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Lele Memecha: Then I'm leaving [grievance]

Grandpa, I am happy: Anyway, a team, take orders and do tasks together?

Lele Memecha: Alright [Happy]

Tsk, stupid.

Browsing the task list, Qiao Wenle raised his eyebrows. Since the poster did not have Emperor Qi Tian, ​​this person spends a lot of money and loves to pretend, and his skills are average. People joined the team.

The naughty Xiaoxian, the cute girl in the team, was defeated by his generosity and enthusiasm.

Qiao Wenle contacted the customer of Platinum One, and the task was to pass the promotion competition to become a diamond, the price is 300 coins.

Roared in the team group: Is there anyone who picks up the Platinum Drill?

The bleak cucumber: I, I~

The three members of the team hooked up with the customer 'Wild Handsome' in a borrowed platinum trumpet.

In team voice.

Wild Marshal forced: "The three great gods are all diamond-level?"

Desolate Cucumber: "Hahaha, it's a must~"

Uncle, I am happy: "What position are you good at?"

Lele Memecha: "It's all right."

so dragging?Qiao Wenle became interested, like a child discovering an intractable game, full of novelty and provocation.

Uncle, I am happy: "Cucumber is the top laner, I am the mid laner, and the bottom lane is AD, wild support, and a random passerby will play jungle, do you have any opinions?"

This girl is very strong in auxiliary anticipation, she has a good grasp of control when playing a mage, and she is not bad when playing top laner defense. What if she plays AD and jungler?This kind of sharpness and quickness, as the role of the tip of the team, let me play it.

The bleak cucumber/wild handsome force: "Yes!"

"Cucumber said."

Desolate Cucumber: "Lianxiang Xiyu, do you understand~ Why do you let my wife play such a dangerous position, I will switch with my wife!"

"Wild said."

"Why is it called wild, can you call me handsome?"

Qiao Wenle acted nonchalantly: "Since everyone has no objections, let's start ranking."

"Damn!" the bleak cucumber/wild handsome force.

10 minutes later, Lan Ming's bot lane AD brought the support to slaughter the whole field, and the enemy made [-] shots.

For another half an hour, the female ninja Shadow Fist Lanming jungler with the "Lele Meme Fork" appeared elusively on the enemy's map. Every time he appeared, he took the kill in seconds, scaring the enemy's AD and mage huddled under the tower. trembling.

……

The promotion match won all three games.

It only took an hour and a half for Qiao Wenle to change from a face full of shit to a face full of capital letters.

'Wild Marshal' even sneaked into the team and became a fan of 'Lele Meme Cha'.

The bleak Cucumber no longer called his wife, he said that such a perfect goddess should belong to the whole online game.

……

City C is not very hot in August, the sun is setting lazily, and the warm wind is cheerfully getting into the windows, wandering around and running away boringly.

Ever since 'Lele Memecha' showed his high-playing ability to overwhelm everyone a week ago, he has become famous in the team.Emperor Qi Tian couldn't help asking someone for a photo, but everyone found that only when Qiao Wenle was around, "Le Le Mo Mo Cha" would respond.

Without any psychological pressure, Qiao Wenle took Qi Tiandi's money to hook up with someone to start a video.

In the video, the short-haired girl is unusually beautiful, with deep, quiet and vaguely familiar eyebrows.

"What's your name?" Qiao Wenle looked carefully over and over again, but he hadn't seen it before.

"Song Li." Blinking with clear eyes.

The clear and moist voice made one's heart skip a beat, Qiao Wenle was a little puzzled.

Press the screenshot and send it to Emperor Qi Tian.

accurate.

the next day.

Qiao Wenle was wearing a vest, shorts, and sandals, and was sitting concentratingly at the computer desk. His eyes were black and blue from staying up late for a long time, and he couldn't see the carefree and unrestrained young master of the Qiao family more than a month ago.

On the screen, the blue-named female gun with the ID 'Lelemomocha' is moving coquettishly, with precise skills and perfect rhythm, harvesting the enemy's heads like a god.

At 10 minutes, the enemy red crystal exploded into pieces.

Emperor Qi Tian: "Li'er, we won again!"

Xiao Se's Cucumber: "Congratulations Brother Qi, you've been promoted to Diamond [-], Xiaoxian is looking for you in the group~"

Uncle, I am happy: "The task is finished, thank you Brother Qi for your patronage, we have the opportunity to continue to cooperate!"

Qi Tiandi: "I added [-] more to your captain's account, and you bought sandals for Li'er, don't swallow it." Just listening to the voice, Qi Tiandi is confident and elegant, like a gentleman.

Qiao Wenle smirked: "Hey, brother Qi is generous, please thank me, Lizi." What are you pretending to be so aggressive, you get [-] for promotion, and [-] for a pair of shoes, hehe, so rich.

"Thank you."

"Thank you, my friend, what a joke! I heard that Li Er, you are also in H province, do you have time to come to W city to play? I can be a tour guide." The elegant male voice is eager and hospitable.

Qiao Wenle poked at Naughty Xiaoxian's head and invited him into the voice room.

"As long as you come, Li'er, as a landlord, I will eat and play with you, the whole process is free!" Qi Tiandi's heart is known to everyone.

"Qi Tian, ​​you scumbag! Thanks to my trust in you, you said that you didn't like it because others posted it, so I didn't ask any more questions. I didn't expect to have sex in private, with a disgusting face! Break up! Don't do it in the future! Come find me again!" The delicate female voice was shrill because of betrayal, and she withdrew from the voice after finishing speaking.

There was a silence on the channel.

After a while, there was a noise of glass cups and other sundries being smashed into pieces.The gentleman yelled: "Shirt! Which idiot let her in!"

Wipe your uncle Qiao Wenle, what are you doing!It's none of your business if they pick up girls, it's none of your business if they step on a few boats, it's none of your business if they throw money to pretend to be your business. Kidney go!

But...hahahaha Madd is so cool!

Now that we have made a grudge, it's better to scold this thing before leaving.

Qiao Wenle was brewing artillery fire.

"It's me." The cool brook ran across the field, and the gurgling water ran across the heart: "Xiaoxian asked me if I was helping you, so I dragged her in."

This girl must be comfortable in Xia Tian's arms.

Fuck, think about something.

"You..." Facing the beauty, Qi Tiandi also hesitated. He has a screenshot of the video of "Lele Meme Cha", which is so beautiful that it cannot be compared with "Naughty Little Fairy". The elegant male voice sighed melancholy: " Hey... Dependence arises and extinction comes from time to time, God's will..."

It is God's will that you are a good bird who can recite poems.

Just after being dumped, Emperor Qi Tian didn't have the face to continue pestering, Yin Yin told Li'er not to forget to buy sandals and quit the team.

"Cough, that, thank you." Qiao Wenle blushed a little. He had known Song Li for so long, and every day he dragged people to help him take orders and do tasks. .

Qi Tiandi is a scumbag playing with his feelings, Qiao Wenle, you are not much better.

"Huh? The person you pulled?"

...That's right, no one knows that I pulled it!Madeleine was being self-indulgent.

"Then why do you..." Silly, blame yourself?Qiao Wenle said something Sabi refrained from saying.

"If you admit it, you'll be hated by him. He's very annoying." Qing Runzhong's tone was lazily raised, probably stretched.

Qiao Wenle felt as if a cat had scratched his paw, itching and numb, Su couldn't do it.

"You said you were also in H province?" He couldn't help asking when he heard himself.

"Well, City C."

"Oh..." I can't ask anymore, there is no result.He is no longer the young master of the Qiao family, but he still has the stink of a young master.

Qiao Wenle touched his face, and said to himself silently, go to college, find a job, buy a house in ten or twenty years, find a wife, and live an honest life.You don’t need big companies and conglomerates to work, you have to have time to go home every day to hug your wife and children; the house doesn’t need to be as empty or high as Qiao’s villa, and you can see another when you turn around; a daughter-in-law doesn’t need to be as elegant and noble as a childhood sweetheart, she needs to be simple and kind Clear eyes...

A beautiful and fair face floated in my mind, damn it, Qiao Wenle, you are enough!

"Are you staying up all night today?" The person in the voice yawned.

"No," Qiao Wenle said subconsciously, "Go to sleep."

"Have you collected your tuition fees?"

"Big Stick told you?" Know all this?Qiao Wenle opened Alipay, and every time she took an order with this girl, the efficiency was astonishingly high. In the beginning, she only took one person in each round, and then she took three with two, and even two with three below the diamond rank. : "All together, there are still a few days left to earn living expenses during the holidays."

Since the last time he narrowly escaped from the dead, everything has gradually become better. He has met incredible people and things, met such beautiful and pure people as Da Bang and Song Li, and life is no longer muddled, but full of fighting spirit and passion. fantasy.Maybe there is such a saying that if you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing.

"OK, good night."

"……Good night."

Breeze, midnight, cicadas.

Probably because night owls are used to it, Qiao Wenle lifted his right foot and carefully wiped himself clean, then collapsed on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

Fragmentary pictures flashed in my mind, flashed in my memory of busy parents who never stayed overnight in the villa, flashed that my little self was pushed away with the first grade award, flashed that it took two months The small wooden house built by time was discarded by mother, flashed past the parents who got into a fight on purpose in junior high school and received a warning from parents, flashed past the blood test report thrown in front of him last month...

Finally fell asleep with a cool good night.

The author has something to say:

The game is very fun!real!But don't play if you have poor self-control, you will become addicted.

Everyone has their own personality, so you can find the position and role you are good at in the game.