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"Wori!" The computer interface turned gray for the ninth time due to the death of the character, Qiao Wenle angrily dropped the mouse, and tapped his fingers on the keyboard hard.

Grandpa, I am happy (blue/everyone): Mermaid, are you mentally retarded? Mages don't kill meat shields?One time is not enough to kill nine times?Is it a sick and bleak cucumber (blue/team): I’ll rub it, the mermaid god on the opposite side predicts, a water prison traps four Qi Tiandi (blue/team): Big stick, I asked you to spend money, can win?

Lele Memecha (red/everyone): I'm sorry, did you kill the wrong person? I just think you're too ugly [grievance]...

Qiao Wenle scratched his hair, how should he reply, "Sabi, you killed the wrong person, if you want to win, kill the squishy instead of me" or "I'm really handsome, please let me go"?The former will be sprayed for betraying his teammates, while the latter is shameless for betraying his lust.It just so happened that another message was sent out.

Eat my stick (blue/team): Xiao Qiao, you restrain the opponent's support and don't join the team. The opponent is no good except for the mermaid. Kill them with a wave.

Qiao Wenle paused her fingers and clenched her fists, for victory!

Grandpa, I am happy (blue/everyone): Mermaid, rub your uncle, it's a kind of heads-up!

Lele Memecha (red/everyone): Alright sir, I’m here [excited] ~~ Uncle Joe who feels molested for no reason:  …

Desolate Cucumber (Blue/Team): Wow, so simple, bet on a cucumber that my sister will eat me (Blue/Team): While now

On the screen, the curly-haired and beautiful mermaid broke away from the team and happily swung its blue fish tail and swam towards the bulky stone man.

At the same time, the blue-named mage of one's own side led his teammates to the enemy's high ground and sent the enemies back to the resurrection point one by one.

The mermaid and the golem met on a narrow road in the Summoner Canyon. The golem rushed towards the mermaid. The mermaid spit out bubbles to trap the golem, sucking blood, slowing down, confining, decelerating, and sucking blood. The golem tried its best to avoid it and was still controlled. Death, the last wave took away the remaining blood of the stone man, Qiao Wenle looked at the dazzling death on the screen dozens of times, right?of!good!gas!

Fortunately, a few seconds later, the red crystal in the enemy headquarters exploded, victory!The mechanical sound announced his victory, and the anger in Qiao Wenle's heart calmed down a little.

The team commander's voice of "Eat me a stick" came out of the voice: "Little Qiao, this mermaid is very good. You take the initiative to add a friend to test it out, and the male player will be absorbed into the team. She is a girl... just introduce it to my brothers." chant~"

Qiao Wenle was upset: "Go and add friends yourself."

The voice gloated: "If someone targets you like this, it's either true love or vendetta, how dare you buddies get involved in the muddy water before the truth comes out~"

So you have the nerve to use me as bait?Qiao Wenle poked open the other side's cute blonde girl's head full of resentment.

Grandpa, I am happy: Do you dare to PK, win two out of three rounds, lose Ren Cao

Lele Memecha: Okay! 【happy】

So cute, can't it be a girl?The image of a cute little girl blinking with big eyes appeared in Qiao Wenle's mind.

Qiao Wenle felt that the previous failure was mainly due to the role. This time, he deliberately chose Ez, who has flexible skills and coquettish positioning. The opposite side chose Ominous Blade, a high-explosive female killer. She didn't touch it, but the female killer seemed to know that he would step on the next step, and she opened up with a touch, and then swung a dagger to kill him instantly. Ez took two flashes and couldn't save him.

In the second game, Galen, the Demacia power who is rough and thick, can run and control, is chosen cautiously. Opposite is Little Red Riding Hood, a magician with less blood and high control. Technology showed off.

This unscientific!Why is there such a big gap between the ranks of diamond three!

Qiao Wenle, who had lost two rounds in a row, panicked with embarrassment. According to his usual temper, he must verbally pretend to be forced and then blackmailed. He can't lose morale if he loses anything. But thinking of the task given by the conductor and touching his empty wallet, Qiao Wenle decided Forcibly thick-skinned.

Grandpa, I am happy: you played well, join the team

Lele Memecha: After joining the team, will you play with me from now on?

So easy to cheat?Thinking that it was going to be a long and passionate speech, Qiao Wenle imagined the expectant look of the little cute girl.

Uncle, I am happy: Yes, I will give you pocket money if you win

Lele Memecha: Okay! 【happy】

Grandpa, I am happy: Join the group and answer the voice

Qiao Wenle sends team invitations, team invitations, friends, and voice invitations.

In the voice, Qiao Wenle used a magnetic and melodious voice to try to make people pregnant: "Lele, are you there?"

The information lights kept flashing, and his teammates typed to condemn him for wanting to prioritize resources.

The profile picture of the newly joined little blonde loli lighted up, and her voice was like a spring: "Don't call me Lele."

The voice channel exploded.

Xiao Se's Cucumber is a lively and cheerful boy: "Wow~ Congratulations on getting a free boyfriend upstairs, would you like to use it immediately?"

Eat me a stick in a low and steady voice: "Welcome Lele Memecha to join the 'Who and Fight' team. This team takes customers as the highest purpose, prohibits private orders, and distributes daily income fairly. I wish us progress hand in hand in the online game, together Create value and wealth."

The arrogant chrysanthemum's voice is rough and atmospheric: "The newcomer's photo, measurements, mobile phone number!"

The mischievous little fairy said delicately: "A beautiful voice is a beauty? Are you men full of water?"

Desolate Cucumber: "Dingdong, since you failed to select within ten seconds, the system will use it immediately by default, and the goods will not be returned or exchanged once they are out of the box. I wish you a happy enjoyment! My wife, come and have a chat~"

Qiao Wenle, whose heart felt cool after being hit by the spring, said, "What do you call that?" Seeing that the other party hadn't responded for a long time, he justified himself and said, "Is that so?"

This time I quickly replied: "What?"

Master Qiao who was molested again: "..."

There was a lot of wailing on the voice channel.

Emperor Qi Tian: Xiao Qiao, is this girl your classmate?

Uncle, I am happy: No, I just met playing games together, and you all saw me chasing me like a brain/disabled person...

Qi Tiandi: Hehe, it feels very special to you

Uncle, I am happy: I am sweating, Brother Qi, stop joking. I am a lonely family who can’t afford one or three meals. Who wants to take care of me? Do you have a photo

Sir, I am happy: no

So that's the point?Qiao Wenle curled his lips in disdain.Isn't it just that there are a few stinky money, who are so greedy and greedy.

But because of these stinky money, I have to swallow my anger and not get offended.

Qiao Wenle found out the 200 yuan he earned today in Alipay, and planned to go out for a good meal.

I said hello in the channel, took off the earphones and was about to standby, when the private chat flashed.

Lele Memecha: When will you play at night?

Qiao Wenle glanced at 18:23 in the lower right corner. Today I want to eat chicken chop rice from Nanmen University of Foreign Affairs, and I need to replenish some stored food. It may be later.

Sir, I am happy: eight o'clock

Lele Memecha: Yes

When they went out, they met young people who were facing the door, nodded each other and walked away.

Qiao Wenle's parents were in a political marriage, and they treated him indifferently and without food or clothing since he was a child. They said that relatives were more like guests. When they were in junior high school, they divorced peacefully for true love, but they didn't even mention taking him away.

Young Master Qiao, who doesn’t love his father or mother, spends his living expenses renting a room off-campus to spend his days, drinking, fighting, skipping classes and messing around in internet cafes. Send money to the card.

Holding a college entrance examination report card with a score of more than 300, Young Master Qiao, who planned to study in a local foreign-related university, finally understood what it means to be shy, and began to worry about tuition fees and supporting himself. However, the young master whose only specialty is online games The body does not work hard and the five grains are not distinguished, the shoulders cannot be lifted, the hands cannot be lifted, and they are afraid of being tired, dirty and falling.

When competitive online games are popular all over the world, relying on superior skills and a good voice to seduce girls, he is favored by the current captain of the team. The grandson can also earn some income.

Qiao Wen walked downstairs with his slippers on. He rented a rental building at the west gate of the University of Foreign Affairs, which was close to the school and convenient for food.It is far away from the road, the road is not easy to walk, and the remoteness is also cheap.

He has to go through the uneven yellow land to enter the foreign university, and then take the campus road to the snack street at the south gate.

There were a lot of hard rocks mixed in the soil. Qiao Wenle walked crookedly, stepped on the flat ground carefully, and still knocked. Not only the lace of his right foot broke, but also the sole of his foot was scratched. The slippers were 20 yuan plastic shoes , I don't feel bad about throwing it away, but the small bleeding hole on the sole of the foot hurts deeply.

With her right foot bare, Qiao Wenle walked forward on the toes.

When he finally found the outpatient clinic at the South Gate of Foreign Affairs, Qiao Wenle felt that all five toes on his right foot were useless.

Half an hour later, after finishing the disinfection and bandaging, Qiao Wenle sat in the chicken chop shop with a large ball of cotton on the soles of his feet, holding his beloved chicken chop rice in honey sauce, and was so moved that his mouth watered.

So he "ah woo" is a big mouthful of meat.

"Puchi" could not help but sneer, Qiao Wenle slowly swallowed the meat in his mouth, then smiled softly at the girl diagonally opposite, as expected, little red cloud climbed onto the girl's delicate and fair cheeks.

Huh, are you kidding me?I am the little prince of the campus who has been re-elected for three terms.

It was already nine o'clock in the evening when Qiao Wenle limped back, holding next week's rice grains contentedly.

The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, the tall trees on both sides of the road cover most of the sky, and the trees are like a banshee hidden in the darkness, swaying and swaying.

Going back to the stone-mud road that must be passed, there is no street light after exiting the west gate. It may be that the injury here left a shadow. Qiao Wenle felt that the loess road in front of him was so black and smeared that it made people feel frightened, so he silently changed its name to Huangquan Road.

He took out his mobile phone to illuminate it, and a silver light suddenly reflected on the glass mirror.

Someone is following!

The man, the knife, and about three meters diagonally behind!

Qiao Wenle, let me wipe your crow's mouth!

The author has something to say:

Although online games are still based on life, the game is LOL, so I won’t mention the technical terms for the sake of easy understanding, bow to the little friends who see this!Ha ha ha ha

This episode is unfolded from Lele's perspective. If you change the angle, it may not be so fairy