On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 33 Hehehehe
Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes, could it be because of... him?
Could it be that Tao Huaian did all this for him?
Could it be that, as Bai Yifengliu said, Tao Huai'an became blue in anger?
Tang Xiaochuan was immediately overwhelmed by this narcissistic thought, but for some reason... his little heart suddenly beat wildly.
Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan who looked confused, and raised his eyebrows: "Of course it's because... it's hard to judge by plagiarism. It is a huge project to list all the evidence and make a color palette. I have read two novels by heart, but the novels written by Zhan Jian Tianya and I are both very long, with several million words, it is impossible to read and understand them in one day."
"The person who made the color palette is an old fan of mine, and also the administrator of one of my readership groups. He was the one who knocked on me privately and said that the novels of Swordsman Tianya have a sense of sight. I went to have a look. I think it’s really similar, but it’s hard to judge by copying meme, making a color palette is a huge project, but he volunteered to make a color palette...the color palette was finally made in the past two days.”
"So that's how it is," Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized, and said in an envious tone, "Your readers must really love you."
Knowing that Tao Huai'an didn't do this because of "being so angry at the crown", he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but at the same time, for some reason, he seemed a little inexplicably disappointed.
Tao Huaian grinned: "Yes, so I plan to give him a set of my autographed books."
Speaking of the autograph book, Tang Xiaochuan immediately reacted: "By the way, the autograph book you promised me earlier... when will you sign it for me?"
"Speaking of this..." Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes suddenly, "What happened to Qian Kun's signature that you and your cousin talked about earlier? You seem to be planning to exchange my signature for Qian Kun's signature?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked, subconsciously pretending to be stupid: "Ah? Is there such a thing?" Tao Huaian was clearly hiding in the closet at that time, how did he hear the conversation between him and Tian Tiantian? !This guy is simply not human! ...Oh, he forgot that this guy is really not human!This damn inertial thinking!
Tao Huaian smiled slightly: "My memory is not bad, do you need me to recall it for you? At that time you..."
"Ahem!" Tang Xiaochuan quickly interrupted Tao Huai'an, "Okay, I admit, I did agree with my cousin, I will get your autograph for her, and she will exchange it with Qiankun's autograph. !"
Tao Huaian squinted his eyes and asked, "Are you a fan of Qiankun?"
"That's right," Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "He is my male god, and I really like his novels!" He even started a war with Tao Huaian's fans for a stroke of money!
Tao Huaian squinted his eyes at Tang Xiaochuan and remained silent for a long time.
Tang Xiaochuan was a little guilty by Tao Huaian's eyes, he touched his nose: "What, what's wrong? Is there any problem?"
After being silent for a while, Tao Huaian nodded, "Yes, I hate that guy."
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "You hate my male god? Why?"
"You don't need to know why, anyway, I don't like him." Tao Huaian sneered.
"Hmph, it must be because you are jealous of my male god." Tang Xiaochuan gave Tao Huaian a sideways glance, "My male god is so good, why don't you like him?"
"I'm jealous of him? Just kidding, why should I be jealous of him." Tao Huaian sneered.
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Well, whatever you like, even if you hate him...it's none of my business."
Tao Huaian paused for a moment, and after a while, he sneered and said, "It's really none of your business, but since you are his fan, then the signature will be gone."
"Hey! How can you do this!" Tang Xiaochuan's eyes widened, very aggrieved, "It's clearly been agreed before, so why don't you say nothing! You're cheating!"
Tao Huai'an narrowed his eyes: "I just don't mean what I say, how about it? Who made you his fan."
Tang Xiaochuan was very aggrieved, he puffed up his cheeks: "Why are you so naive!"
Tao Huaian smiled slightly: "I'm just that naive."
"You..." Tang Xiaochuan choked for a moment, and after a while, he snorted heavily, rushed towards Tao Huaian, grabbed Tao Huaian's arm, and pulled it away desperately, "Then I won't give it to you either." Live at my house! You go out now!" Let's see who is more childish than the other!
Tao Huai'an couldn't help but frowned, and he sneered: "It depends on whether you are strong enough or not."
Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an fiercely: "Who is afraid of whom!" With all his might, he gritted his teeth and pulled Tao Huai'an's arm out.
However, Tao Huai'an didn't move at all. Instead, he lazily leaned on the chair, taking time to watch him blushing with all his strength, and also showed a smile that was not a smile.
Tang Xiaochuan was furious, but his strength was indeed inferior to that of Tao Huai'an, a non-human being. Even though he had used all his strength, Tao Huai'an still sat on the spot perfectly, motionless.
Soon he was exhausted, he glared at Tao Huai'an, looked at Tao Huai'an's fair, slender and graceful neck, suddenly his heart moved, he rushed towards Tao Huai'an's neck, opened his mouth and bit it. go up.
Tao Huai'an obviously didn't expect Tang Xiaochuan to have this move, he didn't react for a while, but Tang Xiaochuan threw himself on Tao Huai'an the next moment, biting Tao Huai'an's neck deeply.
Feeling Tao Huaian's whole body stiffen, Tang Xiaochuan realized that his bite had worked, so he increased his strength and grinded his teeth on Tao Huaian's neck.
Tao Huaian: "..."
After a few seconds, Tang Xiaochuan finally calmed down.
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
...Damn it!What the hell did he do!
The atmosphere was quite awkward for a while.
After calming down, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly felt bad, but just when he wanted to let go, Tao Huaian suddenly sneered: "...Are you a dog?"
This sentence immediately made Tang Xiaochuan, who was about to let go, give up the idea, and continued to bite Tao Huaian's neck.
"Let go!" Tao Huaian said coldly.
Tang Xiaochuan: "Hmph!"
"Let go!" Tao Huai'an remained expressionless.
Tang Xiaochuan: "Hmph!"
"... let go."
Just when the two fell into a stalemate, a voice suddenly descended from the sky: "Tao Huaian, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years... I'm here to seek revenge from you again!" , rushed in from the window, and after a loud noise, the broken window glass splashed everywhere.
The next moment, a figure appeared in front of the two of them.
Tang Xiaochuan who was biting Tao Huaian's neck: "..."
Tao Huaian, who was being bitten by Tang Xiaochuan's neck: "..."
He Yuanzhou, who smashed the window handsomely and rushed in: "..."
Time seemed to freeze at this point, the atmosphere froze for an instant, and everyone fell into silence, but soon, the voice from the computer broke the awkward silence... However, it made the atmosphere even more awkward.
"what……"
On the computer screen, the hero and the heroine are hugging each other and rolling in the sea of flowers. The picture is still very beautiful, there is no trace of explicitness, only the slightly moving flower sea and the sound that make people imagine...
He Yuanzhou stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him——
I saw Tao Huai'an sitting on the chair in front of the computer, while Tang Xiaochuan sat on Tao Huai'an's lap, stretched his arms around Tao Huai'an's waist, buried his head in Tao Huai'an's neck, kissed Tao Huai'an's neck, and Tao Huai'an, who was always cold and cold, didn't push Tang Xiaochuan away... Who in the world doesn't know that giant pandas are cold?The point is that they are still watching pornographic films!
"Damn it! Tao Huaian, you are a dead end!"
He Yuanzhou was shocked, he felt as if he knew some terrible secret.
"No wonder there were so many female goblins courting you in Qinling before, but you didn't agree to any of them. It turns out that you are a gay at all!"
Seeing He Yuanzhou falling from the sky, Tang Xiaochuan quickly let go of Tao Huaian's neck. After hearing He Yuanzhou's words, he immediately sprayed: "...Pfft!"
He Yuanzhou stared at Tao Huai'an with a pair of peach blossom eyes, his eyes were full of shock: "Fuck! The reason why you pulled out my most beautiful tail feather back then was because you had a crush on me?"
Tao Huaian gave He Yuanzhou a cold look: "..."
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help spraying again, but when he saw the glass scum all over the room, he immediately exploded: "You bastard broke my glass window! You pay me! Pay me!"
And He Yuanzhou was still in shock: "It turns out that you already knew that the most beautiful tail feathers on our peacock clan are for future partners, so you snatched my tail feathers... So you have been secretly in love with me for so many years!"
Tao Huaian finally spoke, he raised his eyebrows: "Your tail feathers are for future partners?"
"...Don't you know?" He Yuanzhou paused.
"I just found out." Tao Huaian sneered.
"If you didn't know, why did you pull out my tail feathers!" He Yuanzhou was furious.
"Because it looks good." Tao Huaian said calmly.
He Yuanzhou: "..."
He Yuanzhou breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably: "So you don't know the meaning of the most beautiful tail feather on us?"
Tao Huaian looked at He Yuanzhou coldly, but didn't speak.
"Then where did you hide my tail feathers?" He Yuanzhou asked Tao Huaian.
Tao Huaian said lightly: "After you get tired of playing, you throw it away."
He Yuanzhou frowned immediately: "Tao Huai'an! Give me back my tail feathers!" As he spoke, he rushed towards Tao Huai'an.
However, at this moment, Tang Xiaochuan, who had been ignored by He Yuanzhou for a long time, couldn't help but explode. He also rushed towards He Yuanzhou and grabbed He Yuanzhou's collar: "You smashed my window!" Pay me! Pay me! Pay now!" When He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian had a big fight before, the bookstore's toilet was messed up, but that toilet had nothing to do with Tang Xiaochuan, so he naturally didn't feel bad, but this time But He Yuanzhou broke his glass window, and he might destroy his study next time, how could he bear it? !
He Yuanzhou, who was being dragged by the collar by Tang Xiaochuan, was suddenly a little confused.
Before he became a genius, he was the number one beauty in Hammer Mountain in Qinling Mountains, and he was sought after by all the monsters. After he became a genius, he was even more sought after by humans because of his outstanding appearance. After entering the entertainment industry and becoming a big star, he was even more admired by stars There are tens of millions of fans, and they live under the eyes and screams of fans every day... Besides Tao Huaian, when has he ever tried this kind of treatment of being unceremoniously pulled by his collar?
"You pay me money! Right now!" Tang Xiaochuan was afraid that He Yuanzhou would run away if he couldn't beat him like before, so he grabbed He Yuanzhou's collar tightly.
He Yuanzhou's strength is of course impossible to break free from Tang Xiaochuan, but he has never been grabbed by the collar so unceremoniously before, not to mention that the other party is still a small and weak human being in his eyes. Now Tang Xiaochuan was shocked.
"Losing money!" Tang Xiaochuan gave He Yuanzhou a hard look, "You are a big star, don't you even have this little money? Be careful, I will expose you on the Weibo forum!"
He Yuanzhou: "..."
After being stunned by Tang Xiaochuan for a few seconds, he quickly reacted: "If you lose money, you will lose money! It's not that I can't afford it! Let go first!"
"You pay first! If you don't pay, I won't let go!" Tang Xiaochuan snorted, what if He Yuanzhou ran away as soon as he let go?
"...You let go first!" He Yuanzhou still pays more attention to his own image, how ugly it is to be dragged by his collar!
"You lose money first!" Tang Xiaochuan ignored He Yuanzhou's bargaining at all.
"If you don't let go... I'll beat you!" He Yuanzhou threatened Tang Xiaochuan sternly.
Tang Xiaochuan snorted: "You can hit me if you have the ability! If you can't be beaten to death, I will expose you on the Weibo forum!"
He Yuanzhou was a little dumbfounded. Wasn't this human being terrified to death when he saw him fighting with Tao Huaian?Why is there such a fearless look that puts life and death above all else?
"You, if you don't let go! I'll eat you!" He Yuanzhou grinned at Tang Xiaochuan, trying to put on a ferocious look.
"Eat me if you have the ability!"
Tang Xiaochuan finally saw that He Yuanzhou was a paper tiger, so he was no longer afraid. He straightened his back and challenged He Yuanzhou: "Either eat me, or lose money!"
Humans are of course not in He Yuanzhou's diet, let alone now, when he was just a peacock without sperm, he didn't eat people...
However, when He Yuanzhou stared fiercely at Tang Xiaochuan, and looked at every part of Tang Xiaochuan's body with threatening eyes, he suddenly developed an inexplicable appetite.
He stared at Tang Xiaochuan's fair skin exposed outside his clothes, and suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. For some reason, he suddenly felt that this guy in front of him... seemed a bit delicious.
Tang Xiaochuan had already decided that He Yuanzhou was a fierce paper tiger, and he was not afraid at all, but soon he found that He Yuanzhou's eyes staring at him... seemed to become hot all of a sudden.
He Yuanzhou looked straight at Tang Xiaochuan, his eyes were very confused, why did he think a human being would be delicious?Is he really hungry?He hadn't looked at this human seriously last time, but now he took a closer look, this thin-skinned and tender-fleshed human looked really delicious!
He didn't even bother to let Tang Xiaochuan let go, instead he took a step forward in Tang Xiaochuan's direction with a confused face...
"What do you want to do?" Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously let go of He Yuanzhou's collar, and took a step back in the direction of Tao Huaian.
He Yuanzhou's eyes were still a little confused: "I want to eat you."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Before he could react, Tao Huaian took a step forward in the next second, blocking between the two of them.
"He Yuanzhou, what are you doing?" Tao Huaian stopped He Yuanzhou and said coldly.
Looking at Tao Huaian's face, He Yuanzhou suddenly came to his senses: "What am I doing?...I..."
His face suddenly changed.
"He Yuanzhou, don't forget the regulations of the Cultivator Alliance," Tao Huaian said coldly, "It is forbidden to hurt mortals."
He Yuanzhou immediately became anxious: "I didn't intend to violate the alliance regulations, I just... just..." He looked at Tao Huaian, and at Tang Xiaochuan behind Tao Huaian, and fell into confusion again. What exactly did he want to do just now?He actually wants to eat a human? !
"Unable to control the appetite is something only young monsters do," Tao Huaian looked at He Yuanzhou with a sneer, "You really are going back as you live."
He Yuanzhou became a little annoyed: "I'm not! I was just..."
"You almost violated the alliance regulations just now, and you know what will happen," Tao Huaian's tone suddenly became severe, "Next time, you will be at your own risk, so get out."
He Yuanzhou glared at Tao Huai'an unwillingly: "I'm here to seek revenge on you!"
"Anyway, you won't be able to beat me, you'll only rely on some dirty tricks." Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
"Hmph! What a sleazy trick! Didn't you get caught last time!" He Yuanzhou said triumphantly.
"If you hit it once, you won't hit it a second time."
He Yuanzhou chuckled: "Then maybe!"
"Losing money!"
Tang Xiaochuan hid behind Tao Huaian and shouted pretentiously.
Thinking of what happened just now, He Yuanzhou still felt guilty: "...It's not like I won't pay!"
"Then you pay it quickly! Pay it now!" Tang Xiaochuan grabbed Tao Huaian's shoulder and snorted coldly at He Yuanzhou.
He Yuanzhou was furious: "We are fighting now! Can you be more serious!"
"I don't care, you lose money first!" Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes.
He Yuanzhou: "..."
This intrusive human!
He really should eat this human being first!
Just when the atmosphere fell into a stalemate, a cell phone rang suddenly.
Tang Xiaochuan touched his pocket subconsciously, only to find that it wasn't his.
Tao Huai'an looked at He Yuanzhou expressionlessly, and it didn't look like he belonged to him either.
He Yuanzhou glared at the two people opposite him viciously, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and was about to connect it, perhaps because his hands were shaking with anger, he pressed it to put it on the outside.
Then a roar came from He Yuanzhou's cell phone.
"He Yuanzhou! Aren't you in the hospital? Where did you go? Do you know how many reporters are waiting outside the ward to interview you? Where are you?!"
Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback by the angry roar, and subconsciously grabbed Tao Huaian's arm.
Tao Huaian turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan, pursed his lips, and said nothing.
He Yuanzhou, who was still majestic and arrogant, suddenly looked like a defeated rooster: "Jin, Jin Dong, why did you call me yourself?"
"You are the first brother of our company. The first brother was injured in filming and was hospitalized. How can I, the boss, not come to express his condolences?" The person on the other end of the phone sneered, "But looking at it now, you can still run around alive and kicking , it seems that you will be able to leave the hospital tomorrow and continue filming, I will call Director Zhang right now and tell you that you will be able to return to the set tomorrow."
He Yuanzhou was immediately dumbfounded: "Jin Dong..."
"Why don't you hurry back to the hospital?"
He Yuanzhou struggled: "But..."
"If you don't come back within 10 minutes, I'll eat you!"
He Yuanzhou said weakly: "Can you stop threatening me like this, anyway, I am also a national first-class protected animal..."
The phone was hung up.
He Yuanzhou put down the phone in embarrassment, and then gave Tao Huaian a hard look: "...I will spare you this time!"
Tao Huaian sneered: "Get out, get out, remember to lose money before you get out."
He Yuanzhou was angry: "...Why are you all like this, it's like I can't afford it! Isn't it just a window!"
"Who told you not to go through the door, but to go through the window." Tao Huaian said flatly.
"Isn't there a scene where I break through the window and break into the room right now? I'm going to find out..." He Yuanzhou muttered to himself while touching his pocket. After he took out the wallet, he took out a bag without looking at it Stacks of hundred-dollar bills were thrown away.
"Hmph! Remember it! Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!"
After Tang Xiaochuan picked up all the hundred-yuan bills scattered on the ground, He Yuanzhou had disappeared.
Tao Huaian looked at the direction in which He Yuanzhou left, with a pensive expression on his face.
"Who is that Jin Dong?" Tang Xiaochuan recalled He Yuanzhou's cowardice when he answered the phone just now, and couldn't help gossiping, "Is he the boss of He Yuanzhou's company? He is also your... kind? He Yuanzhou seems to be afraid of him? "
Tao Huaian withdrew his gaze, and said calmly, "Yes, his original form is a leopard."
"A leopard opened an entertainment company, and the first brother is actually a peacock?" Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. He suddenly thought of something, "Wait, are there more? In our human society, are there Many of your kind?"
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows noncommittally.
The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched again. When he thought of a big boss or leader he had seen on TV, the courier boy he often met, or the shampoo girl in the barber shop downstairs... these people may not be human, he Immediately the whole person is not well.
"……and many more!"
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly thought of the most important thing. He stared blankly at Tao Huai'an: "You just said...you don't like Qiankun's strokes. Could it be, could it be...he too?"
Tao Huaian was silent for a while, then sneered: "Yes, he is too."
It took Tang Xiaochuan a full minute to accept the setting that the male god is not human.
One minute later, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huaian with difficulty: "Then what is he?"
Tao Huaian said expressionlessly: "A thousand-year-old ginkgo tree from the depths of the Qinling Mountains."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
It doesn't matter that his male god is not a human being, but now he has been kicked out of the category of animals!
Could it be that Tao Huaian did all this for him?
Could it be that, as Bai Yifengliu said, Tao Huai'an became blue in anger?
Tang Xiaochuan was immediately overwhelmed by this narcissistic thought, but for some reason... his little heart suddenly beat wildly.
Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan who looked confused, and raised his eyebrows: "Of course it's because... it's hard to judge by plagiarism. It is a huge project to list all the evidence and make a color palette. I have read two novels by heart, but the novels written by Zhan Jian Tianya and I are both very long, with several million words, it is impossible to read and understand them in one day."
"The person who made the color palette is an old fan of mine, and also the administrator of one of my readership groups. He was the one who knocked on me privately and said that the novels of Swordsman Tianya have a sense of sight. I went to have a look. I think it’s really similar, but it’s hard to judge by copying meme, making a color palette is a huge project, but he volunteered to make a color palette...the color palette was finally made in the past two days.”
"So that's how it is," Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized, and said in an envious tone, "Your readers must really love you."
Knowing that Tao Huai'an didn't do this because of "being so angry at the crown", he quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but at the same time, for some reason, he seemed a little inexplicably disappointed.
Tao Huaian grinned: "Yes, so I plan to give him a set of my autographed books."
Speaking of the autograph book, Tang Xiaochuan immediately reacted: "By the way, the autograph book you promised me earlier... when will you sign it for me?"
"Speaking of this..." Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes suddenly, "What happened to Qian Kun's signature that you and your cousin talked about earlier? You seem to be planning to exchange my signature for Qian Kun's signature?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked, subconsciously pretending to be stupid: "Ah? Is there such a thing?" Tao Huaian was clearly hiding in the closet at that time, how did he hear the conversation between him and Tian Tiantian? !This guy is simply not human! ...Oh, he forgot that this guy is really not human!This damn inertial thinking!
Tao Huaian smiled slightly: "My memory is not bad, do you need me to recall it for you? At that time you..."
"Ahem!" Tang Xiaochuan quickly interrupted Tao Huai'an, "Okay, I admit, I did agree with my cousin, I will get your autograph for her, and she will exchange it with Qiankun's autograph. !"
Tao Huaian squinted his eyes and asked, "Are you a fan of Qiankun?"
"That's right," Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "He is my male god, and I really like his novels!" He even started a war with Tao Huaian's fans for a stroke of money!
Tao Huaian squinted his eyes at Tang Xiaochuan and remained silent for a long time.
Tang Xiaochuan was a little guilty by Tao Huaian's eyes, he touched his nose: "What, what's wrong? Is there any problem?"
After being silent for a while, Tao Huaian nodded, "Yes, I hate that guy."
Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "You hate my male god? Why?"
"You don't need to know why, anyway, I don't like him." Tao Huaian sneered.
"Hmph, it must be because you are jealous of my male god." Tang Xiaochuan gave Tao Huaian a sideways glance, "My male god is so good, why don't you like him?"
"I'm jealous of him? Just kidding, why should I be jealous of him." Tao Huaian sneered.
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Well, whatever you like, even if you hate him...it's none of my business."
Tao Huaian paused for a moment, and after a while, he sneered and said, "It's really none of your business, but since you are his fan, then the signature will be gone."
"Hey! How can you do this!" Tang Xiaochuan's eyes widened, very aggrieved, "It's clearly been agreed before, so why don't you say nothing! You're cheating!"
Tao Huai'an narrowed his eyes: "I just don't mean what I say, how about it? Who made you his fan."
Tang Xiaochuan was very aggrieved, he puffed up his cheeks: "Why are you so naive!"
Tao Huaian smiled slightly: "I'm just that naive."
"You..." Tang Xiaochuan choked for a moment, and after a while, he snorted heavily, rushed towards Tao Huaian, grabbed Tao Huaian's arm, and pulled it away desperately, "Then I won't give it to you either." Live at my house! You go out now!" Let's see who is more childish than the other!
Tao Huai'an couldn't help but frowned, and he sneered: "It depends on whether you are strong enough or not."
Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an fiercely: "Who is afraid of whom!" With all his might, he gritted his teeth and pulled Tao Huai'an's arm out.
However, Tao Huai'an didn't move at all. Instead, he lazily leaned on the chair, taking time to watch him blushing with all his strength, and also showed a smile that was not a smile.
Tang Xiaochuan was furious, but his strength was indeed inferior to that of Tao Huai'an, a non-human being. Even though he had used all his strength, Tao Huai'an still sat on the spot perfectly, motionless.
Soon he was exhausted, he glared at Tao Huai'an, looked at Tao Huai'an's fair, slender and graceful neck, suddenly his heart moved, he rushed towards Tao Huai'an's neck, opened his mouth and bit it. go up.
Tao Huai'an obviously didn't expect Tang Xiaochuan to have this move, he didn't react for a while, but Tang Xiaochuan threw himself on Tao Huai'an the next moment, biting Tao Huai'an's neck deeply.
Feeling Tao Huaian's whole body stiffen, Tang Xiaochuan realized that his bite had worked, so he increased his strength and grinded his teeth on Tao Huaian's neck.
Tao Huaian: "..."
After a few seconds, Tang Xiaochuan finally calmed down.
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
...Damn it!What the hell did he do!
The atmosphere was quite awkward for a while.
After calming down, Tang Xiaochuan suddenly felt bad, but just when he wanted to let go, Tao Huaian suddenly sneered: "...Are you a dog?"
This sentence immediately made Tang Xiaochuan, who was about to let go, give up the idea, and continued to bite Tao Huaian's neck.
"Let go!" Tao Huaian said coldly.
Tang Xiaochuan: "Hmph!"
"Let go!" Tao Huai'an remained expressionless.
Tang Xiaochuan: "Hmph!"
"... let go."
Just when the two fell into a stalemate, a voice suddenly descended from the sky: "Tao Huaian, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years... I'm here to seek revenge from you again!" , rushed in from the window, and after a loud noise, the broken window glass splashed everywhere.
The next moment, a figure appeared in front of the two of them.
Tang Xiaochuan who was biting Tao Huaian's neck: "..."
Tao Huaian, who was being bitten by Tang Xiaochuan's neck: "..."
He Yuanzhou, who smashed the window handsomely and rushed in: "..."
Time seemed to freeze at this point, the atmosphere froze for an instant, and everyone fell into silence, but soon, the voice from the computer broke the awkward silence... However, it made the atmosphere even more awkward.
"what……"
On the computer screen, the hero and the heroine are hugging each other and rolling in the sea of flowers. The picture is still very beautiful, there is no trace of explicitness, only the slightly moving flower sea and the sound that make people imagine...
He Yuanzhou stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him——
I saw Tao Huai'an sitting on the chair in front of the computer, while Tang Xiaochuan sat on Tao Huai'an's lap, stretched his arms around Tao Huai'an's waist, buried his head in Tao Huai'an's neck, kissed Tao Huai'an's neck, and Tao Huai'an, who was always cold and cold, didn't push Tang Xiaochuan away... Who in the world doesn't know that giant pandas are cold?The point is that they are still watching pornographic films!
"Damn it! Tao Huaian, you are a dead end!"
He Yuanzhou was shocked, he felt as if he knew some terrible secret.
"No wonder there were so many female goblins courting you in Qinling before, but you didn't agree to any of them. It turns out that you are a gay at all!"
Seeing He Yuanzhou falling from the sky, Tang Xiaochuan quickly let go of Tao Huaian's neck. After hearing He Yuanzhou's words, he immediately sprayed: "...Pfft!"
He Yuanzhou stared at Tao Huai'an with a pair of peach blossom eyes, his eyes were full of shock: "Fuck! The reason why you pulled out my most beautiful tail feather back then was because you had a crush on me?"
Tao Huaian gave He Yuanzhou a cold look: "..."
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help spraying again, but when he saw the glass scum all over the room, he immediately exploded: "You bastard broke my glass window! You pay me! Pay me!"
And He Yuanzhou was still in shock: "It turns out that you already knew that the most beautiful tail feathers on our peacock clan are for future partners, so you snatched my tail feathers... So you have been secretly in love with me for so many years!"
Tao Huaian finally spoke, he raised his eyebrows: "Your tail feathers are for future partners?"
"...Don't you know?" He Yuanzhou paused.
"I just found out." Tao Huaian sneered.
"If you didn't know, why did you pull out my tail feathers!" He Yuanzhou was furious.
"Because it looks good." Tao Huaian said calmly.
He Yuanzhou: "..."
He Yuanzhou breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably: "So you don't know the meaning of the most beautiful tail feather on us?"
Tao Huaian looked at He Yuanzhou coldly, but didn't speak.
"Then where did you hide my tail feathers?" He Yuanzhou asked Tao Huaian.
Tao Huaian said lightly: "After you get tired of playing, you throw it away."
He Yuanzhou frowned immediately: "Tao Huai'an! Give me back my tail feathers!" As he spoke, he rushed towards Tao Huai'an.
However, at this moment, Tang Xiaochuan, who had been ignored by He Yuanzhou for a long time, couldn't help but explode. He also rushed towards He Yuanzhou and grabbed He Yuanzhou's collar: "You smashed my window!" Pay me! Pay me! Pay now!" When He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian had a big fight before, the bookstore's toilet was messed up, but that toilet had nothing to do with Tang Xiaochuan, so he naturally didn't feel bad, but this time But He Yuanzhou broke his glass window, and he might destroy his study next time, how could he bear it? !
He Yuanzhou, who was being dragged by the collar by Tang Xiaochuan, was suddenly a little confused.
Before he became a genius, he was the number one beauty in Hammer Mountain in Qinling Mountains, and he was sought after by all the monsters. After he became a genius, he was even more sought after by humans because of his outstanding appearance. After entering the entertainment industry and becoming a big star, he was even more admired by stars There are tens of millions of fans, and they live under the eyes and screams of fans every day... Besides Tao Huaian, when has he ever tried this kind of treatment of being unceremoniously pulled by his collar?
"You pay me money! Right now!" Tang Xiaochuan was afraid that He Yuanzhou would run away if he couldn't beat him like before, so he grabbed He Yuanzhou's collar tightly.
He Yuanzhou's strength is of course impossible to break free from Tang Xiaochuan, but he has never been grabbed by the collar so unceremoniously before, not to mention that the other party is still a small and weak human being in his eyes. Now Tang Xiaochuan was shocked.
"Losing money!" Tang Xiaochuan gave He Yuanzhou a hard look, "You are a big star, don't you even have this little money? Be careful, I will expose you on the Weibo forum!"
He Yuanzhou: "..."
After being stunned by Tang Xiaochuan for a few seconds, he quickly reacted: "If you lose money, you will lose money! It's not that I can't afford it! Let go first!"
"You pay first! If you don't pay, I won't let go!" Tang Xiaochuan snorted, what if He Yuanzhou ran away as soon as he let go?
"...You let go first!" He Yuanzhou still pays more attention to his own image, how ugly it is to be dragged by his collar!
"You lose money first!" Tang Xiaochuan ignored He Yuanzhou's bargaining at all.
"If you don't let go... I'll beat you!" He Yuanzhou threatened Tang Xiaochuan sternly.
Tang Xiaochuan snorted: "You can hit me if you have the ability! If you can't be beaten to death, I will expose you on the Weibo forum!"
He Yuanzhou was a little dumbfounded. Wasn't this human being terrified to death when he saw him fighting with Tao Huaian?Why is there such a fearless look that puts life and death above all else?
"You, if you don't let go! I'll eat you!" He Yuanzhou grinned at Tang Xiaochuan, trying to put on a ferocious look.
"Eat me if you have the ability!"
Tang Xiaochuan finally saw that He Yuanzhou was a paper tiger, so he was no longer afraid. He straightened his back and challenged He Yuanzhou: "Either eat me, or lose money!"
Humans are of course not in He Yuanzhou's diet, let alone now, when he was just a peacock without sperm, he didn't eat people...
However, when He Yuanzhou stared fiercely at Tang Xiaochuan, and looked at every part of Tang Xiaochuan's body with threatening eyes, he suddenly developed an inexplicable appetite.
He stared at Tang Xiaochuan's fair skin exposed outside his clothes, and suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. For some reason, he suddenly felt that this guy in front of him... seemed a bit delicious.
Tang Xiaochuan had already decided that He Yuanzhou was a fierce paper tiger, and he was not afraid at all, but soon he found that He Yuanzhou's eyes staring at him... seemed to become hot all of a sudden.
He Yuanzhou looked straight at Tang Xiaochuan, his eyes were very confused, why did he think a human being would be delicious?Is he really hungry?He hadn't looked at this human seriously last time, but now he took a closer look, this thin-skinned and tender-fleshed human looked really delicious!
He didn't even bother to let Tang Xiaochuan let go, instead he took a step forward in Tang Xiaochuan's direction with a confused face...
"What do you want to do?" Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously let go of He Yuanzhou's collar, and took a step back in the direction of Tao Huaian.
He Yuanzhou's eyes were still a little confused: "I want to eat you."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Before he could react, Tao Huaian took a step forward in the next second, blocking between the two of them.
"He Yuanzhou, what are you doing?" Tao Huaian stopped He Yuanzhou and said coldly.
Looking at Tao Huaian's face, He Yuanzhou suddenly came to his senses: "What am I doing?...I..."
His face suddenly changed.
"He Yuanzhou, don't forget the regulations of the Cultivator Alliance," Tao Huaian said coldly, "It is forbidden to hurt mortals."
He Yuanzhou immediately became anxious: "I didn't intend to violate the alliance regulations, I just... just..." He looked at Tao Huaian, and at Tang Xiaochuan behind Tao Huaian, and fell into confusion again. What exactly did he want to do just now?He actually wants to eat a human? !
"Unable to control the appetite is something only young monsters do," Tao Huaian looked at He Yuanzhou with a sneer, "You really are going back as you live."
He Yuanzhou became a little annoyed: "I'm not! I was just..."
"You almost violated the alliance regulations just now, and you know what will happen," Tao Huaian's tone suddenly became severe, "Next time, you will be at your own risk, so get out."
He Yuanzhou glared at Tao Huai'an unwillingly: "I'm here to seek revenge on you!"
"Anyway, you won't be able to beat me, you'll only rely on some dirty tricks." Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.
"Hmph! What a sleazy trick! Didn't you get caught last time!" He Yuanzhou said triumphantly.
"If you hit it once, you won't hit it a second time."
He Yuanzhou chuckled: "Then maybe!"
"Losing money!"
Tang Xiaochuan hid behind Tao Huaian and shouted pretentiously.
Thinking of what happened just now, He Yuanzhou still felt guilty: "...It's not like I won't pay!"
"Then you pay it quickly! Pay it now!" Tang Xiaochuan grabbed Tao Huaian's shoulder and snorted coldly at He Yuanzhou.
He Yuanzhou was furious: "We are fighting now! Can you be more serious!"
"I don't care, you lose money first!" Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes.
He Yuanzhou: "..."
This intrusive human!
He really should eat this human being first!
Just when the atmosphere fell into a stalemate, a cell phone rang suddenly.
Tang Xiaochuan touched his pocket subconsciously, only to find that it wasn't his.
Tao Huai'an looked at He Yuanzhou expressionlessly, and it didn't look like he belonged to him either.
He Yuanzhou glared at the two people opposite him viciously, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and was about to connect it, perhaps because his hands were shaking with anger, he pressed it to put it on the outside.
Then a roar came from He Yuanzhou's cell phone.
"He Yuanzhou! Aren't you in the hospital? Where did you go? Do you know how many reporters are waiting outside the ward to interview you? Where are you?!"
Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback by the angry roar, and subconsciously grabbed Tao Huaian's arm.
Tao Huaian turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan, pursed his lips, and said nothing.
He Yuanzhou, who was still majestic and arrogant, suddenly looked like a defeated rooster: "Jin, Jin Dong, why did you call me yourself?"
"You are the first brother of our company. The first brother was injured in filming and was hospitalized. How can I, the boss, not come to express his condolences?" The person on the other end of the phone sneered, "But looking at it now, you can still run around alive and kicking , it seems that you will be able to leave the hospital tomorrow and continue filming, I will call Director Zhang right now and tell you that you will be able to return to the set tomorrow."
He Yuanzhou was immediately dumbfounded: "Jin Dong..."
"Why don't you hurry back to the hospital?"
He Yuanzhou struggled: "But..."
"If you don't come back within 10 minutes, I'll eat you!"
He Yuanzhou said weakly: "Can you stop threatening me like this, anyway, I am also a national first-class protected animal..."
The phone was hung up.
He Yuanzhou put down the phone in embarrassment, and then gave Tao Huaian a hard look: "...I will spare you this time!"
Tao Huaian sneered: "Get out, get out, remember to lose money before you get out."
He Yuanzhou was angry: "...Why are you all like this, it's like I can't afford it! Isn't it just a window!"
"Who told you not to go through the door, but to go through the window." Tao Huaian said flatly.
"Isn't there a scene where I break through the window and break into the room right now? I'm going to find out..." He Yuanzhou muttered to himself while touching his pocket. After he took out the wallet, he took out a bag without looking at it Stacks of hundred-dollar bills were thrown away.
"Hmph! Remember it! Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!"
After Tang Xiaochuan picked up all the hundred-yuan bills scattered on the ground, He Yuanzhou had disappeared.
Tao Huaian looked at the direction in which He Yuanzhou left, with a pensive expression on his face.
"Who is that Jin Dong?" Tang Xiaochuan recalled He Yuanzhou's cowardice when he answered the phone just now, and couldn't help gossiping, "Is he the boss of He Yuanzhou's company? He is also your... kind? He Yuanzhou seems to be afraid of him? "
Tao Huaian withdrew his gaze, and said calmly, "Yes, his original form is a leopard."
"A leopard opened an entertainment company, and the first brother is actually a peacock?" Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. He suddenly thought of something, "Wait, are there more? In our human society, are there Many of your kind?"
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows noncommittally.
The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched again. When he thought of a big boss or leader he had seen on TV, the courier boy he often met, or the shampoo girl in the barber shop downstairs... these people may not be human, he Immediately the whole person is not well.
"……and many more!"
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly thought of the most important thing. He stared blankly at Tao Huai'an: "You just said...you don't like Qiankun's strokes. Could it be, could it be...he too?"
Tao Huaian was silent for a while, then sneered: "Yes, he is too."
It took Tang Xiaochuan a full minute to accept the setting that the male god is not human.
One minute later, Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huaian with difficulty: "Then what is he?"
Tao Huaian said expressionlessly: "A thousand-year-old ginkgo tree from the depths of the Qinling Mountains."
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
It doesn't matter that his male god is not a human being, but now he has been kicked out of the category of animals!
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