There seems to be something wrong with my tenant
Chapter 101 The angle is tricky
"Huh, Jason?" Penny, who was joking with Alfred, was surprised, "Aren't you with Mr. Wayne?"
Because Bruce took Jason away, everyone knows that Todd made a special trip to deliver desserts to them.
Perhaps it was because the issue of the effect of the snake language fruit was not involved in the small talk. They talked for a long time, but no one mentioned the truth buff of the snake language fruit.
It was only when Tony took the initiative to call Jason that the others realized something was wrong.
Alfred also asked Sherlock what was going on - of course, Sherlock took it lightly based on his understanding.
After all, Sheyuguo just let them tell the truth in their hearts, not describe the objective facts.
Alfred was very relieved that he didn't know what kind of tormenting family talks his master and young masters had gone through.Seeing the mature appearance of the older Master Jason, maybe it can bring a different atmosphere to this family?
Alfred smiled at the corner of his mouth, thinking about the scene of a family and harmonious reunion, Jason walked back quickly.
Except for Jason running away quickly in the Batcave, he felt a little regretful that he couldn't see the follow-up after he came out... well, it's just that he cares about whether the family relationship is harmonious, and it definitely doesn't mean that he wants to watch the show.
It was a pity for Jason at this time, he actually removed all the monitoring equipment that Bruce had installed on him, otherwise at least he could keep one of them...
But even if the surveillance equipment is left behind, the stored video will probably be sent directly to his Bruce——no, the more I think about it, the more exciting it becomes!
Jason returned home with a little remorse, and when he saw the few people sitting peacefully on the sofa, he couldn't beat his anger.
Especially Tony and Sherlock, the two who indirectly caused the crisis in the Batcave, glanced at him as if nothing had happened and then looked away tacitly.
These two brats are still chatting cheerfully with Ah Fu!
Jason: Ah Fu!Don't be fooled by them!
Taking a deep breath secretly, Jason sat down next to Ah Fu with a smile on his face: "What the hell are you two doing?"
Ah Fu gave Jason a disapproving look, as if he thought it was impolite for him to use this attitude when talking to his friends.
No matter what Sherlock did, he always acted righteous and confident. Jason didn't show any guilt at all on the other side's face that didn't even raise his eyebrows.
Tony was better, and he obediently handed Jason the Parseltalk juice: "Are you thirsty after chatting with your family? Drink some water."
Just when Jason thought that Tony had discovered his conscience, the other party added: "By the way, tell us what happened."
Alfred is delighted that Jason has made a lively group of friends.Seeing their interaction was a bit childish and awkward, but Alfred also saw another point from it - the relationship between Master Jason and these people is really good.
Otherwise they wouldn't be joking with each other like this.
Alfred, who was happy about the situation of the young master's friendship, didn't think too much, and he said something casually.
"Master Jason, you should also talk to the guests more."
Jason: "..."
Ah Fu didn't know, the last thing Jason wanted to do now was talk.Originally, he wanted to pretend that he didn't hear Tony's words, but when Ah Fu said this, Jason was too embarrassed to go against his elders' wishes.
However, if he really wanted to say it, Jason would probably have to tell the whole story about their conversation in the Batcave after drinking two mouthfuls of snake language juice...
Damn, how can you play this? !
Tired Jason forced a smile.His thinking has gradually completed the wonderful transformation from resistance to ineffective resistance, and then to "it's better to be ashamed together".
Anyway, he was going to die together, and he wasn't the most embarrassing one... With this broken attitude, Jason talked about what happened after he entered the Batcave.
When Jason first spoke, Alfred was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the young master would really be willing to share this with his friends.
Until Jason mentioned that little Todd and Dick were hugging together——Alfred vaguely began to feel that there seemed to be something wrong with this situation.
Alfred's smile froze after Jason finished talking about the effects of the Parsley Fruit.But soon, the conscientious old butler remembered the seeds that the guest Samuel gave him...
Oh, it seems that he didn't treat the guests well enough before, he should have followed the highest standard directly.
Alfred thought very remorsefully, after all, they are also providers of sharp tools that can solve family conflicts...
Samuel listened with relish, and Petunia even put an exaggerated smile on her face.
It's just that Clark feels a little restless, well, don't get me wrong, everything is fine here - it's just that he means, after hearing these things about Batman, can he really get out of Wayne Manor safely? ?
Of course, this is just a joke.
Clark couldn't help coughing lightly: "Mr. Alfred, if you don't mind, I want to go out and see the scenery first..."
Alfred looked at the young Superman kindly, and he couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Kent, you don't have to be so polite."
Peter also stood up: "Well, actually, I also want to go outside and have a look. Sir, you have cooked this place so beautifully. I'd love to go to the garden."
Both of them spoke the truth, and they both wanted to go outside for a breath of fresh air—most importantly, they both felt that it seemed inconvenient to continue listening to what they said next.
As the most observant person in the apartment, Petunia quickly understood this, so she immediately proposed to go out.
However, due to the strong purpose, Penny told the truth: "...Bruce and Jason's private family affairs, I don't think it's very appropriate for us to continue listening."
Because of Petunia's words, Alfred's eyes became softer: "Beautiful lady, you are really considerate——I am very glad that Master Jason can be friends with you."
As a demon outside the situation, Samuel belatedly discovered that this time involved the subtle aspects of "human etiquette" and "privacy".
The devil who always eats melons in the front row still doesn't understand the situation, but he followed Penny along with the crowd—before he left, he grabbed one with each hand and slipped away with Tony and Sherlock, who had no self-consciousness at all. .
Tony who was dragged away for the first time: "...Samuel, my T-shirt is going to be torn by you!"
Sherlock was tall and long-legged, and quickly walked ahead.Before leaving, he muttered "I can deduce what they said, it's boring".
But no matter what they said, they still left room for Jason and the old housekeeper.
The door was gently closed, and Ah Fu laughed a little bit: "Master Jason, your friends are really..."
He shook his head, wanting to say vigorous and resolute, but felt that this word was not appropriate.
Jason continued to drink the snake language juice, and the facial features on his face stretched out: "Although it is a bit troublesome sometimes...but they are indeed my friends."
"Ah Fu, are you still listening? Where did I just say?"
Afu smiled and packed the porcelain plate casually: "You mentioned Master Dick just now..."
"Oh...that's right, it's him..."
Without the crowd of other people watching, Jason's words were not so embarrassing.In the end, he almost happily finished talking about his excellent assist to get away with one blow.
"Anyway, I ran away after I finished speaking. I guess they are still telling each other the truth, right?"
Ah Fu, who has always been calm, was silent for two seconds, and finally said with emotion: "It's a pity, I'm afraid the master will be on guard against these things in the future..."
Jason, who was holding a small cake and was about to put it in his mouth: "..." No, wait a minute, Ah Fu, have you thought about how to use the snake language fruit in the future? !
Jason stuffed the little cake into his mouth silently, and he thought happily in his heart, it's a good thing his family's Ah Fu has no seeds...
……
After Jason left, the father and son who looked at each other refused to be the first to speak.
In the end, it was Bruce who took the lead as a parent and opened up a rare mode of heart-to-heart talk.
Dick who inexplicably started participating in the Bat-Family Truth Online: Ah Fu!When you asked me to come back, you didn't tell me that there was still an off-site session! ! !
Under the pressure of Sheyuguo, Dick can only try to clear his mind and be a well-behaved model brother.
...it's just that it's useless.
Little Todd, who just learned a lot of old things from the conversation between Dick and Bruce: Wow, I didn’t expect Dick to be like that in the first place. OUO
But little Todd's chic time didn't last long, and Bruce switched to talking with him one-on-one.What's terrible is that Dick, a big bird, interrupted from time to time, making little Todd want to shut his mouth tightly and say nothing...
It's a pity that Bruce shamelessly asked one question for another. Even if he couldn't think of what to ask for a while, Little Todd couldn't help answering almost all of Bruce's questions.
Bruce: "Jason, are you disappointed in me?"
Little Todd's eyes widened: "Of course not! You are Bruce Wayne, Batman, the dark knight who frightened so many criminals by himself..."
Here little Todd needs to omit more than 100 words. Dick tried his best to hold back his laughter, but unfortunately he was betrayed by his constantly shaking shoulders.
Bruce: "Hey, well, boy, don't get so excited-I see, the next question..."
"Jason, are you still willing to be my soldier, Batman's assistant Robin?"
Little Todd glanced at Dick subconsciously.
Dick:? ? ?
Little Todd looked at the wall not far away, avoiding the sight of his father and brother: "...Of course I would."
……
"Last question, what do you want me to do in the future? Whether as a father, or as Batman..."
Bruce struggled with words, and he said slowly but firmly, "I want to do better for you, too."
Hearing this, Dick's eyes lit up, and he was eager to answer.But this is the part of little Todd, Bruce looked down, and Dick swallowed the words subconsciously.
Dick: No, I still can't get home!He must calmly ignore Batman's disapproving gaze next time!
Little Todd: "...well, actually, I..."
Little Todd felt that he was a little thirsty, otherwise, how could his mouth be dry and the temperature of his palm still rising?
—Well, that doesn't really matter at all whether you drink water or not, Little Todd admitted, and he said he was very nervous...
Nervous, yet excited.
Little Todd raised his eyes and stared at Bruce. This was probably the first time they met after learning about the buff of Parseltongue.
Little Todd looked into Bruce's blue eyes and felt the thoughts in his head speak out uncontrollably.
"I hope that in the future, you can communicate with us more like today, and don't just say nothing; I also hope that when you are free, you can sit at home with me and watch a movie or play a ball; hope……"
Little Todd said seriously: "Besides Batman and Wayne, you can leave more time for Bruce."
Dick: "..." Day, why didn't he know that his brother was so cute before! ! !
Hearing this, even Bruce's eyes widened slightly.
He stared at his younger son for a while, and finally he looked at little Todd seriously: "I can't guarantee that every one will be the best - but I will try my best."
Little Todd: "OK!!"
In fact, there are two little people screaming in Todd's head right now.
Angel Wings Todd: I'm so happy!Am I still dreaming? !I am complete Bruce promised me!I have nothing more to ask!In fact now I forgot I answered a few questions!
Devil Wings Todd: Take advantage of the victory!Taking advantage of Bruce's soft heart today, ask for more! !Hurry up, hurry up! ! !
Little Todd: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ! !
Bruce crossed his hands, his deep voice was still extremely magnetic, and instantly recalled little Todd's wandering thoughts.
"Now it's your turn, kid."
Dick couldn't help leaning into Little Todd's ear to give him an idea—please, Batman who knows how to answer questions is once in a lifetime, how could he just look at himself without asking any questions!
Little Todd clenched his fists. Of course, he also has many curious things to know, and he can also ask back based on Bruce's question just now.
But when he uttered the first question, even Todd Jr. surprised himself.
"Bruce, if Dick and I fall into the water..."
Dick: "???" Why did you suddenly drag him into the water? ? ?
And Jason, wake up, who of us can't swim yet? !
Todd Jr.: "...you just found out you've been driven out with your Batmobile, who would you put in the water first?"
Bruce: "..."
Dick: "..."
Bruce frowned. "So you drove my Batmobile?"
Little Todd: "..."
No, this is not the part where you should ask questions! ! !
Because Bruce took Jason away, everyone knows that Todd made a special trip to deliver desserts to them.
Perhaps it was because the issue of the effect of the snake language fruit was not involved in the small talk. They talked for a long time, but no one mentioned the truth buff of the snake language fruit.
It was only when Tony took the initiative to call Jason that the others realized something was wrong.
Alfred also asked Sherlock what was going on - of course, Sherlock took it lightly based on his understanding.
After all, Sheyuguo just let them tell the truth in their hearts, not describe the objective facts.
Alfred was very relieved that he didn't know what kind of tormenting family talks his master and young masters had gone through.Seeing the mature appearance of the older Master Jason, maybe it can bring a different atmosphere to this family?
Alfred smiled at the corner of his mouth, thinking about the scene of a family and harmonious reunion, Jason walked back quickly.
Except for Jason running away quickly in the Batcave, he felt a little regretful that he couldn't see the follow-up after he came out... well, it's just that he cares about whether the family relationship is harmonious, and it definitely doesn't mean that he wants to watch the show.
It was a pity for Jason at this time, he actually removed all the monitoring equipment that Bruce had installed on him, otherwise at least he could keep one of them...
But even if the surveillance equipment is left behind, the stored video will probably be sent directly to his Bruce——no, the more I think about it, the more exciting it becomes!
Jason returned home with a little remorse, and when he saw the few people sitting peacefully on the sofa, he couldn't beat his anger.
Especially Tony and Sherlock, the two who indirectly caused the crisis in the Batcave, glanced at him as if nothing had happened and then looked away tacitly.
These two brats are still chatting cheerfully with Ah Fu!
Jason: Ah Fu!Don't be fooled by them!
Taking a deep breath secretly, Jason sat down next to Ah Fu with a smile on his face: "What the hell are you two doing?"
Ah Fu gave Jason a disapproving look, as if he thought it was impolite for him to use this attitude when talking to his friends.
No matter what Sherlock did, he always acted righteous and confident. Jason didn't show any guilt at all on the other side's face that didn't even raise his eyebrows.
Tony was better, and he obediently handed Jason the Parseltalk juice: "Are you thirsty after chatting with your family? Drink some water."
Just when Jason thought that Tony had discovered his conscience, the other party added: "By the way, tell us what happened."
Alfred is delighted that Jason has made a lively group of friends.Seeing their interaction was a bit childish and awkward, but Alfred also saw another point from it - the relationship between Master Jason and these people is really good.
Otherwise they wouldn't be joking with each other like this.
Alfred, who was happy about the situation of the young master's friendship, didn't think too much, and he said something casually.
"Master Jason, you should also talk to the guests more."
Jason: "..."
Ah Fu didn't know, the last thing Jason wanted to do now was talk.Originally, he wanted to pretend that he didn't hear Tony's words, but when Ah Fu said this, Jason was too embarrassed to go against his elders' wishes.
However, if he really wanted to say it, Jason would probably have to tell the whole story about their conversation in the Batcave after drinking two mouthfuls of snake language juice...
Damn, how can you play this? !
Tired Jason forced a smile.His thinking has gradually completed the wonderful transformation from resistance to ineffective resistance, and then to "it's better to be ashamed together".
Anyway, he was going to die together, and he wasn't the most embarrassing one... With this broken attitude, Jason talked about what happened after he entered the Batcave.
When Jason first spoke, Alfred was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the young master would really be willing to share this with his friends.
Until Jason mentioned that little Todd and Dick were hugging together——Alfred vaguely began to feel that there seemed to be something wrong with this situation.
Alfred's smile froze after Jason finished talking about the effects of the Parsley Fruit.But soon, the conscientious old butler remembered the seeds that the guest Samuel gave him...
Oh, it seems that he didn't treat the guests well enough before, he should have followed the highest standard directly.
Alfred thought very remorsefully, after all, they are also providers of sharp tools that can solve family conflicts...
Samuel listened with relish, and Petunia even put an exaggerated smile on her face.
It's just that Clark feels a little restless, well, don't get me wrong, everything is fine here - it's just that he means, after hearing these things about Batman, can he really get out of Wayne Manor safely? ?
Of course, this is just a joke.
Clark couldn't help coughing lightly: "Mr. Alfred, if you don't mind, I want to go out and see the scenery first..."
Alfred looked at the young Superman kindly, and he couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Kent, you don't have to be so polite."
Peter also stood up: "Well, actually, I also want to go outside and have a look. Sir, you have cooked this place so beautifully. I'd love to go to the garden."
Both of them spoke the truth, and they both wanted to go outside for a breath of fresh air—most importantly, they both felt that it seemed inconvenient to continue listening to what they said next.
As the most observant person in the apartment, Petunia quickly understood this, so she immediately proposed to go out.
However, due to the strong purpose, Penny told the truth: "...Bruce and Jason's private family affairs, I don't think it's very appropriate for us to continue listening."
Because of Petunia's words, Alfred's eyes became softer: "Beautiful lady, you are really considerate——I am very glad that Master Jason can be friends with you."
As a demon outside the situation, Samuel belatedly discovered that this time involved the subtle aspects of "human etiquette" and "privacy".
The devil who always eats melons in the front row still doesn't understand the situation, but he followed Penny along with the crowd—before he left, he grabbed one with each hand and slipped away with Tony and Sherlock, who had no self-consciousness at all. .
Tony who was dragged away for the first time: "...Samuel, my T-shirt is going to be torn by you!"
Sherlock was tall and long-legged, and quickly walked ahead.Before leaving, he muttered "I can deduce what they said, it's boring".
But no matter what they said, they still left room for Jason and the old housekeeper.
The door was gently closed, and Ah Fu laughed a little bit: "Master Jason, your friends are really..."
He shook his head, wanting to say vigorous and resolute, but felt that this word was not appropriate.
Jason continued to drink the snake language juice, and the facial features on his face stretched out: "Although it is a bit troublesome sometimes...but they are indeed my friends."
"Ah Fu, are you still listening? Where did I just say?"
Afu smiled and packed the porcelain plate casually: "You mentioned Master Dick just now..."
"Oh...that's right, it's him..."
Without the crowd of other people watching, Jason's words were not so embarrassing.In the end, he almost happily finished talking about his excellent assist to get away with one blow.
"Anyway, I ran away after I finished speaking. I guess they are still telling each other the truth, right?"
Ah Fu, who has always been calm, was silent for two seconds, and finally said with emotion: "It's a pity, I'm afraid the master will be on guard against these things in the future..."
Jason, who was holding a small cake and was about to put it in his mouth: "..." No, wait a minute, Ah Fu, have you thought about how to use the snake language fruit in the future? !
Jason stuffed the little cake into his mouth silently, and he thought happily in his heart, it's a good thing his family's Ah Fu has no seeds...
……
After Jason left, the father and son who looked at each other refused to be the first to speak.
In the end, it was Bruce who took the lead as a parent and opened up a rare mode of heart-to-heart talk.
Dick who inexplicably started participating in the Bat-Family Truth Online: Ah Fu!When you asked me to come back, you didn't tell me that there was still an off-site session! ! !
Under the pressure of Sheyuguo, Dick can only try to clear his mind and be a well-behaved model brother.
...it's just that it's useless.
Little Todd, who just learned a lot of old things from the conversation between Dick and Bruce: Wow, I didn’t expect Dick to be like that in the first place. OUO
But little Todd's chic time didn't last long, and Bruce switched to talking with him one-on-one.What's terrible is that Dick, a big bird, interrupted from time to time, making little Todd want to shut his mouth tightly and say nothing...
It's a pity that Bruce shamelessly asked one question for another. Even if he couldn't think of what to ask for a while, Little Todd couldn't help answering almost all of Bruce's questions.
Bruce: "Jason, are you disappointed in me?"
Little Todd's eyes widened: "Of course not! You are Bruce Wayne, Batman, the dark knight who frightened so many criminals by himself..."
Here little Todd needs to omit more than 100 words. Dick tried his best to hold back his laughter, but unfortunately he was betrayed by his constantly shaking shoulders.
Bruce: "Hey, well, boy, don't get so excited-I see, the next question..."
"Jason, are you still willing to be my soldier, Batman's assistant Robin?"
Little Todd glanced at Dick subconsciously.
Dick:? ? ?
Little Todd looked at the wall not far away, avoiding the sight of his father and brother: "...Of course I would."
……
"Last question, what do you want me to do in the future? Whether as a father, or as Batman..."
Bruce struggled with words, and he said slowly but firmly, "I want to do better for you, too."
Hearing this, Dick's eyes lit up, and he was eager to answer.But this is the part of little Todd, Bruce looked down, and Dick swallowed the words subconsciously.
Dick: No, I still can't get home!He must calmly ignore Batman's disapproving gaze next time!
Little Todd: "...well, actually, I..."
Little Todd felt that he was a little thirsty, otherwise, how could his mouth be dry and the temperature of his palm still rising?
—Well, that doesn't really matter at all whether you drink water or not, Little Todd admitted, and he said he was very nervous...
Nervous, yet excited.
Little Todd raised his eyes and stared at Bruce. This was probably the first time they met after learning about the buff of Parseltongue.
Little Todd looked into Bruce's blue eyes and felt the thoughts in his head speak out uncontrollably.
"I hope that in the future, you can communicate with us more like today, and don't just say nothing; I also hope that when you are free, you can sit at home with me and watch a movie or play a ball; hope……"
Little Todd said seriously: "Besides Batman and Wayne, you can leave more time for Bruce."
Dick: "..." Day, why didn't he know that his brother was so cute before! ! !
Hearing this, even Bruce's eyes widened slightly.
He stared at his younger son for a while, and finally he looked at little Todd seriously: "I can't guarantee that every one will be the best - but I will try my best."
Little Todd: "OK!!"
In fact, there are two little people screaming in Todd's head right now.
Angel Wings Todd: I'm so happy!Am I still dreaming? !I am complete Bruce promised me!I have nothing more to ask!In fact now I forgot I answered a few questions!
Devil Wings Todd: Take advantage of the victory!Taking advantage of Bruce's soft heart today, ask for more! !Hurry up, hurry up! ! !
Little Todd: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ! !
Bruce crossed his hands, his deep voice was still extremely magnetic, and instantly recalled little Todd's wandering thoughts.
"Now it's your turn, kid."
Dick couldn't help leaning into Little Todd's ear to give him an idea—please, Batman who knows how to answer questions is once in a lifetime, how could he just look at himself without asking any questions!
Little Todd clenched his fists. Of course, he also has many curious things to know, and he can also ask back based on Bruce's question just now.
But when he uttered the first question, even Todd Jr. surprised himself.
"Bruce, if Dick and I fall into the water..."
Dick: "???" Why did you suddenly drag him into the water? ? ?
And Jason, wake up, who of us can't swim yet? !
Todd Jr.: "...you just found out you've been driven out with your Batmobile, who would you put in the water first?"
Bruce: "..."
Dick: "..."
Bruce frowned. "So you drove my Batmobile?"
Little Todd: "..."
No, this is not the part where you should ask questions! ! !
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