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Faced with the chaotic situation in Honmaru early in the morning, several fusangshen managed to persuade the angry Xiaohumaru, and suggested that it would not be too late to clarify the matter first.

Mikazuki Zongjin, who had always kept a bewildered smile, asked the child kindly: "Son, what does your father look like?"

Zhengtai thought for a few seconds, "Are you talking about... my father?"

"Yes, what kind of person is he?"

"Oh! Dad, he has fluffy white hair!" Daidai pulled the hair on the top of his head, very proudly, "It's the same as me!"

The men with swords and swords onlookers nodded one after another, Comrade Tsurumaru meets the first rule√

"The skin is also very white!"

Looking at the little guy with rosy skin, San Riyue pinched his face with a smile and asked, "Is there any more?"

The eyes of Fusangshen who communicate silently with each other are a bit wrong, and Tsurumaru also meets the second rule√

"Hmm... She loves to laugh a lot!"

——Tsuramaru Kuninaga is indeed a guy who likes to laugh very much, so it is in line with the third rule√

Xiaohuwan's face sank like water, and he didn't say a word.However, Imaken, who was only as tall as his waist, stood on tiptoe and silently pushed his half-unsheathed knife back.In the current situation, only brothers from the Santiao family would dare to do such a thing.

Sanriyue smiled brighter, "Hahaha, sounds like a good man."

"Of course my father is the best!" Zhengtai announced loudly, "and he is still tall!"

He looked around and pointed to the melon-eating crowd Chang Gubu, who looked confused, "Here, he's about the same height as that uncle!"

To a child, Tsurumaru did indeed look about the same height as Hasebe.

"Why am I an uncle and His Royal Highness Sanriyue is an elder brother..."

Hasebe was so entangled that he didn't see the subtle expressions of "Oh, Kuohewan is dead" from the crowd around him.

In the next second, Xiaohuwan turned around and ran away!Aim straight for some guy's room!

A group of people were so scared that they hurriedly chased after him.

"His Highness Kohomaru, calm down!"

"Maybe it's a misunderstanding!"

Only Sanriyue grabbed the trouser leg of Ishikimaru who was running the slowest, and lowered her head with a smile to ask the little Zhengtai who was full of puzzlement.

"Son, do you want to meet your father? Hahaha."

"Hey...is dad here..." He muttered blankly, then nodded immediately, "Okay!"

"Good, then, His Highness Ishikirimaru, please take this child to see the excitement."

The old man said that the bones were soft and he couldn't hold the child anymore.

"This is really..." Ishikimaru, who was cleverly blacked out, scratched the bridge of his nose helplessly, bent down and picked up the brat, "Alright, let's pray for His Highness Tsurumaru."

Kokomaru didn't care what they were yelling behind him, he rushed straight into Tachi's bedroom, and directly dragged Tsurumaru Kuninaga out of the bed, who was only wearing a white singlet - literally, grabbed Hold the ankle, lift the quilt, and drag it out.

"Wait! What happened! Your Highness Kokomaru, is this a new scare for you?" Tsurumaru yelled while hugging his quilt tightly. He was woken up inexplicably. Seeing Kohomaru's murderous expression, he was so frightened that he almost yelled molestation.

"It's nothing." Xiaohuwan's face was full of capitalized fox-like indifference, "I want to ask you to go to the hand practice field to practice."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was startled when he heard that.

That's going to happen!I will definitely be severely injured on the spot!If Hand Held could smash knives, he would definitely be beaten until there was no iron slag left, right? !

At this time, the onlookers who rushed over with Xiao Zhengtai in their arms finally arrived in time.

Xiaohumaru pointed behind him, "Please, Tsurumaru, please explain, who is this child?"

The man in the green priestly uniform slowly raised the young lady sitting in his arms, just like the old baboon priest in the movie "The Lion King" who specially showed off the newborn lion cubs.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga felt very confused, he was very surprised why this group of people looked at him strangely, wasn't it the Xiong nephew brought back by the god judge last night.

"Isn't this stupid, you wake up so early."

Everyone looked at Tsurumaru Kuninaga in astonishment—I'm sorry!Even the nickname is taken!And said it wasn't your son!

My lord, I am sorry for you!

Thinking of this, Xiaohumaru let go of her hand subconsciously, feeling sad for a moment.Tsurumaru's leg hit the ground with a "slap", and the latter grinned in pain.

"What are you all doing here?"

The interrogator who finally got up poked his head out from behind the crowd, not quite understanding why everyone was watching his disheveled boyfriend this early in the morning—could this be a gay Honmaru? !

In this world, it's okay to compete with men of the same sex, but here, you still have to fight with men... Life is really at stake!

Xiaohuwan was the first to notice a delicious little girl who was a god judge in the crowd, and hurriedly asked her, "My lord! Can you tell everyone, who is the father of this child?"

"Huh?" Shan looked at the little nephew who was also confused, "You mean his father? Of course it's my brother."

Swordsmen: ...

——Ahhh, is the German orthopedic site so scary? This answer is even worse. If I had known it earlier, I wouldn’t have asked. I’d rather let Tsurumaruki become a father! ! !

"Why do you show such a broken expression?" The judge was even more dissatisfied. She was starving to death early in the morning, and she still had to look for her little nephew who was running around, lest he accidentally fall into the ditch, " This is the son of my brother and my sister-in-law, not mine."

At this time, Xiao Zhengtai also said aggrievedly, "Auntie, I'm so hungry."

The person next to him widened his eyes: Aunt?Not mom or mother?

"Okay, okay." Shan said perfunctorily, then turned to ask Candlestick Mitsutaka, who was still unable to recover, "Guangzhong, have you cooked?"

"...Too bad! The rice is about to burn!"

Mitsutada, who lost track of time in order to watch the excitement, rushed away immediately.

"Okay, okay, it's all a misunderstanding." Sanriyue waved her hand, "So it's the lord's nephew, let's leave."

Watching Tsurumaru Kuninaga continue to be disheveled and being taken away by Kohumaru to "exercise his muscles and bones", and everyone scattered contentedly, Sugi always felt that they seemed to be hiding some kind of bad guess from himself.

After thinking for a long time, she couldn't figure out what it was, so she could only sigh:

"What a bunch of weirdos."

It turned out to be a bad start to the day with burnt rice for breakfast.

That night, when the inquisitor was sleeping soundly, he felt someone touching his face.She thought it was her little nephew who slept with her and was afraid of ghosts at night, so she murmured subconsciously: "Stay dumb...don't make trouble."

That hand seemed to be stiff for a moment, thinking that Shan was just talking in her sleep, she skillfully got into the warm blanket.However, this person realized something was wrong after crawling in!

And the judge opened his eyes all of a sudden!

It happened to meet those shining golden eyes.

"Why are you?"

Sugi was very surprised, looking at Tsurumaru who was only taught to be a man by the Santiao boss during the day, she stretched out her hand to touch his side face with a bit of distress.

The white-haired Fu Sangshen calmly rubbed her warm palm, but his face was a little subtle.

"I wasn't the one who crawled in in the middle of the night, could it be someone else... That's really an incredible fright."

"There's no such thing!" The judge blushed angrily, and he could see it clearly even in the dim room, "I like it...it's obviously only you!"

Tsurumaru was stunned for a moment, and then smiled apologetically: "Ah, I'm sorry, I was joking."

Saying this, he tried to put him in his arms to sleep as usual, but Shan pushed him away.

"Go away, don't come to see me at night during this time."

"Ok?"

Before the judge could explain more, a third white-haired little one appeared under the quilt between the two of them.

Tsurumaru & God Judge who were caught on the spot: ...

Shan asked her boyfriend silently with her eyes: 【Now you understand why I drove you away in such a hurry? 】

【……Understood】

"Auntie, you are so noisy." The little nephew rubbed his eyes, "Is it time to get up already?"

Turning his head in a daze, he saw Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was lying on his side with a smile on his face but was a little embarrassed no matter how he looked, and suddenly became excited: "Aren't you that uncle?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "...why do you sleep here!"

The little nephew hugged the examiner's waist proudly, "Because my aunt wants to sleep with me!"

Faced with her boyfriend's intentionally sad eyes, Shan hastily mouthed "he is afraid of ghosts" and told him quietly.

Tsurumaru understood, and when he looked at Daidai again, he showed a malicious smile, "Dadai, you are so old, why do you still need others to sleep with you? If you continue like this, you won't grow up to be a man oh."

"And then, when you grow up, will you be as old as you?"

Tsurumaru: Meow meow?

The judge viciously patted the child's head, and he didn't see Tsurumaru's expression of astonishment and shock.

The little nephew, who was covering his head, was upset. He looked up at the aunt who was frowning, and then at the white-haired uncle in front of him who had been hit so sadly. He muttered, "Why did you hit me... Get married if you like, I can ask my dad to pay the handling fee for the marriage."

Sugi really wanted to die, and while desperately covering the bear's mouth, she forced a smile on her face and said to Tsurumaru: "This kid doesn't understand anything, and he remembers everything that adults say casually—" —You...why do you seem to be very excited?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga took her hand and held it in his own.

"I'm tired of hiding like this. I want to declare my love openly and give everyone a fright. So," he said in a sad tone, "—let's get married, my lord!"

"Let's give birth to a baby crane to play with! Anyway, Dadai said so, our eldest brother will pay for it."

Shan & Daidai: ...

——Have you already called "big brother"!horrible!

Follow-up:

A month later, they were married.

Although he was arrested by the elder brother of the god judge and fought again, and was tortured by the god judge's old father for a full three hours before passing the level, Tsurumaru Kuninaga succeeded in abducting the girl.

It's just that at the wedding, Xiaohumaru got drunk for the first time, put his arms around Tsurumaru's shoulders, and threatened him that if he didn't treat the lord better, not only himself, but other swordsmen in Honmaru would chop him up.

This little fox ball is drunk and crazy, and everyone is busy tossing the hangover soup, but Sanriyue is still hahaha, "good, good", and pretends to be the lord's natal family.

In short, the scene was very happy.

Tsurumaru also felt very happy, but he didn't expect that Honmaru's career as a public enemy after marriage has just begun~

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The author has something to say:

Fox Ball: ...I feel bitter.

Grandpa: Happy!