"My mother said that people with soft hair have a bad temper. I used to think that you are too gentle, but now I realize that you are either gentle or sullen. The most important thing is that you are a cat with fried hair!!! "

"...I rely on your uncle!!!"

Gama rioted.

"I do not understand what you're saying."

Sven looked back innocently.

"........."

An angry Gama stretched out his hands, with two middle fingers pointing up, "MLGD, F*CK!"

There was a mess at the back, and the coaching staff in front sat as firmly as Mount Tai.

"You don't care."

Hearing the commotion behind him, Buvac said to Klopp.

Klopp closed his eyes and meditated, "Don't worry about them, it's good to be so relaxed."

"……I see!"