There seems to be something wrong with my tenant

Dick felt that he really underestimated his younger brother Todd, and he underestimated Bruce.

One dares to ask, the other dares to answer.

It can be said that the father and son are the same, neither has the desire to survive, but also has a strong desire to survive...

Being discovered by Batman, Dick wanted to say that he had a driver's license even if he touched it, but this is undoubtedly self-inflicted-not to mention, Dick also vaguely tasted a sense of potential from this question. If there is no sour taste.

Dick: "..." I never imagined that I would have a day when I would compete with others for the favor of the old bat.

Caught off guard by Bruce's rhetorical question, Little Todd was tongue-tied for a while, and finally he could only say aggrievedly, "This is my turn."

Bruce gave him a deep look, and when his eyes turned to Dick, the older son gave him a tacit smile before looking away too.

Bruce Wayne, the legendary veteran in love, was good at speaking, but at this moment he felt that the first question asked by his youngest son was too sharp.

It's just that the snake language doesn't allow people to lie, so Bruce had to answer truthfully: "I won't let any of you soak in the water for too long - I will only train more, and let Ah Fu deduct your salary ranging from three days to a month." Dessert share."

Bruce added: "And you all know how to swim, and you can hold your breath underwater for a long time."

The two generations of Robin raised their heads complicatedly, and they all looked at the calm and sincere Batman: "..."

Well, it's very Batman.

Little Todd felt choked.

It's not that he raised this question without contesting... It's just that Bruce's answer is impartial, which really makes it impossible for Little Todd to analyze which of the two of them is more valued.

Obviously 3 minutes ago, there were still a lot of questions in his mind that he wanted to ask Bruce, but now he has marked them one by one.

Maybe because he felt that the words had already been said, Bruce asked calmly for the second question: "Is there anything else you want to know?"

If Jason was here, he would know that the tone Bruce asked him before was the same as Bruce asked Todd Jr. now.

Bruce knew that there were many things he did wrong, but these may have been deliberately ignored by him, or he may not have realized it.As a father of two, Bruce wishes he had the opportunity to right the wrongs of the past.

It was impossible to keep asking himself or Dick who was more important, Little Todd suppressed the desire to die.He sifts through carefully, vacillating between asking business and gossip...

Considering that when he was with Bruce in the future, he would be more or less in touch with those things, and the balance in Little Todd's heart began to tilt towards the side of gossip.

Without him, as a teenager who is very interested in all kinds of new things in the world, Little Todd has of course seen a lot of gossip about the Gotham Blues baby.

In Gotham's media reports and the eyes of the public, Batman and Bruce are two completely different existences.

One is the second-generation patriarch who lingers in the flowers, dies and loves extreme sports.The other is a fearsome, dark vigilante who enforces the law with violence.

However, those who know the identity of Batman are very clear that the two identities who are often on the news together are not actually Bruce's real character.

Little Todd felt that there were a thousand Bruce in a thousand people.He was curious, what was he like in Bruce's eyes?

Or, does he know that there are rumors on the Internet that President Wayne and the Bat Vigilante are having an affair—oh, this is what Little Todd found on the Internet after hearing about Sherlock's misunderstanding...

Little Todd has to admit that even if the timeline is different, those low-level paparazzi gossip people still dare to make up anything.

So little Todd bravely asked his doubts.

"Bruce, what do you think of the intimacy between 'Bruce' and 'Batman'?"

After hearing little Todd's second question, Dick couldn't help but sit back.

Bruce also seemed a little shocked, and there was a rare sense of sincerity in his tone, doubts without irony.

"You mean Bruce Wayne has an affair with Batman?"

Little Todd firmly withstood this wave of rhetorical questions: "I didn't say that, I just saw it."

Dick blinked his eyes, and he thought regretfully, he came back in a hurry today, and he didn't bring any small things like photography and recording...

Bruce: "Dick, you know I gave you your microexpression observation class?"

Dick silently turned his face away.

F*CK BATMAN!

Even though he still felt a little ridiculous in his heart, Bruce felt that this was a good idea - if he did it right, it would be equivalent to adding another layer of fog to his true identity.

Bruce: "I don't have a problem with that, I'm just surprised that people associate them together."

Little Todd regretted to find that Bruce was still as immobile as a mountain, even if he was not angry, he still maintained a calm and calm attitude.

Dick found a lot of articles with bold words following the keywords in a fair manner. He was amazed and thought: "Fortunately, the old bat doesn't have the habit of searching for himself on the Internet, otherwise he would have to grab the people behind the network cable one by one." come out? '

Look at those hot descriptions, if Dick didn't know the truth, he really almost believed Batman's secret affair with Brucey Baby.

No wonder those who have confronted Batman feel hopeless. This man is the embodiment of determination—to the point of almost monstrosity.

Little Todd also asked the next question.

Accompanied by Bruce's calm answer, Little Todd even asked "how did you feel when you heard Dick and Jason call you old bat" just now.

Dick, who lay down for the umpteenth time today: I should have known, Robin really hates me.

Bruce glanced at Dick at the time: "I knew about this a long time ago. In order to ensure Dick's safety, I installed a positioning and monitoring system on him."

Dick silently began to recall when he discovered those things... Ah, it was probably too late, when the general situation was over.

At that time, Dick was at a time when he couldn't stand Bruce's desire to control, which undoubtedly paved the way for his departure.

At that time, Dick was so angry that he didn't have time to think about what Bruce could hear with this... Ugh.

Little Todd also gave Dick a subtle look, but this one was obviously different from Bruce.

Dick suddenly felt that he felt all kinds of indescribable and extremely sour emotions in Todd's eyes since he was a child...

Gan!

Dick thought gloomily, could anyone be more innocent than him? !

He shouldn't be here, he should be under the Batmobile.

……

Almost all inquiries were answered by Bruce without changing his face, and little Todd finally couldn't think of what to ask.

Through all kinds of indirect and direct questions before, Todd Jr. has asked almost everything he can think of.

"Okay, one last question..."

Little Todd was refreshed when he said this, and he looked at Bruce with piercing eyes: "What do you think of the grown-up Jason?"

"Jason—" Bruce hesitated this time, "that's a kid who... makes me feel guilty."

ha? ? ?

Little Todd didn't expect that he would hear this answer.He originally thought that Bruce would say whether he was satisfied with Jason's performance in the future.

Bruce pursed his lips, and after a few seconds, he said inexplicably lowly: "Sometimes, I really am an asshole."

……

"...and then I came back."

Jason shrugged and drank the last sip of Parseltongue juice.

Alfred looked at him lovingly, with a smile on his lips all the time: "Then I really have to thank Mr. Samuel."

Jason: "...That's not necessary." Thank you again, what if Samuel is happy to give Ah Fu new seeds?

——Eh, that's not right.Jason suddenly remembered that even if Samuel gave more Snake language fruit seeds, the person who would eat them would not be himself, but Bruce and the others in this world!

Thinking of Bruce and Dick's regular heart-to-heart exchanges in the future, Jason couldn't help laughing.

Jason said sternly, "Actually, I'll go and talk to the landlord myself."

He said meaningfully: "Samuel is very generous."

Hearing this, Alfred couldn't help laughing: "Master Jason, your friends are indeed very friendly people. I'm really happy to see that you get along so well."

Jason glanced at Alfred, and the unfeigned concern in the other's eyes warmed his heart.

Jason: "Ah Fu, you don't have to worry about me... I'm doing fine in my world."

Alfred stared silently at Jason's outline, he didn't expose this obvious lie - at least, he had seen the shocking old injuries on the other person's body.

Alfred nodded nonchalantly: "Then I'm relieved."

The old butler has seen too many in his life, and he is very accepting of Jason's level of small lies.Even knowing that Jason has probably suffered a lot, at least he looks happy now.

Alfred was not as great as his lord. In his selfish mind, it was enough for everyone in the family to be healthy and happy.

"I think it's time for us to bring our guests back. It's not polite to keep them waiting too long."

……

It was clear and fine weather outside the door, and Samuel and Petunia were talking enthusiastically about various speculations about the owner of the manor—obviously they didn't realize that there were at least three other people running there, no matter whether they were on sound or clear, just above their heads. All top-notch cameras.

Samuel let out a sigh of emotion: "So, being a vigilante is really hard."

Petunia, who has pieced together a lot of Batman brainwashing bags from the gossip board, nodded in agreement: "And don't they need rest time? Like me, if I don't sleep for three days and three nights, I can put the bottle in our boss's room on the spot." Throat asked him to give me a raise - but these people act like they are not tired at all, and they don't care about benefits at all..."

As an ordinary person, Petunia has never encountered any catastrophe.She doesn't know much about superheroes.

For Americans who have never seen a superhero in their lives, the closest to them may be Captain America, who shines in textbooks.

Speaking of Captain America, Petunia couldn't help complaining: "You don't know how many people liked him when I was in school—"

Penny waved her arm, indicating that there were really a lot of them.

Penny: "My friends will cut down the portraits in the textbooks and paste them into special notebooks."

Of course Penny had it too, and her notebook was probably the most full in their grade at that time—at that time, the boys were courting her, and under the hormonal agitation, the boys could reluctantly give up their idols.

Recalling the beautiful past of her youth, Petunia couldn't help but said, "I really miss those days."

"You should be lucky that you didn't meet Tony or Sherlock when you were studying." Samuel said with a smile.

Petunia: "..." She was speechless.

Petunia: "If I were in school, I would probably prefer to be classmates with Peter and the others, right? Peter and Clark are very nice people, and they seem to be the ones who can be ordered around at school..."

"Hey, what do you mean you're looking at me like that? Do you think I can't deal with a bunch of bastards pretending to be cool?"

As the overlord of high school, Penny can guarantee that if she meets the two of them in school, she will definitely be able to cover them both!

I was just thinking that Penny might be the bully's Samuel: "..."

He laughed dryly: "No, I just thought about it. If you met each other in school, what would it be like?"

I won’t mention Tony and Sherlock, two gods of learning who often skipped class and sneaked away and are still ranked among the top. The possibility of Sherlock using reasoning to bet on the question cannot be ruled out.

With Peter as a successful CEO, Samuel wonders how Penny would think he was being bullied as a student.

Not to mention Clark, as long as Samuel didn't show the demon prototype, he would be the tallest guy in the apartment.And his body is not showy, I'm afraid he can knock down half of the playground with one punch...

Regarding the lack of common sense about demons, Petunia showed her life wisdom: "Of course it's because I have a lot of experience!"

Samuel: "..." As expected, he is a school bully...

And what's the matter with your so proud tone!

"As for Jason..."

Petunia subconsciously wanted to say that Jason was probably her favorite naughty boyfriend when she was a little sister.But thinking of the little Todd she met here, Petunia felt that maybe he was also a good boy when he was a student?

Comparing and comparing, Penny couldn't help but make an adult voice: "So, the best boyfriend is Bruce, right? Young and promising, successful in career, good-looking, and great figure..."

Samuel heard his temples throbbing: "Why do you know such things as body..."

Penny shook her phone with a smile: "I've seen pictures of Batman."

The people of Gotham risked their lives to take sneak shots, and the photos of Batman were revealed!

Clark and Peter, who overheard the conversation between the two, said: "..." Their hearing is so good, sometimes they themselves feel helpless.

Clark lowered his voice: "I dare say, Petunia is definitely the first one who dares to say that after knowing Bruce's identity."

Peter smiled politely but awkwardly: "Did you forget Tony and Sherlock?"

Clark: "..."

When he only heard about Batman before, Clark had a kind of admiration for the vigilante.After this meeting, Clark saw a more humane side of the other party, and Clark felt that this Gotham vigilante was a very remarkable person, and he was inexplicably close to him again.

By the way, Batman's on-the-spot reaction at a critical moment also opened Superman's eyes-that elbow was definitely considered steady and ruthless, and Clark still remembers it vividly.

But look at the attitude of the neighbors in the apartment.

The two of Sherlock are simply representatives of fear of chaos in the world, and Bruce's name can't scare them at all.

After all, Batman is also on the side of justice—whether he admits it or not.Since this is the case, Sherlock and the others certainly don't think that the other party will beat them up for a trivial matter... cough cough, and anger the other party.

Jason has a more intimate relationship with Batman, which he can ignore.

Peter is also a superhero and the president of the group. He almost has the same affection and kindness for all his kind.

Petunia... Petunia is fine again.

Clark thought, not to mention that Mr. Landlord is still a devil, I am afraid that the Batman in his eyes is also a part of the so-called Glittering Soul?

"Clark—"

Jason called Clark, and his voice called everyone's attention.

"Are you finished talking?"

"Family meeting over?"

"Jason, can you tell me about the aftertaste of eating the snake language fruit?"

Hearing the inquiries from other people, Jason answered with a big head, and quickly took out the racket that Ah Fu had prepared: "Is anyone willing to play badminton?"

As a member who likes to play golf, Tony quit the group chat.

Petunia complained about him: "It's because he doesn't know how to do it?"

Tony snorted softly: "Of course I will fight, but I don't want to fight with you."

All of them are tall, more than 1.8 meters, and they all have physical strength bonuses. He was stupid to come to the door to seek abuse.

Thinking that even little Todd, who is similar to him here, is taller than him, Tony secretly made up his mind to find some time to study, and find out what method can quickly promote growth.

Sherlock was also dragged into the arena, Tony watched it for a while and strolled back to the mansion.

Slip away, intelligent people like him don't compete with them.

Alfred saw Tony coming back alone with a leisurely expression on his face, and he didn't ask him what was going on. He just asked him gently if he needed anything else after preparing everything properly for him.

Tony is still somewhat interested in the technology here: "If possible, I want to play with the computer."

Alfred quickly brought him the latest computer that was not yet on the market.

Regarding such an all-round butler service, Tony said that his belief in developing a smart butler has become stronger!

Tony has been thinking about this for a long time since he met the smart butler at Stark.It just so happens that the technology tree here in Little Todd's world is not too different from his world, and it's not as far apart as Jason's world. Tony designed his own ideas on the computer...

……

On the other side, several people after warming up also started to compete.

Samuel and Jason fought each other, and every counterattack of Mr. Landlord was accompanied by a gossip question, which made Jason miss Bruce's silence very much.

Sherlock was forced to fight Petunia. Unlike the other two groups who were energetic, they had already sat on the bench to rest early.

Both Clark and Peter seemed to be able to do their job with ease, and they were even in the mood to chat about some interesting things they encountered when they were reporters, which attracted Penny to watch the game while listening to gossip, very happy and at ease.

After playing for about an hour, Jason sat down slightly panting.

Samuel sat on the lawn with him: "Do you want to stay here for a while?"

Jason didn't understand what he meant: "What?"

Samuel nodded to the side: "I can feel the state of the crystal..."

There was no need to say more about the rest, Jason understood it.

Samuel was referring to exactly the direction of the Batcave, presumably after he left, what emotions Todd Jr. sparked in the dialogue, one of the seven deadly sins needed to populate the crystal.

Thinking of this, Jason was a little worried about what happened in the Batcave.

Dick: Thank you, please let go of me innocently, it's so sour in here, I kind of miss the air of Bludhaven.