i am goldfinger

No longer turning on the lights, Qiao Wenle pretended to be playing with his mobile phone and walked forward nonchalantly, using the reflection of the black screen to keep an eye on the movement behind him.

This road is rotten and deserted, and there is no one at night. Walking past it is the only rental building in Ximen. It probably was left before it was demolished in time, because the surrounding area was pushed clean.

Qiao Wenle calculated that it would only take a few minutes for that person to do it. After walking another 200 meters, he would arrive at the rental building, and walking back 100 meters would be the school.

If you can't run and run and your feet hurt, if you go back to school, you have to bump into it just right. Uncle, it's better to be robbed honestly. Maybe because of his active cooperation and good attitude, that brother can save himself a chicken leg or something.

Qiao Wenle continued to walk forward with a limp. After being robbed, he still has to go back to the house, right?

The sound of footsteps behind him became clearer, and the weak and hoarse male voice said harshly: "Don't move!" Qiao Wenle had made countless psychological preparations, or the moment the fruit knife was pressed against his back, his hair stood on end. The shopping bag was smashed hard, and the man was hit with his head sideways.

Qiao Wenle said inwardly, "Oops." He only bought instant noodles, chicken leg biscuits, and spicy sticks. It was like scratching someone's body. If he knew it, he would have bought cans of beer, but he regretted that he couldn't save anything, so he did everything. Impossible, tear it apart.

Brother Qiao, who was not active in all fours, slammed into him with his weak chicken body that had been decadent for 18 years.

When he knocked the person "thud thud thud" back a few steps and finally lay down on the ground motionless, he was stunned.Fuck, I'm so powerful, why don't I know?

Qiao Wenle hesitated for a while, so he took his mobile phone to take a picture of whether the man was dead or not, and took a closer look. The robber was not a few years older than him. You can know how hard the ribs are, at this moment, his face is red, the muscles in his neck are throbbing, and his hands and feet are twitching, Qiao Wenle's heart is jumping.

Called 120 and told the address, Qiao Wenle did not leave, sent the Buddha to the west, found a clean place to sit down and waited: "Big brother, I didn't say you, why don't you just run away?" Smoking/drugs, your parents took so much effort to give birth to you, you must kill yourself at a young age... Hey, hey! Are you okay, why don’t you stop smoking? Hold on, wait for the doctor to come Die again, I have done this good thing in my life, will you let me finish it?"

Qiao Wenle felt that his sincerity must have moved God, because he saw the big brother lying lifeless on the ground slowly opened his dull eyes, the eyeballs turned mechanically, and suddenly rushed towards Qiao Wenle, "Here Me! Give it to me!!" The man pinched Qiao Wenle's neck fiercely and yelled frantically.

Qiao Wenle broke it hard, and nodded repeatedly while breathing: "Here you are!" Ma De might as well die with you, bah bah, God has the virtue of good life, saving a life can build many levels of pagodas.

Qiao Wenle made a gesture to rummage through his pockets, brother, I don't smoke/drugs, so I can give you spicy sticks.

The big brother couldn't wait for a second, he snatched the bag by himself and flipped through it. After flipping through the shopping bag, he went to Qiao Wenle. After groping Master Qiao up and down, he yelled: "You lied to me! What a fan!!"

Wipe your uncle, I am not the drug/drug from your little friend, and I also ate 140 catties of tofu from Qiao Ge, if I was not afraid of you being beaten to death, I would throw my arms and beat you.

"I don't have one..." Qiao Wenle was weak, afraid of irritating others.

But people don’t need stimulation, they are already mentally abnormal: “You have it, you must have it! Give it to me, please! Please don’t hide it!”

Wow? It's scary, doctor, handsome brother, nurse, little angel, come quickly! "Didn't you check everything..."

"Puff" the sound of the blade piercing into the flesh, "Puff", "Puff".

After recovering from the astonishment, Qiao Wenle found that the world suddenly became extremely slow, and every second was infinitely elongated.

He quickly looked down at the hole in his stomach, and the murderer was pulling out the fruit knife stuck in the second hole at an extremely slow speed.So slow that he filtered his life back and forth two or three times, from mourning to calmness, so slow that he could clearly feel the strength of the wind caressing the tips of his ears, so slow that he silently counted forty times, and the blood drops in his abdomen finally hit the There was a long "tick-tick--" sound on the ground, and when the murderer finally pulled out the fruit knife and shouted like a snail, "Go--die-- let's go--!" .

Fuck, it hurts to laugh, if this is the flashback, it's been too long, right?

Someone picked him up from behind, and the fresh water vapor enveloped him.The world seemed to be restored instantly after the "pause" button was pressed. He looked up and saw a delicate and white chin, and the severe pain in his abdomen rushed up.A low voice came from the top of the head: "I found it..." It sounded a little familiar, a little nice, and my consciousness sank into the darkness.

……

Qiao Wenle was pinching the plasticine boredly. It was given to him by the little girl in the next bed. The little girl broke her leg while digging out the bird's nest, and she was discharged from the hospital this morning.But in the past two days, he and Qiao Wenle established a deep revolutionary friendship. When he left, he cried and shouted that he would grow up to be Brother Qiao's bride. Brother as a token of love.

It's so cute, but it's too bearish. Qiao Wenle thought of the person who saved her, but a small chin touched her heart.

Tsk, sick.

Qiao Wenle woke up the next day and lay on the hospital bed. The two holes on his body turned into two small openings, which were almost scabbed. The nurse said that he was unconscious due to malnutrition and massive anemia. .

"Handsome? How old is it?"

"In my twenties, I'm either handsome or beautiful, like a fairy girl~"

"No, sister, can I be as beautiful as you?"

"Look at your mouth~ If I have half of him, I will become a star~"

The night, the beauty, the mysterious healing ability, the delayed time.Could it be that I live in a fantasy world?Is the foreign university a certain stronghold of supernatural beings or magicians?

It's so emotional, Ma De, you have to go to college if you eat dirt!

Qiao Wenle left the hospital full of fighting spirit.

"Big stick, call me for any orders in the future, even overnight, 24-hour standby!"

"Okay, are you short of money?" You can hear the young man's ruthless determination through the mobile phone, but people are not made of iron, if they ruin their bodies, no matter how much money they earn, they have to be paid back.

"It's missing, it's thousands of dollars, and I signed up in half a month!"

"Half a month? I wanted to ask you before. I heard that your accent is also from City C. Are you talking about foreign affairs?"

"Fucking fellow!"

"Hey, I'm in the 11th grade of foreign affairs. I'm a sophomore next year. Let's meet when school starts, elementary school brother?"

"It's done."

"Is there anything else?" He realized that the boy on the other side hadn't hung up his phone for a long time.

"Yes... Da Bang, your voice is quite steady, why do you laugh so wretchedly/crumply..."

"roll."

Originally, I wanted to ask if there was a boy who looked like a fairy girl in Foreign Affairs, and what grade he was in in which department, but the words went back to his mouth, as if he was subconsciously hiding a little secret in his heart.

Fuck your uncle's little secret, such a conspicuous person is easy to find anyway.

Qiao Wenle bought instant noodles, chicken leg biscuits and spicy sticks off campus, and after leaving the supermarket, he went back to buy coffee, in cans.

Stepping on the loess road again, I couldn't help but feel very emotional. I'm sorry, Xiao Huanghuang, I shouldn't have given you a random name that day. In the future, if you don't punish me, treat me better, and I will step on you more lightly.If anything happens again, you will have to bury you with cement.I don't know what happened to the big brother in the end, whether he waited for the ambulance or not, depending on his mental state, whether he died or not, life would be better than death.

Back to the rental house after three days, nothing has changed, the bed is still so narrow, the table is still so small, the chair is still so swaying, the floor is still lead-colored cement, the most beautiful thing is the toilet, tiled and installed with a bathroom heater, the familiar dog Wo familiar taste.

Qiao Wenle touched the black case of the notebook on the table, and said silently, my wife, I am back.

The laptop has been hung up, and the screen lights up when the mouse is moved.Countless unread messages swarmed in.

Click to open all the messages at once, and then reply or close them one by one.

Qiuqiu is basically a friend of the netizens and a few high school friends. After three days of disappearing, Dabang called and asked. A few girls on the Internet who hooked up with the team buddies sent a sentence "Are you there?" Even if I don't come back, the room will be empty by itself.

I took all the orders sent by Da Bang today, and closed the others at a glance. After closing the last window, I found the avatar and clicked back.

2016.08.12

Lele Memecha: It's eight o'clock [Happy]

Lele Memecha: Won't you play with me? 【Wronged】

Lele Meme Cha: [Angry] [Angry] [Grievance] [Grievance] [Big Crying] [Big Crying] Lele Meme Cha: I misunderstood you, sorry, call me when you’re back [cute]

Lele Memecha: It's nine o'clock...

2016.08.13

Lele Memecha: Are you back? [Cute] Is it true that you drink hot water and soak brown sugar when you lose too much blood? 【Question】2016.08.14

Lele Memecha: Cucumber always calls me wife, do I look old? [Grievance] Lele Memecha: Let me know when you come back

2016.08.15

Lele Memecha: Have you forgotten about me [crying]

...this Saby.

As he tapped the keyboard with his fingers, Qiao Wenle's lips smiled unconsciously.

Grandpa, I am happy: Who are you?

Lele Memecha: Are you back? 【happy】

Lele Memecha: It's me!Have you forgotten the mermaid in Summoner Canyon and you fell in love with each other? [Grievance] I am happy, sir: Oh, I forgot

Lele Memecha: ... [crying loudly]

Qiao Wenle snorted triumphantly, telling you to chase after me and abuse me.

The author has something to say:

League of Legends (LOL):

LOL是5V5或者3V3竞技，这里主要说5V5.

Summoner's Canyon is divided into upper, middle and lower roads.

The perfect match for a group of five is:

Top order (can defend and attack)

Mid Laner (Ability Damage, Control)

Jungle (roam the field)

Bottom AD (main attack) with support (defense).

The game process may be mentioned in one stroke, but let’s popularize it