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As one of the new Toshiro knives, Ran was surprised that the owner didn't show up immediately, because he only had two knives and a small fish tank in front of him.

After Yao Yan explained the general situation to him with embarrassment, he quickly accepted this setting after being stunned for a few seconds.

"What, what? Brother Yao, you said that this cute little fish is the lord?!... Oh my god, it's great! Can I raise it! Please, please~"

As he said that, Fu Sangshen, the beautiful young lady, lowered his head curiously, and greeted the interrogator who pretended to be a dead fish with a smile.

Next to him, California Qingguang was stunned: Wait, where did you come from for your flattering skills!How can a young fish fry that has not grown up to be "very cute"?

However, Yaken had a dull face, as if recalling the smell of the snail that slipped into his stomach not long ago.

"No." He ruthlessly rejected his younger brother's unreasonable request, fearing that the general would be killed if he was not careful--"Because today's valet is Qingguang on duty... If you want to take care of the general, you have to learn first." Just fish."

That's right!The priority in other people's Honmaru is to go out and forge knives!And their priority for Honmaru is to learn how to raise fish!It is best that everyone can become a fish farming master in the future!After you retire, you can become a fishing tycoon even if you don't fight on the battlefield, so you won't starve to death!

...Thinking about such a simple and beautiful future, Yaoyan has an inexplicable urge to cry.

general!I didn't understand your painstaking efforts until now!Really let you down!

"Hey... so disappointed..."

The same disappointed Luan didn't know what his dear brother Yao had come up with, but looking at the unhappy looking California Qingguang (who felt like he was going to grab the master with him on the first day), he skipped the topic very readily .

"Okay, let me learn first~"

The atmosphere in the knife forging room was a bit strange. Seeing this, Qing Guang immediately suggested that everyone go out and calm down.

Both Toshiro gave a thumbs up, even if they were newcomers.

After all, the nature of being a weapon calls them to fight, so most knives will not resist those "ah, it hurts", "lighten it", "it's all in!"... things.

As for what kind of thing it is, please have different opinions, cough.

Before parting, Qing Guang put the small fish tank in the house. Although he knew that his own god-judgment could transform into a human form and run around, he still didn't dare to leave her alone beside the fire.At this moment, Luan suddenly leaned down and gently touched the transparent shell of the fish tank, "My lord, wait for me to come back obediently."

Judge: ...

All right, all right, get out of here, and be a jerk.

The three of them left the battle without hesitation, and Honmaru regained his rare peace.

Suddenly, a white and tender human palm rested on the inner wall of the fish tank, and it was strange that there was not a drop of water on it.

The god judge grinned and crawled out of the fish tank. When his feet landed on the ground, he realized that he was actually barefoot under his robe.

Hey, where are my shoes?

The mentally handicapped monster who hadn't worn shoes for hundreds of thousands of years was thinking seriously, she almost thought she was some Ibaraki boy who didn't want to be named—whoever said the latter was also a guy running around with bare paws.

Forget it, let's get down to business first.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the pill, she took out the latest iPhone from her sleeve and put it away in satisfaction after making a few phone calls.

Then she hurriedly went to the forging room to throw two waves of resources. Looking at the two "00:20:00" numbers on the screen, the examiner once again deeply realized that choosing to change into the shape of an African crucian carp this time might be a mistake. Big mistake.

It should be a good deal to become a European species!Such as pan-fried cod or something!

Secretly annoyed that he hadn't used his brain for so long that he was troubled by thinking about problems now, the god judge suddenly froze for a moment, then turned around and jumped back into the fish tank in the next second.

The sixth sense, as keen as a dog, took effect quickly.

Soon, the three knives came back. Since it was the lowest level of the battlefield, coupled with the careful fighting, they were not injured, but their clothes were a little wrinkled.

When he opened the door and came in, Luan still pestered California Qingguang and asked, "Mr. Qingguang, what does the lord look like, answer me."

Kiyomitsu said, "Damn it, don't you Awataguchi's family only look at faces?"So what if the owner is beautiful or ugly!The same question has been asked more than ten times in different ways? !

"I told you I don't know." He said the answer helplessly for the tenth time, "I didn't see it then."

"ah."

Luan Jiang sighed meaningfully, "If it were me, I would definitely make the lord show his true face willingly."

As he said that, he glanced at the expressionless black-haired brother with his fascinated eyes of "you young knives in the reform period are so na?ve".

For the two people who have not been together for a whole day and started to compete for favor on the question of "who is cuter", Yaken Toshiro thinks it's better to just pretend that he didn't see it.

——After all, his medicine research is the cutest!

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When the group of people who went out came back, they threw down Qing Guang who was about to turn his face when asked, and jumped up to the fish tank with hands behind their backs.

"Princess, I brought you a special gift!"

But the other two behind him showed surprise at the same time—when did Luan bring a gift to the God Judge behind our backs?

Although the judge who nested in the fish tank was a boring-looking African crucian carp, he couldn't help being a little curious when he saw the other party say this, and immediately spit out two bubbles, expressing his desire to see it.

"Boom!"

Ranto Shiro pulled out a round object from behind, and brought it to the transparent fish tank. The judge swam over to read it, and was stunned.

[Work with heart, full of love - we only grow up for the happiness of dogs!

Introduction: Suitable for all dogs, nutritious and healthy, fresh raw materials, delicious, good palatability, dogs over three months old can eat...

Most importantly, we have personally tasted each canned dog food and it tastes great!

The store manager sincerely recommends: Chicken and vegetable flavor, delicious and delicious!

(Remarks: This can is beef flavor)]

Judge:? ? ?

What the hell?What the hell is this!Why did you give her canned dog food!Does she look like a single dog!

Yao Yan next to him also ate a whale, he said tremblingly: "Long... When did you go to buy the canned food, I remember that we obviously acted together..."

"Oh, I just picked it up on the side of the road." Luan replied cheerfully.

However, Qingguang was also puzzled: "But isn't what you picked up charcoal?"

"It's charcoal, but there's still this can next to it," Luan spread his hands, "So I picked it up for my lord."

other people:? ? ?

Leaving aside why the place where resources are buried will buy one get one free and add a can of dog food, whether it has expired, whether it has been poisoned by someone, etc. I will not talk about it, but... the general is not a canine creature!What kind of dog food do you feed a fish, idiot!

So... Luan, are you mentally ill!If you are sick, tell me!Brother Yao, I and the other brothers feel heartbroken, okay?Fortunately, brother Yiqi didn't come here, otherwise he would be the first to break his heart!

Seeing this situation, the judge and California Kiyomitsu were fine, but Yaken Toshiro was so beaten that he almost knelt down and cried.

Poor Ranto Shiro looks like a beautiful girl, and he made a special trip to bring dog food back in order to coax the master, but in the end he was suspected by his brother and others if he was out of his mind.

Just as the three of them were arguing over whether or not to use dog food to feed the god-inspector who didn't eat oil and salt, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

California Qingguang ran over first, and after opening the door, he found that it was actually a maintenance worker carrying a dirty satchel.

"Excuse me?"

"I am a staff member of Wanwu, and here is my ID." The middle-aged uncle lowered his eyelids, and while yawning, he took out his ID to show Fu Sangshen, "I'm here to install broadband for you Honmaru."

"Huh?" California Qingguang was unavoidably surprised, "The welfare of the modern government is so good?!"

"You think too much, Mr. California..." Wanwu's maintenance personnel obviously knew this model of Fusangshen. He scratched his stubble and replied, "It's just because ten minutes ago, Through the phone, we received a business order from your Honmaru, so we specially came to install it."

Ten minutes ago?At that time, they were clearly in battle... Wait!

Qing Guang turned his head slowly, he once heard a strange twisting sound from his spine, and then he saw the small blue-black fish soaking in the clean and clear water, as if it had nothing to do with her.

...Master, you are waiting for us to come back to install the broadband, are you!

The judge of a patient with deep social phobia said yes, that's right, it's very smart this time.

After a while, the maintenance personnel counted the small pills in hand, then put them away in satisfaction, and took a small note to drug research before leaving.

"The above is the initial WIFI password. Just change the new password directly on the computer at that time. If you encounter any obstacles in the network, please call this number. You have a mobile phone."

Yaken Toshiro, who has neither a mobile phone nor a computer, is expressionless: "Sorry, nothing."

"Then your interrogator must be there, otherwise who called us just now? Just ask her to call again at that time. Okay, I'll go first, goodbye."

After sending away the Wanwu staff member, Yaoyan fell into an inexplicable depression—how on earth should he communicate with the general about WIFI and mobile phone issues...

I thought I could breathe a sigh of relief after sending this dear friend away, but who knew that new couriers would arrive one after another.

"Hello, we are sending TV sets. Our channel can even be received on Mars. Isn't it amazing, hahaha, so please pay first."

"Oh, it's Mr. Yaoyan. Hello, this is a courier from your house. Please ask your god judge to come out and sign for it... Isn't it convenient? It's okay, you can sign for it. What are you talking about, of course it is Snacks, although the truck is full, they are indeed all major snack brands in the world."

Yao Yan: ... General, you are hopeless!

The judge who was slandered by her subordinates didn't know what was going on outside the door at this time, she just suddenly remembered that she seemed to have burned two furnaces of swords there... Hastily slapped the water to attract the attention of California Qingguang, and asked him to hug her fish tank go over there.

Ranya followed curiously, while trying to lure the examiner with the can of dog food of unknown origin.

But before the two of them reached the forging room, they felt a faint heat wave coming.

"Oh my God……"

Looking at the fire and the thick smoke that suddenly burst out of the paper door, Qing Guang was so shocked that his eyeballs almost fell out.Because it suddenly occurred to him that the reason why the God Judge was so eager to come to the sword forging room... probably because he had already forged the sword!

So Qing Guang quickly stuffed the fish tank into Luan's arms, "You wait here! Protect the master, don't come in!"

After he finished speaking, he gritted his teeth, suppressed the primitive fear of the flames in his heart, and was about to rush in.

A hand suddenly pressed down on his shoulder, and a powerful spiritual force that was both familiar and unfamiliar permeated the air, bringing with it heavy moisture, making the surrounding wooden floors and walls instantly covered with a layer of mist.No matter how fierce the flames are, they can't extinguish the layers of water vapor.

Luan's eyes widened, and his hands hurriedly exerted strength, and he could hardly hold the ordinary small glass fish tank.

Because countless wind and waves were overflowing from the inside, completely unscientific water waves rushed out and turned into human figures, just in front of California Qingguang.

"Master...Master!" Qing Guang couldn't help exclaiming as he looked at her billowing back.

Not only was Luan not afraid, but he was also very excited: "Is this the lord!"

The judge looked back at them flatly, without speaking, and the Fusangshen noticed that she was wearing a bronze mask that could cover her collar, and then she walked slowly into the sea of ​​flames go.

Wherever she passed, the flames were all extinguished involuntarily.

The two looked at her back reflected on the wall by the flames in amazement—it was not the back that a human being should have at all, but more like a big bird flapping its wings, swaying in the wind, waves and flames.

But the judge didn't pay attention, she just looked around the scorched forging room, and found that the source of the fire was caused by the furnace, and the swordsmith who was supposed to be here was nowhere to be found.

"Help, save me!" A faint cry for help came from the stove.

How did the African knifemaker who triggered the fryer not be burned to death?

The god judge thought maliciously, but she snapped her fingers in the end, and a stream of water appeared on the stove out of thin air, and poured directly down——so cold that the swordsmith was so cold.

Ignoring the trembling sound coming from there, she bent down and picked up the short knife that was about to kneel down from the ground, but found that the scabbard at the end of it was a little burnt.

Tsk, how pitiful.

In this way, the first day when the trembling five tigers retreated to this terrible Honmaru began when the tail hairs of the little tigers were burned.

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"Brother Yao! It's terrible!"

Yaoyan finally sent off the last wave of couriers. When he was trying to use his short knife to cut through the scotch tape on the carton in the yard, he saw his younger brother rushing towards him without any ladylike demeanor. He couldn't help wondering: "Chaos? What happened!"

"I... I saw it..." Ranto Shiro ran out of breath, and they could run like this with the maneuver of their short knives. It seemed that they really ran at the fastest speed.

There is a bad feeling in Yaoyan's heart, this scene seems to have been known before?

"What did you see?"

"—The appearance of the lord, the lord!"

Yaken Toshiro: ...

His throat seemed to be choked by something, and he felt unspeakably uncomfortable.However, after seeing the still excited chaos, he managed to suppress the disappointment in his heart, and continued to ask, "Then who is the newcomer?"

"Ah, it's Xiao Tui." Luan finally regained his composure. He opened his big watery eyes and happily stabbed the knife with Yaoyan. He escaped!"

……what?

What are you talking about?Xiao Tui also saw the true face of the general?

Then, what is he who is the first to forge a knife?

What kind of story is this now [All Honmaru knows what the general looks like but I don't know her]?

At the same time, a crying white-haired boy was sitting next to Qingguang, and the judge had a serious face... Oh no, he was wearing a bronze mask with a serious expression, staring at him fiercely.

The five tigers who were burned by the fire as soon as they came to this world looked so frightened that they almost shrank into a ball.

As for California Qingguang who was present, he was also very awkwardly caught in the middle, thinking whether he should start the awkward chat mode to break the deadlock.

The appraiser looked calm on the surface, but her social phobia caused cold sweat to ooze from her forehead under the mask.

——All in all, everyone present is very nervous.

The only thing that was still moving in the whole room were the few snow-white cubs, they were licking each other's burnt hairs on their tails, they were pitiful.

One of them didn't know what to think, and crawled towards the direction of the judge, and its claws were about to touch the hem of her clothes, which made the judge tremble with fright!The spiritual pressure in his body increased a lot on the spot!

The crawling little tiger was immediately pressed to the floor, its limbs spread out, and it howled in pain.

Wu Hutui looked so nervous that he was about to faint—he wanted to persuade the judge to let go of his restraint, but he felt afraid of her who seemed to have fierce eyes.

Even Qing Guang who was next to him also suffered. He was so overwhelmed by the invisible spiritual force that he could hardly lift his head, so he could only suggest in a low voice: "How about...Master, you go back to the water first?"

The god judge also thought about the same reason, immediately put away all the spiritual pressure, turned around and jumped back into the fish tank, and changed from an imposing young girl into a small blue-black fish.

Qingguang finally heaved a sigh of relief, watching the five tigers retreat in a hurry to hold the little tiger that almost got into trouble just now in his arms and comfort him in a low voice, and looked at the small fish tank with a bit of shock mixed with fear—it was so unbelievable. Can you believe it's the same person?

At this time, the door was suddenly pulled open, and Yao Yan ran over, dragging Yao Yan, and the first thing that caught his eye was Wu Hutui, whose tears hadn't been wiped away, and a helpless Qingguang.

"Where's the general?" Yao Yan didn't have time to ask about the situation of the five tigers retreating, so he asked about the situation of the God Judge,

Qing Guang pointed to the small fish tank in front of him with a look of lovelessness, "It has changed back again."

Pharmaceutical research: ...

He's the one who has nothing to love, okay?

The night of the first day finally fell.

After experiencing a series of gossip incidents and stupid swordsmiths frying the furnace, this nervous Honmaru finally ushered in a rare tranquility.

The Inquisitor locked herself in the room, transformed back into human form, and sealed the door with a barrier—no one could come in without her permission.

When she was alone, she sighed a long time. This day was really tiring. She slapped her tail, put out fires, and bullied small animals. In the end, she had to beat up the knifesmith and call the maintenance team to come and repair it... Changed to a conscientious person, guaranteed to die of exhaustion.

Fortunately, she is a fairy. As we all know, fairies don't need a conscience.

Just as she was pulling her hair and looking at all kinds of novice guidance documents issued by the government, a thin figure suddenly appeared outside the door.

"That...well, I'm sorry...but master, are you in there?"

The judge tilted his head and looked at the reflection for a full seven seconds before he remembered who the child was.

oh!Isn't it the animal trainer she fished out of the sea of ​​fire today!What is it called... You will be beaten if you fall behind?

Wu Hutui hugged the restored cub, and sat at the door anxiously, feeling that the short minute of waiting for a reply inside seemed as if a century had passed.

But there was still no sound in the room.

... It was clearly lit with a candle!He also saw the master's shadow reflected on the paper door just now!Although it turned back after a few seconds...

But why not open the door...and not answer him?

Sure enough, he was still angry... because when he appeared, he set Honmaru's forging room on fire, and she had to take action to save herself...

Thinking of this possibility, Wu Hutui's tears almost fell down.

However, in the next second, a piece of paper suddenly protruded from the gap at the bottom of the door. The ink on it was still wet, and it looked like it had just been written.

【What's up】

Wuhu Tui's eyes widened, and the cubs in his arms struggled to get out. They also wanted to read what was written on the paper, but the boy quickly pushed them back.

"Actually...Master, I..." He said in a trembling voice, "Today's incident has caused you trouble..."

"But I still want to express my thanks to...um, Master..."

His voice was very soft and weak. He was usually a timid and introverted child, but his tone was full of gratitude at this time.

"Thank you for rescuing me and the cubs today... That's it, we want to express our gratitude to the master..."

The interrogator across the door rubbed her chin in distress. When she heard what the other person said, she was really sweating profusely—fuck, I haven't communicated with anyone for many years, and now I'm not good at communication at all!

It should be said that I don't know what the daily communication between people looks like.

Fortunately, she is witty, after living foolishly for many years, she has come to a truth, that is - fairies will never be defeated by the difficulties in front of them!

Therefore, the judge took out his mobile phone from his sleeve and searched for relevant information as quickly as possible.

Internet search engines are really powerful now.

The answers presented in front of the God Judge ranged from "You extinguish the fire you started yourself" to the second-year Mary Su's answer to "Come on, be happy, and promise me with your body"...

Here she was very hesitant to choose, but she didn't notice that the people outside had been waiting for a long time.

Wuhu Tui once again fell into inexplicable self-blame and panic.

Lord, why did the master ignore him!Did she feel that her apology was not sincere enough, or did she find him annoying? Huh...

After what seemed like 1 years, the God-inspector finally handed out a crumpled piece of paper through the crack of the door—the new words were written on the back of the piece of paper just now.

[It's just a trivial matter, don't take it to heart, Xiao Luo]

Tuijiang: ...Wait a minute!Who is that Xiaoluo!Did the master remember his name?

"I... I called Five Tigers to retreat..."

He said timidly, not knowing that the interrogator inside froze again after hearing this.

--Oops!Forgot the child's name wrong!

She thought the child was called "Little Luo" or "Little Empress"... So she said it all, how could any parent name a child "Behind will be beaten"!

She wanted to cry without tears. Since a long time ago, when she was a little monster underage, she would always accidentally make the little guys in the clan cry. Her younger brother is the one who often cries the worst in the crowd. That... Although I don't know what's going on, but now the judge who claims to be an adult, he still feels deeply sorry for the little dagger who is younger than his brother.

Obviously she also wants to be a gregarious and kind person, why does she always fail.

……No!We cannot allow such a bad situation to continue!She wants to take the initiative to recover her disadvantages!

So she opened the door abruptly, and immediately saw the boy with tears in his eyes. When he saw the murderous interrogator rushing out wearing a mask, he immediately showed a look of great shock.

—Wow!Did the master finally decide to kill him because he was too cowardly?

However, the five tigers did not wait for the expected severe punishment.

He just resigned to his fate and closed his tearful eyes, and in the next second, the whole person, including the little tigers in his arms, was hugged by the God Judge!

"boom!"

The boy was not tall, and with his kneeling posture, his head just hit her skirt!The problem was that the cloth of the clothes was not known what kind of fabric it was made of, and it made a metal-like sound when it hit it.

As a result, the five tigers retreated as expected... they were knocked out abruptly and passed out.

The interrogator, whose eyes were almost dead, looked at the tiger cubs who were also running around in a daze: ...

Hiss, this is embarrassing.

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The author has something to say:

In fact, this short story is mainly updated on the lofter side...so if you want to see the latest developments, you can go there and check it out. This is equivalent to a collection.

I will compile it every once in a while, but not so fast and immediacy.