On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

"A thousand-year-old ginkgo tree from the depths of the Qinling Mountains?"

"……ginkgo?"

It took Tang Xiaochuan a full 5 minutes to accept with difficulty that his male god is not a human being but a plant. Of course he has seen ginkgo trees. Not only has he seen them, but he has also eaten ginkgo fruit. It turned out that it was a tree that changed, and his whole body was a little bit bad, and his world view that was already on the verge of breaking was once again crumbling and trembling.

Tao Huaian obviously didn't want to say more, he nodded casually, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, lowered his head and played with it: "...he is not a good person, you better not like him."

"What do you mean? Why do you say that?" Tang Xiaochuan asked Tao Huai'an suspiciously, "Do you have any enmity with him? Just like He Yuanzhou?" A panda spirit... what kind of hatred can a tree and a panda have?

One is the living fossil of the animal kingdom, and the other is the living fossil of the plant kingdom. Why should the living fossil embarrass the living fossil?

Tao Huaian pursed his lips: "You don't need to know that, anyway, I don't like him, and you shouldn't like him either."

Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "Wait, it's none of my business that you hate him, why don't you let me like him if you don't like him?"

Tao Huaian paused, didn't say anything, just continued to play with the phone with a cold face and lowered head.

Tang Xiaochuan was very puzzled, but seeing that Tao Huaian didn't want to say more, he couldn't continue to ask, so he could only put the matter aside.

"Oh, the window is broken like this. If the landlord sees it, he will definitely scold me to death. It seems that he has to call someone to repair it before he finds out." Tang Xiaochuan looked at the broken glass on the floor and muttered, " If you don’t go through the good door, you have to go through the window, it’s really wrong!”

"I'll fix it later." Tao Huaian said calmly.

"Are you coming? Can you repair it?" Tang Xiaochuan blurted out subconsciously after glancing at Tao Huai'an, but soon he realized that the guy in front of him was not an ordinary person at all. "Okay, then I'll leave it to you...then I'll save the money for the next time we go out for a big meal!" He waved the stack of hundred-yuan bills in his hand towards Tao Huaian. .

Tao Huaian said blankly, "As long as you don't drink next time, that's fine."

Tang Xiaochuan rubbed his nose: "...I don't pour a cup every time, I only pour a cup when I'm in a bad mood. Today is a special case."

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, and after a while, he said calmly: "It's not worth being sad for that kind of person."

"Well," Tang Xiaochuan smiled, "I know, so this is the last time."

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan again, seeing Tang Xiaochuan's expression was calm, so he lowered his head and continued playing with his mobile phone.

"It's very late now, you didn't eat anything at noon, you must be hungry now, I'll make dinner." Tang Xiaochuan calmed down and smiled at Tao Huaian.

"...Quick-frozen dumplings again?" Tao Huaian asked without raising his head.

"Of course not. I'm tired of eating that all the time. Let's make some home-cooked food today." Tang Xiaochuan touched the back of his head and smiled a little embarrassedly. "But there is no food in the refrigerator. I'll go out and buy some food. .”

At this time, most of the stalls in the vegetable market are off work, so Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables.

He doesn't know how to cook many dishes, but some simple home-cooked dishes are no problem. After walking around the fresh food section of the supermarket, he roughly drew up the menu for today's dinner in his mind, and then happily planned Make scrambled eggs with tomatoes and fried meat with shredded radish, and stir-fry vegetables to make a soup...it's perfect!

When he went around to the radish area, he found that there was only the last radish left in the radish box. He was about to reach for the last radish, but one hand grabbed the radish at the same time as him .

It was a very beautiful hand, fair and slender, second only to the most beautiful hand Tang Xiaochuan had ever seen, and considered the second most beautiful hand Tang Xiaochuan had ever seen in his life.

He subconsciously looked up that hand, and saw a...beautiful girl in overalls.

His eyes paused for a moment on the indistinguishable male and female face opposite, and he was not sure that the person in front of him was classified as a beautiful girl. With such a small face, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to be a man, right?

The beautiful girl on the opposite side has a standard small face the size of a palm, a pair of big and round eyes, the eyes seem a little innocent, a small nose and a small mouth, she looks very pretty, with bangs over her eyebrows and Qi Er's younger sister was wearing a pair of creamy white overalls, a youthful breath came over her face, just like a junior high school student who just stepped into the campus.

Tang Xiaochuan saw that the other party was a girl, a young girl, and immediately withdrew his hand: "Take it."

The little beauty blinked her eyes: "You should take it."

Tang Xiaochuan rubbed his nose: "How dare I, a man like me, have the nerve to rob a little sister, you take it, I will take something else."

After listening to Tang Xiaochuan's words, the little beauty on the opposite side immediately smiled. The smile seemed a bit intriguing. She picked up the radish from the box, but threw it into Tang Xiaochuan's shopping basket: "Take it, actually I don't like it. Eat carrots."

Tang Xiaochuan was a little puzzled, since this little beauty doesn't like to eat radishes, why did she buy radishes? It can't be just to strike up a conversation with him, right?Although he likes beautiful girls, he doesn't like such a young little sister!

"You..." The little beauty on the opposite side paused for a moment, then blinked her big eyes at Tang Xiaochuan, "Do you think I look familiar?"

Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback when he heard the words, could it be that this guy really came to strike up a conversation?

He looked up and down the little beauty on the opposite side, and shook his head honestly: "No, have we met?" But this kind of "have we met somewhere" way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned, right?

"Well, it seems that I remembered wrongly," the little beauty's eyes dimmed, as if she was a little disappointed, "... We probably haven't met before."

Tang Xiaochuan was a little puzzled, he stared at the little beauty in front of him for a few more times, and after confirming that he had never seen this little beauty before, he smiled: "Maybe it's because I have a popular face. Bar."

"Your looks are not popular." The little beauty blinked her eyes, "You look very good-looking."

Before Tang Xiaochuan had time to feel ashamed of the beauty's compliment, he heard the other party continue to say: "The smell on my body is also very fragrant..."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He couldn't help but wondered again, it wasn't the first time he had heard someone say that about him, before Tao Huaian and He Yuanzhou seemed to say that his smell "smells delicious", which should mean his smell It smells good, right?But the problem is that he never uses perfume, even the shower gel is just a very ordinary mint scent, does the mint smell delicious?

Realizing that he seemed to have said something that shouldn't be said, the little beauty on the opposite side stuck out her tongue: "It's late, I'm leaving first, see you next time if you have a chance."

Tang Xiaochuan blinked suspiciously: "You are destined...bye."

"I believe we will meet again soon." The little beauty winked at Tang Xiaochuan, her eyes a little mysterious.

After Tang Xiaochuan silently watched the little beauty leave, he just felt baffled in his heart. After a while, he realized belatedly that the guy just now was probably an insurance salesman or some other salesman, right?When we meet again next time, we can use the excuse of "fate" to sell him insurance or other products... Or is this simply a new type of fraud?

Although that little beauty looks very young, everything these days is about winning by surprise!

Tang Xiaochuan's brain hole became bigger and bigger. After a while, he lowered his head and sniffed on his shoulder. However, after sniffing for a long time, he didn't smell anything except the faint smell of washing powder. arrive.

Where does the "smells delicious" smell come from him?

After buying vegetables and returning home, while cooking, Tang Xiaochuan remembered the adventure in the supermarket just now. The more he thought about it, the more he felt inexplicable, so he finally couldn't help but asked Tao Huai'an during dinner.

"You and He Yuanzhou both said that I have a smell on my body. What kind of smell is on my body?"

Tao Huaian, who was holding chopsticks and was about to pick up vegetables, paused for a moment. He looked up at Tang Xiaochuan: "Why do you ask this?"

"I'm curious." Tang Xiaochuan lowered his head and sniffed his shoulder again. This time there was only a faint smell of oily smoke. "If others say that you have a strange smell, wouldn't you be curious?"

Tao Huai'an was silent for a moment, then frowned and said: "It's hard to describe, sometimes there is, sometimes not, even if there is, it is very short, fleeting."

Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose: "The more I listen to your description, the more strange it becomes. Do you know what it is?"

Tao Huaian paused, then slowly shook his head.

"Even you don't know," Tang Xiaochuan shrugged, "Forget it, it's not a very important thing anyway, let's eat."

Watching Tao Huai'an pick up a chopstick and eat the dish, he chuckled: "How does it taste?"

"It's okay." Tao Huaian said lightly.

"The reaction is so dull, forget it, anyway, you must be used to delicacies from mountains and seas, and look down on these clear soups and side dishes." Tang Xiaochuan nodded generously, "I forgive you."

Tang Xiaochuan ate and ate, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and logged into Koukou.

The bright moon shines on the river: Damn it!God Canghai reposted it himself!It seems things are getting worse!

Merry in white clothes: Tianya is completely out of play now, because of the stabbing incident before, he lost all the favorability of passers-by. Once the plagiarism incident broke out this time, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is blamed by thousands of people.

Qingshan Kuanglang: Whoever asked him to copy who was not good, ran to copy Canghai God, who doesn't know that Canghai God's fans are number one in fighting power, so this is a hornet's nest!

The bright moon shines on Dajiang: He thinks he copied it brilliantly, so he won't be discovered by others, tsk tsk

Merry in White: Facts have proved that people are doing it, and the sky is watching

Qingshan Kuanglang: It's really self-inflicted and you can't live!

Baichuan Guihai: What happened again?

The bright moon shines on the river: Baichuan, you still don’t know?God Canghai personally reposted the color palette just now!It is Tianya copying the color palette of his "Wen Tian"!This is the first time ever!Who doesn't know that Canghai God's "Wen Tian" is a masterpiece of plagiarism, and a novel that plagiarizes "Wen Tian" will explode every once in a while, but so many times before, when did Cang Hai God repost it?This time, he retweeted it!

Merry in White Clothes: To some extent, Tianya was flopped by the Great God of the Sea?

Qingshan Kuanglang: Am I the only one who thinks that this timing is too coincidental?

The bright moon shines on the river: Qingshan, you are not alone!

Merry in White: Qingshan, you are definitely not alone!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Could it be that the Great God of Canghai really turned into a blue face in anger? @百川归海

Baichuan Guihai: ...that's enough, you rotten men!

The bright moon shines on the river: The God of Canghai must have true love for you! @百川归海

Merry in White Clothes: The Great God of the Sea must be true love for you [email protected] Baichuanguihai

Qingshan Kuanglang: The God of Canghai must be true love for you[email protected] All rivers return to the sea

Baichuan Guihai: Roll on, I'm going to eat!

The bright moon shines on Dajiang: ... such a coincidence?Canghai God just posted a Weibo saying that he was eating!

Merry in White: Why do you guys eat at the same spot?Did you have dinner together?

Qingshan Kuanglang: I seem to have accidentally learned some shocking secrets that I can't remember!

Hundred Rivers Returning to the Sea: ...

Tang Xiaochuan opened Weibo in a bit of bewilderment. Sure enough, on the homepage, he saw the latest Weibo that Tao Huaian had just posted not long ago. He attached a selfie and a photo of the food on the table. He took a closer look. Isn't the dining table in that photo the same dining table in his house?

Look at the text attached by Tao Huaian: I haven't eaten home-cooked food for a long time, and it's not bad to try it occasionally.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He raised his head and glanced at Tao Huai'an who was opposite him, and then looked at the dishes on the dining table, and then he came to a heavy conclusion that Tao Huai'an's photos were much better looking than the ones he actually made!

He lowered his head again, and clicked on Tao Huai'an's Weibo comment. Tao Huai'an's fans are worthy of being "the number one in combat power in the circle". From these two simple photos, many clues can be seen.

"I've never seen this dining table before. This must not be the male god's house. The male god went to someone else's house as a guest? My noble, glamorous and independent male god actually has friends? And judging by the male god's tone... no, definitely not Girlfriend! I don't believe it!"

"The face of the male god is still so good-looking! But the male god can't cook? So who is the person sitting opposite the male god?"

"Am I the only one who thinks that the male god has posted several Weibo posts for one person recently? It seems to be a little transparent writer who writes fantasy novels like the male god..."

"You are not alone in front of me, I thought of it too! Oops, I seem to want to stand up to the cult CP of the male god X Xiaotransparent, wait a minute, I am obviously the male god X mine!"

"Don't struggle in the front! I have happily stood up as the CP of the sea and rivers! The male god in the past was so cold and cold, and there were not many friends in the circle. Now he is so angry that he is blue. I can't help but reveal it. The gratified aunt laughs!"

"What the hell are the seas and rivers? Could it be the sea scholar X Baichuan returning to the sea? Help...Thinking about it, it seems a bit touching! The big god is so transparent, it's a classic drama in danmei novels!"

"You still don't know what the vast ocean is? Hurry up and click on the following CP building link to open the door to a new world! Open your mouth and eat Amway!"

……

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

Wait, what is the sea and the sea?Could it be what he imagined?

He looked at the link silently, hesitating whether to click it, he always felt that something terrible would happen if he clicked it...

Just when Tang Xiaochuan was struggling in every possible way, a call popped up suddenly.

After seeing the caller ID, he was taken aback for a moment.

He stared at the name on the caller ID, and was stunned for more than ten seconds, until Tao Huaian, who was opposite him, put down his chopsticks and asked, "Whose phone is it?"

Tang Xiaochuan sighed: "...the one who wields the sword to the end of the world."

Although he had already blocked Zhanjian Tianya on the button, he hadn't had time to unblock Zhanjian Tianya on his mobile phone, and he didn't expect that Zhanjian Tianya would dare to call him at this time .

Tang Xiaochuan felt that he had far underestimated the thickness of Tianya's face.

Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes slightly: "Go ahead."

"Really want to answer?" Tang Xiaochuan hesitated for a moment, but he didn't really want to answer Jianjian Tianya's call.

"Go on," Tao Huai'an narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I'm curious what else he wants to say."

Tang Xiaochuan hesitated for a moment, until the phone rang again after hanging up naturally, then he pressed the answer button and put it on.

Soon, the voice of holding the sword Tianya sounded.

Compared with the previous meeting, Tianya's voice at this time was hoarse and unpleasant, it sounded like sandpaper grinding a wall, he first called Tang Xiaochuan: "... Baichuan."

Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a while, and then asked without emotion: "What's the matter?"

"Baichuan, I was wrong," Zhanjian Tianya apologized unexpectedly, although he didn't know how sincere he was, "I was really wrong. I was sorry for you before, but now I know I was wrong. I will send you an apology on Weibo, and I will post a new chapter in the book to apologize to you..."

Tang Xiaochuan was expressionless: "Just tell me, what do you want?"

Zhanjian Tianya was silent for a while, and then said hoarsely: "I recognize everything else, only the publication, you know, I have been looking forward to the publication for so many years, I have worked hard for so long, and finally I have The hope of publishing, you can’t deprive me of my hope! I’ve accepted everything else, only this matter…”

Tang Xiaochuan sneered: "Are you willing to publish the copied things?"

"I didn't copy it!" Tianya's tone suddenly became agitated, "It's been so many years, Baichuan, don't you understand me? Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

"No, I don't understand you," Tang Xiaochuan sighed, "I thought I understood you, but now I realize that I don't understand you at all."

"...The thing before was that I was obsessed with ghosts for a while!" Zhanjian Tianya begged in a low voice, "I let Lulu take your USB flash drive because I was crazy. At that time, she told me that she was pregnant, and she Let me think about our future, that's why I... I was infatuated for a while! I'm sorry for you! Now I know I was wrong! I asked Lulu to return the U disk to you, and I apologize to you together with her! As long as You persuade Canghai Scholar to give me back the opportunity to publish!"

Tang Xiaochuan said coldly: "Apologizing is what you should do. Why do you use it to negotiate terms with me?"

"By the way, I would like to advise you again, the stolen things are not your own after all."

"I didn't steal it! I really didn't steal it!" Zhanjian Tianya became excited again, "Do you think I stole it? Do you think I can't write such a novel? Do other people think so, even you think so ?”

Tang Xiaochuan raised his head and glanced at Tao Huaian who was opposite him: "Then why don't you argue with him yourself?"

Tianya holding sword on the other end of the phone was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Tao Huai'an, who had been keeping silent all this time, suddenly spoke, and he smiled mockingly: "Isn't it?"

"Is there anyone else beside you?" Tianya Zhanjian suddenly became alert, "...Who? Who is it?!"

"What do you think?" Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, although Tianya couldn't see the sword on the other end of the phone, "Aren't you very righteous just now? Now the real master is here, you continue to talk."

Tianya hung up the phone without the slightest hesitation.

Hearing the "beep" sound coming from the mobile phone, Tang Xiaochuan looked at Tao Huai'an opposite and shrugged helplessly.

"It is estimated that he will not call again in the future."

Tao Huaian smiled lazily while holding his chin: "I have finally seen the upper limit of a person's skin thickness."

Tang Xiaochuan blocked Zhanjian Tianya casually, although he knew that Zhanjian Tianya would never call again, but he still didn't want this name to be an eyesore in his contact list: "Leave him alone, let's have dinner , the dishes are going to be cold."

"By the way," Tang Xiaochuan was about to pick up some food, when he suddenly paused, "What does Tianya mean by saying that he lost the opportunity to publish?" Got wind soon?But before there is a judgment, Tianya with Sword is at most suspected of plagiarism right now?

Tao Huaian said lightly: "I just talked to that publishing company."

"Hmph, you deserve it," Tang Xiaochuan only felt very happy, "You have committed evil, you can't live!"

Tao Huaian slightly hooked the corners of his lips and smiled faintly.

Looking at Tao Huaian's smile, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help touching his nose: "Well, thank you this time."

"You're welcome," Tao Huaian said calmly, "It's not purely for you, it's just incidental."

"...Okay," Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "Although I know you didn't do this to help me, but just incidentally, thank you for helping me."

Tao Huaian paused for a moment, then turned his head and responded softly: "...um."

"In order to repay you," Tang Xiaochuan said sincerely, "I must teach you how to fall in love!"