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"What is this... I don't want to admit that this kind of guy can also be our judge."

Sitting in the corridor, California Kiyomitsu complained to Yaken Toshiro who had let himself go.

This California Qingguang is a good Qingguang. He loves to dress up, show off his cuteness and love the protagonist. There is no trend of falling into the dark at present. Sunshine is very positive. He should be given a certificate of three good students.

Then he discovered that all the advantages he was proud of were useless when facing this lord.

As for Yaken Toshiro, it is the second knife from this new Honmaru, with all50 resources, forged by force under the novice guidance of Honosuke.

Logically speaking, he is a dagger known for his reliable, beautiful legs and low-pitched guns in the group of swordsmen. My sister's backup... But now since he came to this maru, after seeing the new general, he can't even say a complete sentence.

The reason is obviously the same as that of California Qingguang.

because!The judge of this hommaru—is actually a fish!

Be funny!What kind of judge is a fish!Wouldn't it be nice to run to your little fish pond obediently!What are you doing here to disturb so many human affairs? !

And how did Foxnosuke hold back his appetite and didn't take it away and eat it!

What is the government of the time thinking!Do you want to entrust this small fish with hot pot base to a group of fusangshen?It is necessary to change the water regularly every day, bask in the sun to sterilize and feed, right?

In this regard, Yaoken Fujishiro wanted to complain about something, but unfortunately complaining is not his attribute.

So he pinched his nose and recognized the general.

...Although he still feels that such a "general" is not enough to make a hot pot, and it is not enough to stuff the gaps between his teeth.

Ah.

"puff--"

The small blue-black fish in the small fish tank spit out a bubble seemingly innocently, it is not big, a small fish, the kind of passer-by turtle that cannot be found in any fish pond or stream kind.

However, the golden sunlight above the head penetrated the water surface, shining a strange luster on its scales.

It has a color like steel.

Qing Guang and Yao Yan leaned head to head, leaned in front of the fish tank with confused faces, stared at the little fish swimming around, and remained silent.

There was an awkward silence for a while.

"What should we do next?" California Qingguang muttered in despair.

Yao Yan glanced at him, that look clearly capitalized helplessness: "Are you asking me?"

"Otherwise, do you think I'm asking... Master?"

When Qingguang uttered the word "Master", it was extremely difficult, and the little shame left was pulling his collar and roaring.

This child has never thought of accepting a fish as his master for so many years. If he did, then what is he?Pipi shrimp under the hands of the fish king?

However, Yao Yan didn't notice Qingguang's peculiar brain circuit, he just paused for a few seconds strangely, and then said: "The general's state...is really not suitable for speaking."

This is more than "not suitable", it is clearly "no way", and if a fish speaks, it will scare people to death.

Therefore, the judge in the fish tank patted his little tail angrily, making the water surface rattle.

If you are capable, bury your head in the bottom of the water and see if you can say a word?

The two who couldn't dodge in time were splashed with water, Qing Guang exclaimed and covered his face, his forehead was dripping with water.

"Oh my bangs! Quickly tidy up..."

Yao Yan wiped the water off his face expressionlessly, and asked his companion, "Have you learned any instructions from the general's gesture of splashing water?"

"...I'm relatively dull, and I don't understand anything." California Qingguang said depressedly, "It may want us to change the water or sprinkle some feed on it."

As a result, after the fish feed was sprinkled, the small blue-black fish circled around the small red and green feed pellets twice, and swam away arrogantly.He didn't touch any of the feed and let it sink to the bottom of the tank.

Therefore, while looking at each other, the two who failed to feed felt that their future was even more gloomy.

Completely forget that your job is a knife.

But our lovely Qingguang used his brains and thought hard-what should the master want to eat?

Fortunately, there is Yaoyan to accompany him to worry about it - it is easy to smooth the hair of a human being, but it is difficult to smooth the scales of a fish.

Finally someone came to a witty conclusion.

"The general must want to eat fresh little sandworms!"

Yaoken said confidently.

Qingguang was shocked, he felt that he should throw this short knife into the knife solution pool.And how did Comrade Yaken Toshiro come up with such a disgusting answer?

"We have to believe in science!" Brother Yao, who was flipping through the encyclopedia, swore, claiming that the little sandworm would definitely whet the appetite of those who judged God!If this method fails, then punish him to grow ten centimeters taller tomorrow!

California Qingguang could no longer hold back the desire to complain: "No matter how you look at it, you won't lose money, Yaoyan!"

Yaoken smiled slightly, automatically blocked the other party's complaints, took out the small bucket and sand shovel, and said a line of the animation protagonist that the audience is familiar with.

"Send Daxing to catch jellyfish... Oh no, let's catch sandworms!"

"What, I'm so cute, I'm obviously SpongeBob SquarePants..."

California Qingguang mumbled and went with him, leaving the small fish tank in the corridor still in place. Seeing them go away, the little blue-black fish shook its body and jumped out of the water!

In the air in the small courtyard, there was a sound of roaring sea waves without warning, like the roar of a giant beast neighing on the bottom of the sea, but it subsided in an instant.In the originally empty corridor, there appeared a little girl in a blue-black robe. She didn't look big, she was only fifteen or sixteen years old, but her eyes were full of the vicissitudes of time.

"Damn mental retardation."

She held her forehead and said to the air with a sore face.

"The fish feed is really bad."

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Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the yard, the god-inspector in robes reaching the ground quickly took a stroll around to familiarize himself with the surroundings, and decided to turn around and dig the most feng shui part of the Honmaru into a pond for his own enjoyment.

No one should compete with her for the pond, right?a little nervous.

Before she could turn around twice, she heard the sound of two people's footsteps outside. She was so frightened that she quickly changed back to her original form and jumped into the small fish tank with a plop.

Just at this moment, Yaoyan pushed the door open, holding a small bucket with a lid in his hand. Behind him, Qingguang Qingguang's face was pale, as if he had just experienced some kind of torture.

"We're back!"

The two knives said loudly, and didn't care whether she understood the words.

The god judge swam around curiously, and suddenly remembered what the dagger buddy said before he set off to catch jellyfish, and the small bucket in his hand now... suddenly had a bad guess.

really.

"I'm going to wash my hands first. I just dug the sand... my hands are dirty." Qing Guangyan said to Yao Yan, and then left the yard.

Wait a minute!In this way, wouldn't she be left to stay with this mad scientist!

Due to his own social phobia, the inquisitor couldn't jump out to say anything, and could only watch helplessly as the other party opened the lid of the keg, and took out a small khaki bug that was struggling frantically.

Creepy bugs!Live!Fuck!

"Does the general want to eat it?" Yao Yan asked her this fish with a smile, as if what she was holding was not some gravel-covered bug but an ordinary stone.

I don't want to eat it!take it away! !And I love your gloves!

She slapped the water with her little tail desperately, and swam around in the fish tank like crazy, splashing water everywhere.

Yaken Toshiro held the worm and couldn't help showing a surprised expression.

"Hey, do you want to eat that much?" Then he immediately returned to his normal respectful demeanor, and then threw the sandworm into the fish tank.

"General, don't worry, eat slowly."

Excited examiner: ...

She patted the surface of the water violently, and this time the water wave suddenly became higher, as if an invisible hand was controlling the water flow-the water flow violently threw the broken thing out before it touched the water surface.

The sandworm that picked up a small life fell wet on the ground outside, and quickly crawled away.

Yaken Toshiro looked at this little fish so excited that it almost burned a tank of water, what if the sandworms were gone?Fortunately, he is such a careful and reliable boy, he has already made many preparations!

Next, the examiner saw earthworms, caterpillars, butterflies, frogs and a series of creatures that Wanwu would never sell. The scary thing is that they all appeared as their own recipe menu...

When California Qingguang, who had cleaned up his appearance, came in cleanly, he saw the small blue-black fish jumping out of the water, which could no longer endure these dark dishes, and then slapped the snail hard with its tail. This movement was standard like a baseball player hit the ball!

As a result, the little snail was photographed directly into Yaken Toshiro's mouth!

--pretty!The ball went in!

However, Qingguang who was standing at the door was stunned, because he was nervous, he subconsciously shouted: "Yaoyan!"

Yaken, who was a little distracted at first, shivered all over, and actually "gurgled" and swallowed the thing in his mouth!

The next second, when he realized what he had eaten, his originally gentle expression suddenly turned ugly, as if he ate the brain of his own general.

Miserable.

Kai Qingguang was so frightened that his hands and feet were cold, knowing that he had caused trouble, he rushed over quickly in fright, dangling Yaken Toshiro's small body.

"I'm sorry! But Yaoyan, are you okay? Is it okay? Do you want to call the doctor?!"

"No...no need, I know a little bit of medical skills..."

Yaken Fujishiro explained with a forced smile, and at the same time looked at this colleague with a slightly resentful look, No. 12 times in his heart doubted whether this Honmaru had a future.

Hearing that he can do medicine himself, Qing Guang was relieved immediately, let him go quickly, and kept a little distance from the examiner with the small fish tank in his arms.

But Yaoyan doesn't think there is any way to relax. By the way, Qingguang, you relax too fast... Please!It was the raw snail he ate!It's not some western food like French grilled snails!

"How...how does it taste?"

Seeing his face changing back and forth, California Qingguang couldn't help asking.

Yao Yan was sadly silent for a while, and skipped this question evasively.

"I don't mention the taste, but it's the duty of a subordinate to try food for the general."

California Clear Light:  …

The god judge soaked in the small fish tank almost wanted to applaud each other with his fins, especially after eating a raw snail, he was able to forcibly find an excuse to relieve himself of responsibility!What a good comrade!

"Hey!" Qingguang sighed unabashedly, "You are too impatient, I told you on the way back just now - the master may like cooked food... We should boil those worms, snails and so on. Let's talk about it."

……What?

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Because Yaoyan ran out of ingredients they caught—mainly because a hundred of the god judges didn’t cooperate, and you probably wouldn’t want to cooperate—two poor knives can’t do anything with this fish, they are very tired Yaoyan, who ate a snail raw, said he was going to the kitchen to calm down.

Qing Guang watched him stagger away distressedly, picked up the small fish tank, and decided to do something serious.

What are you doing?manicure.

...It seems that in this situation, there is no way to ask the owner to help paint the nail polish. Kali Qingguang also doesn't want to paint the nail polish on Xiaoyu's body.

Let's go to rub the knife.But there is one more thing that must be settled before that.

"Who is the master planning to appoint as the sword servant?"

The young man asked about the fish in the fish tank in a good voice. It was a good thing he could maintain a cute expression and there was no laughing place.

The judge cared for the child with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, wasn't he the only one present?Do you have to call another knife far away in the kitchen to come back for a meeting?What a scheming.

So she patted the splash feebly, as a tacit consent.

Qing Guang immediately became very happy, hugged the small fish tank she was in and walked towards the destination, muttering along the way.

"Ah, I'm looking forward to it. But how should I wear the knives? Master, although your spiritual power has always been there, but if I do it alone, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it well... But If I complete this task beautifully, the master will definitely spoil me even more..."

What kind of mood is it to say "I wish a fish would pamper me more"!It sounds like it makes people feel sorry for your stupidity!

The appraiser started to spit bubbles boredly, did she think this guy was out of his mind?Why are there so many scenes?They were obviously not so talkative when they first met!

As a result, when she really started to perform the knives-scratching outfit, California Qingguang carefully put her fish tank aside, making sure that it would not bump into each other, and then began to try the knives-scratching outfit.

After rubbing more than a dozen, they were all cyan and white low-level sword outfits, and the troops were only light cavalry and light infantry. None of the golden sword outfits came out, and there were even three rubbing failures in the middle.

"I'm sorry, but this is enough for the time being... right?" Qing Guang said anxiously, he never knew that his luck could be so bad!Is this setting wrong? !

When he was talking, he also quietly glanced at the interrogator with the corner of his eye, trying to see if she was angry.

It failed.

My friend, let me tell you, you never want to see any vivid expression changes in a fish.The only thing you'll get is the gaze of a pair of dead fish eyes.

It is true that he is looking at him expressionlessly with a pair of dead fish eyes.

Although she is afraid to jump out due to social phobia, she still has basic common sense about the probability of shipping knives.

——But she should be too wrong, so I don't blame Qingguang's luck.

At the beginning, Dao saw that she hadn't moved for a long time, and only his voice echoed in the empty room, which seemed a bit desolate.And the god judge himself doesn't seem to care too much about whether the sword equipment produced is good or bad, and he still swims around on his own... California Qingguang couldn't help but sigh.

The master's attitude is as if he is treating them, whether it is a knife or anything else, he is just watching with a cold eye.

It's been like this from the beginning, since you don't care about anything, why did you come to be a God judge, and why... chose him?

What does the master think of them...

Thinking of this, a kind of unspeakable depression and depression filled my heart.

California Qingguang lowered her head sadly, holding a white knife set in her hand, the sudden increase in force from her fingertips almost crushed the hard knife set.

There was a dead silence in the air.

Suddenly, he heard someone sigh, and the air instantly became sticky and heavy, making the shoulders and bones of people feel aching.

In the next second, the hem of the blue-black robe came into the eyes of California Qingguang, which was a very old style.

He was the only one in the room, Yaken Toshiro was busy in the kitchen, so of course the second person was...

His pupils shrank sharply!The exclamation that almost blurted out was suppressed back into the throat by an invisible hand!

Since he couldn't make a sound, Qing Guang naturally wanted to look up subconsciously, but the sudden surge of invisible pressure in the air forced him to keep his head down and kneel.

Just when his whole body was stiff, a warm and white hand gently pressed on the top of his head.

"Silly boy...don't think too much."

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"Medicine..."

Fu Sangshen, who was holding a trash can in the kitchen, trying to retch and vomit, raised his head strangely, and looked towards the direction of the door.That little friend, California Qingguang, was running wildly with the expression of "the little girl went to hell", because the speed was so fast that the wind was too strong, and he even stuttered.

So Yaoken Fujishiro kindly answered, "Cheke is making trouble?"

"No! Yaoken——!!!" Qingguang braked profusely, almost tripping over the kitchen threshold, but fortunately, his high maneuverability gave full play to his agility.

"I saw the master!"

"What? You, are you talking about the deity of the general!" Yao Yan turned pale with shock, the trash can in his hand fell off, hit the floor with a bang, and rolled around twice angrily.

But none of the people present paid attention to the trash can, Yao Yan just asked anxiously: "What does the general look like?"

Does it look like a human or a monster...

California Qingguang's expression suddenly froze, he thought of the hem of the blue-black robe and the warm hands, but the pressure around the God-inspector made him unable to lift his head.So he could only reply helplessly: "I... I didn't see it."

Because he didn't know what happened, Yao Yan's eyes changed instantly, as if he was looking at a poor fool: "...Oh, that's a pity."

The atmosphere in the kitchen fell to a freezing point for a while, and at the same time, the two were slandering each other in their hearts that the other was a dog and a fool with only an appearance, and their brain circuits were completely out of sync.

"That." California Qingguang tried to save something in front of the other party, such as his IQ of running away, "The master is now at the knife maker's side, and it seems to be preparing to forge the knife—Yakuken, let's go and have a look~"

The black-haired brother Fu Sangshen was silent for a few seconds, turned around and ran out of the kitchen, and said: "I'm going to get something, just wait for me."

What he was holding was an "Encyclopedia of Animals and Plants", which was as thick as a brick and estimated to be as tall as the combined height of three god judges (small fish-shaped).

The two hurried to the forging room, only to find that because California Qingguang hadn't noticed that the blazing fire was too close to the small fish tank before leaving, the unlucky god judge was about to be cooked by the scorching heat.

"My God!"

In a panic, Qingguang rescued the master who was about to be cooked from the idiot knife maker. While feeling sorry for the blue-black little fish who was already turning his belly, he lamented his irreparable image.

As for Yao Yan, he checked the encyclopedia and casually asked Qing Guang how he helped forge the knife. After all, the God Judge seemed completely incapable of speaking.Unexpectedly, the latter said bluntly, "Actually, it is the master who wants to put in as many resources as he wants, and it just takes a few splashes of water. After I counted it, I followed the order to put in the materials."

Yao Yan looked up at the amount of resources put in, and felt that his general might not be able to shoot the number of one resource until his tail cramped, but he wisely didn't complain, but took out a magnifying glass from his crotch, lying on his stomach Check the creatures in the small fish tank on the ground.

The judge of the gods swam innocently. After getting away from the heat source, she felt that the water temperature gradually dropped was much better.

Sitting next to him waiting for the new sword to come out, California Qingguang felt that the location where the other party hid things was very confusing. He was indeed an old man from the Warring States period.

"Oh! I found out the breed of the general!"

Yao Yan excitedly pointed to a certain page in the book. The picture on it was printed with blue-black fish creatures, which were indeed very similar to the God-inspector.

Qing Guang came over curiously: "What kind of creature is that?"

"African crucian carp."

A god-inspector who casually transforms into a mortal fish species:? ? ?

For a while, the scene seemed even more embarrassing.

Suddenly, the new knives were forged, and the smiling knifesmith brought them over.Under the inexplicable and nervous gaze of the two Fusangshen, the god judge lazily flicked out some water full of spiritual power, which just splashed on the freshly baked sword.

With a flash of light, the strange dagger Fu Sangshen appeared in front of the two and one fish.

His appearance is very cute, like a cute girl, people want to lift his skirt when they look at him.

"I'm Ranto Shiro~ Hey, do you want to dance with me?"

No, go away.

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The author has something to say:

This article should simply be renamed "Who is spreading the mentally handicapped virus in this pill".