Son of the Morning Star

"It's getting late... Blame Shushu, I'm going back to eat."

"Hey wait! This fruit is so delicious, why don't you come and taste it?!"

"Goodbye, weirdo!" Eve waved to him, picked up the rabbit and prepared to leave.

"Hey wait..." Samuel reached out to stop him.

"thump"

Eve slipped and the rabbit was thrown out.

"Boom"

Eve's head hit the tree of knowledge, and the leaves on the tree rustled.

A fruit fell and landed right in Eve's mouth.

Samuel froze in place, and retracted the hand that was about to reach out.

Fuck!It turns out that this is also possible!Then what kind of effort and what kind of salesman did I put in just now!

Samuel is not well.

"Ahem!" Eve panicked, "Oops! I ate the fruit, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

"Uh, you won't die if you eat this kind of fruit." Samael's face was black.

"But Adam will kill me! Woooooo..." Eve cried with a sad face, "It's all your fault!"

"Eh..." Samuel looked up at the sky, "Don't worry, as long as you trick him into eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, he will definitely not hit you!"

"Really?" Eve burst into tears.

"...Really." Samuel was completely clueless.

So, Eve happily took a fruit of the tree of knowledge and ran to fool Adam.

Samuel quietly followed behind Eve.

"Adam!" Eve broke into the door.

"Woman..." Adam's face was full of black lines, "This door was repaired by me after three days of hard work!"

"I'm sorry..." Eve pointed her fingers.

"What a prodigal you are!" Adam flipped the table.

"I've already said I'm sorry..." Eve continued pointing fingers.

"Forget it..." Adam helped his forehead helplessly, "I'll fix it later. Let's eat now."

"Ah! By the way, Adam, this is for you to eat." Eve took out a fruit.

"Hey, I haven't seen where this fruit came from?"

"Forehead……"

"Forget it, this fruit looks delicious!" Adam picked up the fruit and looked at it carefully.

"Then eat it." Adam was about to swallow it, but his pupils constricted as if seeing something. (Activation of prophecy ability)

Adam threw away the fruit in a panic: "No! I can't eat it!"

"Sure enough, my decision to follow was correct."

"Who!" Adam stood up and stared around.

"Look who I am!" Samuel changed his image and appeared in front of Adam, staring at him fiercely.

"Lilith..." Adam lost his mind for a moment.

Samael slapped the fruit of the tree of knowledge into Adam's mouth with one paw.

The plan was successful.

Samuel turned and ran.

Adam and Eve looked at each other, realized that they were naked, and understood the difference between male and female bodies, and there was a sense of shame.They hastily plucked some fig leaves to cover their bodies.

"Lord, let's go visit Adam! I haven't seen him for a long time."

"it is good."

So, Lucifer and Yahweh walked slowly towards the Garden of Eden, enjoying the scenery along the way.

Yahweh habitually observed what Adam and the others were doing with his divine sense in advance.

Adam and Eve are having fun sex.

Jehovah:"……"

Adam you guys are so open!

"Lord, why didn't you leave?" Lucifer felt a little strange seeing Jehovah's strange expression.

"Eh... Lucy... I treat you to a small cake, let's go back together!"

"Eh why"

"Don't worry about why, just go!"

"ehee"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Adam: "The author, your plot is too bloody! It hurts to take out the ribs!"

Meow someone: "Adam, please be content! According to the analysis of apocrypha by scientists, it is found that Eve may be made of the bones of Adam's Ding Ding. My version is not bloody at all, okay?!"

Adam (thoughts): "So Lucifer is actually..."

Meow someone: "Shut up!"

Note: Human penises are boneless, but some cats have...